Flesh-eating Applejuice

[lordtalon69]

So you stole from the onion sad fail.

[QueenAwesomenes]

Set must have taken for-firetrucking ever to make....

[tstar7777]

"What's on either side of the flag?" I think you guys know, but they are called fasces. (google image) From the old Roman Empire, adopted by Nazism and is the only image on the Italian Fascist Flag. Hope that helps.

[dayjoborchestra]

@tstar7777 We know....:)

[NellJSmith]

The original Onion video is about on a par with anything else from "the Onion" - i.e. mildly amusing despite being highly predictable and lacking any truly sharp satirical edge (despite laudable attempts). And the original is OBVIOUSLY a parody: the nonsensical usage of the word "classified" whilst leaving IN "flesh-eating" etc? Obviously fake. Anyway, anything like this would be discussed 100% in private, not in Congress! DJO have made a poor attempt at satire truly funny & entertaining. WTG :)

[Yammenkow]

something

[OrderoftheHammer]

on either side of the flag...former presidents frozen in carbonite ( as punishment), to spend all eternity listening to boring , meaningless speeches/ lies.

[heisanevilgenius]

I don't get it. Why are you spoofing a spoof?

[Seathasky]

Not as good as usual but much respect to DJO, love you guys!

[nobrayn]

How the hell can a vote be held over something so damned vague?!

[biggiddyballs]

DJO fans, stop being disappointed and pay attention. "...due to their enormous size and other-worldly strengths." That was original audio! The esteemed representative is reading a bill preparing American armed forces to deal either with dinosaurs or zombies! Or maybe zombie dinosaurs!

Thank you DJO for taking me one step closer to being a conspiracy nutjob. When they find me dead in a bunker because I locked myself in with nothing but cases and cases of apple juice, it's because of this vid.

[L45V3G45]

WHO KILLED THE FUCKING GUYS FROM DAY JOB ORCHESTRA AND PUT THIS FUCKING TWAT TRASH UP HERE?!!! I WANT DJO BACK!!!

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

scum and buggery

[EvilHandProductions1]

Thank you @dayjoborchestra for making these videos

[TheShadowOfHumanity]

I laughed my ass off.

[dayjoborchestra]

So....the next time someone sees something strange and unbelieveable from Congress, they will for now on think it must be a joke and ignore it....for example: watch?v=ub-0_havzJQ We're not taking this video down. Don't watch it if ya don't like it :) It has people talking about real shit, and that's always a good thing. Love Pandas! Zippers are Stupid! Peace & Love & 5 Fish-heads!

[bbbmoody]

C'mon guys. Delete this video. It's a mar on an, otherwise, flawless record...

[championay]

DJO!! i am probably your biggest fan, and stumbled upon happy in paraguay once and havent looked back since, i have pissed myself laughing at all of your uploads, subscribed, followed the works. This is poor guys... im drowning my sorrows with a glass of apple juice and five fish heads

[dayjoborchestra]

@championay ...then stop paying us....

[ElevenColors]

Wolves in my bum. Hate it when that happens.

[scurdu]

YES!!!!

[aerodefiance]

America's got flesh eating wolves in my bum lol

[474js]

Fuck me, if it wasn't for the over-dubbing it wouldn't have made ANY sense at all!

What IS that guy going on about????

[BurritoFunk]

other-worldy strengths, wow that sounds very political

[Sei1863]

GOD I saw this in my sub box and thought it was the Onion! Then I heard DJO and went "DID THEY HIRE HIM?"

[YamiPoyo]

Is this the DJO guy?

[sneakykatze82]

At first I was just chuckling. Then I heard something about our darkest nightmares, body disposal actions, underground protective birthing centers... wtf is he talking about?

[NCHammer326]

@sneakykatze82 Here's the original video: /watch?v=HWfKdKWJEkM

It's satire, courtesy of the Onion.

[sneakykatze82]

@NCHammer326 Ooooooh ok lol I really wasn't sure, I haven't looked at their stuff in awhile. Thanks for the clear up, it was actually kind of creepy thinking someone was being serious for a moment XD

[sporky111]

Could you put a link back to the original video?

[supermanky]

FACT: When someone watches Family Guy, the IQ of the world goes down by 120.

[lethegray]

lol it's like a political Mad Lib.

[flamingspinach]

@tml4873 DJO are 9/11 truthers (yes that early DJO video about 9/11 truth wasn't satire, sadly enough).

[ZebbMassiv]

aww you made fun of it wrong.

[GenerationXeroFilms]

DJO and The Onion. Does this constitute dividing by zero?

[kalamari13]

I swear this DJO guy work part time with the guys at rifftrax..

[dayjoborchestra]

@kalamari13 Nope.

[orthzar]

Tim Horton's birthing centers... I have officially heard it all.

