Car Crash

[mrblockboii]

thats not fuckin totaled

[PointlessComedy]

I was sad until 0:59...than I just got angry

[naireland]

@PointlessComedy As did my insurance agent.

[PointlessComedy]

fuck your little girl, be sorry for the deer. noone cares about your the new building of you car, seriously...you hit a deer thats badluck for 50 years. 75+ if you make stupid ass comments like that, belee dat

[naireland]

@PointlessComedy "fuck my little girl"? Good God, what sort of backwoods inbred fuck family were you born in? You love the deer so much, go mount one and get your jollies off you sick fuck. Obviously you lack the moral comprehension to fuck inner family children, why not tack on bestiality on the list of taboo shit.

[PointlessComedy]

@naireland whatever bitch, thats one reply, you got about , Well EVERYONE else to go, have fun, im sure nobody else gives a shit about your stupid car. Good luck getting far in life, crying over materialistic Crap, and news flash, your car looks like a piece of shit anyways so shoot for better taste XD

[naireland]

@PointlessComedy cant even begin to decipher what trite dribble you are trying to convey. Pull your head out of your ass, form a legitimate response, and don't capitalize the word "Crap". Until then you are shit on a boot ha ha.

[habababa6]

Who gives a shit about ur car U HIT A FUCKING DEER FOR CRISTS SAKE!!!!!!!

[naireland]

@habababa6 who is this "Crists" asshole and why do I care about his sake. In the meantime disengage your capslock key and pull your head out of your ass. That is all.

[kokomomo6]

OMG IS THE CAR OK?!?!

[naireland]

@kokomomo6 Better off than the deer

[naireland]

@likeAboss610 Not expecting you to use MLA citation in the first place brah. You never did run into me, the deer did.

[naireland]

@likeAboss610 lol "meathead dumbfuck American" I don't even have to bother insulting you; youve done the meta tagging yourself gahh haaa. Not sure why the average idiots retort involves fucking oneself. You can try to sell me on whatever car you want but in reality the sky is falling with fucks that I don't give. As you were meathead.

[naireland]

@likeAboss610 Honestly you've exceeded my expectations at comprehending even 2%.

[naireland]

@likeAboss610 durrr just because its old and GM doesn't make it the poor mans Ferrari you moron. For all I care I see enough rusted piece of ass base camaro's as it is so stop whining. Now go ahead and do a few palm to foreheads for being so stupid as to compare an Acura to a carbureted lead sled from the days of yore.

[jpwellman76]

This guy should have used Deer Veer!

[GregZthrash]

I don't give a fuck about the car. I was in an accident today as the passenger in a van when a deer came out of nowhere and was badly injured. We had to hold it down for 20 minutes to wait for the National Trust to come and shoot it to stop it being in so much pain. I didn't care what happened to the van, my heart was with the deer and I hope its Kid are okay.

[naireland]

@GregZthrash guess who has two thumbs and "don't give a fuck" about your story? THIS GUY!!!

[freddytwigs]

@GregZthrash Bet that deer didn't have insurance. Fuck the deer.

[MultiBigRed99]

Deer just suddenly know when a car comes.

[naireland]

@MultiBigRed99 apparently not, evolution's way of saying fuck you

[MultiBigRed99]

@naireland uhm nice try -_-

[omni420916]

send me a private message if you know the name of this song please

[naireland]

@omni420916 equally damaged, blonde redhead

[omni420916]

time to upgrade to 99 front end ^^ so has anyone ever had deer jerky? this vid made me kinda hungry

[LaraWarriorWolf]

Can you please tell me the name of the song?

[jasonwinback]

time for a jdm front end

[naireland]

@jasonwinback I wonder if ebay has "jdm honda" products, JDM AS FUCK!!!

[SuperHaNkz]

pimp car, dog

[TheStrawberryExpress]

This is retarded 50 bucks says the person who made this is a mexican't

[naireland]

@TheStrawberryExpress Hola Amigo!!!

[Khanyile01]

type in "ski crashes" in the youtube search and click the video with stars in the title to be shocked!

