Duckman: Forbidden Fruit

[cheekymancunian]

Whoa, Fluffy & Uranus going sick @ Duckman 14:44 - 15:23

Get the beep outta our house!

Before we tear your beeping head off and shove it up your beeping ass!...

[FelicityGemini]

ill feel yah air parts....!

[Hewylewis]

holy crap, Tim Curry is creepy in this!!

[808Echo]

oh Madame, I become erect with ride for a challenge...

I love this show. <3

[Greatsaiyakirby]

14:47 Fluffy and Uranus should change their names to Bad and Ass. :D

[gamer4life611]

@NaiTaiDai the one where they go camping

[NaiTaiDai]

Which episode do the teddies turn into vicious and clawed monsters who want to maul Duckman? XD

[TheEggster70]

I love the chant of the crowd near the end - "Choke the chicken, choke the chicken............."

[cDC1457]

damn fluffy and uranus do have balls.........

[fsumpter]

LMAO, I haven't seen this since the 90s.

[MasterShake43]

5:05- 5:20 lolz

[ValisHD]

well at least duckman is respectful enough not to kill fluffy and uranus in there own homes.

[toyamwarr]

I remember this episode... Fluffy and Uranus kicking out Duckman. Wow!

[jamesaellis]

*lesbians*

[WikiSorcerer]

I'm no fan of the animation, but the writing makes it worth it.

[bassoonabooma]

Regine Poulet = Queen chicken in French, the ending where Cornfed thinks it's Gerard Deperdieu (the famous french actor) made me bust out laughing!!

[slodude66]

It was a great show.

[MuonRay]

The great thing about Duckman is that it expresses how our society, with all its rights and freedoms, over-reacts to the most trivial flaws in it; we have constant incidents of suicide and child abuse in our society, yet the focus of most governments is still mainly on women's rights; global warming and political instability are ongoing across the globe, yet most countries actually encourage people to have more children and work longer to increase competitivness, negating individual comradship.

[rcwells27]

@MuonRay Comradship - Nineteen Eighty Four reference?

[fxman907]

This is one of my top 3 only bc fluffy and Uranus finally snaps one good time and kicks dat goodie-goodie side to da curb---EPIC

[welshfilmbuff]

I don't think it's a coincidence that Ragine looks like Frank-N-Furter.

[OldIronGiantBS]

@welshfilmbuff I was thinking more Klaus Nomi

[rayword45backup]

@welshfilmbuff They're both Tim Curry, so it makes sense.

2nd favorite episode of the show, next to Exile in Guyville. Season 3 was the best.

[ptwob]

i remember this, now i se why i did get it as a kid

[nanalinda4]

15:04 RISING CLAP ! 

[Coilplaner]

At 12:55 fluffy and uranus's reactions were priceless.

[313ecko]

lmao i like how the bears went off on duckman

[mairusu1]

lol they go to bed at 8.

[charles9655]

9:11 wtf

[S77whut]

Man Tim curry is amazing. All those voices

[warriorwoman4ever]

peanut butter? breasts. dogs? breasts. Dolly Parton? Bad hair

love it!

[kirbyyasha]

BREASTS!

[meshi1990]

I just remembered Duckman was a depressing anti-hero... I ignore why I watched through the whole episode

[Odbarc]

This episode is one of the better ones because of the F&A scene.

[1MissKarlieStarr]

"Mr. Duckman, get the F*CK out of our house!!!" lol i love those f*cking bears XD

[Orpheusftw]

That nanny is so frighteningly grotesque.

[HumorFunnyHaHaComedy]

Acctually, the clown looked like he had pretty good credentials.

[KuruVitt]

LOL from 12:51 xDDD their faces!!!! 

[GoblinXXX]

Translate "Regine Poulet" into English for a clue... In case you couldn't figure out who's behind this on your own!

[NoBull408]

We spent the entire morning buring your sheets. And your matress. And the bed. And the carpet around the bed leading into the bathroom. And the bathroom.

