DCS - Black Shark Startup

[Katana314]

I would have laughed so much if at 4:37 it immediately crashed a la BF2.

[kumarjackson]

Harrysound yes they really must .

[KOBEK1989]

masakra ile przycisków!? nie można tego włączyć jak komputer jednym przyciskiem?!

[Harrysound]

Man they should bring this to xbox. It can be done, just do it !

[Mappzor]

Okaaaaaaay..... Once again, what buttons did you press? ^^

No but really... You should try to get a life :P Though, I am as much into it as you are xD

[blardave]

How do you start a mission. every time i do it tells me pause/break to start i dont know what to do

[OCNPanda]

@blardave I hope you found a fix by now but if you havn't you need to press the pause break key in the same row as all your F keys

[dima78350]

Thumbs up if KA-50 is the best chopper of the world!

[dima78350]

Do you use track-ir?

[adrianandkelsey]

you know how fast my computer would start lagging on that shit first switch i hit and takes 5 hours for even the noise of the switch to work

[theawsomdude]

1.25 *beeeeep* ITS A BOMB!!!

[tehFozzeY]

@theawsomdude A BOMB!

[FrumpyShakes]

Wow Second Life got really complicated and lifelike all of a sudden

[clod2692]

SWITCH THEM ALL

[tsirosgoddammit]

Could someone perhaps put up a video with an explanation of what he is doing?

[yxol]

It's not called a simulator for nothing. Too bad I bought the game before looking it up first. Too much to learn before it get's rewarding.

[jabg2011]

@yxol Yeah, unlike most games it is actually required to read the manual. A lot. It's good though once you get used to it.

[SuperFiljo]

game is good

[Superlagg]

What ever happened to just sticking the key in the ignition and turning?

[AsILayDyingBFMV]

@Superlagg its an attack helicopter, not your fucking robin reliant

[padddy5]

It would be hilarious if he crashed immediately at takeoff, by crashing into a cow or something.

[padddy5]

I prefer the helicopters in Vice City.

[northroad1]

Having sim experience in only Janes FA18 and Falcon 4.0, I shyte my pants upon trying to learn the Ka50 start-up. Good fun though once you get it! Loved that alarm start mission in the middle of the night.

[TheDragonfly256]

Watching this startup sequnce with Airwolf theme music...

[TheNewNitrok7]

can someone help me idk how to move the camera while in the cockpit, im tired of holding r-ctrl+num5-6 etc. !!!

[Providence932]

@TheNewNitrok7 It's been a while but I'm sure that left alt +C twice will solve your isuse.

Left alt +C cycles between

Mouse moves Cursor only

Mouse Moves Camera Only

Mouse moves Camera and Cursor

try it out and see if it works.

[TheNewNitrok7]

@Providence932 mine only has 2 settings, with and without curser :( but thanks

[Providence932]

@TheNewNitrok7

Try Left Control + C or Left alt + Left Control + C

[fluxobing]

the most important key command for a new pilot: left win+home. This combination auto-starts all systems

so you don't have to do the start-up yourself.

[KralTube2]

@fluxobing Buying an ultra-realistic simulator just to skip a lot of the simulation seems like missing the point.

[Providence932]

@fluxobing

Until someone decides to drop artillery on you while you're starting up and you need the extra time that the AI took to get the chopper working to not be dead.

[Chindabin]

I would have calibrated the flux capacitor before altering the nebulon controller but that's just me.

[driverx241]

The chopper needs to just immediately explode at the end.

[IndyCarDriver]

are you kidding me? To start flying you need to do all that? Oh my...guess I still have a long way to go to improve on this game I've just installed LOL

[rawrAPP]

ALL DOSE SWITCHES AND KNOBS

[michal1337]

its russian military heli

[Obliverate15]

You'd get blown up before you ever got off the ground



[PanMakaron]

What the...

[darkshiv]

SWITCH ALL THE THINGS!

