"Zombie Jesus!" Trailer

[oceanophopia]

You should read the bible, its a really good fiction novel.

[noodlesmealey]

the golem of worms is ME....and im coming to get you kabballah khazar jews!!!

like pork...

[jcoolman94]

you know something that manipulative is totally fucked up when your not allowd to joke about it. CAUGH all religions CAUGH besides pastafarians CAUGH i dont know why, theyr just awesome

[72reignmaker]

I LOVE This! Where can I get the full length Film?

[galvaton10000]

Zombie Jesus eats the children

All the children of the world

Whether they are black or white

It won't change his appetite

Zombie Jesus wants to eat their brains!

[Gamesta95]

we ate of his flesh and drank of his blood, how did we not expect payback? moral of the story, never eat some guys flesh or blood, or he'll start a zombie apocalypse and end you

[BunrakukenIII]

Damn..... you could take heads off with that nose. Julius Caesar would be proud.

[Akira89M]

lol

[xXWraithSoldierXx]

When is this going to be on Red box? :O

[TheBeppez]

don't eat his body !!!!

LOL

Jesus Zombie !!!

[WickedRita]

great! wot and idea! ROFL!!

[DixieZombie]

Great video! We're screaming for submissions at theZIFF.com - anyone alive or undead can upload a 5-minute zombie film for a chance to win the ZIFF award & $500 in gift cards!

[warpedwiselegoman]

kind of reminds me of "Black Sheep" for some reason....maybe its just the lame-assness of the premise.but then again,its lame ass in a good way

[mortonandroy]

I agree with you pigeonfilm.

God is an asshole if he thinks he can just make a bunch of life, and damn them to hell if they "don't believe in him" or whatever

[eroticmisery]

Best documentary ever.

[ministrymember99]

I LOVE INDEPENDENT MOVIES!

[DeathManikin]

i always like blasphemy, but when it's THIS funny it's awesome. congrats.

[cyberlarry7]

Your hero needs a nose job real bad!

[daruvar43500]

hahahahaa! this is funny as hell! he died for your sins, now he's back for your brains.... bwahahahahahahaaaa

[Diegobrandan15]

arent this guys from college humor?

[R0binhood2]

what will happen if i eat a zombie o.O no ones ever thought of that now did they :P will i turn or will i stay human the world may never know :D

[RPGfiend]

@R0binhood2 Maybe you stay the same but become immortal.

[omjayzuz117]

@R0binhood2 Zombie flesh is, according to Romero, poisonous and will kill you without reincarnating you in less than 12 hours. And you'll lose your balls. And zombie jesus won't let you into zombie heaven.

[R0binhood2]

so its a food chain you know like the grasshopper eats grass the bird eats the grasshopper the snake eats the bird umm we eat everything. so if zombies eat us who eats zombies o.O

[battousaiashe]

@R0binhood2 If no one eats the top predator, they're known as an apex predator.

[vihannes3]

HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY, EVERYONE!

[clubatletico21]

Release it for DVD! ^^ I'll buy it hehe

[316OBI]

I've been saying this for years, and just stumbled across this! HA! This is awesome! What did you think the day of judgement is? people who have ever died rise from the dead for one last judgment by god... hmmm, zombie up rising?

[springbranchsoulja]

fuck this shit nikka

[stupidfatuglybastard]

Anyone know when zombie jesus day is this year? I want to know when to stock up on provisions.

[TheWordOfBod]

jesus does a good enough job of making people brainless without having to return as a zombie...

[Reptiloid87]

You guys seriously need to release this on DVD.

[NathaliesDream]

It's funny because it's true!!

[SchugOo]

Fucking awesome! xDD

[Niksunzzz]

am the muslims tried to kill the guy that made a drawing of Mohamed with a bomb on his head.

What are the christians doing against movies and drawings like this one a ? :D it's sad

[Aufreizen]

@Niksunzzz

The Christians are doing nothing because their god is a pussy who allowed himself to be nailed to a cross so he could rise from the dead and teach the idiots who follow him how to be gutless cowards that get steamrolled by people stronger and less delusional than they are. It's a cult of weaklings that have given up on this life for an imaginery throne in an afterlife that they can't prove exists. Christianity is basically a losers paradise no effort needed to get in just give up.

[Niksunzzz]

haha well that might be so . There is no way i could now that but i don't support any religion soo i kinda don't care xD

[elemilin]

freakin sweet

[viridismonasteriense]

I just love the thick shadows cast on the actors and the 70's feel of the zombie make-up. I loved those horror movies. Awesome trailer.

[asherleez]

that man had a funny nose

[Ozzy0sbourne]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[dannster71]

......thats fucking AWESOME!!!! :D

[boxcuttermarshel]

coming this easter? :D

[vermanshane]

Awesome.