[acommando]

sdfsdf

[naireland]

@acommando my favorite 4 key combination

[MankyScotsG1t]

It is a pity you didn't go through tthe windscreen you twat, hope the repairs cost a lot have a nice day :)

[naireland]

@MankyScotsG1t its a windshield you moron not a windscreen. The repairs cost me 2 hours and a pack of bubble gum, its a Honda not a space shuttle.

[masterGarrito]

how many hillbillys does it take to eat road kill 2 one to eat while the other watches 4 cars

[naireland]

@masterGarrito too many numbers in that run on sentence.

[masterGarrito]

yum yum we gonna get some dinner to night

[TTerror97]

ur car sucks... just sayin. U should get an audi.

[naireland]

@TTerror97 ur car swallows... just sayin. And I think I would rather have reliability than some fugly money trap.

[TehManBEarPiG]

damn, bambi really fucked up your car

[naireland]

@TehManBEarPiG Bambi doesn't look too good either. Like a deleted Disney scene.

[Metalicalypse]

Could you tel me the name of the music ?

[naireland]

@Metalicalypse blonde redhead "equally damaged"

[sebastianblevdet]

thumbs up uf u muted 

[naireland]

@sebastianblevdet thumbs up your asses. Is it really asking too much to spell properly?

[Paintedmare1976]

@ naireland You should know since you come from a long line of them.

[naireland]

@Paintedmare1976 A long line of "any other name"? It's Shakespeare, not a lineage ahr tard.

[multibigman123]

@naireland lol arha tard not arh tard

[naireland]

@multibigman123 try again face fuck. It's actually artard, but I prefer the pirate version

[multibigman123]

@naireland dude calm down

srry

[naireland]

@multibigman123 Dood, its an internet forum. You don't enrage me any more than the other standard idiots in real life do

[multibigman123]

@naireland im not blamin u or nuthin just calm down

[Paintedmare1976]

@ naireland Is Retard the only insulting word that you know? Come on you can do better then that. Can't you?

[naireland]

@Paintedmare1976 A retard by any other name is still a retard.

[Paintedmare1976]

Did you come up with that one all by yourself?

[naireland]

@Paintedmare1976 no retard, my standby literary team had to draft it out before I adapted it for youtube.

[multibigman123]

@naireland lol

[multibigman123]

@naireland i bet his mom has a porn team

[naireland]

@multibigman123 my mom invented porn.

[Paintedmare1976]

@ naireland Well No Shit Sherlock!!!

[naireland]

@Paintedmare1976 settle down retard, your working up another brain aneurysm and you can't afford to lose those last three neurons.

[multibigman123]

@naireland ...

tru dat

[Paintedmare1976]

@GSG1298 Did I ever say it was anyone's fault? No! I just don't like the fact that all this person cares about is a Crap Ass Car. Also you are the only retard around here. You are a JOKE!

[naireland]

@Paintedmare1976 hmmm, he never called you a retard,....RETARD !!

[xFReSHeReST]

at least its not that bad. did it knock the front end outta alignment

[naireland]

@xFReSHeReST yep, a bit. Torqued it back though with a pry bar and a shit ton of elbow grease.

[Paintedmare1976]

Yeah or you could just hit me like you did the poor Deer. I'm glad your car got wrecked. You deserve it for taking an innocent deers life. Why even post such a video on YouTube? Do you have nothing better to do with your life?

[naireland]

@Paintedmare1976 I don't hit retards. 

[Paintedmare1976]

@ naireland Your Mom and your dog don't count.

[naireland]

@Paintedmare1976 well no shit pervert, I think outside your frame of mind numbnutts, I was referring to my bitches and hoes. I was half expecting you to make some sort of "ur gay" jab but you went straight for the "ur mom". On that note i'm afraid you are far too stupid to exist, going to need you to go jump in the bath and play with Mr. Hairdryer. Make sure it's plugged in and on high, then pretend it's a submarine.

