Fink Dial - Iron Monkey

[motherfuckthepolice]

if you dont like sludge doom or stoner or black metal jsut fuck off you are not worthy of the heaviness thank you

[FetusGrinderJuicer]

@motherfuckthepolice i 2nd that. curbstomp pussies y bitches/fags. goodday sir.

[FoolForRespect]

SIX-SIX-CHIMPANZEE

Love this guys!

[lightningdrummer]

iron monkey is fucking awesome, fuck the haters.

[Waynereich]

EYEHATEGOD

[briggsy44]

best injoyed hungover from to much piss and downers

[EighteenBuddha]

Iron Monkey is still awesome.

[godsofvenom]

i just heard this band first time... this is so awesome! tomorrow ----> record store

[TheMetalUnited]

The lyrics speak to me on so many levels...

[phantomshtter]

LMAO! Total fucktardation!

[mrdirectordude]

man i want to cover this with my band. the only way i can scream tho is by drinking milk. wierd huh?

[danunett]

takes me back to nottingham comunity centre , but hey who got a lyric sheet man , what the fuck dan pike ows me money

[MRxLOKI]

"Former vocalist Johnny Morrow was found dead in his apartment on June 22, 2002, of heart failure, related to a kidney illness that he had been suffering for some time."

Conspiracy of sonic war?.. I do think so :o

[wh4tevar]

@MRxLOKI

Ah shat ap ya fucking guppy.

[roggetod]

@Fatsweatyjoey - no, at the time this was stoner doom. sludge sounds silly.

[Smikfouc]

Hey guys, this is sludge metal. its fucking raw and awesome, calm down

[LOSTIN4THE2V0ID]

@Fatsweatyjoey THANK. YOU. THANK. YOUU. THANK. YOU. core is for little kid teen-pop-bullshit.

[ReverendArmaggedon]

Wow..the music here is awesome, but you have to admit, those are some terrible lyrics. Downright stupid, really. Sludge is awesome , don't get me wrong,but these guys should just stick to instrumental stuff, because they are NOT lyricists.Ill stick with Acid Bath for the GOOD lyrics.

[kingnat2]

@ReverendArmaggedon Take in mind they are a Sludge band. and what are most sludgeheads on when they write their material? Thats, right HEAVY drugs. Cut em a little slack

[ReverendArmaggedon]

@kingnat2 Yeah, but look at just about every other sludge metal band there is. Eyehategod, Crowbar, Coffinworm, Cavity, Buzzov*en, The Abominable Iron Sloth, Acid Bath, Dukatalon, Isis, Old Man Gloom, Ramesses, Soilent Green, Sourvein, 16, and even the Melvins. None of those bands have lyrics this terrible(except that Melvins album with gibberish instead of lyrics), and some of them were on just as many drugs as these guys. And some of them are heavier than these guys too.

[icannotskate]

@ReverendArmaggedon Could you tell me some of the heavier bands please? Thaaaaaaanks!

[ReverendArmaggedon]

@icannotskate Look through the list you replied to, several of them are heavier. The Abominable Iron Sloth, for one, and Ramesses, and Soilent are all heavier than Iron Monkey. Oh, and Nile, and some of Morbid Angel's work(Where the Slime Lives) are heavier as well. Just look around, it's not hard. Well done sludge is brutal, poorly done sludge is just noise, and isn't heavy at all. Iron Monkey is kind of in the middle.

[kintaroshi]

how do i dowload this? i can't find this album anywhere, I've only been able to come across one of their albums, only one.

[Basetrem]

survival of the shittest

[TremorBot]

absolutely horrid (not that this assessment will be considered a put down for so many of you) - now that I know what the singing is about the horridness only grows and festers

[teabagbob]

@TremorBot Yeah, we love it, too. Thanks for the compliment!

[kingnat2]

@TremorBot You just have a small winky

[joshgallman1]

@Fatsweatyjoey I agree just GRIND is just GRIND....core as actually for posers

[sludgedisciple]

I always loved Iron Monkey. Used to rock the shirt with pride.

[plasticwombat]

just to get this straight,did they train a monkey to do the vocals for this song? very clever if they did.....

[schmendriks]

fuckin hilarous, you can actually project some serious meaning into these lyrics

[waxdart138]

Awesome band. Just awesome...