[chocoboasylum]

What the hell is this bill about? Body disposal? Underground birthing centers? Other worldly strengths?

[Helmholtz53]

Funnier than the original!

[capacamaru]

@tml4873 So when South Park parodies The Simpsons, its not funny because its a parody of a parody? Even if what you were saying made sense do you think DJO give a shit about 'rules' of comedy? I think an animation of DJO would be hilarious, although possibly horribly NSFW.

[TheReaverOfDarkness]

@capacamaru When American Dad parodies Family Guy, it's also parodying South Park, The Simpsons, and some old classic film, in that order. 0.o;

[capacamaru]

@TheReaverOfDarkness That's kinda my point. If you want to draw some arbitrary parody line you rule out vast swathes of comedy.

[TheReaverOfDarkness]

@capacamaru Exactly. Just because South Park or The Simpsons make a hilarious and ingenious twist on some old comedy doesn't make it any less funny. Just because Family Guy rehashes the same jokes that have been on TV recently in other popular shows doesn't make them less funny if you haven't seen them before Family Guy. And just because American Dad uses the lamest jokes they can scrape up whilst simultaneously making it clear they're trying to plagiarize.....you know what, fuck American Dad.

[Furlockthe666th]

I only have one more jug of apple juice left! Help me, DJO!  You're my only hope!

[Medication102]

Ohhhh....so it's like Mad Libs!

[Volumyn]

10/10 troll job DJO!

[capacamaru]

OTHER WORLDLY STRENGTH

[darkrowan79]

@capacamaru I'm surprised that isn't something DJO put in o_O

[MrWhoization]

I don't know who you are. Or why I'm subscribed to you, but I have never laughed so hard. In all of my since last month.

[rad4life1]

Other worldly strengths?? What the hell? This isnt the dark ages! or is it?

[vaasnaad]

LOL... I'd give you my vote, but it's classified...

[Apollostowel]

People often confuse reality with The Onion... And all those people have been and will be posting here. Drink your apple juice!

[chronomitch]

@Apollostowel I think it means something is wrong when it is so easy to confuse The Onion with the real Congress.

[stellarshore]

Good Job DJO. Sadly, this will get lost on many folks, ho well, it just a ride.

[r3g3d17]

24 people have shower drains clogged with cheerios.

[Pepsifx357]

"What the hell are those things on either side of the flag?" Genius. 

Well? .........They're Fasces! Look 'em up!

[jstark069]

Not to be a fear monger. But if you do some research on this old video. It originally did not have the O-span logo, and was in fact a c-span vid that they cracked down and then said was an onion vid. The guy speaking had never worked for Onion news, and has never been located to be asked about the video. Also, Onion could never rent out the congress hall for a fake vid. Just go read some of the United Nation transcripts if you want to crap your pants on a regular basis. Just saying. APPLE JUICE!

[slash5754]

@jstark069

"Onion could never rent out the congress hall for a fake vid"

this must be real too then : watch?v=Btw1eh4mitQ

[jstark069]

@slash5754 lol. At least you got the point of my rant being pure B.S. Except the United Nations stuff. I love screwing with people. Gotta keep em on their toes, lol. I love Onion.....

[tml4873]

@jstark069 The Onion has several videos which appear to be from congress; there's lots of ways to do it (voice overdub, green screen, duplicate set, etc.). If this is a real video, then it would have been prudent of DJO to use a copy without the o-span logo on it, as it will obviously raise questions. I'm inclined to accept that the video is genuine, but some of your justification is simply invalid.

[tml4873]

@tml4873 Actually, I changed my mind. Until the original video can be found, the only evidence points to this being originally a parody video. If this video was real, it should be possible to view it somewhere, and in theory it should be easy, because people would be freaking out over it. In my quick search, the only references to this having a "real" source are dead links to a youtube video that has since been taken down.

[jstark069]

@tml4873 If you noticed my previously reply to another user. I stated I was just trying to get a funny rise out of people.. Looks like it worked. I could never be that serious. I just love being a turd....

[tml4873]

@jstark069 No, I didn't notice that, I only looked at the last couple of pages.

[slash5754]

DAYJOB ORCHESTRA, I AM DISAPPOINT

[awilliams1701]

Ah congress how much do I hate everyone in there? I'd rather watch "VGR-Threshold" once a day for the rest of my life than deal with you people. (Its the worst episode of star trek ever made)

[Dasyati]

I check the Internets today and find politics-themed overdubbing videos from both Dayjob Orchestra AND Bad Lip Reading. It's a good day today.

[HAVOK586]

Great, now I want Timmy's!

[Mattteus]

you can't be too prepared for a outbreak of dancing!

[supercommie]

Lol, "should be relocated to Hamilton Tim Hortons".

