Craig Ferguson 8/1/11D Le Late Late Show Sketch 4 & Eiffel Tower

[Chaoswin1]

The Eiffel Tower kicks ass!

[newyorksveryown]

DEAD! a horse on a horse. i'm in hysterics.

[pacheco41ajp]

i wonder how he explains his perfect chemisty with her to his wife..lol they are perfect together

[pacheco41ajp]

@55TallTree ok but what does that have to do with what i was saying?i was just saying how he explains all the flirting between him and kristen and that they have too good of a chemistry.

[55TallTree]

@pacheco41ajp You're right, it doesn't. I was watching two different videos and meant to comment that on the other.

[llelea]

Oh man, when Secretariat got on the merry go round, that killed me :D

[PolishShikamaru]

I wonder if Craig made any waves in the local news while in France.

[woodgatejack]

I've just figured out what Craig's doing- showing his pretty, young companion around an exotic place? He's playing Dr Who!

(Track down 'City of Death' and you'll see)

[ururu0115]

Craig: "Would you do my ass too?"

Kristen: *slaps Craig's ass & turn away

LMFAO

PS. That horse is hilarious!

[johnnyrose666]

they couldn't keep themselves from laughing during Craig's fake coming on to Kristen

[84lionheart]

Does anyone happen to know the name of the instrumental music that's playing at the end of the clip? That's quite lovely...just like Kristen's look after giving Craig a clap on his derrière. So good.

[StillOBSESSED]

The guys in Secratariat are probably, like, "Eff this. I go to FRANCE, and I still have to be a horses' ass."

[GeekLikeMe1988]

Oh god I don't know what was funnier; Craig & Kristen cracking up in the lift/elevator, Craig making Kristen laugh about why the people are small of Secratariat riding a carousel

[sorsaria]

I love how flirty Craig and Kristin are with each other. they are the best!

[armanithe2nd]

Who the flying fuck would dislike this!?

[lloydwith2ls]

I feel like if there was to be a movie made about Craig and Kristen in Paris, it should be made by Woody Allen.

[beyourselfth]

Why are they so cute together!!

"would you uh, do my ass too?"

[cdkhalid]

@ 5:44 is Secretariat having sex ??!!

[dancer60ify]

I did not think I could like the LLS show more-I was proved wrong by these shows from Paris. They are great. Wouldn't you love to have been there?

[kevdav63]

Craig and Kristen remind me of Regis and Kelly

[InForObservation]

The romantic tension between these two is palpable. It's like Hepburn and Tracy, except without the extramarital affair (probably).

[MissMercedes2]

Kristin, you lucky bitch. I wish Craig was with me when I went up there! Yes, Craig, it is VERY unnerving. I also adore his laugh when they grab the window!

[continentalrcinglg]

Secretariat should host the 2,000th episode! It could be one big dance party.

[Videogametube]

2 interns went to Paris FOR FREEEEE! hahahha

[SojournerLi]

When Aquaman mentions shrooms you can see his head starts to shrink and grow.

Very subtle and very trippy.

[superjay42]

@SojournerLi I, uh... I thought that was just me. And the shrooms.

[iamadamsusername]

The greatest idea Craig has ever had. This is brilliant. And I bet Kirstin broke her heart laughing when the cut at the end lol

[PsychoticOtaku]

I just love that look Craig gives to the camera after he says "That's a very long shaft" XD

[Luarrangel]

Craig and Kristen are so cute!!!!

[Alfruna]

I laughed way too hard at the horse sitting in the bistro...mon dieu!

[stevenaudet]

C'est tellement, mais tellement drôle! Je t'adore Craig!

[MadmoiselleCharlotte]

that horse gets around! LOL

[spdj20]

Thumbs up if you recorded the Secretariat song, since this is the first time we've been able to hear it without background noise! : )

[hota2hota]

Ahaha... that clip of secretariat made me smile huge! :)

[AngiePeacee18]

omg i love it!!!

[llelea]

omg secretariat on the merry-go-round, I love that horse

[wyndstryder]

If he would have done " Would you, eh...do my ash too?" a la Sean Connery, I believe that I would have shiite meself =)

[bertman4]

Being slapped by Kristen Bell. Awesome. Being slapped by Kristen Bell on the ass, priceless.

