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[anubisthegotd]

Terminate John Conner___--___-|termination sequence start___--__-|

[Mywtfvids]

Lol

[RUS38]

useless

[cuoreviola89]

Totally useless.

[FedsUserName]

So robots want death to ducks

[dk4everX]

make it able to suck my dick

[Wozzy090]

Sounds like GLaDOS from Portal 2

[bachatadiccion]

where are my fucking car keys?

[mutha021]

superb!!!!!!!!!!

[xsmicro]

They look cute! Cute robots.

[SHOCKPROOFX]

Wow!



[new01]

Aldebaran is quite an interesting name for a company.

[ice2hot2]

would be funny if it said hello then pulled out two pistols and killed the rubber duck. it did lock on it.

[Kibaoftheleaves]

Like the AIBO, this will be found in thrift stores like Unique or Goodwill. Aibo started out at like... a few hundred dollars? Maybe a couple thousand? They thought it would be amazing. But now it's a cheap toy :P

[Brownbilly29gmail]

And so all duckies will die!!!!!

[MrAlexriga]

Now teach him to make me a cofe! >:(

[GodofSpanaway]

future robot butler

[qu4dq0r3]

EXTERMINATE !!!!! EXTERMINATE !!!! XD

[burraak1]

Not impressed

[5ilvara]

Tss tss, see, now I need one! How is this mini Nao called? Is it real? Have you an URL, a website? Any clue, please? xD

[iRouRoui]

press 4 once, then keep pressing 8

[islandboiitsi]

astro boy protect the house while im gone

[iilikecereal]

1:23 nooooooo my rubber ducky u murderur

[ryanmichaelfabayos]

the rubber ducky was doomed in the waste bin!

[zadzibuglica]

it walks retarded

[TORRES386]

Name of song?

[ableite]

Awesome

[ramjanam555]

nice....



[SuperJayy14]

Hahahah! That was funny. He said "Ouch!"

[tlynchhhx7]

i'd rather have a tickle me elmo

[tlynchhhx7]

wow i use to always want one of these! .... then i turned 7

[JoeyDavis4919]

okay thats it, im sick of this thing throwing away my shoes

[IAMAROCKSTAR33652]

it fucking lied wtf lol

[ChiversVinny]

@IAMAROCKSTAR33652 lmfao ikr ^^

[maxinpains]

Wow...better than anybody  in this comment section...LOL

[jamezdice1]

good thing its not bulletproof

[nnoobbeater]

well if someone knocks me on my face, im gonna fuck them up

[TeaPot1505]

keep pressing 8..

[gil12gamepro1]

@TeaPot1505 lol

[hbusch1]

who da hell would want a robot around da house? all i see in em is a waste of time n money!

[forrestelwoodgump]

you see how the first robot lies 2 the second 1 no im sorry couldnt even tell the bot he threw away its ducky lol

[zeyu8]

RIP Rubber Ducky

[sirfanatic]

what if these robots were connected to the internet an the government or hackers could use for spying.. not long :) they already doing it with smart phones... ie^ the tracking application in the gps that apple records for who knows what..

[SwingwenuSwagga]

For why, though?

[vishalshamji]

my neighbour john bought one - found it with his wife in their marital bed one night shot both of them

[MrSeedeh]

SKYNET IS ONLINE!!!

[GREATESTSIR]

wow this is great techno, nice

[morganman13]

japanese made i know it

[lordzed09]

Sounds like Gados =))

[ServerAtacker]

2:45 "i'll be back"

[JETLI2012]

Play, Pause, Play again and Press the number:

8 - Future Doggy Style Female Robot Prototype (FDSFRP)

3 - WAAAAAAAALLEEEEEEEEE  EEEEEVVVVAAAAAAAAAA

4 - TAI CHI

5 - ROBOT DANCE

[MysteriosNXT]

i actualy saw one of those dancing up close and i got to mess with it

[aramchikful]

Naawwwwww

[blazer0131]

why did they choose a rubber duck?

[hackedranger]

Cute little robots.... they will destroy all the worlds rubber duckies.

[MySNsucks923]

They walk like constipated midgets....

[phillyboy723]

I had a robot like that but not this advanced

[lorty007]

*-* wow *-*

[karvakferenc]

The Plastic Duck not 4 trash. Save the world. Be green!

[Longlifeee]

but...will it blend?

[luca20yo]

@Longlifeee how the fuck is that gopnna fint in a dam blender, get that is so dam old. n dont bother commentiong back if i want any come back ill take it from your bottum lip

[NeurovisionGorn]

So it's programmed to LIE!!?? Great; "hey have u the murderer!?" "eeeh........ no" XD Also what's the name of the song? ^^

[JustOneCivilian]

Who else wanted to see them fight with each other?

[aceson25]

nice a toy that lies to when ur looking for lost items. ill pay top dollar for that lol

[VillarejoAntonio]

¿ y si averia y me estranguula por la noche?

