Jakob Bienenhalm - Jockel, der Gartenteichspringbrunnen

[heimuek777]

halt die schnauze du JOCKEL!

[DrLamalama]

Jockel 4 EuroVision Song Contest !!!

[puchenyaka]

lol! rulez!

[sakuzenshi]

tags = sex.

[PRiNCESZxPiA]

YayaaY bääschde

[recmahabi]

die stimme ist einfach hammer geil ^^

[lowlzproduction]

RINGTONE ;D

[gizmothelol]

Jakob Bienenhalm=awesome

[virivsd]

repeat it :D

[TopHatGeorge]

So it's pretty much a song about a spring garden fountain. Sweet.

[Theevilonemwhaha]

@TopHatGeorge Yes it literally is. AND WHY NOT.

[Tikaani2010]

this...is so random...

[xr0yx100]

2:20 thru 2:51 my favorite part xD

[cyberdaemon]

0:37 says "hui" in translation, which if spelled correctly means penis in russian!

[TheChosenOneOfRussia]

@cyberdaemon i am russian and i dont know if i find offensive or funny,may both.

[matthhw11221]

not a bad song i like it

[MekemeMekeme]

huuuuiii

[3XCL4M4t10N]

Eh... Maybe i'm slowpoke but... This song talks about Hitler?

[gamemaster257ROBLOX]

@3XCL4M4t10N

The song is about the fountain. Think about it.

[MrFitttt]

was ein shiCe

[Treacherouslife]

poor Jockel :(

[TheSLTeam]

I wish there were more songs like this.

[matthhw11221]

@TheSLTeam i agree with you love this song

[Shotoku8745]

0:51 thats what she said

[yezzer432]

This is just flawless, why it isn't played on radio or on mtv?

[shepski4]

why do I like jakob bienenhalm's music so much?

[Theawsomepwner]

so much innuendo

[larslo7865664]

booooring



[GloriousOtaku]

was macht Gman da? :-D

[takura13]

This song is so dirty

[Olibanane]

learn german folks >_< 

[firkopersson]

@Olibanane Jawohl mein führer!

[Olibanane]

@firkopersson Es kann nur einen Führer geben ^.^

[firkopersson]

@Olibanane Ja, aber der Führer ist tot, und Deuthland brauchen ein neues Führer.

[Olibanane]

@firkopersson *ringring* Hallo, spreche ich mit Österreich? 1x Führer bitte!

[firkopersson]

@Olibanane entschudigung, mein führer, aber ich bin nicht so gut auf deutch (ich wohne in Schweden). und ich glaubt dass ein führer ausgetausht wurden kannt (entshuldigung, aber ich bin nicht so gut...)

[NIKSEEN]

@firkopersson what are you talking about ? XD

[firkopersson]

@NIKSEEN Alot of history, my son.

[NIKSEEN]

@firkopersson a lot of nonsense

[tHecOmMeNtErSrEtUrN]

@NIKSEEN I think its got something to do ww2.

[NIKSEEN]

@tHecOmMeNtErSrEtUrN not really (i'm german and what he said didn't really make sense) he just said, that the "führer" could be replaced... O_o ?

[tHecOmMeNtErSrEtUrN]

@NIKSEEN If I am correct the führer is ww2 related?

But also "it uplifts the spirits of men"

[AdorexThexGore]

jockel didnt make it!!!! TToTT~noooooooooooooooooooooo

[geardawgalt]

Hahaha, the lyrics.

The music is very catchy. Why is it so catchy. How.

[Juno36]

Haha...he squirts all day...

[crystal15000]

this...this is amazing!

[cocacolacompany1]

wir alle sind jetzt ein bischen dümmer geworden, weil wir dieses lied gehört haben!!!!!

[FoxLady2]

Why can't I stop replaying this?

[pipsch12]

Once upon a time, there was a fountain who stood in a pond.

He was viewed as a king in his own little kingdom.

No eye stays dry, when he ejaculates.

It's a big mistake that he is embarrassed doing that.

Refrain:

He is Jockel, the garden pond fountain!

Adored by dragonflies he stands his ground.

He is Jockel, the garden pond fountain.

Never tired, he squirts all the day.