[chubas41]

Craig, come to Venice too ! :D

[tsuobachi]

Finally we get to hear the full cut of the secretariat song. I always had the feeling there was more to it than ever got played on the show. Yay! :D

[TheMotherfer]

Its not cheating, if their in another country. Until about 9 months now.

[lostcrzy]

I love Craig and Kristin, they are HILARIOUS together and I Loved secreteriat riding a Horse :D Paris week is AWESOME!!!

[TheBinarySon]

Dammit Kristen Bell, WHY DID YOU MARRY DAX SHEPARD?!?!?!?

[danskjolle]

The chat between Kristen and Craig, so sweet and funny :)

[FamGuyFreak100]

Did they shoot the sketches like this in France, or later on in the studio?

[01rai01]

"Keep it up for 20 years" WOAH!

[matthiasck]

"that's a very long shaft...."

"here is comes here is comes!"

LMAO oh craig

[lephong]

big ben actually refers to the bell inside the clock, not the actual clock.

[OTHlver1234]

"would you, uh, do my ass too?" hahahahha

[raynbeau42]

i'm so effing jealous of kristen bell!! :(

[hammer2fall2k10]

Secretariat-Livin' Large!!!!

[matthiasck]

@hammer2fall2k10 HECK YA!

[donazri]

"I'll take Big Ben....not the clock." LOL!!!!

[BIGS7]

Holy shit, I was in France 2 weeks ago and went on a city tour with a SCOTTISH guide, and she said THE EXACT SAME STUFF, about the American woman and the Notre Dame joke from before.

[octemberfury]

we think it's so wonderful when secretariat comes out, but we don't think about the fact that he has to listen to that music everywhere he goes, all the time, for the rest of his life. poor soul

[ImageRaiter]

LOL @ 2:55

[Skinscorcher999]

@TVsCraigFerguson You're awesome Mal, and I don't say that to many people. Seriously

[Jezthevalley]

lol secretariat cruisin around paris

[limbotemp]

Wow, I'm way too excited for this entire week - didn't know what to expect at first but Craig really delivered kind of a hilarious make-shift looking show...in Paris.

Can't believe Kristen Bell actually came along (and Eddie Izzard is going to show too!)

[TheMotherfer]

They do genuinely like being around each other. Craigy and Kristen have a real friendship that comes through when there together. Also, it helps to ask Kristen "you want to go to France, and CBS picks up the bill."

[MasterCharlz]

AHAHAHA i nearly shat my pants when secretariat was walking down the street!

[sockergrl306]

Craig stop spinnning,, your making me dizzy. >.<

[AJDilly]

Kristin is so gorgeous and flirty...i kind sometimes think Craigs wife doesnt like when shes on the show...They really do have good chemistry.

[RanjithGuruge]

Craig is totally enjoying himself and his subtle flirting with Kristin is so much fun to watch.

[ernstergarcia]

"you want to hold on to anything for safety?" and then she looks down.

[7outof9gone]

i personnally liked Secretariat at the cafe the best.... I love Secretariat, what can I say? Head swayin, just sittin there waiting for someone to give him some hay and wine....

[NMadeline]

After all this is over can you make a video of only Secretariat dancing around Paris?

[melodichousemusic]

Craig - "hey Secratariat, you'll have to dance a lot in this episode"

Secretariat - "I'll charge double"

Craig - "But its in Paris"

Secretariat - "I'll do it for free"

[stupidguyaabbcc]

LOL I love how he still makes his jokes even though there's no audience

[Nosy1993]

LES DEUX MAGOTS (the cafe in the video) IS IN CRAIG'S BOOK!!! BETWEEN THE BRIDGE AND THE RIVER!! (My favorite book btw)

[andrephx90]

Secretariat: "I´m on a horse!"

[MaturinGirl]

serious dance action on the escalator there. secretariat rules!

[desu76]

Awesome show Craig! Sir, you are an oasis of good television...

[danbuter]

Secretariat on the merry go round wins!