[LOSTIN4THE2V0ID]

@TheAntiPop777 Lol, yut, they do. your taste in music sucks, get off of this page.

[kingnat2]

@LOSTIN4THE2V0ID You just dissed Brutal truth and Napalm Death. You're a fucking idiot. Go jack off to the bible you Christ loving bitch.

[LOSTIN4THE2V0ID]

@kingnat2 Lawl. I don't believe in god, you pussy. Those bands suck. Thats it.

[kingnat2]

@LOSTIN4THE2V0ID no you're a catholic priest loving bitch.

[LOSTIN4THE2V0ID]

@TheAntiPop777 Anything with core in it...Fucking...Sucks. 

[miguelbirin]

pure sludge pure fucking gas disease machine

[myhandisburned]

fucking retarded

[teabagbob]

@myhandisburned Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to come by a song you dislike, purely to denounce it.

Now *THAT* is retarded.

Have a nice day.

[myhandisburned]

@teabagbob oh im sorry mr douchebag i mean teabag i totally missed out on the deepness in your lyrics. one of my favorite lines fetered arms reaching for black penis im sure thats what you do in your spare time anyways and also your love of seprerating the your delusion for cum..fantastic and the same riff used throughout the entire song..sweet or so i assume and tell me what the fuck does fink dialing(like how u jazzed up prank call) have to do with anything in this song at all huh bob bitch?

[teabagbob]

@myhandisburned Thanks again for popping by and making me richer. Each visit earns memore cash. So, thanks for that.

Please, stop by again and show everyone how shallow you are by returning again to continue an internet argument. You silly little child.

Well done.

**clap** **clap**

[teabagbob]

@myhandisburned By the way, your arguments would hold a lot more weight if you didn't come across as someone who uses English as their second, or perhaps even third language.

Have fun with your monster trucks, little boy.

xxx

[MrOlliiee]

HAHA shit! randomly i just came here (from a dubstep video) and im an all listener.. i listen to everything but this raw raw thing with blackned penises? WHAT THE FUCK XD

[LOSTIN4THE2V0ID]

Anything and everything with "core" is immediately fucking stupid.

[InkDropFalls]

i used to to there studio rehersales back in 98 ..along with miocene ..........Dude these guys woul leave there amps on fullbast and fuck off to the pub and leave it FeedBacking Like a mutha fucka then come back pisses and start wrighting songs

Where did all the metal go ..........BRING BACK THE METAL

[NoHoperBoy]

@Fatsweatyjoey good man joe

[HLITHIOS1]

Goustaro me trella gamo ti poutana mou gamo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[organicate]

I curse the day I missed these guys.. train didnt show. Thats how long ago it was.. Just bought my first 'Monkey tshirt the other day though, (t'internet is available now too) was getting a bit nostalgic..

[WhatIAm99]

Iron Monkey did what sludge was meant to do: produce down-tuned doom-fried hook-laden metal.

[EighteenBuddha]

IRON MONKEY!!!!

[monkeyboy6676]

@2warNINg I totally agree, I wouldnt wipe my ass with kerrang these days!

[greenmean666]

this song makes me want to snort a line and rob a liquor store.

[bringmesalts]

this is a battlecalling

this song has one of the heaviest riffs I have ever come across. This includes the Wizard. Praise Iron Monkey! RIP

[krookroorocket]

i LOVE this band, but I have to ask, did you make up these lyrics? they're completely ridiculous

[teabagbob]

@krookroorocket No, my friend. The lyrics are 100% correct. As are the ones on the other 'Monkey video I did.

Thanks for watching.

[hellybellybell]

@teabagbob oops. i meant to thumbs down the initial question.

[EighteenBuddha]

@teabagbob

These lyrics are awesome, and truthful.

RIP IRON MONKEY

[finalresistance]

Man that guitar tone is low and nasty, cuts like a chainsaw \m/

[SuperEyeClops]

allright

[SlaytanicMayhem]

This i more depraved even then EHG

Lovely

[spyrosaustin]

Holy man fused to smack......this is pure poetry my friends...

[enochp79]

saw these at Rugeley Rose Theatre...brought there last cd they had, which was gaffa taped to a skateboard!!! still got it and still play it!!

[wakingninja]

wtf? i think i like it tho

[monkeyboy6676]

injury from spider clamp? best line in a song ever!