[GSG1298]

@Paintedmare1976 Shit happens it isn't the drivers fault. It's not like he would aim for the deer. And besides you're vouching for the disabled, these animals are fucking retarded. If they didn't want to get hit so badly, they wouldn't jump out at 70mph!!! Find something meaningful to protest about, like how america is stealing oil from a defenceless country and making it look like it is their fault. And I deliberately didn't spell america with a capital "A" because it is a joke, not a country.

[heroes91092]

just buy a new car. Not even that nice

[naireland]

@heroes91092 I should buy a car thats not even that nice? Whats with you dolts leaving out entire words. Do complete sentences cost money or something? And considering that this video is over 4 years old its safe to assume I have a new car.

[naireland]

@heroes91092 she was never a "nice" car, she was meaner than a child molester at Chucky Cheese

[candkatie11]

no blood on the deer? i still fel bad

[naireland]

@candkatie11 want to borrow an "e"?

[Paintedmare1976]

Go get laid. At least maybe then you wouldn't be such a fucking rude piece of shit!!!

[naireland]

@Paintedmare1976 just got laid and guess what poncho? I'm still a rude piece of shit :)

[Paintedmare1976]

Burn in hell Asshole!!!

[naireland]

@Paintedmare1976 thats the anti slogan for preparation H

[Paintedmare1976]

Personally I think it's a shame that the poor deer died and not you.

[naireland]

@Paintedmare1976 Personally I think it's a shame you were born

[Salvation6061]

I feel bad for the deer... And as for the car, destroy it after you fix it!!!!!!!

Nothing is more important than one's life

[naireland]

@Salvation6061 dur, yeah ill go fix A car and then destroy it all because Jimmy no nuts says so on youtube. Go head butt the wall you failure.

[PS3skeetery]

fuck that tuner burn it to the ground and get u a muscle car

[naireland]

@PS3skeetery you would be the kind of moron to attempt to burn a car.

[owmygawd12]

People like u must die like the poor deer did

[naireland]

@owmygawd12 keep dreaming toolbag. I'm dying in the Zombie Apocalypse an not a moment sooner. 

[owmygawd12]

@naireland sad cunt

[naireland]

@owmygawd12 "the caption under your mothers obituary picture"

[Tom331998]

You really are a fucking cunt rag aren't you? You hit a poor deer and all you care about is your piece of shit 1980 shitmobile?

[naireland]

@Tom331998 you have the numerical comprehension of A retarded Aztek. It's a 96 ahr tard, about the same as your IQ apparently

[TheKasoy90]

its a noobie car fuck why u have kill that deer nerds

[naireland]

@TheKasoy90 geez, save some money and buy a couple commas before you try commenting again ya dolt. 

[xWaLLBanGzHDz]

@naireland actually the correct way of putting that sentence together would be as followed...

"geez, save some money and buy a couple OF commas before you try to comment again, you dolt"

Just sayin.

[naireland]

@xWaLLBanGzHDz I donated "of" in hopes of starting a collection to buy him some commas. Ps, you're not "just sayin" You're "just typin"...just typing.

[mikemx]

" im not that serious about the car because it all comes down to the fact that it is a piece of steel and some fiberglass so don't think im an emo mechanic or anything because im not."

you sound like you dont give an f to the deers life

[naireland]

@mikemx A car has more monetary value than a deer. Can't ride a deer to work anyway. I hunt every season to keep population in control. No need for fatal accidents.

[fuguf1sh]

@naireland Santa can.

[naireland]

@mikemx why would I give a letter to the deer?

[Xsniper90X]

so this video is supposed to be sad? dude, its natural selection.

[naireland]

@Xsniper90X actually it's not meant to be anything beyond sarcastic.

[Ieatrainbowonmytoast]

You killed a deer and all you care about is a scratch on your car, get a life

[Delrar]

@Ieatrainbowonmytoast It was obviously the deer's fault, and since he had no insurance it had to be put down. Simple as that.

[Ieatrainbowonmytoast]

@Delrar wow, It was not the deers fault, watch were you drive next time maybe ?

[Delrar]

@Ieatrainbowonmytoast Learn to form a sentence maybe?