[greatestgoalie25]

4:46 or 4:47...Yeah, Kristin...I know you're surprised. Unfortunately I'm dirty as Craigy Ferg LMAO

[ManuelCamacho21]

i wish i was on top of kristen bell with the eiffel tower...i mean, i wish i was on top of eiffel tower with kristen bell LOL

[andrayathevampire]

really great idea with sending Craig to Paris and doing some educating staff.

I think cbs should do again sth like that in the futur

[spiveym]

This was and instructional video: How to Score a Chick like Kristen Bell.

[spiveym]

All the fish have berets! LOLOLOLOL

[pekusita]

i have to stop watching the show at work. when secretariat came on i laugh so hard

[lovemissive]

Craig: "that's a very long shaft you have here" *naughty look*

[morouvivant]

An Emmy for Secretariat (s) !!! please!!!!

[GerardFrankMcr]

I laughed the whole time Secretariat was wondering on the streets :D

[fiddlebender88]

Very long shaft, you say.... hehe

[mikeyYvang]

ive never looked at that horses head

[Tomanistanumerouno]

I hate Dax Shepard so much...

[mferrusca]

Bruce Tower, hahahahahaha.

[greatestgoalie25]

This resembles Rick Mercer's thing, except he's going in a circle, not in a continuous walk.

[emilysisi]

I'm so glad they let Craig wear his nice suit.

[CrazyPilf]

wow secretariat gets around

[BaptainBalcon]

Man, that Secretariat has some serious moves.

[kubek]

Now I can set up secretariat music as my ringtone.

[BentonRox]

I love how blase the French are about Secretariat. 'Spose that's why the French have a word for that.

[DC89]

im dizzy just watching this

[shicrapt]

How come Kristen didn't say much? It's too bad the segment is scripted and not spontaneous.

[fargotua13]

do my ass to

[armida55]

secretariat is a llama!

[garima528]

Oh my goodness! I remember when I was at the Eiffel tower,I remember the perspective under the tower was one of the most interesting things I saw! Lucky they got to use the elevator I ended up climbing halfway up and then my group was worried that we might not get back to the hotel in time so we had to walk all the way back down. But it was one of my happiest memories. This whole week I'm going to be nostalgic for paris....looking all of the scenes her reminds of the time I was there...

[MicroWorldLover]

Give that horse a drink of water, some hay, and a quiet place to relax, for at least ONE night. You are working Secretariat too hard, CF--I believe he's a horse, but, he's not a workhorse!

[Sorcoral]

damn I didn't think a french aquaman theme song would catch my attention like it has, I can't get enough.

[kritonman1]

lovee the fish have on berets haha!!

[KRaGG101]

I actually just ripped Secretariats Music and have it as the ringtone on my phone now :-D

[salmanmsaeed]

Haha! Mal, ramadan mubarik!

and thankyou for these videoss. (:

[Moviegleek101]

Lol secrateriat is great<3

[square111]

"So you know the show is going to Paris for a week, well we want you to come Jimmy"

"Brilliant! Am I going to be producing out there? Assisting Ms Bell?"

"No, you're going in the suit"

"Balls"

[CristoCountPro]

... how are these two not married.

[PilotOfTheCaribean]

5:44 he's raping that poor little horsey :(

[Twonkx]

I'm getting dizzy, stop walking circles craig!

[Jerevinan]

HAHAHAHAHA CARP DE TRIOMPHE  HAAHAHAHAHA

[ayuliinivaan]

I burst out laughing when I saw secreteriat running around :D

[jfs77]

i love this opportunity for all of us crazy fans to bond not over the best wk ever for the show, but the return of old gags like aqua man and michael caine in space....in france!

[worldviolist]

lol all the fish are wearing berets! :D

[goodtimesdeluxe]

I could watch Craig and Kristen do anything!

[ConQuistador86]

"Could you do my ass too?" I have been waiting for that question all my life... XD

[Gracefulchk13]

"I had my spit glands removed during the war." LOL. 

[usergently]

I just can't say thank you enough for this. Thank you!