[HTwOify]

If you crash, do you have to spend $16 million for another one?

[deityofanimee]

TIL I will never fly an aircraft.

[THETRUEZM1]

We aren't trying to launch a space shuttle here.... :/

[JohnAdamsShoeShiner]

If i complete this game, can I put this one my resume?

[sn00ke]

Space shuttle launches are faster than this

[itwasthewind]

if i was "playing" this game... i would press ALL THE THINGS!! :O

[shortinos]

My version would be:

*look around at buttons*

*see eject seat button*

>_>

*press*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Bercik87]

@shortinos It's a chopper. You don't want eject from that ;)

[tramvaj12]

@Bercik87 Oh yes you do, I'm not sure what is method but I'm pretty sure that I heard that this chopper has eject button :)

[Scyloch]

@shortinos and you would onyl get away with it, because this one helicopter acutally has a catapult seat :D

[corsair16]

@shortinos

Too bad you wouldn't know how to arm the ejection seat. ;)

[CaCaFoGo]

are u a pilot?

[luckyStrike89ru]

lol wtf, so many BUTTONZ!! Gotta switch them all!

[ElementzUK]

I bet half of that stuff is just seat adjustment

[imahmud]

@ElementzUK lol

[IngloriousMachines]

@ElementzUK We wouldn't even know,

its all in russian.

[m1k3072]

Flick All the Switches!

[m1k3072]

Press all the buttons!

[everqop]

36 people don't know how to fly a helicopter!

[bargla]

Chuck Norris makes the Kamov start by itself by just looking on it.

[Asniperheadshot]

is this the walk-through?

[romanvanpersie]

and then he flies backwards into a cliff.. Oh no, that's BC2 :(

[GMTDev]

Left Windows key + Home, automatic startup :)

[Phatheading]

Toggle Switcher 3: Maximum Flickage

[cbastriani]

@Phatheading FANTASTIC!

[trinidadnomadg]

well played

as for what i think fuck that i'd rather try to pass a stage on megaman 9, way easier

[Achmed314]

who the hell wants to do that.

[no1geek]

if this is a quick procedure - I don't want to see the normal one

[b0bm4nz88]

I think this looks like a really good game but they should remove the whole launch sequence, or atleast let you skip it. No one likes cutscenes!

[ElBarto3131]

James Bond can do all that in 10 seconds while strangling an enemy.

[naturaljo]

so what happens if 1 switch doesnt work

[IamRedBanana]

fuck it, i'm walking.

[mundox86]

I was waiting for an rpg to shoot him down 2 secs after lift off

[paintballcraka]

WHY WOULD THIS BE FUN

[CancerSigns]

I now understand why Helicopter pilots always die in movies/video games.

[CJayEss]

I cheered when it was off the ground.

[Stonr]

whats he doing u just jump in and press up to fly

[bigcleatus]

I liked the part where he flipped the switches.

[ALianTh0S]

Fuck, fly already and do a looping dude !

[Axeman20]

I guess this is why you need a degree if you want to fly these things.

[med1cvg]

so basically this is it?

[ThaDreeper]

Startup your Black Shark , crash immediately. Worth it.

[setchemati]

I got lost n step 86.

[unclesam115]

Shit...the tutorial is going to be longer than the actual game :/

[BillyMKS]

They should have chosen a different start up method. Such as hold w.

[WelcomeToRapture08]

@BillyMKS You sir are a legend 

[Providence932]

@BillyMKS no



[xXxcollectorxXx]

@BillyMKS Digital Combat Simulator: Black Shark

SIMULATOR

[caspapin]

k thx bye

[THEWSOP2011]

уьш

[rodneyws1977]

I'd just flip all the switches at once. I think it'd take off that way!

[HIGHVOLTAgE014]

i prefer to just be able to hop in and go in my multi-million dollar death machine

[TheMacmillionare]

should be like GTA. Get in and go motherfucker!