[ChannelUmptyThree]

is Cornfed's voice the same as the voice of Agent K from the MIB cartoon?

[TitusYorick]

You know, I'm starting to sympathize with Duckman. It might just be me, but Bernice is kind of a bitch.

[hmnahmna]

@14:45 the funniest lines in the entire series

[JoelTourout]

Choke the chicken!! LOL 19:47

[bambadep]

Is...Is that...Tim Curry? As the nanny?

[GoblinXXX]

@bambadep Indeed.

[kriscrockard]

Lol from the guys who brought you Rugrats

[Juan05021985]

LOL 5:35!!

[nehawe]

haha Michael Jackson XD <3

Lol the crossword

Nude, sedative...

[happysplinters]

is that a guy or a chick?

[ChurchOfKali66619]

@happysplinters I'm pretty sure it's Tim Curry.

[DiabolicalHalo]

@ChurchOfKali66619 that doesn't sound a thing like Tim Curry...

[DiabolicalHalo]

@ChurchOfKali66619 that doesn't sound a thing like Tim Curry... and yet I was wrong it is him.

[phantomlimb88]

omg lol @Fluffy and Uranus cussing at Duckman...lmfao!!!!

[thedarknight339]

wow what a show. a duck having an attraction with a french lady who looks like johnny depp. i've seen everything.

[primarci]

Tim Curry as a French girl... Wow! XD

[Warrenles]

Bernice is hot!

[JosephCollin]

And thats why you dont pick up a women hitch hiker, and why you NEVER pick up two at the same time, they just have to cry rape and blam. life over.

[DrgoFx]

12:53 I thought Duckman was doing some uh...personal business...if you catch my drift...

[Velazquez283]

Dolly Parton XD

[DrgoFx]

@Velazquez283 Bad hair.

[n00bkillerleo]

Choke the chicken... if you know what i mean.

[AwesomePlzInc]

I LOL'd at "Who the hell decorated this place? Willy Wonka?"

[DJBrokenHigh]

Cornfed: "Resheen Poolay (however its spelled) Society has taught me that men are shallow & immature creatures who's only soul purpose in life is the satisfaction in primal urges"

Only such false assumptions come from sexist bloody Feminists

[HystericalWoman]

@DJBrokenHigh You do know that didn't come from an actual feminist.

[DJBrokenHigh]

@HystericalWoman

Yes I know. But there are feminists who do come up with such nonsense.

[HystericalWoman]

@DJBrokenHigh Name them. I only hear it from anti-feminist (boys will be boys!). Men can be better.

[fizzypopism]

@DJBrokenHigh Uhh, no.

Feminism is about the empowerment of women. It is not about feminine supremacy. That's like saying 'Black Pride' is racist.

[DJBrokenHigh]

@fizzypopism

Yeah you Feminists say you support equality, but then when I see you protest about custody laws,it tells a different story. The way I see it, modern Feminists are about as delusional as is comes towards equality. 

[fizzypopism]

@DJBrokenHigh Dude, you don't even know my opinion on custody laws. But I sort of agree, third wave or modern feminists feel the need to degrade men to validate themselves. Most intelligent feminists are more like first wave feminists or more 'conservative'. Today some women do oppress and shove their female sexuality down everyones throats. But to disregard feminism based on the stupid extremists is like saying all Muslims are evil because of the believers in violent jihad.

[nicpaul]

@fizzypopism why is it that if I'm proud of being white I'm racist?

[fizzypopism]

@nicpaul Mostly because people associate white pride with oppression. But there are plenty of cultural centres for white people (restaurants, areas where people immigrate in large numbers, clubs, etc.). So it's impossible to say that white pride is always looked down upon. I don't see why you're asking me this though. As a white person, I am very proud to be white.

[three0234]

so wait kids shouldnt give apples to teachers then?! lol

[MetallicMushroom]

My stomach ! OUCH

[DrumCoalitionWithWar]

HAHA Michael Jackson babay!