[Ieatrainbowonmytoast]

@Delrar How about after I fully learn english :) It's not my first language but sure I'll work on that :)

[naireland]

@Ieatrainbowonmytoast fully learn english? I think thats beyond reachable considering you're still trying to master the art of tying your shoe.

[GSG1298]

@naireland "beyond reachable" isn't really a properly constructed sentence. You should have put "un-reachable" but something like "beyond reach" would have sufficed. And you didn't start your sentence with a capital "f". This would usually be a completely cuntish comment seeing as though you are insulting somebody on their use of English.....

[naireland]

@Ieatrainbowonmytoast hmm watch where I drive, Ill have to try that sometime. Not seeing how that would help though considering the deer lunged infront of the car.

[naireland]

@Delrar plenty of insurance but its just a Honda so I did the work myself

[naireland]

@Ieatrainbowonmytoast ur right, after nearly totaling it the part that really got to me was that hairline scratch on the left fender. THE HORROR lol, moron.

[naireland]

@Ieatrainbowonmytoast yep, thats it. That scratch was really bothering me.

[naireland]

@tobin0013 any membership dues?

[naireland]

@ILIEIEIT sure, it's "URA d0lt"

[frankoneilljr]

@Naireland, there is a reason why "your" video rateings suck so much; probably because you suck. You lash out at others because you know you can't defend your work. Do yourself a favor and delete this video before we vote you off YOUTUBE. Thumbs up for this comment if you hate this fucker.

[naireland]

@frankoneilljr bwuahaha. Do you really think I give a shit about video "ratings". Youtube isn't exactly a priority to me. Nor do I "lash" out. I let morons like yourself come to me and try to chip down my self esteem like a toothpick vs a battleship. Yet ironic enough you get laid on your ass for the stupidity that precedes. And to call th is my "work". No kiddo, it was a ten minute effort in windows movie maker. The video has existed for 3 years already dolt so take those thumbs up your ass HA!

[naireland]

@buckhunter313 yep, bullets are so much more ethical

[talesdian]

Who gives a fu_ck about your car - you took a life.

[naireland]

@talesdian It takes a special kind of moron to insert an underscore between FUCK. You sir are just that special.

[talesdian]

@naireland And you are Irish, end of story.

[naireland]

@talesdian Geez, there is no story ya tool.

[nascar51523fan]

QQ more

[frankoneilljr]

gay

[naireland]

@frankoneilljr you finally came out, but why on youtube?

[knowsall101]

I hate animal activists....fuckin idiots, all of them....

[naireland]

@knowsall101 every ying needs a yang. Tree huggers existence just make my steak taste that much better.

[knowsall101]

@buckhunter313 no you wouldn't.... just wait till you hit one

[iso19971]

nashin wide is on your side

[naireland]

@iso19971 best spelling error of the day. WINNER!!!

[builderman1567]

1:04 that has got 2 be 1 hard ass fucking deer that wreaked that car.

[naireland]

@builderman1567 doesn't help when the jump into the car like a fucking magnet to A fridge.

[lilbit11011]

poor deer...

[naireland]

@lilbit11011 defiantly poor, filed for chapter 11 and committed suicide.

[lilbit11011]

@naireland lol...nice one. Hope the car made out better :-)

[TheMrwazzy]

t was azum

[Cri5tian3lfu]

Could care less about the fuckin car you just killed a deer...I'd be more understanding if you felt sorry bout it..and not about your pile of scap..

[naireland]

@Cri5tian3lfu we must be in a re session because apparently you can't afford the letter "g" or "r". Try again you poor fuck :)

[Cri5tian3lfu]

@naireland Just because I want to talk the way i want and not the way some idiot tells me to doesn't make me a fuck nor a poor sod...So once again I tell you : fuck your pile of scrap metal =)...your trolling is amusing I gotta say but every good thing has an end so enjoy your block my mentaly disabled friend

[naireland]

@Cri5tian3lfu, hush moron, no one told you to talk. We are correcting "your" (correct usage of your) typing. Now lets see if we can afford some commas you dolt. No more run on sentences.