[jcomusic]

@pipsch12 ...which indeed is way better than what google translation services said ;) i basically used the nonsensical subtitles for the english speaking part of the audience in the live act i made the videos for, some years ago. found it kinda amusing to obscure the lyrics even more.

[pipsch12]

@jcomusic

Danke!

Dass diese Untertitel zur Belustigung da sind, ist offensichtlich, hehe.

Das Lied ist einfach klasse und verdient eine bessere Übersetzung. ;-)

[pipsch12]

The garden goblin is jealous, the frogs are horrified that this water waster moistens theit garden pond. His life was terrible, his name was proscribed, for nobody wanted to see water pouring out of him.

Refrain

He didn't live long, he couldn't exist anymore.

Cursed to satisfy his lust, still punished for his misdoings.

On a given day in winter, the water was frozen.

Jockel couldn't help doing it and therefore his pump was broken.

[pipsch12]

It's a big fallacy that he is embarrassed doing that.

Oops.^^

[CadaverJunky8]

@pipsch12 "No eye stays dry when he ejaculates", huh..

Kinky fucker.

[MsRrainey]

@pipsch12 I laughed so hard I seriously was on the verge of pissing my pants. You fucking rock

[Sangul]

Fetaste låten ever ^^

[Muh1000]

Genial XD.... aber was das mit Schrödinger zu tun haben soll weiss ich echt nicht O_o

[klmnopp112]

nazi kitty

[Meoxz007]

ahhh so ein geiles lied ich kann mich garnicht satt hören!!!!

[Meoxz007]

ich spreche auch deutsch

[11gernez]

I speak german, and the translation isnt a good one, but it gives you a gist of what its about.

[Meoxz007]

bockt

[ChaosBW]

ENGLISH PLEASE!

[ChaosBW]

uuumm..

that isn't really what he's saying is it?

actual lyrics plox?

[deathgodifrit]

Nazi_kitty.

[BigFish13380]

LOL :'D

[narutogirl712]

this song sounds so wrong... but its just to catchy to be freaked out XD

[Shawna1996]

Hui! Er ejakuliert.... lal?

Is this the most catchy but fucked up song or what?

[Sodarkoselv]

Omg I Love it D=! 1:16 (L)

[Guemmel01]

@FsrRedSlayer

it is not a cat  it is a wolf!

in the manga

[Guemmel01]

OMG! ich sterbe von lachen

hab glatt meinen gartenteichspringbrunnen Jockel getauft

[anachrophobia]

Unglaublich geil wahaha xD

[torgrimar]

das hui is das beste xD

[MichaelLV99]

Sicke Scheisse! Aber die google translation is' hilarious^^

Denglisch ftw

[hunterhalo2]

Its about an ejaculating fountain.

[PSKanal]

Haha so ein Ohrwurm :D

[Oblfreak]

was zum teufel....

wer hat diese lyrics dahin geschissen?

WTF?

who made this lyrics...omg

[extremegurke1]

lmao at 1:30 xD "he squirts all day long"

[xLisdexicx]

@extremegurke1 xD you dork.

[BoHPriest]

The song is about a fountain.

The lyrics in german are fine, the translation by google is bad. But yes, it is seriously about a fountain. I love it ; )

[FuFu140]

these lyrics are right, i'm german :P

Good song!!

[shadowdudej]

@FuFu140

lol these lyrics aren´t right, check your grammar, german.

[Nightwaker100]

willste mich verarschen ?

kannste kein englisch?

[Aerix]

These lyrics can't be right, but if they are.

This is like demento material.

[PSKanal]

@Aerix

The Translation is some kind of joke ;)

[shihtzusrool]

They can't be accurate!

[Arc4d3]

its translated with google, im sure there are some phrases wich are wrong translated, but its a song about a garden fountain

[eromattiffarg]

HUIIIIIIIII!!

[CirqueDuCloud]

Are these lyrics seriously accurate?

What the hell? hahaha

[HHog]

They're googled so they're not 100% perfect, but you can get the basic gist of the song's story from them.

[int3rl0per]

I need to make a shirt of this.. :)

[Chiakakiri]

Yes you do. Then I'll buy it from you. :B

[ManneMannen]

der ist jockel =D

=DDD

=D <3

[Tahget]

That this isn't an internet meme yet!

[Chiakakiri]

Catboy. He's a boy.

