Hans Teeuwen in London 04, 05, 06: Scandanavian War Song, The Optimist and Dance.

[DasLochImKopf]

what are the lyrics for the war song?

[Bruinsma1987]

The 1:43-1:50 part reminds me of Rick Mayall, the guy that does Richie from Bottom.

[Fripitto]

Hoor die ene vrouw in het publiek helemaal stuk gaan tijdens zijn dans XD

[Koopatroopa01]

Funny doesn't have a language, Hans proves this!

[FalkHoernke]

london london

[pimmetjeeeee97]

And that's why he's a genious!

[kontekijke]

Hahahhaah, he never performed that dance in a dutch show xD  Friggin hilarious.

[archkral]

Het sterkste wapen van de cabaretier, is dat hij snel en effectief zijn gedachten kan overbrengen naar de publiek, maar wanneer de cabaretier zijn act in een andere taal doet verliest hij zijn eloquentie, en daarmee ook wat van zijn grappigheid. Daarom klinkt Hans hier meer 'emotioneel' dan in het Nederlands, omdat hij af en toe aan een gebrek aan woorden lijdt. Daarom vinden het sommige mensen dit minder grappig dan zijn andere Nederlandse videos.

[whoiskcwhat]

Waarschijnlijk geen engelstalige die hier naar kijkt en toch allemaal braaf engels commentaar geven.

[d4m4s74]

@whoiskcwhat nah. we're just trying to include everyone who is able to watch it.

[MedicMind91]

WHAT'S THE JAZZ TUNE PLZ SOMEONE!!

[Kapotjes]

@MedicMind91 A night In Tunisia van Charlie Parker en Dizzy Gillespie!!:-D

[Ruben65980]

Dutch people think he sucks in dutch because they only look at the subtitles. If you could actually understand what he says, HE'S FUCKING FUNNY. So stop nagging and learn english you pigs.

[thaPrimus]

he's funny in english, but i like him more when he does his routine in dutch. all his dutch shows are genius but when he does them in english he begins to cater to a different crowd with a different sense of humor.

[MrPoebes]

Wel he's funny in English, but I think he's more funny in Dutch, because he improvises a lot, and that's a lot more diffu=icult for him in English, just because it isnt his primary langauge

[MrShinyDiesel]

im dutch, and he owns in english as much as he does in dutch.. trust me, the dutch people that tell you guys he sucks in english are dum asses

[AshesOfDante]

Dane Cook...Eat your heart out!

[Kurtsmor]

It is hard for people that does not speak dutch to understand, but i think that he is extremely funny. I am just happy that i can experience him in a language i understand.

[robbieroomboter]

I am curious how people in england think of him

[boxlightener]

DE BESTE VERGEET DAT NOOIT ,WANT HIJ KOMT TERUG!!!!!!!

[johnykoop]

sounds like rick mayall when he does the noises!

[meesromijn]

I wonder what Theo Maassen would be like in English (He's my favorite comedian)

[woutakasinistra]

For yo, uhh, Y'ALL, WHAAAAA! He's even funny when he isn't

[MrJaapKooiman]

The people who think he is more funny in Dutch don't properly understand English, I believe.

[SpaceParanoidX]

@MrJaapKooiman

I couldn't agree more.

[quaresma222]

@SpaceParanoidX i personally disagree. I'm from Belgium but I'm addicted to shows like hignfy, mtw, would i lie to you and so on. I did know hans teeuwen from his dutch shows and he was/is just amazing... he's so clever, although he wants to give the impression of just rambling on. In his british shows, he still is clever and i still like his style...but that extra thing that made him raise up above the rest in his dutch shows is gone i think. (english might not be perfect...)

[Secondlifecreator]

@MrJaapKooiman

Lol..well this comment is just way to funny. His dutch preformances are way better because the ppl compared to brits have a way different sense of humor.

The like to watch a home cooked mute (Rowan atkinson) then the dutch humor.

I do NOT LIKE the DARK british humor and certianly here (he adapts to the crowd) its not my thing.

And my english is good enough so i do not see your point really lol.

[teqfreak]

@MrJaapKooiman

I couldn´t agree more with you...

[gothicphilosopher]

@MrJaapKooiman wise words !!

[mrpropo]

@MrJaapKooiman dude, theres subtitles! hehehe

[whackyronu]

@MrJaapKooiman hij is beter in engels. 

[ArjunaGita]

@MrJaapKooiman I don't see how understanding proper English helps understanding Teeuwen's English

[MrJaapKooiman]

@ArjunaGita Well, I do. You see, i didn't say 'proper English', I said 'to properly understand English'. There's a difference in that, because if you only understand proper english, you will never be able to speak with an American for example. Just like you understand your Indian grocerie man, you can understand Hans. But if you have limited capability to speak English, you will probably miss a lot of the humor and jokes in between. Clear?