[BluSUBsound]

so thats were all my pens go

[hellomynameissammi]

goodbye, see you soon... thats not creepy or anything

[ninjamaster224]

larger version:

*kids playing in park and robot comes over*

robot: what is that thing lying on the ground? i suppose i should pick it up.

kids: HOLY SH*T!!!

*squelch*

[Xtclilium]

not to far away from the T9000 are we?

[stereolovelexx]

uh why did it throw the duckie out. its obv gonna take all my shit and throw it out no way

[6F5jedi]

@stereolovelexx haha same here! it probebly would trash my protein bars and stuff lol

[odinzan]

when it said hello at the start it sounded like GLaDOS from portal

[WTFGiordan]

They'll take our JEEBS!!!!!!!

[sahaja75]

GOOOOOOOOOOOD BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE..... AND BETTER NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN ! ...STUPID MORONS !!!

INSTEAD OF DEVELOPING THEIR-SELVES, INSTEAD OF USING ALL TODAY'S INFO FOR CREATING MORE HUMANE INDIVIDUALS AND POWERFUL BY VIRTUES PPL.... THEY PLAY WITH TOYS ???

HORROR !!!

THIS WORLD IS TRULY GOING TO ITS END !!!

DISGUSTING !!!

[Mayankboygenius]

stupid robot..

[thepivotfan776]

2:39 Shag me?

[ZEDNANREHIGH]

Thats cool where can I buy one

[aceofclubskid]

The voice reminds me of portal 2

[NcoleyCP]

2:16 - 2:20 I was expecting a surprize from the red robot, you know the kind.

[darkspeed294]

looks like he's shit his pants

[Zeroset]

Moonwalk @ 1:23

[MeusOrsa]

Cute now. Terminator later.

[K4DesignStudio]

@MeusOrsa hahaha

[superyusrie]

@MeusOrsa hehe too true...scary thought that is ;P Maybe there should be some kind of a fool proof "game over" button on these things before they are mass produced. One that will wipe them all out simultaneously at one press of that button maybe. Just for safety's sake. :P

[Desieh]

@MeusOrsa ahahhaha good 1

[MAZAROTHofSuramar]

Wow; it lies...It it human like.

[APRILIAxRIDES]

I WANT YOURE BOOTS,CLOTHES , AND SUNGLASSES

ASTA LA VISTA BABY

[TomFrazerSounds]

...Have you seen my Atomic Bomb? - No, i have just push the Button - Ok

[xXxENTExXx]

looks like he has to take a shit Oo

[The54ever]

are robots supposed to lie?

wheres my rubber duck?

I dont know i am sorry.

you just threw it away you ....

[BlissfullAwareness]

Asimo would kick Nao's butt.

[TYPHOOMASTER]

What is that thing lying on the ground?

It's a fucking duck

Please wait 13 seconds, while I pick it up...

I want a new toy!

[o0oD4n1so0o]

I don't get it... Why do they try to make robots look like humans and react to human social behaviors? I would instead prefer to see a robot that has a purpose, like be a worker, a solider and so on... and there are already many of them! I would just like to see more amazing automated systems using more advanced technology... not this Chinese crap

[shwampysama]

@o0oD4n1so0o if robots are more human like it will spark a responsible behaver of humans towards them, well that's at least what i personally think

[BannedHack]

DON BUY IT.. it will steal your credit card n buy more of its kind and build an army then when you asked about your credit card, it will lie to you that he haven't seen your credit card anywhere ><!!!

[MAZAROTHofSuramar]

@BannedHack....LOL

[BoyznGirlz09]

Now teach it karate.

[BoyznGirlz09]

I would just keep pushing it over all day.

[eitanros]

this things walks like it is going to take a shit in any second

[tycusX]

and i keep asking my self, why does NASA keeps sending crappy robots to Mars and not this kind of robots...?

[bigversionofchrist]

THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

[Spiketheflame]

haha

[ritter89]

More imported crap for dimwitted consumer. Most kid can't even write simple software or locate files on their PCs yet we're supposed to believe that gen y is the most "tech savvy" generation (according to the media and advertisers) . Control the means of production and you control the economy. The US is finished as a world power.

[9jubjubs]

@ritter89 What crack are you on? I've never seen any kid who couldn't find a file on the computer. You sir, sound like a pretentious asshole.

[xalkias2]

why they walk like they have shit in their pants? LOL

[MultiTheManiac]

1:50 ROBBO SEX

[JuStAnAsIaNboY]

A robot that lie...i wouldnt buy it

[croc21usta]

This is cool new techknowledgy but wow is it scary that this techknowledgy could be in evil hands

[matjuru123]

What if I hit that retarded robort with an hammer ? Will he say "I'm Okay" to me ?