[13lackfriday]

My uncle woulda liked this....he was fuckin around with cardboard cutouts before they had this.

[MyJizzHasFizz]

And after 4 and a half minutes, HE'S OFF!

[DikkeHamster]

You should add a list of stuff you are turning on/off or adjusting

[Decklann]

Why?

[mikegayner]

Tip - if I need a fucking checklist to play my game, it's no longer fun.

[ro4ers]

@mikegayner Tip - not everyone likes the same things

[HKBlaze77]

HOW THE FUCK DO U LAND?????

[si3ge]

thats weird... in battlefield i just hit "W" and it flies.

[Borderline769]

Jesus they couldn't even fit all the damn buttons on the console, they had to add some to the back of the seat.

[kmofoshomyho]

this is "quick" and dirty?

[kmofoshomyho]

what The FUUUUUUCK????

[ladyloolauren]

Sure they can put in a million goddamn buttons, but a pair of feet are out of the question.

[International72521]

The ground looks like shit.

[HomersimpsoninPortal]

Wait I have to push all the buttons?!

[formis1122]

so all i have to do is press that button and than that one and than....FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

[kh3m1c4l]

*inside brain*

Sir, we don't know how to fly? What do we do?

o___o PUSH.

O___O ALL.

@___@ THE BUTTONS.

[MPRobert05]

Must.

Push.

All.

THE BUTTONS!

[N35QU1K]

SWITCH ON ALL THE THINGS

[mokylim]

fuck this...i press 6 in black ops i magically transport to a huey or a gunship..

[huckingfipsters]

If I was playing this I would just flick a bunch of random swtiches and hope for the best.

[SilentEcho8]

@huckingfipsters Haha same here, "OHH! a red one *click click click click*

[andrewcurtis17]

what happens when you crash? start this shit all over again?

[Empi3ctc]

@andrewcurtis17 not sure if you can crash before the getting off the ground. just quicksave before lol

[AlmightyTurtleman]

The game designer is a cruel bitch. Its almost a meme.

Add lots of switches

Make textures to low to read what they do.

[tsirosgoddammit]

@AlmightyTurtleman if you need the labels to know what the switch does, it's not for you

[memberHD]

he beat the game

[interfl0p]

Switches: The Game

[DISCORLY]

lame graphix

[he2he]

@DISCORLY I'm sure that's what this "game" is all about.

[ElMisionero96]

Dear God, I just want to fly with my helicopter.

[biodigitaljazz]

lol was that it? did he win? fucking awesome game

[starblazer1991]

I felt like I was watching an infomercial..

"but wait! there's more!"

[Legionair6]

0_o.... Where is that staple's easy button when you need it?

[DoctorDrake28]

Rated C for Complicated as fuck.

[Vacuum420]

Takes as long as booting windows 95?

[gtm1260]

ummm, if this is quick and dirty, whats the regular startup procedure?

[skatingfanman]

It doesnt take nearly this long for take off in reality.

[ImTheWackhead]

@skatingfanman Bullshit, it does. Your just used to the battlefield standard, havin it take off in 2 seconds.

[Heldure]

@skatingfanman you obviously have never seen a real heli take off. get back to battlefield.

[homeyG75]

@skatingfanman Yeah...no...

Obviously it does.

[Knightwolf556]

@skatingfanman cause they prolly already have half of those switches pushed

[ObinRson]

>quick and dirty

>FIVE AND A HALF MINUTES

[AndyPSV]

@ObinRson on the war he would faster die than take off

[TheAlexXxA1991]

@ObinRson

yes quick..normaly it's about 15 min..

[sythalanja]

Well it's good to see at least flight sims haven't gone casual yet.

[TAITheAsian]

Seems more complicated then Minecraft Redstone wireing...

[TheJollyRoger99]

I just want to see the motherfucker crash and burn. Anyone else?

[smirnoffz]

what the fuck is quick about this? quick to me is hitting the fucking W button and going god damn up or forward. fuck this.