[Qieth]

Oh thank god, this is an Onion video. For a second there I thought it was dubbed on a *real* video :P

[MrYipmon]

IT'S THE FUCKING ONION.

[skonkfactory]

@MrYipmon Are you seriously telling me that you can reliably distinguish between The Onion and Fox News?

[ssnickelfritz]

The symbol on each side of the flag is a bundle of sticks surrounding an axe. Its a symbol to represent fascism.

[jester3454]

The Onion!?!?

[stewartbrad]

um... why are you making fun of a comedy video made by the Onion? you understand that is not actual footage of congress, right?

If you DID know it was an Onion video, then all you're doing is making it much less funny.

[DJBassEnergy]

Shoot Steven before we go

[Treknologist]

Link to original, guys?

[NCHammer326]

@Treknologist Here's the original onion video: /watch?v=HWfKdKWJEkM

[guyoutput]

Tim Hortons, delicious.

[LordCorinth]

for shame, you only made it as good as i do.... youre better than this DJO!

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

Does DJO not realize that this is the Onion?

[Qermaq]

What is the name of the original clip? It's a good one.

[GunnarSavage]

This is uh.. terrifying.

[GunnarSavage]

@GunnarSavage No, it's The Onion, dumbass.

[dayjoborchestra]

This isn't our usual quality, but this seems important enough to make fun of...maybe people'll look this up and get informed after they finish the apple juice...

[Flargenyargen]

@dayjoborchestra This is plenty sufficient, and greatly enjoyed!  Keep up the amazing work.

[nutherefurlong]

@dayjoborchestra yes. The Onion should be known by more people.

[reafdaw01]

@dayjoborchestra it's the onion...

[dayjoborchestra]

@reafdaw01 Yes...we all see the logo...question is...how much/what did they do to it? Was this overdubbed? Who gives a fridge? Can we not fuck with something that's been fucked with?

[reafdaw01]

@dayjoborchestra of course you can. Because of your comment it seemed like you thought it is real.

[zbat11220]

@dayjoborchestra They didn't overdub it. They made it. That "congressman" is an actor for them.

[tml4873]

@dayjoborchestra It's not a video that The Onion "fucked with". It's a video they made from scratch, with actors, a set and a script, specifically to make a satire. Sure, you can fuck with it again but firstly it seems pointless, and secondly you are presenting it as if the original content was real, which is very misleading. If you want to be honest, you would change the description to say it's an onion video, not a crazy classified congress speech. It really makes one wonder why you don't.

[dayjoborchestra]

@tml4873 Point taken, Apple-head! Check the description again:)



[Guitarman8832]

Haha nice star wars reference; 0:38 :P

[brotheratom]

Otherworldly strengths means aliens right?

[demonoid47]

@brotheratom ... mother of god...

[thetechnologyfreak]

Wet shower cheerios

[joaovictor1994]

650 (giant enemy) crabs.

[artvandelay13]

fuck yeah Bruce Cockburn.

[TommyFilth1]

Ah, never mind, I didn't realize this originally came from The Onion.

[WolfmanMusic]

other worldly strengths? Nasty flying space scrotum attacks, I bet.

[MrShittyFag]

Fuck these communists.

[WolfmanMusic]

there's poop on this.

[ethereall187]

wtf is the original video even about

[SofWProductions]

@ethereall187 A bill about getting ready for "Classified" if you watch the real thing..it's about Zombies, a possible Zombie Out Break

[phunktup]

Apple juice is fucking amazing.

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT

[WolfmanMusic]

whoever blows me!!! lmao!!!

[AlleyKatzTV]

I voted for applejuice

[TommyFilth1]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around "other-worldly strengths".

[Tactums]

Terrorist attack or attack from.....

80 % of national population...

attack on.... outbreak of....

airborn ... flesh eating....

Airforce used to combat.... due to their enormous size... and other worldly strengths....

underground....protected birthing centers...

new bill of rights....

[SuperDrummerJoe]

wet shower cheerios

[DeathsOneDesign]

COCK!

[krostue]

qkme. me/3557jc

in case of ancient aliens

[ThePigFacedDog]

Gotta love the Onion Network. They Troll and win EPICLY everytime they put up a vid! LOL

[elraunchhands]

Steven is still getting shit... after all this time. Shot 3 times, he's a bisexual, and he's crapping crabs. Poor steven...

[Flipskis]

fuckin great dancing!



[Flipskis]

WOO!



[Tr0x315]

Another great one!

[jablair51]

A parody of a parody. We need to go deeper!

[LaughingOutKraut]

Was this a one taker?

[theninja0508]

Lol!

[theninja0508]

Lol!

[AnimeLuver2597]

lmaoo nice x)

[spartanses]

not second.

[BlimeyGames]

F*ckin' zamboni! I love this channel ^_^

[EJRocky]

Not first.