[hondaresan]

HE sucks in english!!!

[SpaceParanoidX]

@hondaresan and some others:

For all of you who think that Hans Teeuwen sucks in English, I can confirm that he sucks even better in Dutch.

[Peldorado]

@SpaceParanoidX you dont have sense of humor he's a Dtuch hero

[myfatproductions]

@SpaceParanoidX he rules in English and Dutch!!!

(duits zou ie ook nog wel kunne haha)

[jazpert1981]

y'all haHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! and then the face turns in a split-second serious! brilliant

[hanz1utd]

takes a brave man to do the shit he did at the end on stage, props to him

[mrpokervideos2010]

Do I hear a 'fuck you' from the audience at 0:15 - 0:16 ?

[hanz1utd]

@mrpokervideos2010 i hear it too but its hard to make it out exactly

[lijpeloentje]

@mrpokervideos2010 That was to the guys wife, but she said no :P

[Clancedrums]

@mrpokervideos2010 he said fucking funny

I was there

[Waranoa]

Een moderne, virtuose clown.

[kossieB]

I can tell I'm lonely when I'm talking to my cock!

[lerruh]

sorry hoor maar ik vind het in het nederlands echt 20 keer beter!!

engelsen hebben ander soort humor en dan moet je niet dezelfde shows doen..

teeuwen moet gewoon lekker weer in nederland komen optreden!!!

veel beter!!!

[Koopatroopa01]

@lerruh Het zal nooit zo zijn als in het Nederlands, zijn shows zijn uniek. Maar hij wou graag zijn absurdistische stijl in het buitenland vertonen of introduceren kun je ook wel zeggen. Alhoewel Monty Pyton ook absurdistisch was.

[mayatiita1]

That was amazing.

[Funsaus]

please don't laugh at me ^^

[infinitedancer]

I'm gonna perform for yall.. Huaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaa XD

so funny!

[SweetFire96]

btw leave the language...paying attention to how the universal codes work...really rules here! And i also mean; why whyne if one has payed money and did'nt get it in their homeused way, while in the meanwhile the performer expresses a fuck of allot more. Knap gedaan Teeuwen !!!

[SimpleSabinaPlan]

xDxD geniaal

[martinikaantje]

@CantLetTheAngelsDown dus 91 de prijs 92 het ongeluk voor hard en zielig just for the record

[martinikaantje]

@CantLetTheAngelsDown dus 91 de prijs 92 het ongeluk voor hard en zielig just for the record

[martinikaantje]

@CantLetTheAngelsDown sorry man het was in 91 maakt niet uit hoor maar als je mensen dingen wil vertellen doe het dan goed het is geen aanval maar ik heb echt alles van hans gezien inclusief heist en als een echte fan zou je dat moeten weten het staat iig erg lomp

[IrishDutchman]

wow this is even crazier than his original dutch stuff! You'd expect him to take it easy in a new language but he's acting like a lunatic out there.

Not that I don't like it, of course.

[Azoicum]

I hope Theo//I mean Hans stay in london for the rest of his life.

[ytzuigt]

Imagine being stuck in a lift with him for two days

[MR0806]

@ytzuigt Elevator XD

[swordsandhorses]

@ytzuigt that would be fun :)

[smoke0imix0god]

he is an idiot

[snukje]

sweeet

[Gamba2000]

The manic laugh at 0:12 acutely describes the cultural sentiment of middle American suburbia. The cultural void with latent racist sentiment, trying to justify bigotry with "freedom".

HAHAHAAAAAAAA

[Waranoa]

@Gamba2000 That might be a hineininterpretierung.

[lizzyyjuh]

XD in Dutch he is way more funny :3

[Scantraxxxx]

@lizzyyjuh Idd.

[bareakon]

isn't he a politician or something?

or am i thinking of someone else?

[numbcore]

lol no hes not a politician

[theBigGroot]

he is not a politician, or I must be mistaking:P he is a dutch comedyn ( or how do you write that )

[latiasandlatios4ever]

@bareakon thats geert wilders? XD

[JackTOLF]

He's so good I want to learn Dutch so I can understand what he saying in most of his other videos.

[JackTOLF]

Fuck! He;s came over here and just shat on nearly every English comedian. The man is a complete genius.

[oggfish]

In dutch he is much much better. I find it incredible that he dares to do this in English..

[vincentsro]

Hans the master of comedy achieved it all in holland played the bigest venues

bin all the bigest tv shows in holland and literally Shat in their faces fucking smashed up their set spat in their faces and their still asking for more haha

now he is going global has to start from the botom again but once hes big in the uk heyl do the same their

god i fucking love this guy

He got balls!

[bigdima3]

looool

[LegitimateLegenD]

imo De Nederlandse Jim Carrey

[OscarJPoiesz]

@kimwayan Quite sure this is Miles Davis yes, but I am also quite certain this is Charlie Parker and not John Coltrane.

