Stupid Game Show Answers - Open Mouth, Insert Foot

[999KingPin999]

that higher lower game must be really stressful

[thevisionary2007]

That last couple was Archie and Edith all the way!

[ThatWerewolfGuy]

1:19 George WallASS. *applauds* Truly so, Scooey, truly so. =D

[lalabunnybr]

"had the old boy let me go to school I would've learned to spell his name"<< WIN!! lol

black guy 1

george wallace 0

[ultimateninjaboi]

i was chuckling a bit the whole time. then she said George Wallace, and i chuckled. then i saw the black guy. i DIED.

[DandAinTac]

@ultimateninjaboi I did too! And she wasn't being racist at all--the segregationist Wallace was in the news a lot and the black guy had guessed the same thing. I thought the black guy's look was priceless and his response was perfect.

[ultimateninjaboi]

@DandAinTac like, it wouldn't have been funny if he hadn't played along. XP

[acdiabloc]

2:20 His power level is.......and after the show ended, he ended her!

[35muf]

LOWER

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

George Wallace is a perfectly reasonable answer here... it's obviously not racist in any way since the question was simply "this dollar bill is wrong, instead of george washington there's george _____." Wallace was probably in the news a lot during that time period so that's what came to her mind. There's nothing racist about the answer.

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

George Wallace and then the look on Scoey Mitchell's face..........LMFAO!!!

[cheyanneah1]

now if they would ask that second question on Family Feud today, you would probally get penis size..........

YOU ALL KNOW SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT!

[DDRHottestPlayer]

2:13 Is his wife a guy???

[greg55666]

Uh, just for everybody, the guy at the end, that wasn't Archie Bunker, his laugh was dead-on Lou Costello.

[Floymin]

@greg55666 You want a dead-on Lou Costello impression watch the Mental Lapse video in this series. Buddy Hackett even played Lou in a biopic.

[toasterkid123]

from the plug to he vibrator, - AWKWARD!!!

[madandyb]

@toasterkid123 What do you expect when you ask a newlywed that question?!

[drc1981]

"Had the old boy let me go to school I'd have learned to spell his name" HAHAHAHAHA, Absolutely awesome, clean, perfect reply to that!

[eljan81]

I seriously thought Alice was going to the moon for a second.

[ShayminUser001]

$599... lower.

$600!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ElectrumZephyr]

@ShayminUser001 Oh, she definitely earned that fail horn!

[FM897]

"His name." That's actually a really good answer. Obvious, but good! I don't think it qualifies as stupid.

[celeryg66]

the closet queen did not go over very well, lol

[HawksVols44]

I actually said Wallace too as I'm sure many others would have, especially at that time.

[MORENO576]

this is the most entertaining and addicting show EVER!!!!!

[Visonu]

Had the old boy let me go to school, I'd have learned how to spell his name:

George Walass!!

[SibGirl01]

Scoey's look is priceless.

[kerikeri321]

the last couple in this video look sooo much like archie and eidith from all in the family!!!

[FasterThanRainbows]

1:01 That's the guy who was in another video!

"Name something your wife would call you."

"Whitey."

[matrixphijr]

@FasterThanRainbows Wasn't that the one with the eighth dwarf?

[anael169]

The last one looked like a real-life Edith and Archie Bunker!

[bluemoon1012]

erm back then vibrators were plug in LOL!

[TheYouwontgetit]

i have been wathcing them for an hour now... so yes - you wathc one and end up watching them all

[trevcars]

"I was joking" haha that woman is terrified of her husband!

[MrNickelCobalt]

George Wallace, at the time, was a pro-segregation politician, for all of you who were wondering.

[RedRanger1138]

@MrNickelCobalt the irony is she only matched the black guy.

[RedRanger1138]

@MrNickelCobalt the irony is she only matched the black guy.

[sgal88]

@MrNickelCobalt True and for those who don't know, he did repent and appointed blacks to government positions.

[Username93611]

@MrNickelCobalt

Thanks.

[WhiteTiger225]

I dunno, his name seems pretty important to me >.>

[thegreatmabel]

That last lady got beat to hell.

[Moorich]

from the plug to the VIBRATOR!

[onzanokooya]

Holy crap. The real life Archie and Edith Bunker at the end...

[Tejayes042383]

Something tells me that Scoey's misspelling wasn't completely unintentional...

[NeuroticCupcake]

I just wish these videos didn't have that god forsaken intro music.