[filetofish1791]

I love the Elephant Man reference at 9:27-9:33

[ottselguy]

"And they where such a good source of vitamin a." poor cornfed looks so sad

[Bioloser]

I like the satire on feminism in this episode ..

[uniracer13]

! those poor bears!

[meddlingmage23]

haha, gtfo duckman!!!!

[ChocolateFish12345]

My favorite parts are

1:11-1:48

0:30-0.39

5:35-6:10

10:40-12:10

21:34-21:50

[primalsincerity84]

i wish they still played this on the boobtube. usa or comedy central id watch it anywa. grrr tehy take away all the good stuff./

[wesleystivers]

starting watching this at 14:48

[Inkbleedful]

fluffy and uranus get the fuck out of here

[TxTFamGuy1]

"and what do we have here, my piece de resistance. illphelia airparts! baby im gonna fly your wide body!"

[biggman18]

anyone know where you can watch all duckman episodes for free??????

[TxTFamGuy1]

try a torrent. ive looked everywhere and this the only place with duckman. every other sites links send you here.

[thrashmetalfiend]

I have the whole show on DVD. Duckman was a favorite of mine back as a kid and my dad HATED this show because he thought it was a "bad influence," much like Ren and Stimpy.

[anotherising]

15:13

[anotherising]

15:14

[anotherising]

14:25

[xerobahamut]

AH! so thats what that scene was from! when duckman had the cloth over his face at 9:25 and was yelling about not being an animal, it was from the movie The Elephant Man (1980). i had no idea of the reference made, having been born in 1989 myself, and my only knowledge of the film coming from having seen a short trailer of the movie this past year.

ah duckman, truly i applaud your writers!

[wilso2k]

Hebrew will now be Webrew :)

[mrnavy1981]

Sweet potato, No. Love Socket! Box Lunch. No!! LOL

[MissInvisible11]

Michael Jackson!

[rosequartz19]

I love Fluffy and Uranus. :)

[mahound9]

When thier pupils, shrink, beautiful.

[pukeachu]

Which one is which?

[rosequartz19]

Fluffy: Pink. Uranus: Blue.

[calypso]

duckman rules

[MrWarners14]

rofl

:)

Thanks!

:)

[bebe4c03]

Those teddy bears are funny

[tuxrudez]

wow duckman, didnt like it at first, but then ended up watchin it every night

[cartoonmarc]

wow, now I remember why my parents didn't like me watching this show =P

[fsayestaran]

7:27 cornfed avoiding duckman.. lol !!

[LONGTAIL15]

2:30 to around 2:50. How did she know Gecko's name before she was told? Was that mentioned in the add? First King Chicken Slip-Up.

[puje]

9:29 best part!

[bigbadndn]

LOL @ "actually theres quite a few positions we can talk about let me grab my kama sutra" lol 2:00

[TheInnerSanctuary]

Is that Tim Curry doing the voice of the french tutor chick? XD

[dolphinluv2413]

Yes.

[TheRealVahnLegaia]

That's how I knew who it was before it was even revealed! XD

[lazyweb]

Amazing. I remember having porn that came in paper. Now, I simply dip my beak into the online free pornstream, have not paid for porn in a decade.

I love the internet. I sure do.

[PhilipDK5800]

WORD!

[Batamon1997]

When was this aired?

[anahel1231]

1994 to 1997 around the same time as the

weird science the tv show both on usa ..back when usa was good to watch.

[BlueKyne]

I remember those days, the good times and the fun programming!

[turnercm100]

Wow, Duckman actually controlled himself, somewhat.

[turnercm100]

12:54-13:21 is perfect!

[0706823245]

so are fluffy and uranus males, females, or one of each?