[Dreamerx47]

well i guess by definition jesus is a zombie

[neilyboy1953]

yeah, that was, uh, real deep.

[deathkang]

haha awesome :D i have to see this

[NineTailsDemonFox]

fuck yah i'd watch this in the theaters!

[ChildofConflict]

"oh son of man I am but your humble servant, what would you have of me?"

"BRAINS!!!"

LOL

[Drsatan9]

ROFL

[irishkiddo]

anyone know where i can get my hands ona copy of this?

[monarchking666]

ha awesome! true work of non-fiction lol

[Deathrune456]

fuck! That hurt! badly!

[ImperatorZor]

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!

[MrAppleby56]

This guy is trying to make a new Braindead in the hopes of it gaining a cult following and kick starting his movie career. i watched this, and it was god awful, hardly a laugh out loud moment

[Annamalxoxo]

This movie was hilarious! I saw it at Ryerson a few years back - somebody should post the full thing.

[victor070]

hahaha

[JCI1990]

you are all damned... that is all(unless you change your ways)

[boss351freak]

oh go eat some dudes flesh and drink his blood you canniable

[Ltbird]

Actually you are.

[JCI1990]

you are a very sorry person

[Ltbird]

you can tell that by three words?

[teews666]

AWESOME!!!

[EDKsurly]

i want to see this....

[caifan111]

i lol'd

btw who is jesus? :3

[ewwAudrina]

Jesus is just some person someone made up a book about.

[Gr33nlif4]

A character of fiction.

[ewwAudrina]

mhm

[RPGfiend]

@ewwAudrina Actually Jesus is just a reinvention of a way more ancient myth that's passed from one culture to the next through the centuries.

[theclockmace]

@ewwAudrina actually he was real and he is the one who wrote the christian bible, along with some other dudes.

[kjg681]

@theclockmace Jesus didn't write the bible..not even the church claims that. There is no book of Jesus. Great Christian knowledge u have!

[TokenBassist]

@ewwAudrina

Wow... You wrote the most retarded comment ever... Congrats... -.-

[jcoolman94]

@TokenBassist Wow... You wrote the most retarded comment ever... Congrats... -.-

[1028Dawn]

@ewwAudrina The stories of Jesus were plagerized from ther myths of Horus, Osirus and Buddah, etc. He wasn't even a person that existed but a collection of stories.

[1028Dawn]

@ewwAudrina The stories of Jesus were plagerized from the myths of Horus, Osirus and Buddah, etc. He wasn't even a person that existed but a collection of stories.

[thejewmatt]

lolz easter bunny should have been in this

[ricey23]

well he died for our sins looks like he's back for our brains

[daxziasolo]

simply brilliant.

[ackofgod]

look funny u know some is going to piss off lol

[MxTori]

LMAO! This was good.

"Brains!"

[DoodiePunk]

fantastic HAHAHAHAHA

[lifemetall]

get ready for this film to be banned by catolic comunity hahahaha....religious weordos

[Filozofek]

Braaaains.... hehehe XD

[Frizbeen]

OMG!!!! I feel both over joyed and cheated at the same time. A few years ago I had done a skit of Suicidal Vampire Zombie Jesus for a project. (Jesus both wanted an allowed himself to die, suicide by cop is still suicide. He wants us to drink of his blood, ie, Vampire-ish. And heck he did come back to life, hello Zombie?" Anyways its cool that someone else had my vision of Zombie Jesus, just kinda bumbed thought i was original until I did a search for it, lol.

[spectrelives]

Lol... Brainnns

[admiralnecros]

mega lols looks fun im sure jesus him self would have a chuckle at it after all if the bible taught us anything its that god had loads of mates and an intrest for party tricks aka a bloody sound bloke with a good sense of humour

[FLGoldenFL]

whats aka?

[jfreakett337]

this is scripture taken out of context when jesus ressurected he was whole not rotting with flesh hanging off of him!!!!this sickens me that scipture has been taken out of proportion at this magnitude.

[MxTori]

Its a joke. Learn to laugh.

[jayres86]

"Brains" LOL

[RETNE]

Words cant express how fantastically amazzing that was (Yes i spelled amazzing with 2 zz that how fantastically amazzing that was)

[critias7]

Definition of zombie: A corpse reanimated by supernatural means. Hmm.

[triniazn]

PREY!

[guardianchucho]

St. Mark 3: 28-29

Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:

But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation

YOU WILL LOSE YOUR ETERNAL SOUL, What shame these videos are.

[pigeonfilm]

sounds like fun!

...But seriously, the whole point of this film is to challenge the whole "fall-in-line-or-else" mentality; so your arguments are really only reinforcing my point.

[pikapikaichigo]

*spews scriptures in face*

[spectrelives]

Well... u can't really be sure...