[grepakar]

Funniest lyrics ever! I LOVE IT!

[clipside2]

i heart iron monkey riffs so much

[stopglobalswarming]

I have no idea what the hell the lyrics are supposed to mean, but the guitar rocks.

[kikass666]

what a brilliant band

[thingupstairs]

Someone on my facebook posted an update raving about Bullet for my Valentine and how they were 'one of the heaviest bands ever', so I sent him a link to this song. For some peculiar reason he didn't like it...

[teabagbob]

MBV? "HEAVY"? Oh dear.

He didn't like it because Iron Monkey aren't MTV-friendly pop-metal.

I jest, of course. All horses for courses, but I know who I'd rather see, were Johnny still alive.

Keep up the good fight, mate!

[thingupstairs]

I do what I can, dude. In a way I'm glad that there's such an abundance of identikit Kerrang! bands because as long as all the scene kids and emos are listening to that, they won't go looking for anything else. Not that I can ever see them listening to this hahaha!

[craigisageek]

@thingupstairs Funny you should say that because Kerrang put this on a free CD back in 96, It was how I discovered Iron Monkey :) I then went to see them in 98 as a result, sick band but god they were hated by the crowd.

[thingupstairs]

Ironically enough (and I'm not making this up) the first Iron Monkey song I heard was on a Kerrang c.d back in about 2002. It was a compilation by Casey Chaos. It never used to be that bad a mag, but since the whole emo scene got really big it just went to shit.

[Antisfunny]

Haha, I remember that cd. The reason I went looking for this song.

[mynameislangston]

@teabagbob mbv are awesome shoegaze

bfmv suck tho

[blackbloodvomitorium]

some insane fucking lyrics too man .... love this band.. and they're british!!

[yusifer]

It doesn't get much filthier...

[hellybellybell]

3:10 is where it begins!

[hellybellybell]

DENSE MATERIAL

[Edd731]

What a sweet band they were. RIP Johhny Morrow.

[Mattelliott1234]

These guys are from my town, Yeahh home of Earache Records and Iron Monkey!

[therealkingfuse]

notts?

[Mattelliott1234]

where else? =D

[Fightordie14]

Iron Monkey were the only ones to pull something off like this. Sludgy, groove, anger, sick in the head lyrics and keep your ears on a whole song w/o feeling the urge to skip to another song or skim through a song for something they miss placed or left out.

[bennybagofdonuts]

Goddamnit, this song kills. FUCKING IRON MONKEY!

[Steve128967]

The lyrics are so FUNNY. XD

[iridiumdirge]

Diggeth Mc4040.  Great riffs. Even better lyrics. Oh holy piss.

[CantCopeWontCope]

noice

[ThePrimusGuy]

I hate the term sludgecore. Because scenes might one day take sludge and rape it like they did to grind.Sludge metal sounds so much cooler.

[witchinghour666]

wtf? calling something sludgecore is stupid cos sludge is hugely influenced by y'know hardcore punk its like calling something "brutal deathcore"

[JayKerr00]

Iron Monkey the daddy's of Sludgecore J.P. Morrow was one of the sickest men i've ever met he will be dearly missed, The Maniac Beast lives on in all the Monkey Fans Keep it Sick, Violent and Abusive, Sick, Shit and Ants!!!! oh and if you havent heard of Iron Monkey check out House Anxiety on the album our problem it'll kick your fucking head in!!!!

[witchinghour666]

wtf is sludgecore? sludge has a huge hardcore punk influence anyway

[JayKerr00]

i argree with what you have said but i'm only using the term sludgecore as it is on the front of the self titled album iron Monkey you'll find it on the limited edition version.

[krookroorocket]

if they call themselves sludgecore, they're sludgecore. it's a silly argument.

[Deathcoptertrick]

god i love this album all 'nearly 40 mins of down-tuned-aggro-stoner-sludge­-core'!!!

[sludgedisciple]

The Monkey were fucking sick... no doubt!

Too bad the singer passed on. They were fucking great!

[jojoclown777]

I love Iron Monkey. They opened me up to Sleep, Eyehategod, and Bongzilla. God bless ya, Iron Monkey.

(Plus the movie Iron Monkey is also the shit)

[teabagbob]

Yeah. Totally awesome. No one comes close today. Sure, many imitators, but they were the real deal.

Thanks for watching!!