[pornisawayoflife]

fluffy and uranus cussing...perfect

[meatandwad]

Breast Breast Breast Breast Breast Breast

[IDisnotscience]

Bad Hair

[ToliKwoli]

Yo its been since i was kid since i seen this...But Duckmans voice sounds awfully familiar!! Who does his voice???Is it the guy that Plays George on Seinfeld??

[IDisnotscience]

Jason Alexander

[mottdog2002]

Yup

[Doomtrain79]

Ye, it's the guy from Seinfeld :). since he's not busy I say he should do at least 3 more seasons of Duckman xD fuck I'd love to watch that. It'd be enough to make me smoke that bud just to remember the good ol days of watching this after I came home drunk as hell and flip on Teletoon then laugh my ass off till I passed otu on the couch haha

[Aeoncalcos91]

@ToliKwoli Yes it is.

[JamesInokeDyer]

Man that sounds like a fucking Guy

[tazzy186]

Maybe cuz it is a guy?

[bigthingspoppinoff]

1:18 - 1:23 ...say hello to my new tutors for Dance and Clown School.

[kensho3]

Dod.

[jacko821]

wow, I love this show. They need to show it on adult swim

[Tornado1994]

They can't. It's owned by Viacom. dicks!

[powwow23]

LMAO @ 10:17 to 10:39 that shit was funny as hell.

[chozo69]

jeez i miss this show -- you think if a whole bunch of pplz wrote tele toon they would reair it ?

[tayloreh]

only one way to find out... start up a page!

[kleptosquirrel]

"I lay odds I'm gonna lay more than odds."

Half of this show went right over my head as a kid.

[Crusherman00]

9:28 - he makes a reference to the movie " The elephant man".....

[Veinzx]

ahahahaha holy shit fluffy and uranus way to go!

[killgore333333]

aye did not see that comming lol

[Schizima]

From 10 years ago I always wondered why he stabs himself in the knee with a fork at 4:40.

[killgore333333]

to get his mind off of sex

[Schizima]

It seems like he was originally supposed to stab himself in the crotch and it was censored to the knee. I'm not too sure.

[hellraiser5269]

ya they thought it was to perverted but the first time they ran it they showed him sticking the fork in his crotch

[manictigger]

CLASSIC DUCKMAN @ 12:56 !!!! I miss this show

[Blakefe]

GET THE F$#@ OUT OF HEAR

[Tavener88]

"You offered me a banana. The phallic fruit. I'm uncomfortable with what that implies. I'm suing you for sexual harrassment."

[togio100]

having seen the episode all the way through, I just realized how creepy hearing Tim Curry impersonate a French woman is.

[loldude177]

french axcent

[BrianShaneRushton]

Heh, the teletoon logo in the corner.

[johnnyraybosko]

Ah so THIS is the episode Fluffy and Uranus go off on Duckman; I've been looking for this one FOREVER, 'tis one of my favorites, hands down.

[das81]

Best political incorrect series!

[sringlblum]

bad done german excent

but best show ever :)

[deviantmax787878]

the tutors voice its a man doin it

[Venom0027]

9:30 wats that from?

[wangankiller]

That's from The Elephant Man

[ZeroDAF]

14:44

'nuff said

[youngbloodd]

y was the tutour sleepin over

[incarnedine]

It's a nanny not tutor.

[bigthingspoppinoff]

live-in ...as in they live IN their home.

[Neilgram324]

God forbid something like this should ever happen to any man (except to a child-rapist, or a rapist. Than it is funny!).

[jonnyveliky]

OMGWTFROFLOLMAO at 1:21

[skeeno13]

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!! LMAO!!

[superman69696]

LMFAO at 12:54

[jonnyveliky]

They SERIOUSLY need to get out more.

[missundaztood05]

i wanna download this vid n e 1 kno how i can?

[traveller3744]

choke the chicken choke the chicken lmfao

[Tornado1994]

How does he, he doesn't even have a penis?

[TheRealVahnLegaia]

Duckman: It's times like this I wish I had a penis.

XD

[primalsincerity84]

im glad you dont?