Worse Than Chinese Water Torture

[allanahist]

i luv ur vids! lolz u r soo right bout those "popular pepz" lolz :)

[R0cknroll4ever]

whats wrong with her voice?

[blackphoenix77]

this lady looks a bit like the singer Vanessa Carlteon

[drewtizzzzzz1]

n i thought i had problems youre nuts

[DeannaRose1213]

Whats the difference between using the word gay as a synonym for stupid, and saying retarded to mean the same thing?

I call hypocrisy.

[smilingladybird]

@DeannaRose1213 Brilliant.

[DeannaRose1213]

@smilingladybird I try;)

[Zipparin]

This video was pretty boring. Could you please make a speed-up video of you setting your cats tail on fire instead?

[TheRabcnesbit]

are you right in the head

[the1claymore]

I liked it too! I wish it wasn't sped up though. I wanted to hear your British accent at its normal speed. I especially liked the Bush comments. :)

[ziggyzagman]

EAT SOMETHING!!

[4chanloveroftheworld]

You see this is what you get when women get out of the kitchen

[madrid11789]

alright i thought this was gonna be a video on how u survived worse torture than water torture

[Payitnov]

gratuitous nudity and boobshots ftw XD

[Kailys3]

@Payitnov Um, I'm not anywhere near nude, so I have no idea what you're talking about.

[BritishBlackOps]

@Kailys3 just get back in the kitchen please.

[Betspanker]

@Kailys3 Ah hehe. You say "what would i put in my videos? Besides gratuitous nudity and boobshots..."

That is what Payitnov is referring to.

I like this video.

[ccalvinn27]

i like your videos!

[christianz2010]

i wanna fuck you =)

[CCSinventions]

@christianz2010 in the ass?

[7BenAllen7]

That is so horrible

[crashedata]

Your vids are actually pretty cool

[Kailys3]

@crashedata ...are you pulling a prank on me? Nice people don't exist on youtube, this is well known <<

[crashedata]

@Kailys3 No, I'm not. I genuinely like your videos.

[Kailys3]

@crashedata Well then...thanks. o.o *speechless*

[crashedata]

@Kailys3 You are very much welcome. *Subscribed*

[Grampy1975]

IF you remove the sex, college humor, gratuitous nudity and boobs shots, and weird bouncing dancing japanese school girls, and ripped anime...there wouldnt be much point in watching.....Marmalaid!!!! That was rather random......Ya know what else doesnt compute....the point of this video.

[bogarteasy123]

hey your hot! ;)

[Kailys3]

@bogarteasy123 I own hot? Cool!

[bogarteasy123]

@Kailys3 ok your freaky... forget i said that

[HoGraz]

That's a hell of a fan.

[AtomchildMusic]

I was dating this girl, and I went to her birthday party. I found out she already had a boyfriend but she didn't tell him or myself, so I ate her pet fish. Drank it down with some soda. When she came back, into the room, she almost went straight to her fish tank and said, "Where's my favorite fish?!" It was like she was psychic! She got so upset... I feel bad to this day. I had no idea how attached people could become to fish.

[musicalgirl99]

why does anyone care?

[sumopimp94]

go back so Smurf land !

[AntiBlast]

Anybody play l4d?yep sorry i mean you look like witch and sound like her

[sifcakes]

you are a wack bitch.

[BennyZee0823]

Ok wow so you think its wrong to say gay as an insult but you have no problem using the word retarded!!! There is absolutely no point in this video and im stopping it way befor it ends!!! As AOL says GOOD BYE!!!

[brutalskyhawk]

that is fuking creepy british voice

[fliping1231frogs]

What is hanging on the bar behind you in the vid? It's behind your left shoulder.

[tremor96]

u r a fucking kreep get a fucking life no one wants to listen to u so y the fuck r u doing this? ur weird

[joshbuckleysmelly]

your fucking creepy

[Kailys3]

@joshbuckleysmelly I own "fucking creepy?" Cool!

[joshbuckleysmelly]

@Kailys3oh excuse me ma'am what i meant to say is You're fucking creepy.

[123wickedsweet]

What the...? *click* *five seconds later* MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

[CellpanTV]

the one partwhere she leans over and her boob almost comes out is ok

[sierra38]

wow your beautiful, I dont want to sound rude or anything but do you have a BF? If not can we at least be friends? I am single and looking for a friend to talk with and you are very beautiful :-)

 -Mike-

[OneVoiceMore]

Got to 1:12, and yep, title's right. Outta here.