[tromuniapp]

599? lower. 600? lower! 601? lower!! buuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[TommyBNSF]

Watching this while eating a yellow orange.

[GoldDragoon07]

yo that girl in the black hair was kinda hot

[tonydalcon]

@GoldDragoon07 Yeah, Match Game always did have the best-looking contestants.

[Marky11694]

The couple at the end reminded me of Archie & Edith Bunker from All in the family

[MrSPLman]

vibrator comment FTW

[Revan06660]

"From the plug to the vibrator." ...Wow she does look the type.

[RokiaNY]

@Revan06660 there's a type?

[MattTheSaiyan]

Well, you gotta admit, there was indeed something very wrong with that dollar bill.

[mrwtsfhc]

closet queen haha....classic

[erizzable]

"From the plug to the vibrator" That's a great thing to say when your husband is sitting right next to you on national t.v. xD

[MessengerOfDreams]

2:20 BEST LAUGH EVER.

[DarthBismarck]

I don't know, if a woman married me, I'd certainly hope she knew my name......

[RoboRager1]

"Name a yellow fruit." "Orange." LOL is funny how she failed.

[Catahasbun]

From the plug to the vibrator? Way to leave your husband in a good position,..

[99boyz]

2:17 its the bunkers!!

[KingOfKatamari]

@99boyz Holy crap, the resemblance is perfect.

[OsbordPlunky]

0:49, she's hot.

[redsoxxx1234]

i love the guys reaction at the end

[nelsonzepeda666]

closet queen? some one got beat after the show

[Kyronea]

By which I mean, our schools are funded purely by the income and property taxes of the area in which they are. Poor areas receive poorly funded schools, rich areas richly funded schools, etc. It's a horrifically backwards funding system that needs to be scrapped before much else can be done, because all other solutions, from hiring good teachers to better teacher training will require balanced funding for schools in order to be effective.

[KeenuTehUneek]

What a girl should know about a man before she marries him - how long?

[greendaygirl09]

the last clip looks like the couple from All In The Family

[Llegoelperuano]

@2:16 can one say, pow right in the kisser lol

[immaphatskank]

You can tell the guy at the end beats his wife.

[GORSKIED]

whats with edith and archie??

[DominicRiv]

I don't understand the George Wallace comment. Can someone plz explain? Thx

[bahamut666]

@DominicRiv

George wallace was a governor that was against desegregation. 

[MsInThere]

@DominicRiv Against desegragation is a nice way of putting it. He hated blacks is more like it. Racist fucking bastard is even better.

[SmotPoker09]

LOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEERRRRR

[InfiniteSoybean]

i totally didn't know oranges were yellow

[Floymin]

@InfiniteSoybean I actually tasted a yellow orange once. Blandest piece of **** ever!

[DragonAurora]

I got dain bramage form a yeollw ornage.....

[beaverpitt]

At 2 27, I liked archie and edith bunker.

[MattTheSaiyan]

At least the "orange" lady and "phony horse" guy (in another video) realised quickly they gave dumb answers. Unlike the guy (in another video) who kept thinking "regular gasoline" was a good response.

[pivoteer971]

@MattTheSaiyan which is the video of the regular gasoline

[RocketBooster344]

george walass

[mjp9mm]

The man at the end, his accent sounds Italian.

[smashc0m]

That last couple reminds me of all in the family

[johnnycajxrt]

"600"

"Lower"

"605"

"LOWER"

*FAIL HORN*

[conjohndawn]

0:06, Epic face (Jizz in my pants!)

[Conway79]

"I was joking!"

[lovestory100100]

WOW...u watch one of them, u end up watching all of them.. Haha XD

[BBall0027]

@lovestory100100 I agree, these and Whose Line Is It Anyway clips are like YouTube crack.

[thekillers1stfan]

a girl should know a guy's name before she marries him

[Decimator16]

when she said orange i snorted diet coke out my nose onto my lapptop

[tpir1972]

Is that the only CLOCK GAME wipeout in TPIR history?

[DaNeedle]

fuck man that george wallace joke is a bad son of a bitch

[MrMistery101]

Want more? look at the right of the video...these are so adicting

[JackLoyal93]

To help the girl at 0:42 "The Vibrator" was also another way of saying the Magic Fingers setting of a bed.

[jumbybird]

OMG.... "Closet freak" looks and sounds just like Archie and Edith Bunker

[imtonasty]

the girl at 1:20 is hot as hell!!! the girl before her is the ugliest shit ever

[MYheroMJrip]

from the plug to the vibrator

[loner1878]

GEORGE WALASS LOL

[matrixphijr]

If I may ask, who did I just marry?