[Hvrootselaar]

The smile @2.40 is so hilarious. Show is more than great, no one can replace him.

[YuGiOhspecialist]

0.12, f*cking hilarische, krankzinnige, totaal nutteloze, maar dan toch weer een gigantische hans teeuwerige en dus extreem lachverwekkende lach

[jasperkoos]

hij is zoveel beter dan theo maassen, het enige leuke uit 'brabant' is new kids.

[Festusbeats]

ik weet niet waar jij vandaan komt maar wil je zeggen dat jou provincie uberhaupt iets komisch te bieden heeft, Brabant heeft met hans en theo toch wel de Nederlands beste caberatiers

[jasperkoos]

@Festusbeats

was maar een grapje, je hoeft je niet aangevallen te voelen, hun beide stukjes over carnaval zijn bijvoorbeeld geniaal, ma arie koomen is best cool ;)

[thecumcummer]

en jou moeder

[jasperkoos]

@thecumcummer nee die is minder leuk dan theo en hans

[thecumcummer]

je moeder!

[peterdedem]

Theo Maassen makes good shows, but hans teeuwen is the real genius. Any time

[Calamaistr]

Hans teeuwen is the andy kaufman of the netherlands, next to weed he's our best export.

[SweetFire96]

@Calamaistr en BIER!!!! ; )

[dagmeneer]

@SweetFire96 Lol, nah,bier nederlands bier is echt ni lekker jo. Belgisch bier is stukke beter. xD

[SweetFire96]

@dagmeneer ik ben gek op hefeweissen. dus...

Maar alee, klopt, belgisch bier is best lekker.

[paddotk]

@Calamaistr haha well weed doesn't get exported from the Netherlands :p

[comprezzor]

@paddotk lol yes it does! i know :) im belgian

[paddotk]

@comprezzor Okay, I meant not legally :p

[OneWorldHistory]

@Calamaistr *chuckles* Funny you say that, within the first few seconds of his monologue I was going hmmm... Andy Kaufman. Then getting here to part 4, I saw your comment. Made me smile.

I must admit it's not really my brand of humor, but has my deepest respect. A comedian's job is to poke the king in the nose. Irreverence and edge. I've always found it intriguing that so many of the best comedians are also musicians. Unconventional and often genius, they keep our little world spinning.

[draakje15]

What's this Jazz song called again?

[NJlo]

Night in Tunisia by Dizzy Gillespie

[VVista]

dit is enkel voor echte artiesten !! dit kan niet iedereen, hij begrijpt de humor ! !

[12MHooi]

haha, zelfs in het engels is hij geniaal

[SirDaniel89]

Dude, are you Dutch? Because if you're not I probably know him and his stuff better... Okay I'm not a big fan and I haven't seen everything of his work. But he definately has some mental issues!

Oh, by the way, I really hope Theo Maassen, another Dutch comedian, makes shows in England! He really is a genius!!!

[Southwind1989]

uhm.. theo has more mental issues then hans...

[SirDaniel89]

I hereby confirm that he is severely demented, retarded, crazy, screwed in the knacker and stark raving mad!

...

Although, some people would argue that he is in fact a genius:P

[sanneprins]

I LOVE YOU HANS TEEUWEN

(you're only a day awayyyyyy

[Islam666AntiChrist]

hans is de man

[Frankjames5454]

Zeg ik dat dan? Hij heeft kort een theateropleiding in ehv gevolgd... Dus daar is ie weeeeer! alles uit eindhoven is gewoon goed. eikel

[Frankjames5454]

Het is en blijft een brabander. Alles uit Eindhoven is gewoon goed.

[SirDaniel89]

We zeggen altijd maar zo; Het enige goeie dat er uit Amsterdam komt, da's den trein naar Einhove!!!

Ik hoop écht dat Theo Maassen ook internationaal gaat. Ik ben benieuwd hoe hij Lauwe Pis vertaald:P

[teqfreak]

@SirDaniel89

Ik snap waarom je hoopt dat Theo Maassen ook internationaal gaat. Desalniettemin denk ik dat Theo Maassen zijn stijl niet abstract genoeg is om in een andere taal en cultuur bewaard te blijven. Bij Hans Teeuwen kan dit wel.

[thijsseghers]

@teqfreak FYI Theo Maassen heeft al shows gedaan in Duitsland (z'n Duits blijkt quasi perfect te zijn).

[thomasimon]

Z'n ouders zijn ook Duits...

[ketchupmassacre]

1:27 - 1:31 XD XD XD

[richardbadabing]

hahahaha

[gehaktmolen]

hahaha die bewegingen als ie danst:D

[ketchupmassacre]

0:12/0:13 XD

Te mooi XD

[KodoFood]

i'm gonna preform for uh y'all HU HU HU HU HUAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! dat is echt geweldig

[myBARBIEdoll]

dankje!!