[ELuhn]

Pity the poor guy who got to go to Paris, but didn't get to see any of it because he had to play Secretariat's ass the whole time.

[freshPrincess626]

@ELuhn

XD you just made my night with THAT one.

[omonoia23]

@ELuhn what?? secreteriat isnt real?????

[desiii420]

God, I wish I was as charming as Craig on dates.

[nirmanjohan]

haha kristen bell was a lil shy spanking craig's ass.

[nirmanjohan]

. feeling like im watching youtube travel for abit ;D

[posaljimifotke]

that's a very long shaft you have!

[Malmignatte]

He got me at "poil au dos"! That made me spit my cookie XD

For those who wonder, it means hairy back...

[nirmanjohan]

@Malmignatte thank you :D

[Suel14]

did secretariat just ride another horse LMAO

[lunaspite]

Kristen Bell is adorable

[velvetulipemj]

Ha ! Loved it ^^ !

[SvatosFangirl]

IT'S SECRETARIAT!

[championynwa]

a horse humping a fake horse. well,..

[ilaugh7290]

LOL @ secretariat

[niknarnevets]

this is brillant, we got to hear more of the secretariat music, might have to rip it and edit it into a longer version. :D

[KRaGG101]

@niknarnevets The longer version was also played in the "Secretariat in New York" sketch couple of months ago :-D

[MattyMcGregor14]

Wait just one second.... Did i just see Secretariat lose its virginity

[Nicknotify]

Secretariat riding a hourse lol

Classic

[MrScottLi]

wow, their sexual tension is through the roof ...

[Maxx1371]

One had thousands of men climbing all over it since the 1800s and the other one is the Eiffel Tower.

LMAO

[pupucower]

HAHAHA LOL I laughed out loud the moment secretariat music came on.

[cynsha]

I started doing the Secretariat Dance as soon as I heard the music.

[redstate86]

Craig ferguson as mr Rogers lol

[123haninhk]

Eiffel, I'm In Love (it's a movie title actually, but it's perfect for this situation)

[MissBananaHappy]

oh god the smile she had after she smacked his ass .. I will go down with this ship!!!!

[TVsCraigFerguson]

@MissBananaHappy Miss you SOOO much, sweetie! I was just thinking about you today with the start of the holy month. xo

[MissBananaHappy]

@TVsCraigFerguson miss you too babe <3 today is actually the second day but it's the thought that counts <3 I'm not always logged in but your channel have been keeping me entertained with me trying to catch up with 3 months of shows!!

[keybladelordus]

@MissBananaHappy no chance you're talking bout ramadan are you...

[Froggeh92]

@TVsCraigFerguson u know about ramathan? u keep surprising me more and more Malinkystar...

[marlainirving]

I love this!

[LadyCapnManBearPig]

:o "Les Deux Magots".., Is that not the Cafe from Craig's novel? Sweet.

[ViRXi]

@LadyCapnManBearPig yes it is! I noticed it as well! 

[TheMurdazkidz]

who else but craig

[krusader85]

Homme de'Aqua lol

[tinkan21330]

oh god.... horse's making out...

[unicyclewsu]

during the war lol

[caca12349999999999]

man I hope Secretariat got a bonus after all that traveling

[colincomposer]

I cracked up when Secretariat was riding on the carousel

[hams93]

A horse riding a horse ... brilliant !

[foiek]

I think I'm going be watching this episode again and again for weeks. I've already called my boss and told him I've got a terminal disease.

[enjoylifeorgtfo]

<3 shrooooooooooooooooooooms

[polpotsdog]

funny. laugh out loud funny. Craig the giant flirt. 

[SukhberS]

I love how she smacked him. It was unnervingly blissful.

[DoctorAJSOB]

First of all, i'm a little ashamed that i liked the secretariat bit.

Second, it looked really awkward when the horse was at the cafe sitting.

Third, exactly what I was thinking about Craig....

[pitat886]

Lmfao the secretariat bit was hilarious.

[khm3rboijeffy]

LOL you can't get that many midgets on a soccer team.

[freekzero]

@khm3rboijeffy yes, it's against the regulations. Also, you need at least one player that can reach the locker room door.