Would hate to find out I was wrong!

[Ltbird]

My soul, my rules.

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@guardianchucho

Christians really have trouble with the "turn the other cheek"-thing he? Just proves that religious people take whatever they need from a philosophie and use it to validate themselves.

[adamantium45]

@SSTTEEAALLTTHH Not all christians do. I'm christian, I believe in god and jesus. but i also think this will be funny as heck. im honestly not offended by it at all.

[iluvideos]

@guardianchucho

if you're for reals man, I wouldn't take this pizza-shit seriously. This doesn't really affirm deny anything except there are dicks in this world and they lack knowledge about Christ. I doubt people will get whatever message the writer(s) thinks is in this film.

[kawaiifreak860]

@guardianchucho Actually you've lost it by following the bible, once dead your a Battery for the Angels.

But I guess idiots don't deserve to have Freedom even after Death.

May your suffering last for Eternity my Good friend.

[XxYamiHiroshixX]

@guardianchucho

st. mark can kiss my ass :)

[Gamesta95]

@guardianchucho get over yourself, its just a video made for fun, have a sense of humor

[Deradundrum]

@guardianchucho Learn to take a joke, Jesus freak.

[911wolverine911]

is it ACTUALLY a film???

[pisscunt]

I love this trailer. i can't wait for this movie to come out on DVD. That is so what religion does to people. It eats their brains and ability to think for their selves. Then you just have a bunch of people brainlessly doing what their pastor tells them to do. They vote how he wants you to vote , live how he wants you to live, etc

[pisscunt]

haha, I was just having this argument with some christian about how Jesus is a zombie or very zombie like. Of course they were taking me all literal. This is just hilarious though. lol

[pisscunt]

fuck'n awesome

[halodude123456]

Jesus was dead for three days, came back to life, which means he was a zombie.Every one he bit turned into a christian and to this day all christians are at least part zombie

[radxcorexninja]

Lmao, thats funny as hell. and totally true.

[uuuultra]

i wish a zombie would bite that dudes nose off

[thevikingpower08]

aaaaaaa tengo que ver esa pelicula jajajajajaja rules¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡­¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

[bigboy45454545]

After dying, Jesus was raised from the dead and once more walked among the living. This, of course, would only be possible if he were a zombie; Zombie Jesus is the identity of Jesus following the Resurrection. In zombie form, Jesus retained his unending love for mankind, in particular, he loved their sweet, delectable brains. Many of his followers were surprised when, instead of offering God's salvation, Zombie Jesus voraciously consumed their faces.

[Warmijwilf]

"What would you have of me?" "Braaaaaaains!!"

[paindoll]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WANT TO SEE IT!!

[freakyvoiz]

Zombies dont talk..

But it looked good nonetheless

[genkal]

That's a tribute to "The return of the living dead" part 1-2-3.

[ernie90900]

W.T.FUCK?

[stevieclown2000]

Saw this at Zombiefest in Portland Oregon.

Made me realize how silly Christians can be.

One of the best short movies ever made.

Pissed my pants because it was so funny and made me laugh so hard I could hardly speak.

If you are a right wing Christian, avoid it like the plauge beacause you will not understand it and think it to be anti-Christ.

Funny, insulting and best of all, shows how we get carried away with religion.

[arbitterm]

Irreverence (did I spell it right?) never looked so delightfully cheesy. Love it.

[nerdpoke]

Where can you purchase this movie?

[blayzebright]

This just proves once and for all that zombies make everything better. EVERYTHING. BETTER.

[InsaneELayne]

amazing!!!!!

[xXxequisxXx]

That...is pure unadulterated awesomeness. XD

[baileywagar]

jason never told me about this

[theogore]

Excellent concept!

[CdnGoose24]

Zombie Jesus rules!!! Congrats to everyone involved. Encore ! Encore!!

Laurie (Kristy's Mom)

[frauleinannika]

I love that!!!

[hypersapiens]

I saw this at the After Dark film fest in Toronto and have to say it was hilarious. Really well done, clever writing and timing and great quality. More BRAAAAINS please!

[MasterWaffle9k]

See? Babylon was the zombie shelter, but they got in!

[Slayer34214]

z0mg ahhhhh zombie jesus

[johnmicstring]

*while eating popcorn* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE ZOMBIE HAS RETURNED, EVERYONE THROW HOLY WATER ON IT UNTIL IT STOPS BABBLING! O_O.

[rowsdowersavesus]

I simply MUST see this film

[tinuvielt]

Tristan Bell's film debut?

[vjar]

I demand more Zombie Jesus!!

:)

[LexiBadger]

Yaaaay! :oD

[ronthom1973]

I hope you get to make a full length movie one day, I will be first in line :)