[FsrRedSlayer]

@joewhittles

Nazi catboy not catgirl

[omerjacobus]

Ich find die Übersetzung herrlich!! :)

[Healzer]

Jakob Bienenhalm hat einfach Talent, da kann keiner was sagen.

[MajorVegi]

:/ hmmm schlechte übersetzung, kann das mal ein deutscher machen? XD echt leute google kann euch doch nicht jeden scheiß abnehmen

[2149997]

hahaha nice.

[Yvus141]

it's about a guy thats cums all day long, wich is reffered to as it is a fountain.

Got it nao?

[StripedApples]

... I'm in love.

[anonymous0s0egion]

Lol at the shitty babel translation.

He is Jockel, the garden fountain courted by dragonflies he stands his man the garden fountain never tired he sprays the whole day

[Pvemaster2]

Holy freaking sexy >:3

[KirmiZ]

Catchy!

[GhettoSunset]

hui!

[LupusTerre]

diese dämliche sprechblase nervt. nimmt viel platz aufm bild....

aber song is toll

[Dawg658Jr]

So, is that the real lyrics? Or is it basically another Misheard lyrics thing? Lawl, I'm not making fun of it, I think it's funny, I'm just wondering.

[Klowpapier]

No, it's the lyrics translated with Google Translator. That's why the translation sucks.

[Dawg658Jr]

Lolz. Thought so.

[ruben307]

it is the real translation :-D

It realy is this CRANC!^^

[Klowpapier]

Okay. Wtf?!

[demongriffon]

ich liebe diese video!

[Anonymous2342]

bestes lied! frohs neus ihr affen!

[Dyranno]

hammaaaaaa....<3

[brutman]

Dammn translation sucks man!

[Llethander]

Seconded.

[3yE]

How dare you, funniest translation ever! (of course you need to comprehend at least some german to appreciate it)

[lqbe]

wtf, echt

[bbista]

<3 nom nom

jajajajaja mC

[kleinesSarin]

Hahaha.. , ich leibe es! =D

[Takethislife9]

O gott nur weil er jockel heißt, ich heiße auch jockel und bin kein nazi

[EyeOfChaos]

irgendwie nicht xD

[66michil99]

irgendwie schon xD HelloMoto500

[HelloMoto500]

Hört sich irgendwie an wie ne nazi Marschmusik ^^

[BellumFrigidum]

Brilliant translation. For those who understood nothing, it's a song about a fountain. Not about some onanist. "Jockel, the fountain of garden pond." Pf...

[tvebakkedk]

epic song

[stabanig]

lolwut

[iisarandom]

This is the best song in the world.

[DecadeProductions]

+1  .

[bustamove196]

funny

[mrcuda]

Jockel, wir sind bei dir jetzt wo es wieder Winter wird!

[MNc99]

Awesome song.

[DaKasten]

Yeah Jocker 4 the win :-)

Jockel´s können immer und überall :-)

[guugler]

Oh i lold hardly, it is like Kitty Dance!!!

[kenshinoro]

wtf? whats the song even about??

[blaaskaak666]

It's about a pond fountain wich is being compared to the male sexual organ in the first couplet, the second is about his trials, the third is about how his pump broke down in the winter and the fourth is the repetition of the refrain in past tense.

[prachtHODEN]

Ich spritz' auch immer den ganzen Tag, ab jetzt heiß' ich Jockel! :D

[I3Yaoi]

irfnag

[Gangsaer]

Jakob Bienenhalm, ist einfach nur geil.

Das Video ist auch sehr gut. 5/5

[jaq69]

Hui!

[Kathifran]

great :3 !

[CrizzyEyes]

ER WAR JOCKEL, DER GARTENTEICHSPRINGBRUNNEN

awesomest song of all time, especially when pictured with nazi werewolves

[Roqr]

he's actually more of a cat, his captain is however a werewolf

[zetzet13]

He's still hot.

[anderspil1]

excuse me, but wtf are you talking about?

[HawkEy3]

gefällt mir sehr gut^^

[HawkEy3]

gefällt mir sehr gut^^

[tenkikun]

Oh Ah Onna!

[daspolemon]

Libelle means dragon fly

[davidsite]

geil man ^^

[menschenopfer]

was zum fick, ich liebe es! :D

[ubermensch1]

I <3 Germany

[blackchaos100]

i love u <3