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  • aboot

  • I think that jons whole No-planning idea is actually pretty good, more funny and more shocking than if he made a game plan that could be guessed so easily

  • Hey ryan I just wanted to say that I really like F.R and that you have inspired me to make my own web series, so if you guys wanna check it out you can see the first two episodes on my channel... happy face :)

  • well we allready chip our dogs and we have that child tracker thig so we have the tech. to track every one its just a matter of leagalizing it (and i knpow i spelled it wrong).

  • i Tend to agree....The Candian and American Government aren't the best "my opianian"...and it seems to me that they are both either falling apart or just destroying itself so we have to start over. "by we: i mean Us Americans and Candians"

  • the hardest part about having voice actors is if they take forever to send in theirlines

  • when you talk about the government you sound like an anarchist... that'd make an interesting series... actually, no that would be a shitty plot.

    Random thought: I think that if you're going to have a machinima series, it has to have a good name for it to really get anywhere. Anyway, the one I'm writing is called "the Clump" yes, it may sound retarded after what i just said, but it makes sense if you read the scripts, which i've written 4 of. if anyone msg's me I'll send it to u win its done

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  • yeah, I'm gonna agree about the goverment survaillence part. Did you know over 1 billion phonecalls was taped in 2007 in the US? Did you also know that a person with some decent hacking skills can quite easily break into the survailence databanks and pick out anything they want?

  • Yeah. Anyone with "decent hacking skills" can penetrate the NSA mainframe. The NSA being an agency comprised almost exclusively of MIT Grad nerds who get a government paycheck to play with the most advanced computers in existence.

    Yep. Its pretty damn easy to hack into the NSA. Just ask any self professed hacker on the internet.

  • The awkwardness took the place of the punch-line- and it did just as good a job. This hit home for me, as well (I've done an interview with the interviewer telling me they were sure I was going to get the job, and I was never called back. It was really awkward.)

  • ok... im snapping all the corners of my pasport...

  • theyve been injecting animals with tracking chips for years incase they get lost, its possible

  • i notice u use alot of south park jokes and sometimes even that sound that u make when somebody dies

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  • That idea about the chips reminded me of the Mark Of The Beast, from Revolation.

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    Hahaha, the audio preview of ^ was hilarious.

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  • go get a life men, its actually sad to see those messages.

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  • lol

  • ma names gorbsNboogies

  • The community government? What's wrong with the government up here?

    PS If you hire someone, he won't ask for a paycheck; he'd ask for your recon.

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  • have you evr though about needing help on specific things

  • NICE MACHINIMA MINE KNOW HA HA HA HA. no but there are a lot of fans that whould do voices 4 you

  • he i got onr ? y don't you recruit help not for voice but just to help u with the contoller cause jeez man you have to do anything your self im not sayign ur doing a crappy job ur doing great im just saying recrauit a actor without the voice so at least it takes a laod off of u

  • i'm making a show like arby and the cheif. Called arby,chief and kraotos.If you want to help reply to this comment

  • Don't.

  • just dont man! Dont change Arby n da chief in any way

  • i'll probably be able to help depending on what i think about the story

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  • hahaha...that made me laugh!!!!!!!!!

  • You have seen Zitgiest or the new world order thing hugh

    its crazy right beacause its like actully happeninig

    did you ever read 1984

  • Not bad, but I dislike the way he's stitching in conspiracy theories in the commentary. I'm not against people "saying it like it is" or anything, but an internet series commentary isn't really the right place to be talking about that type of thing.

  • @w23eer

    it ties into the plotline. like he says, that everyone in esoteria is chipped becomes an important part of the plot later on. he goes into real life a lot on these commentaries

  • funniest serious since RvB

  • I'd d it for free, voice acting that is, lol.

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  • I want a tracking chip in my ASS!!!

  • omg he pays people to do vocies rofl id do it for free anyday lol

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  • if u think about it, jon's really got his hands full

    he has so many series going on at once, most with commentary

    props, bro

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  • they already have "chips" for dogs for tracking your dog if it runs away. Vets inject a tiny chip into your dog's neck (not sure if it hurts) and scan it with a scanner and its kinda like an ID without a collar... I dont know much about it...

