Doesn't that guy on the left look like economist, Paul Krugman? It took me a few seconds to realize that Paul Krugman and David Cross probably don't hang out and make Youtube videos together in their free time.
i don't know if vice set this up as a bit, but they say lame shit like that all the time, and because there's no one saying otherwise, you almost believe them for a sec even though deep down you know something is rotten. Then Cross comes along and says the most obvious brilliant thing... and it's perfect.
Don't tell your kids what? That you're a douche that doesn't pay child support and isn't man enough to settle down and invest into a relationship through thick and thin? Freakin douche...
Don't worry about him. He was probably upset because his Mom told him that he has to clean his room while he's trying to watch David Cross videos on youtube.
"You really wanna fuck someone where there's no chance in hell that you'll ever marry them?" What a silly question in this day and age...completely with Cross on this.
I love how the description of this video says that David Cross' claim to fame is his voice work on some lame kids movie, and not his spectacular stand up work, his outstanding performance as Tobias Funke on Arrested Development, his performance and writing on Bob and David and Mr. Show, and much more. Oh, also that he's a Jew - he was raised Jewish, but has long since become an atheist. And that this video has anything to do with fashion.
What the fuck is the Bob & Bean show?? Do you mean Mr. Show? And Tom Kenny does the voice for Spongebob, not David- but they were both on Mr. Show. Meh.
i TOTALLY thought it was Paul Krugman!
jmcolburn 6 months ago
:35 when david mentions marriage, look how hurt gavin looks.
avalanchesoul 11 months ago 2
I love this! lol
shade1978x 1 year ago
the only answer to that question...
the3rdeye88 1 year ago
Umm No brainer, Cross answered that question correctly.
captdizz 1 year ago 6
Gettin laid without a relationship is the nature of manhood. Wtf David Cross's friend?
KenMacMillan 1 year ago 5
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Fuck yeah, are you kidding?
MusicWavesMan 1 year ago
lmao I remember seeing that girl as a DONT. and just thinking you "guys are dicks"
INTERNETISREAL 2 years ago
Doesn't that guy on the left look like economist, Paul Krugman? It took me a few seconds to realize that Paul Krugman and David Cross probably don't hang out and make Youtube videos together in their free time.
khammondbrass 2 years ago 10
werd!
imnotkorean 2 years ago
I lol'd
Gagigagu 2 years ago
when the guy says "shoes do matter," cross closes his eyes and quickly shakes his head lol
fooshfoosh 2 years ago 9
David Cross> All his interviewers
2SmashFu 2 years ago 11
Fuck yeah, are you kidding?
trampis 2 years ago 80
i don't know if vice set this up as a bit, but they say lame shit like that all the time, and because there's no one saying otherwise, you almost believe them for a sec even though deep down you know something is rotten. Then Cross comes along and says the most obvious brilliant thing... and it's perfect.
freezazoid 2 years ago 4
david cross kicks ass
toface6661 2 years ago 9
that's the best...fuck yeah, are you kidding?
avalanchesoul 2 years ago 11
Dos & Dont's are from the magazine VICE...
ChoxPox 2 years ago
haha fuck yeah! are you kidding?
WillHerndon 3 years ago 37
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i thought that spoke volumes, that and the fact that this guy is critiquing womens footwear. (no matter how terrible
asszzes 3 years ago
so true.
foolsbetrippin 2 years ago
good answer
djgiga 3 years ago 2
Hahaha that was so short and simple, and yet strangely great.
54spiritedwill54 3 years ago
Hell yeah. I've fucked girls in flip flops and moon boots, and I'm not married. Damn I love you ladies!
JonO387 3 years ago
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u are a virgin. face facts.
notionsradical 3 years ago
Yeah, don't tell my kids.
JonO387 3 years ago
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Don't tell your kids what? That you're a douche that doesn't pay child support and isn't man enough to settle down and invest into a relationship through thick and thin? Freakin douche...
HeathersAddiction 3 years ago
Wow, someone has issues. You have no idea what you're talking about.
JonO387 3 years ago
Don't worry about him. He was probably upset because his Mom told him that he has to clean his room while he's trying to watch David Cross videos on youtube.
jjohnson6988 3 years ago 3
"You really wanna fuck someone where there's no chance in hell that you'll ever marry them?" What a silly question in this day and age...completely with Cross on this.
RachelSummers777 3 years ago 10
i second that
MachitoMaldito 3 years ago 6
cool. lets fuck ;)
notionsradical 3 years ago 2
Sure, if you're female!
RachelSummers777 3 years ago
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so Rachel, are you a lesbian?
gregbird12 2 years ago
I live by the rules of David Cross!
godmakemyaimtrue 3 years ago
OMG Classic .... r u kiddin' ? ....
greekpros 3 years ago
"Fuck yeah! Are you kidding?" rofl!! Best answer, David Cross rules!
loganalexa 3 years ago 22
It's the ONLY answer.
dLimboStick 3 years ago 10
I love how the description of this video says that David Cross' claim to fame is his voice work on some lame kids movie, and not his spectacular stand up work, his outstanding performance as Tobias Funke on Arrested Development, his performance and writing on Bob and David and Mr. Show, and much more. Oh, also that he's a Jew - he was raised Jewish, but has long since become an atheist. And that this video has anything to do with fashion.
agenno2 4 years ago
The description is tongue-in-cheek.
eggnogdog 4 years ago 3
Uh...it's all a joke because the video was added by Vice Magazine. Obv all that is known to them.
upthebikez 3 years ago
What the fuck is the Bob & Bean show?? Do you mean Mr. Show? And Tom Kenny does the voice for Spongebob, not David- but they were both on Mr. Show. Meh.
grittyraisin 4 years ago
Wow.....just.....wow.
xlegionx 3 years ago
David just rules it!
billbacon 4 years ago 2
fuck yea ......
brewmaster 4 years ago
it's cool, i'm always getting worked up about hipsters and their temerity.
whalleybanger 4 years ago 3
lucienbaer, david cross is one of the most brilliant comedians on the planet, no question. Except one: What is the sound of one hand typing?
klaasen414 4 years ago
uuugh hipsters having the temerity to psychoanalyse a nice girl on her choice of footwear.
lucienbaer 4 years ago
The rivers of irony flow deep on You Tube.
Bushmills21 4 years ago 8
that is gavin mcinnes, one of the founders of vice. Most of his shtick now is his do and don'ts, which are friggen hilarious...
BrendoNintendo01 4 years ago 2
lol funny stuff
Ish55 4 years ago
Dos and Dont's rule! The book is so hard to put down!
atarilogic 4 years ago
hahahahahahaha. Gold.
sevenman1093 4 years ago
haha
jadedchron 4 years ago
Hahaha that was so short and simple, and yet strangely great.
LauraTheReaper 4 years ago