[Floymin]

At 0:55, I would have said George Burns (in keeping with the times).

[3838jr]

at 0:55, id say george w bush!!!! (sorry republicans) ;)

[Ruinedbad]

Name a yellow fruit

Orange lol

[SlashyPotterness]

1:04 She looks like Lady Gaga with black hair, even sounds like her lol. Maybe it mama gaga.

[WHATISUTUBE]

@SlashyPotterness Actually, unlike lady gaga she seems to have a good sense of fashion and is attractive as well (have you ever seen gaga without make up?)

[hitman12]

hes was so confused he drew a (blank)

[TemplarReturns]

1:18 Well done!!!

[yoyoshotstuff]

On the second one i could have sworn she would say dick size

[Frankthegb]

$599

LOWER!

$605

Ah the late 1900's...

[MrBubonicChronic]

@Frankthegb thems was damn good times

[flowertrue]

a closet ... queen

She kinda does look like a man in that 70s do and clothes

[PatrioticPirate]

@flowertrue ...and the bad thing about it, THEY WON THE GAME!!!

[Steve7508]

closet queen! LMAO

[xxxkeviknaxxx]

Your wife said you are a closet _______.

How on earth can I respond to that?

[Ingestedbanjo]

@xxxkeviknaxxx A closet assembler.

[kondofu]

&620. $619, $615, $614, $610, $609, $608! LMAO

[tijuanamarisol666]

0:40 i just completely lost it ROFLOLMFAO!

[Catahasbun]

The woman in the third clip used a vibrator with a plug? Jesus, what year is that clip from?

[RayNDeere]

@Catahasbun Judging my Bob's hair, mid-1970s

[Qulopuaa]

@Catahasbun .It was when the battery's was bigger/thicker than a normal vibrator...

[ArsenalTheHedgehog]

0:40-0:42 .....Would it be a surprise that she doesn't have a boyfriend TO THIS VERY DAY?!

[guydudeasian]

For those of you who don't know, George Wallace was a racist.

[Kyronea]

@guydudeasian The fact that most Americans don't know who George Wallace was only forty years later is frankly quite sickening to me, the sheer amount of ignorance of our own country's history that is put on display...

[saskiaburgermeister]

@Kyronea Angelina Jolie played his wife on TV!!

[DisappointingPorn]

@Kyronea But really...are you surprised? No need to poop your pants over a few comments on youtube.

[Kyronea]

@DisappointingPorn No I'm not all that surprised, but still...he was such an important figure to such an important event in American history...

[Battfro]

@Kyronea He was a racist who tried to stop African Americans from attending school despite the Supreme Court case ruling in Brown v. Board of Ed of Topeka Kansas. Which also makes him a bit of a traitor since, like President Andrew Jackson before him, he challenged the authority of the Supreme Court. Then again, Judicial review is not in the constitution and was given to court by John Marshall in the landmark ruling Marbury v Madison as his way out of actually making a decision on the case.

[Battfro]

@Battfro Though Judicial Review is widely accepted as the norm for the Supreme Court so their is no point in bringing out its history. Especially when I'm just trying to make a notorious racist also seem like a traitor. Back to the main topic they had to get the fucking national Guard to the protect the nine kids so they can actually go to school in the previously whites-only school in Little Rock. He was that much of fucking bigot as was the town. It really sucks people like him got into power.

[Kyronea]

@Battfro And there ya go. Demonstration of historical knowledge. Thank you.

[Battfro]

@Kyronea No problem because sometimes you feel like you just have to fight this stereotype that Americans are poorly educated. I don't know what spawned this presumption, but, if I had to take a guess, it was some level of rash generalization, a popular logical fallacy. They see a few of less educated citizens, like the stereotypical hillbilly or the cast of the Jersey shore, and think we're all like that. I know there is a problem with our education system, but that doesn't mean were dumb.

[Kyronea]

@Battfro True indeed. And quite a few Americans who may seem ignorant and stupid are actually just as smart as everyone else, but our educational system is not doing what it ought to be doing in teaching people. It ought to be teaching critical thinking skills and real knowledge, and instead its backwards and held back by a 19th century Prussian financing system that was specifically designed to enforce class issues.

[Battfro]

@Kyronea If you don't mind, can you elaborate on this Prussian financing system? This is the first time I've ever heard of it and am intrigued on how it can perpetuate a class system.