[Tarkus96]

Where is my PRESS X TO HELICOPTER?

[p0zzz]

I maik on/ off button

[napdaed]

I like games that don't make me do an actual pre-flight check before flying powerful airplanes or helicopters.

[TransientTRP]

Is there a Kinect version?

[SuperStewka]

Is this in the game DCS Black Shark, or in the new DCS A-10C Warthog?

[rowdycc]

Just watching this made me want to smash my computer to pieces. Playing it would likely result in the destruction of my house.

[drgdrf]

@rowdycc Why such reaction?

[DeMichaelSuperFan]

Is this real life?

[lyzedpara]

@DeMichaelSuperFan yes it is.

A real helicopter takes a good few minutes for it's rotors to get to nominal speed for flight

[MrAndyman0909]

If I was piloting...

FLICK ALL THE BUTTONS.

[brbs]

@MrAndyman0909 I read: FUCK ALL THE BUTTONS.

[katough]

i think it'd be easier to actually learn this

[BigCizzle1]

JUST PRESS "A" to skip!

[benditch]

All those switches just turn the helicopter on and off. The only reason it takes so long is so, just in case, a CIA lackey can run out from the hangar and shout, "There's a bomb in the fuselage!" and you have time to get the fuck out of there.

[helliax]

Certified DCS Black Shark pilot here. Many people have asked me this and I felt I would just answer here for everyone's benefit.The shark design on the nose causes the guns to fire more powerfully. The bullets just hurt that much more with a shark painting, in the same way red paint and flames make cars go faster and neon lights make computers compute faster.

[crateguy]

Jeff Goldblum's character from "Independence Day" couldn't figure out how to fly this thing.

[Irvin2320]

I think they should have a mini game in battlefield 3 similar to this toggle switching just to take off in a helicopter or tank during battle.

[BloodyTheMoon]

no

[TheScootyPuffer]

Back in my day, we only had to press A to take off

[heyman284]

So is this how the armies train there pilots now?..

[UberOcelot]

Can someone explain to me why Planes and helicopters are so god damn complicated. I guess I can understand older vehicles, but with modern on-board computers is there really the need? This is behind logical to make something this unintuitive.

[johnprescottonline]

@UberOcelot

This might be a half assed reason why they are so complicated but do you really want it that easy to where ANYONE can just get in a vehicle that is armed to teeth and just take the fuck off?

[MDKcde]

@johnprescottonline Yes, my boss would regret EVERYTHING.

[SANPH]

@UberOcelot these "modern" aircraft are decades old. The computers in them are the power-equivalent of what you might have had in your house in the 80's or VERY early 90's.

[alexhart1986]

TOGGLE ALL THE THINGS!

[samsongism]

@alexhart1986 >:(

[RobertDEnde]

The only way I could ever start that thing is by watching this video. One frame at a time.

[nicholaswright2006]

And *now* I know why these things cost about a metric billion dollars each.

[paintballgundown8]

this was a GAME!?! i played this a few weeks ago and just thought it was a really cool program so you can look around and interact with a cockpit

[FishySticks613]

I wonder what would happen if you accidentally slid down one side of the wall during flight...

[thunderwave777]

Well, fuck. It looks really hard to crash this thing if I can't even get it off the ground..

[amazingdaaaave]

after flipping all these switches i would be pretty pissed that the helicopter didn't fly itself.

[djgrin87]

get to the choppa "hold on i have to start it up" half a hour later "ok im done" >__> "omg every one is dead

[blargfest57]

Base: Luke, you've turned off your targeting computer, what's wrong?

Luke: WHAT THE FUCK DO ALL THESE SWITCHES DO? I JUST WANTED TO TURN ON THE A/C

[Thimmet]

The only thing i got out of that video is the clicking sound from the buttons playing non-stop in my head.

[angonbing]

Ramirez, toggle the switches!