[182Nym182]

..not to mention, you wouldn't be able to afford boob implants out of a burger flippin' salary, if yerr graphic designer career doesn't work out....but I trully understand your pain...I'm in the same spot...only I'm a guy...and boob implants won't help much :))

I have to admit for you're good at talking about....stuff.....cuz I was very captivated...must be the accent.....or the squirrely voice...smthin smthin.....holy shit boobs.... oh wait...wait..no ..nope.... almost had me there for a sec...

[kristinhope3333]

I just wasted eight minutes of my life...

[smellcaster]

@kristinhope3333 Muuuhahaha, Sucker !

What did You expect ? Her Boobies bouncing out of her Dress ?

By the way, nice Cat.

[foxarasta]

AAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHH!!!

[ArmoredFelix]

I guess I'd hit it.

[jest4drecord]

Wow! you are DEEP! Good luck w/ Obama! hahahahahahahahahaha! Let us know how that works out for you. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[jest4drecord]

Wow! you are DEEP!

[lilluzzo]

really nice girl!

[KayDaySilver]

Ha ha 1:07 "Maybe if I stare at the camera long enough something interesting will come into my head to say." XD

[pastagage]

I can imagine the sound she makes when she has sex !!

[RicoAbdulProject]

OMG she have AIDS!!!!!!!!!

[Necrephorus]

don't you like the way the wind is blowing my hair? oh oh im a stupid whore oh oh

[killerofreggins]

dumb skank!

[FoktiDavid]

im sure something is wrong with this person. GO GET YOUR BRAIN CHECKED!!!!

[RicoAbdulProject]

@FoktiDavid 4 real!

[firefwi]

disgusting , eat something

[RicoAbdulProject]

@firefwi 4 real!

[Daemon247]

retarded

[avallonmist]

I think you are hilarious !!!! Thanks for the laugh; it was a great end to a great day.

B/B )O(

[iamabeaver]

This girl is more beautiful the way she is that the way I feel she subconciously wishes she were. Why doesn't she recognize this? After watching this video I get the feeling that she feelis that all guy want girls who are blond with big tits. Not the case. I search the landscape within which I live looking for girls such as this, and believe me, girls with blond hair and las tatas mas grandes are alot easier to come by the women such as this. What a shame. So guys like me, although attractive...

[g00171227]

whats wrong with your voice

[Kailys3]

@g00171227 What's wrong with your ability to read?

[StandardizedTest]

@Kailys3 LOL...good one!

[AnonymousEmperor]

You fucking annoying, stuck up, attention seeking bitch, why don't you just roll up in a corner and die?

[erpuzzetta01]

Even though you're worse than water torture - yes, that's right.

[erpuzzetta01]

Moron's? Whore.

[Kailys3]

@erpuzzetta01 "Moron's?" he asks, inexplicably turning "morons" into a possessive.

[erpuzzetta01]

@Kailys3: How incapable of me, dumb-ass. Look into a dictionary; it's plural.

[AtomchildMusic]

@Kailys3 HAHAHA! Nice. It's funny when people shove thier feet in thier mouths and don't even realize it.

[thekiwicanuck]

FAIL

[Dreezydreezy]

OOOH THIS BITCH BOUTA MAKE ME GO NUTS

[maxlol0]

omg japaneseWW2 water torture became chinese water torture?this shows how ignorant u are

[dads808]

fucking drink WATER not juice !

[h4t3r1558]

can i get you behind the cam, fuck obama ........and i would like for the two of us to plan an online podcast kk

[rocker5987]

i thought she was a guy

[2765585]

u r hot bitch but not by ur face by the way who cares ........

cover the face fuck the base lolzz!!!!

[Kailys3]

@2765585

"cover the face fuck the base" clever! what rap song did you get that from?

[arcangelgabrel]

@Kailys3

You actually reply to comments from haters? You poor soul...I'll tell you now. You're wasting your time doing so. They always come back and with an even dumber come back than before... Instead, block them and delete their comments =P Saves time and stress, hehe.

[Cambodianraacer]

The fuck is wrong with your voice

[clarkewi]

Start a sex torture show. "Catch" victems off the street. Lure them into your parlor to their doom and then put it on YouTube.

[paveldaddy]

1:15 - That's what happened to me...