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  • I don't think the US government is corrupt, per say. It's just shadey. There's a lot that they keep out of the eyes of the general public. However, there is no doubt in my mind that it will become corrupt at some point in the future.

  • Like how they are hiding ALIENS!! RIght?

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  • sweet

  • lol i no annoying as crap

  • a whole can of worms?

  • maybe its a saying in canada, cuz i never heard it but it does make sense

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  • Yeah... The whole Patriot Act didn't help that viewpoint, did it? Hopefully with Obama, the privacy thing'll get better. The fact is, Bush broke several Constitutional laws with some of the things he did.

  • dude. they chip animals!

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  • 6:52

  • 6:55

    ah-gayhinest?

    shouldnt it be ah-genst?

  • awesomelynice69. He's Canadian dude. All Canadians say that. They have different accents. Who cares if he says it differently.

  • digital ph33r makes good series but his commentarys are alrite he studders alot and just nothing to say

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  • Honestly though, what if you chip your child, and someone steals the tracking device, that is one of the very reasons why I believe chips are very irresponsible. I mean your so lazy, you dont want to pay attention to your child, so you chip him and possibly endangering his life because of it.

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  • He's awesome at making the videos but when it comes to commentary he's not the best at it but hes alright

  • Yeah they have the technology, they make the tracking chips for cats and dogs that get put under the skin on the back of the neck, it allows you to track your pet if he/she gets lost. The vet offered it to us, but I told my mom it was creepy.

  • don't make another season, just don't waste your time

  • Why shouldn't he make another season?

  • They already have a chip option for newborn babys. its called Blue Angel or something. Creepy aint it?

  • Does he thing before he speaks or should he right something BEFORE he does a commentary

  • How are we supposed to know?

  • Lol at how he tries to speed up his commentary at 6:30 then there's this long pause...

  • I cracked up when Jon went on a rant about passports during credits. Bonus points for going way off subject.

  • can of worms? lol nice. good episode, but if i had one tip id say...

    i think you should probably stick with the storyline more, and talk about the episode as its playing. but its still an awesome series

  • But that would be hard because he quickly need's to adress one point at a time, but now he just addresses a point discusses it, skips a few others then goes on to the next one.

  • whole can of worms? never heard that before

  • Wow, the more I watch these commentaries, the more I realize John and I are VERY similar... Canadian, trust issues, don't work well in teams, serious, but with a good sense of humour, the very rare 'free will' thoughts of internet and come across as jerks when faced with stupidity... Interesting...

    Meh, whatever, guess you guys don't care, don't know why I even posted this. Anyway, love the commentaries! Keep 'em up John.

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  • i love deadpan humor

  • i like unseemingly interestingly dull conversation humor too

  • Wow, why the fuck is he doing these horrible fucking commentarys, no one fucking cares, and it's fucking pointless.

  • then don't fucking watch it hes only telling us of what he felt about his own episode if u don't like then don't even watch it we don't have to hear do what u say

  • If you were smart youd know that hes doing commentaries so he can have time to plot out and film a whole shitload of Arby and Chief and Hard Justice smartass...

  • it takes little time to make commentaries, and some people are inspired by his work and want to know how to make successful machinimas like him.

  • wow u seem dumb

  • Last time he did these, he was going away on vacation, so he recorded a bunch on AntC and let machinima release them over a certain time period. It's now march break, maybe its the same thing?

  • Huring88:

    No, said he wanted to do some commentaries to get time to think more about HJ and AntC

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  • Finally, DigitalPh33r has given a reason as to wwhy he does all the voices himself.

    Now we don't have to listen to all the assholes complaining about it!

  • yea i was waiting for that 2.

    i was wondering how he managed to

    do all this by himself.

    Especially episode 1.

    The part where there chasing the guy at the beginning.

  • wtf, anyone who asks for money for acting in a machinima is a douche bag

  • Agreed.

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  • 4:19 nice fit there

  • don't do Ummmm's all the time and how do u get the gun 2 point down and ur face looking up?

  • dudde dont tell him how to do his video...havent you ever seen Its a Wonderful Live? he specificly depicts the fact the he hats douches who tell him what to do

  • He doesn't prerecord. If you had to talk about a whole episode, I doubt your comment would be solid perfect wothout any "Uhhmm"s.

    Lowering the gun is LB+RB+press left analog-stick, press down on D-pad+A.

