Crank High Voltage reviewed by The Rotten Tomatoes Show

[blueeyesaf]

These guys hate every movie. Why do they even watch movie?

[Sixpog]

apparently maynard from tool makes a cameo in this movie too, i wanna watch the movie just for his appearance

[pcistudios]

I thought Crank High Voltage was really entertaining, it might not have had a super elaberate plot but I don't think that was the point, it seemed pretty much like a modern day explotation film very over the top and the best part was that it was very self aware

[Sparksterfu]

This movie was meant to be over the top, sort of like a GTA video game immortalized on the big screen. It however, sucked in comparison to crank 1. It was way too predictable and I was seriously desensitized, to the ongoing over the top sex, and violence. It sucked people, and I am not the type who gets offended easily. I sat through Bruno, and Borat and thought both were hilarious. Amy Smart was hot though, so I guess I will watch it solely to see her naked.

[TombRaider1995]

I tried, I really did. But, I couldn't even get 1/2 way through. It was awful. It's the movie that is embarrasing to be caught watching (unless your a freak who is comfortable watching porn with your mother) I would not recommend this movie to anyone with morals. Just awful.

[DAGONLINUX]

I watch porn with my mother you fucking twat

[CycoYoshi]

All it is is action, that dosent make it THAT horrible, i can understand your feelings about this and i know there is BARLEY a plot, but we all see it for the action.

[LeM0njui3c3]

i bough this movie full price with the digital copy. =D i still watch it. i think i'll watch it now.. if you think it sucks good for you. i like it and thats all that matters.

[ddmonteiro]

well said

[kyleals12]

i loved this movie .man

[BRSIHitman]

I liked it. It was good just fucking crazy

[GannIFeR01]

you know, i watch movies like this because i really enjoy the new way of making films, i mean the technology they put into it, and how they film it, it like you are actually with jason statham. very cool actually. but everyone has his opinion.

[marius4iasi]

this movie was so stupid, and kind of redundant, i fail to see how in fu*k's name did these guys have fun watching it. you know those turn your brain off and enjoy movies, like the die hard series? well the thing is no one turns it off, it's impossible, just turns it down a nod or two. But to enjoy this movie, you'll need to actually remove you f-ing brain, or just take out your eyes and leave them on your seat to watch the movie while you move around hitting walls.

[bartman30012]

in your opinion anyone who hates die hard is crazy and sucks.

[Superhumanattack]

Turn off your brain and enjoy.

[tyblo2]

Hello I bet my friend 50$ that I could get 500 subscribers by Friday. Can you guys help me achieve my goal?

[flowdynamic]

Worst movie EVER!!

No, really saying this is absoutely garbage doesnt ever start..

"the best thing about this movie is... NOTHING!! NOT-A-THING!!!

Seriously folks, you know when they say they wasted an hour & a half watching this & want it back.. This is the real deal- WORST MOVIE EVER!!!

[1349Jager]

best fast action movie. and it is healthy to do cranK-lol-myb?

[mosilhy]

these guys maybe right but i'll never watch them before watching a movie because they would kill any movie

[teeku666]

i wish they talked about the part when chev rams a shotgun up that guys ass!

XD

[smartpunk15]

ROFL i remember that part hahahaha

[xQueenKristinx]

the crank movies are so stupid... but damn, jason statham is hot.

[Drkwolf11]

crank is awesome!

[lulacrazygirl7]

his name is chev chilios?!? i think i'll pass.....it seems like the perfect movie for frat boys

[RoseWhiteRoseRed]

the host of that show's comment about doing crank vs. the movie...not funny or cute. we can't help violent shit like this being made so quit being a pc douche nozzle and enjoy it. i haven't seen it yet, but the first one was awesome and i don't generally like movies like this.

[therealHaroldnKumar]

lol douche nozzle, i thought i made up that word. check it out in my chuckles vid

[wastedwhiteguy6978]

"Can't help violent shit like this being made".....Hell I wish real life was as violent as this.....Violence is extreme interaction and since we as Humans are supposed to be "social creatures" It would make sense for all of us to behave violently towards each other.......be a lot more exciting.........peace is boring unless I'm high.

[kthankxbye]

Uuggg....it sucked.

[Shoes742]

well its not suppose to be good, its suppose to be like one of those old 70s action movies, no point but action!

[andi19]

this movie was so fucking random. lol

[matt56037]

If you love the senseless violence commonly seen in the 21st century, this movie is for you. If you have an education and like just a little meaning to go with your movie, perhaps not.

Once again,

Senseless violence and sex = Crank's a good movie

Plot, meaning, emotion = Crank's a horrible, horrible movie

[wastedwhiteguy6978]

So......When you say you'd like a plot with a little "emotion"......are you referring to the possibility that you as a gay male like dramas.....?See how I threw that "gay claim" in there while making a otherwise incontrovertible statement?

I'm friggin brilliant!.......You're gay.....

[vincet0the0dark0lord]

I don't get it...

So is it supposed to be good?

xD

[amoep]

I really liked the first crank even though a lot of ppl i know said it sucked... this one went a little to far for me though. I liked how it started then the whole animation thing... it was meant to be ridiculous but lil too much

[Miryr]

O:22 Yeah that's what I normally do when somebody tries to see my junk.

[AcidexLove]

It was a lot more stupid funny than the first one.

I still liked it though.~<3

[puck88freak]

its not supposed to make a lot of sense. Its just guns, blood, and titties,

what more could you want?

[vasi1990]

crank 1 is in my top 10 movies but i was very disapointed of crank 2, this movie was over exagerated i don't like stupid movies like crank 2:(

[benedictblue]

" Im sick of feelin " i heard that some where and its a song from linkin park

[vintagefire15]

given up

[sugarpuddin88]

I thought Crank 1 was fun

But now they went too far - It's would have to be an affront to my intelligence

[quitejaded]

It looks like its ultra wtf and stupid on purpose. Like a big roller coaster.

[sugarpuddin88]

Haha!

Maybe it's like the movie "Speed Racer" but without cause or relevance

[tchnowiz999]

crank 1 sucked so no duh this one sucks worse

[stormyshorts]

That makes perfect sense.

[mymind1086]

haha, the plots in these movies are like plots in something like SNL or Mad TV when they are making fun of action movies.

[hollownaruto1]

Dude, this movie was like, if they ate crank 1, then shit it out, and the shit was crank 2

[SaintDre7]

Bias opinions. all you whiners and complainers need to go dwell back in your basements. This movie is GOLD. At least the action was more innovative than blowing shit up the whole movie. This film was just dark and evil. Pansies.

[Sebatiger]

I saw the movie and thought it was great but weird when the guy with only a head was still alive in the little water tank, i was like WTF!

[athan1214]

what song is that, (the one that goes thats the name of the game and one by linking park)

[asianplayer123]

given up

[drako1228]

it's GIVEN UP-LINKIN PARK

[adamsaunders333]

it was like waching a red bull junky play gta and playboy at the same time put overall it was ok nuthing specia just ok

[soccerrhcpchic]

dude, I saw that movie and I loved it :D

[Deardraf]

the movie defines the philosophy of "bad-ass"...awesome moovie :D...pft,who says that the movie is too "violent" is a weakling.

[imlover14]

Dumbest movie ever.

I was so glad when the fire alarm when out in my theater right at the climax.

[HellToaster]

Dumber than a hanna montana movie? i think not, and this movie isnt dumb @ all

[sfamenini]

THIRD

[smoke4soul0]

the movie was bad ass anyone that didnt like has no taste

[BalooDumptruck]

looks whose talking