Man, I'm getting headache

[paveldaddy]

1:15 - That's what happened to me

[Buttersisbeast]

Would you mind explaining what the fuck the point of this video is

[yourpizzahasarrived]

goddamn youre annoying

[icelee123]

can you do a porn shoot thx

[foamyfan998899]

You are just a self obsesed bicht.Bicht

[Kailys3]

@foamyfan998899 I love that you misspelled "bitch" twice in a row, the same way both times. Not the brightest bulb in the hardware store, are ya? :p

[glenroyer]

@Kailys3 I think it was a southpark reference...

[aliskally]

delete all your video's, maybe even die and the world will be a better place , btw i feel sorry for that cat ! having you as an owner ;')

[foamyfan998899]

@aliskally so true

[Kailys3]

@lavenderspirit7799 thanks!

[PuraVid4]

You have amazing clavicles. I love this.

[johnnyboypdq]

The worst of the two tortures is.... just looking at you... is torture!

Your fish died looking at you and because you didn't visit you gradmother she DIED!

Stupid cat shitstink bitch!

[Kailys3]

@johnnyboypdq What's a gradmother?

XD

[Gildarras]

Do you listen to yourself when you talk?

[guitargod1395]

yes this video is worse than the chinese water torture

[LibraNR]

people as lame as you should consider suicide. I cant believe you allow yourself to be on the internet sounding like you. I actually wanna commit suicide now. Better yet, I'll come over, murder you after torturing you very slowly then kill myself. How about that?

[gsboss]

nothing i hate more than the accent. jesus, i had a roommate who pretended to be british. he was mexican. that was the most annoying shit, having him come up and saying, "woot ah yoo guis dooin"

[weepingod]

CAN WE BE NAKED...I MEAN FRIENDS? (Joke, I totally tink u r awesome, too bad I am not 18)

[themiller001]

your full of yourself

[carlosmanzanarez2]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooobs

[HUS7L4]

@carlosmanzanarez2 where?o_o

[iAmCodeMonkey]

What is with the" METH!" comment???

[scarecrowsoup]

An opportunity to reflect on the vast worldwide surplus of bandwith and storage.

[RicoAbdulProject]

METH!

[12lbyers]

i would rather hump a splintered piece of balsa wood, than to watch that again.

[weepingod]

@12lbyers Personally I wud hav gone with Teak.

[TheSupersurgical]

....I dont know what this video has to do with ECT butt butt will you show me your......

(>[^]w[^])>....video game collection!!!!!!

[TheSupersurgical]

@TheSupersurgical ......holy crunk,, you got more haeterrrr then Jessi Slaughter / kerligirl13!!!

[Magic1000ish]

i am s girl and this is ennoying but can't dis her too much, but is that her real life

[hermanalleman]

Worst fake English accent I've ever heard...

[Agaflaga555]

omg please rip my balls out throu my mouth please KILL ME shut up

[camschofieldtaylor]

my ears are bleeding

[PeachyGoodness]

I completely understand what your saying about the "n" word and using gay as an insult, but then you used the word retarded. Pretty much in the same sentence you said that you have a big vocabulary. I'm not trying to insult you or bring you down, it just really caught my attention, and I think that if you aren't going to use the n word or gay, then you also shouldn't use retarded.

[khayerei05]

i like her video... and she's right.

to HATERS: if you hate this video so much then WHY bother watching? REALLY? then you whine and complain for wasting you're time to watch this video, then why bother leaving comments? btw she does NOT look anorexic, and you HATERS are so envy just BECAUSE you gain too much weight eating while others can eat whatever they want without gaining weight! :P

[christl301]

Are you the same girl who paints the small figures???

[Kailys3]

@christl301 yes. sometimes.

[christl301]

@Kailys3 So hows the acting thing working out, I have been writing a play for a couple of years and I make model planes, plus I live 14000 miles away in New Zealand so the is no chance I will start stalking you....Lol

[Tuphut]

You talk strangely is that your real voice?

[janex831x]

You are AWESOME!!! u talk funny too xD

(sorry bout ur fish) :(

[Kailys3]

@janex831x Annotations are there for a reason.

[janex831x]

@Kailys3 :) annotations? ...

[GuerreiroN]

Put a silicon, will gona beautifull

[MyTwilightStorys]

I Know how you feel about the GAY! and STUIPED! thing... I HAT IT TOO! But the people who say that is the stuiped ones... cuz they have no reason to do that... they just dont like the vid... THERE TROLLS!