[Kyronea]

@Battfro I'll be honest and admit that's the extent of my knowledge on it, as was explained to me by an expert. (I more or less quoted her verbatim.) Basically, as I said, school funding is keyed to property taxes and income taxes in the area in which the school is located, on a local basis, meaning that poor areas get poor funding, rich areas get rich funding, etc. I'm afraid I don't really know any more than that.

[Battfro]

@Kyronea It seems to be an oversimplification of the process, but I have noticed this to some extent. After all, how are the poorer neighbors, even if the budget passed and taxes were raised, cannot afford to pay high enough taxes to ensure a good education for their children.

[anonwillprevail247]

i like the last guys laugh LOL

[shadowking95]

"Hello, what's your name?"

"John."

"Let's get married!"

Now you know his name.

[aba2185]

i dont get the match game one? George wallace?

[ez14Flip]

@aba2185 he was governor of alabama who was pro-segregagtion

[Audiomancer]

That last guy said closet freak, and she said closet queen, I think they were pretty close to matching;)

[TheChealseaFC]

FROM THE PLUG TO THE VIBRATOR!?!?! LOL EPIC

[oneusernameifound]

whats that last show called?

[shabamdead]

@oneusernameifound look in the description, its the newlywed game

[UofLCardFan08]

@oneusernameifound

The Newlywed Game

[phillies4100]

Name a yellow fruit: ORANGE

[SomeFunkyDude79]

i like these vids, but wish they were longer instead of 2 minutes

[BlargGargle]

"George Walass" XD

[stargate121]

Who is the comedian that Gene is talking to at 1:14?

[immortalperser]

@stargate121 His name is Scoey Mitchell

[trappedunderground]

uh 599

lower

600

LOWER

605

LOWER!

AWW YOU WERE SAYING LOWER!

[wii1245]

@trappedunderground I guess she sucks at math, eh?

[hothand3]

Wow, George Wallace or Strom Thurmond on money.....people would raise hell for that.

[deltapunk21]

@hothand3 andrew jackson or wilson or fdr or truman same thing protected democrat scum

[Floymin]

@deltapunk21 Check a $20 bill some time. Who do you think that is?

[Dopplershift]

Oh man I can relate to these people, I know I would say something stupid if I were in that situation, my brain just doesn't function. I was once playing a drinking game with a group of strangers, can't remember the rules but everyone else is doing well and it's coming up to me and I know I can say any number apart from '4'... and it's like I lose consciousness, the weight of all the attention, the expectation, the girls I don't want to look stupid in front of, well you know how it ends: '4'.

[HWJASURY]

A Lynn wanted to marry this man she seemed to fall in love with, but she didn't know his name. Turned out his name was Wallace, but Wallace was really dumb. He spelled it Wallass because he never went to school and thought oranges were yellow. When Lynn got low at night Wallace would get high. As it turned out, Wallace was a closet queen so Lynn got revenge by raising his electric bill by masturbating with her vibrator and left him a month later.

[the06bug]

@HWJASURY Can I buy a vowel? :P

[HWJASURY]

@the06bug what are u talking about?

[talshiarr]

Clock Game megafail, and what was up with those two at the end? Were they the inspiration for Archie and Edith Bunker?

[DrkPhoenix15]

The last guy went home and beat his wife mercilessly. Just thought you all should know.

[wiinter1]

@DrkPhoenix15 Seriously, god... the way he reacted and her, "I was joking," got me kind of uncomfortable.

But all the others were funny! Especially the "Clock Game megafail," lol!!!

[astri5142390]

1:57 OVER 9000!!!

[fartmagnet]

" His Name" hahaah, She has low standards and she sounds kinda slutty too!

[isageri]

0:49 omg hawt !!! <3 

[TalonandTheTy]

@isageri agreed.

[dontripmypaperheartx]

spinin!!!!

[rhiannon650]

thats one ugly shemale

[bbbsmiles]

name a yellow fruit ORANGE! hahaha. the colour is in the name bitch.

[Ravemaster8]

lol from the blank to her vibrator XD

[CurtisDoverY0]

george wallace! HAHAHAHAHA

[DragnSly]

that guy from the last one looks like he's in the Mafia, for some reason...

[GuitArShr3dd3r99]

closet what? ...  i would have said whore

[nonameisacat]

0:58 She's so pretty. 70's fashion is adorable.

[cavaliersfan08]

is that Archy Bunker at 2:04?