    All at the same time. Works in forge and custom matches. Not in matchmaking.

  • If anyone can help me with this it would be a big help: I was going to make a machinima (with Halo 3) soon and I wanted to know how to put your gun down while standing up? I know the button combo you need to do it but you need to crouch to do it. But in this, he puts his gun down while standing... So if any one could help me with this it'd be a big help. Thanks.

  • Theres a guide. just search on "How to hold your gun down in Halo 3 [New Videos Up]" in youtube and there you have it.

  • 4:19 "Hey, SHUT UP!"

    That was too dam convenient.

  • 4:19-4:20 haha....right when you are commenting about what he would say, the background of the actual episode fits into what you were saying...pretty funny

  • it was ironic. right when he started talking about his trust issues, the emotional music started paying lol.

  • one of the more interesting commentaries out there, with the chipped idea.

  • The way digitalPh33r is describing about Esoteria kinda makes me think of a mix between Futurama and V for Vedetta.

  • commentarys by digitalph33r are always interesting, in my opinion anyway,

  • yeah, i like how he explains what some of the jokes are, where he is inspired, and stuff that he talks about

  • man i love this show and now i have real respect for DigitalPh33r all of me friends thought i was crazy when i talk about the FID chip but then i got myself a passport and opened it and there was the chip ( every 1 should watch zeitgeist BTW)

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  • im 14 and i hope by the time im 18 i dont have a chip this is a free country and i think that we should all have a choice no matter what. and i love watching Hard Justice cant wait for season 2

  • not to be rude or anything im just putting out a point, but if you have read the bible or any of that bull shit (im 14 also) we probably will have chips in us if the world dosent end in 2012 which it probably wont anyways

  • what i think about the world ending in 2012 is that the myans were making the calender and when they got to 2012 they though "Why make it any further we're not going to live this long?" so they stopped

  • If the world ends in 2012, damn.

  • There is no date the world will end. It could end today, next week, or years from now. Anyone who thinks he knows the date the world will end is a retard.

    Anyway, good job with the commentary Digtal Ph33r. I hope to see more later on.

  • lol i know, to much history channel

  • it will end next week muhahahahahaaa

  • he should just do like a live show of a convo with people and stuff

  • whoa, sounds like DP knows a little about the slave state and NWO we're all headed in.

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  • yeah he does.

  • ive had a few little chit-chats with him on his forums and not to be a dick or anything like that bet he kinda is narcsistic but i guess thatswhat happens when you have fans kissing your asscheek all of the time

  • the more I watch DigitalPh33r's commentaries the more it seems I have in common with me

  • what?

  • lol, u guys shuld go out sometime

  • ya jon is an awesome guy i wish i'd live next to his house

  • over-qualified much?

  • "Nice car, mine now" That must've been hilarious for your friends xD

  • why don't you get frends to help you.

  • Did he not just explain...besides, the whole "boss" thing applies to friendships as well. If you get friends to help you, the same thing will apply.

  • Why am I watching this?

  • Because you click it.

  • OMgz!

    Dat splainz evereethin!

    :D!!

  • His commentaries have gotten a lot better since Arby 'n' the Chiefs commentaries.

  • lol at 9:47 "I dunno, soon."

  • Well the Bible talks about such things, in fact in the book of Revelation they call it The Mark Of The Beast. They'll implant a tracking chip in you and put a bar-code on either your forehead or on your left hand or something. Those who refuse them will get beheaded, but the ones who DO take it will be sent to Hell.

    I'm not sure about you guys but I'd rather die for God than to take such things...

  • You know you'd think after Obama becoming president the problems with trust between the government and society in the u.s. and every nation would simmer down, but hey he's only been president for awhile. I'm pretty sure he'll declare world domination sooner or later, so look out digital ph33r Barak's got your country on the top of the list. Heh.

  • ... I really hate to sound like a liar- but I swaer on my life that me & Digital PH33R think alot alike. especially when it comes to government. xD

  • Wow, look at how serious this guy takes himself, making a commentary?

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  • My eyes have been opened to human tracking chips and it is gay lol

  • 6:56 lmao he says "agaynst" like a true canadian

  • i dont think our australian passports are chipped

  • Great job man.

  • isnt Hard Justice and the other series deux something both in estotria?