[J0KERMATT]

Your popular rigth..? then go talk to your "friends" instead of a camera... waste of 8:50..... poeple if your smart enough stop the video NOW!..She take off her shirt at the end... Jk.... i bet you skiped it there..

[ianpenfold2010]

Haha! love the intro. Shame your fish died, it happens. Probably a miracle Marmalade didn't eat the fish anyway. You're funny, reminds me of an olde worlde uk games review show called 'BITS'. But, anyway, I'm more interested in the nipple-clams and handcuffs hanging from your metal bed (am I the only person who's noticed that?) -probably connected with your interest in 'Deviantart' eh?. Given your interests, why don't you consider being a games backgrounds, characters, scenarios designer

[catnipkiller]

ur cunt ate ur fish

[paddotk]

this is lame... Everyone can hear you don't really talk like this. You just want attention.

[pete6851]

u are too skiny and u need more fats!

[aryanSproductions]

ur voice/face is worse than chineese water torture

[sebivomit]

fake voice?

[BlackValoron]

@sebivomit must be, must be, freaky XD

[cod007skilldfan]

Are you like Freds mom or something? 

[BlowZero]

I would venture to say that's real real voice and using the the excuse that it's sped up to 120% .... just not necessary. I have no idea why i just watched this :S

[Kailys3]

@BlowZero If you really feel that way, feel free to look at any of my other videos and learn otherwise.

[305BoondockSaint]

You sound like something from lord of the rings!

[Kailys3]

@305BoondockSaint My preciouss.

[305BoondockSaint]

@Kailys3 Xd Yeah a lil xD

[BlackValoron]

@Kailys3 hahahaaa in german *mein schatzzz*

[Dante112]

the voice edit is annoying maybe its better to use youre orginal voice and dang no further comments ~_~

[stain66]

haha, hows obama working out for you?

[2009R74]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[schiller1996]

do u have a life

[jajunum11]

your annoying amd a bitch

[daniflowersmusic]

GAH!!! Bitter is not the word to describe you darling. Insecure... is a little more like it. You talk wayyy too much about models, being popular, boobs, being popular, blonde hair, and did I mention... being popular??? Yeeeah. You're actually quite beautiful and you seem to be (somewhat) intelligent but, dear... ease up a little. Really.

[Kailys3]

@daniflowersmusic Try watching more of my videos before you cast judgment.

[AnntoinetteMarie777]

You say you have a vocabulary big enough well then try not to use the R word when it's not necessary. Because this makes you sound like a hypocrite. Good Day!

[crausbones]

love,, love ,,, love,,, love,,,, love,,,, love..... :P may i marry you pls miss love? :P nyahahahahaha!

[crausbones]

kailys3 pls suck my dickys3.... ^_^ :P

[milliradian]

shame you dont have a boyfriend...your smart and really funny.

[BwuuK]

I didnt understand this shit... :P

[mirockm]

ooh my gawd your voice is so.... so... annoying; please stop ranting and get a sex change to male fag, you sound/look worse than olive oil's farting ass cheeks

[CoolKillerClan]

it my first time watching your crap sucse

[Kailys3]

@CoolKillerClan Do you seriously not know how to spell "sucks?" It's pretty hard to be offended by your insult if you can't even spell the most basic of words. :p

[rboss0]

@Kailys3 pretty powned

[Kailys3]

@rboss0 You're kidding, right?

[rboss0]

@Kailys3 no i mean it, you pwnd him!

[Kailys3]

@rboss0 oh, then, thanks :p

I doubt he noticed though lol. Haters aren't known for being quick on the uptake.

[sohustle]

DEW U HAVE ANY FRIENDS?

[Kailys3]

@sohustle Yes of course, I have an entire employ of them. Don't you?

[Kailys3]

@sohustle Yes of course, I have an entire employ of them. Don't you?

[Tzimnewman3]

1:58 "Hot and Fuzzy" lol

[Nine169]

ok well your very smart and i think your charming with your words of enlightenment i think you are attractive and and i think you have a grate moral standing but i would like to know what do you think about the standing of Mr. Obama now i know he has not been in office log but with the time he has had would you be able to voice an opinion

[Tyrfingr]

Is the video sped up or is that the actual tone of voice ?

[Kailys3]

@Tyrfingr

Are you serious?

Try reading the huge annotation right in the middle of the screen.