[zinubes10]

You are so sad. You just hit a deer and all you care about is your car! That is fucking sad my imitation of you is this "oh my god I just hit a deer my poor car it's all dented now" men go get a life. Stop whining about your car is a piece of crap and also you just hit a deer and you don't care scew you man

[EezyKeepitSleezy]

@zinubes10 wow someones mad at the world.

[zinubes10]

@EezyKeepitSleezy dude all he cares about is his car not the deer so your saying if i hit you i should only care about my car mmm?

[naireland]

@zinubes10 tee hee, yep thats exactly how I sound. Well maybe to an imbecile like you but then again, you probably still have imaginary friends and eat macaroni with your fingers.

[zinubes10]

@naireland wow you think im that little ok so your saying if you hit someone you wont care you will be like "FUCK MY CAR" and dont give a shit about the other person what about if its someone special to you?

[naireland]

@zinubes10 actually special Ed, my last comment had nothing to do with the car, simply your bad mocking, and your imaginary friends.

Not sure where you are pulling "FUCK MY CAR" from in quotations seeing how you arnt quoting anything. By putting things in quotations does that automatically cite someone as saying it? Lets give it a shot "I cry all day and like to masturbate while reading cat fancy and eating fried Twinkies" ~ Zinubes

[zinubes10]

@naireland heres mine "im a troll all day i have no life i hunch of a windows 98 and watch gay porn all day long and when i done jacking my incredibly small penis i troll on youtube" ~ Naireland

[Riailgala]

@zinubes10

U

Mad

Bro?

[zinubes10]

@Riailgala why do you do that

U

Mad

Bro?

why not you mad bro?

or how you say it u mad bro? god and if you look at the damn conversation you will see why i am mad at this guy all he cares about is his damn car and not the poor dear >.>

[MuffinBustin]

@zinubes10 well the deer is dead who cares if i hit a deer i would be more mad at the deer than any thing why cry over something that you killed and never seen before kinda like hunting you dont care about killing it you dont cry over it

[naireland]

@zinubes10 HEY!! Ahr tards back. Actually dip wad I only comment anymore because morons like yourself attack me in the droves and it's unethical for me not to put you down. It's entertaining as shit I might add. You'll notice also that 95 percent of the verbiage I sling at you and your fellow tards have nothing to do with cars, mostly just cutting you down for the hostile inbreds you are.

[naireland]

@zinubes10 wrong wrong wrong, completely out of character. For one I can string a sentence together without using words like "hunch" and "i done". And let us not forget that this one my video. I don't have to go looking for morons. You guys just migrate here out of sheer stupidity and I euthanize ya verbally out of the kindness of my own black heart. Now finish with your gay porn or whatever your fantasy's are and kindly step off a balcony. Thanks :)

[IllNinoHolland]

What kind of deer was it?

A gothic deer with a spikey collar?

Your paint is damaged...

[naireland]

@IllNinoHolland wow what?

[IllNinoHolland]

@naireland

What what?

[lolpuppielove]

are u fuckin retarted?! u ran over a deer and ur more worried about your car

[naireland]

@lolpuppielove Uh yeah? Can't grasp that concept? I think you might be "fuckin retarted" sweet tart.

[Paddles666]

totaled my ass fuck all damage good excuse to upgrade to a decent car

[naireland]

@Paddles666 you totaled your ass? Must have been a hard night of receiving.

[logwind]

Stupid fucking deer.

[SamRulesProductions]

The deer more than definitely appreciates the human race's development of roads and cities, coinciding with his natural habitat of forests, that leaves him with almost nowhere else to go. He's definitely stupid for wanting to move around a bit.

[naireland]

@SamRulesProductions Damn straight sir. Just wish they could become self aware enough to commit mass suicide

[planbskater118]

looks fine to me the car was a piece of shit anyways

[naireland]

@planbskater118 same could be said about your face but you have feelings too, awww :(

[andymboss]

ahhahah gj for running over it >:)

just to make those guys cry :D

[naireland]

@andymboss Apparently it's the next greatest American Tragedy. Pansy's

[andymboss]

@naireland i have no ideea what my original comment on this was :D

[GEILEJOOST]

Lemme ques, U was boreD?