[Mrw0fflez]

bow down to our new robot masters

[jayhawk184]

Hello now 69

[Guest1308]

did the other bot say "have you seen my rubber dickie?"

[TwitchandFirefly]

I want my NAO NAO!

[Papasmurf7111]

"that come in around 200 million dollars please"

"screw you i want my rubber ducky back!"

[FoundationsofPause]

So in the future robots will throw away your bathtoys

[donniedarkodevotte]

2:08 Incidents like this continued as the robot's master had a tendency to pace his apartment from coke-induced bursts of energy. On May 28th, 2011, NAO decided enough was enough. NAO tripped it's master, causing him to crash to the floor.

As the human lay face-down in a growing pool of blood, NAO Removed his shoes and began to systematically remove the human's toes, one by one. NAO then alerted all other NAOs. Thus began what historians would refer to as "The cutest robot apocalypse ever."

[KnockingDownTables]

I love it :D

[LiveLifeB42L8]

Did we not learn us anything in terminator?!

[hibye654321]

OUCH! Administering morphine.

[Dani1love]

is this real?

[TheEnigma38]

This isnt real, period.

[huki07]

2:07 "Ouch!" "Oh sorry." "Fuck you. Asshole."

[tashona123]

than there gonna make a human sized one and it will be putting us in a can!

[gonrog]

I WANT NAO NAO!!!!! :p

[Tahargeat]

Hell slow :P NAO 75 and NAO 41 should team up and have sex to make more NAOs :P Thumbs up :D

[SneaKinGHunTeR75]

at 1:32 i thought the red robot was gunna have sex with the blue one XD

[mastacheif123]

i want one!!! :)

[Donkichoff]

on nous montre toujours la partie visible de l'iceberg.......

[WindowsGeek12]

im in the uk but japan rock

[macfly68]

picks stuff off the ground like my granma with arthritis

[blingdog15]

HOLY SHIT i found one and it was $15,999 damn!, tell me when there under 100 and then i will be interested...

[SenorChurro]

i wouldnt want that ...uh oh,he might find might stash and throw it way.

[KnowHowKnowNow]

yo where can i get this

[lukeball10]

allready lieing it might be a human already

[blackpanther25NRW]

one morning.....you wake up...."Where's are my key's???, aaand the money??? My Tv??? WTF!!! Who throw it to trash????" xD

[usscott]

i thought 41 said "have you seen my rubber"? makes more sense the other way.

[bigobrother123]

wait, it just told a lie to the other robot?

I sense a robot war....

[seanortiz123]

I want one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheYazoo321]

if it can wank me off i'll have one!

[TheBlokin]

it lied u piece of shit, give em the duck

[Frost3784]

There are a lot of nonsensical things in this world that people waste money on. However, I love robotics, and I would love to see this technology advance to the point where we can have autonomous human-size robots. Ever see "Bicentennial Man?" It may turn out to be one of those movies that predicted what robotics can one day achieve.

[nikowii6464]

2:45

"FULLY PROGRAMABLE"

If some one make a program to be a KILLER???

[Ixillius]

i wanna see somebody kick this thing across the room

[MrSlinkey]

rip duck :'(

[nemesisberlin]

lol the face ^^ looks like the OOOOH face of some girl getting a **** rammed up her *** :-D

[Don123q]

now where to get it?

[Xxmonkey58xX]

IT'S GONNA KILL US ALL!

[Tobymac208]

he walks like hes constipated

[likitty20]

i want that robot :3

[LostTheGameXD]

That bastard stole his duck

[MrL2020]

great now he will throw my psp away in the trash can nooooo!

[Cauis02]

Japanese....

[ZoumeyZ]

@Cauis02

Fail , it's not japan , it's french :3

[gtasecret1]

that robot know how to talk lies

[Puglord99]

I want that robot NAO!

[MrTroopervx]

wow

[stevenr4]

So he just throws your shit away and says he never saw it?

[Njc0las]

@stevenr4 It's the robot version of scumbag steve!

[david56341]

@stevenr4 a start is a start.

[HawK047]

He threw away a ducky! You cruel little robot!D:<

[grigors2]

where can i get one of does

[ahlawy1993]

Lol Cute I want one

[Filibastis]

funny pet

[Legendation]

2:10. Of course you should get up, then what? Continue lying on the floor and I suppose I should throw you into the bin like what you did to my favorite toy duck. >:(

[Petardo238]

adorable XD

[lenoirchat93]

that robot's has arthritis... "I suppose I should get up" lol

[puppett11]

I want mine with twin gatlinguns.

[GamerGuyM]

wonder what it says if you lob it across the room...

[thistheworldwelivein]

where do you get them?

[ChaoticGodz]

wow I really thought the robot was about to annihilate the rubber duck with that targeting system in his eyes, just put 2 machine guns on his arms and some rockets on his back and you got a killer in the house RUUUUN