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  • Idk, that kids set for life.

  • Whelp, kids screwed.

  • Dangitt, now my name isn't cool. It's Justice Law by the way.

  • Chuck Norris 2 on the way!

    

  • "Win constantly- you can't not." good attitude

  • 14 dislikes? who the hell could dislike this guy?! he is the ultimate definition of bad ass!

  • 0:49 Successful Dance Moves ftw!!1

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  • that was inspirational

  • The old Spice Guy is definately Arceus, the God pokemon. Thumbs up if you aren't nerdy enough to know WTF I speak of.

  • Old spice man, if you were a superhero (or villan) what would you be and do?

  • @AshTayTV Obviously Luke Cage, the definition of Manliness of the Marvel Universe.

  • regardless if your born a young girl baby you WILL become a manly champion. probably graduating from success college

  • i cant believe that you are trying to make him into a pokemon he is much more than that...he's an Old Spice Man

  • old spice guy = machamp

    old spice jr = geodude

  • i bet he regrets saying that..

  • That was amazing.

  • silver fish hand catch

  • I'm adding "Meet baby Old Spice" to my bucket list.

  • I just used old spice... i am experiancing power overloads and my town just exploaded! how do I contain it like you do?

  • Dear Old Spice,

    If you could be a pokemon, what would it be?

  • @KimimaroAndFriends66 There is no such existance :) he is one pokemon yet a the same time...all the pokemon

  • @phoenix02200 ...He's a Ditto?

  • @KimimaroAndFriends66 machamp. duh.

  • This is my favorite one.

  • Old Spice Figure.....May I build you a Church?

  • Is it just me, or did he replace every common word with the equivalent word from a thesaurus? Genius

  • DRAWN ON ABBS WIN

  • and this child now has the ultimate form of blessing

  • Again Old Spice

    How do I get laid???

  • Hey Old Spice Guy... Will old spice work when you're riding through the Australian Outback on a smelly camel??!!!

  • Naming your child Old Spice obviously turns them into awesome successful manly men, even if they are born girls..

  • I think hes better than Chuck Norris, because Chuck is dangerous and violent, while old spice man is just cool

  • "Hello Young Old Spice..."

  • the old spice man frowns on foolish youtube arguments, because that is time that could be spent fighting lions, solving energy problems and of couse, applying old spice to ones body.

  • Will you two shut the fuck up, bitch to yourselves not on an OLD SPICE video, are you kidding me? @Center706 and @wyldeman69.

  • @SpicyXxTacoXxDude Hey stay out of this, it's not like we are insulting each other faceless, we know one another, and that tubby fuck still owes my buddy money.

  • @wyldeman69 Ahahaha now I owe him money too? Damn dude, give it a rest.

  • lol trolls be trolling XD

    @wyldeman69 and @Center706

  • @bellisimaserata I don't think it counts as trolling if we know each other.

  • @wyldeman69 i'm sorry i just found it so amusing is all 

  • @wyldeman69 *yawn* really, resorting to making up claims about beastiality and issuing a "challenge" to me on youtube? How old are you? Dude, really; what reason do I have to fight you? You and the "group" are just a bunch of butthurt little cryfags who can't move past something that happened 4 years ago. Fuck you're barely worth the effort it takes tobtype out this reply. Enjoy being a cryfag bud. I'll keep on not giving a shit. Toodles :)

  • @wyldeman69 no you know what's too bad is you pathetic pissants still talk about me, its been almost 4 fucking years. Suck it up ya pussy. Same goes to the whole "room of people" you mention. Get over it, I know I sure have.

  • @Center706 I'm sorry but funny stories never die, and it's not often you meet someone who has committed beastiality. And being called a "pussy" by you is so laughable I just feel out of my chair. If you want to back up your "pussy" claim I'll gladly fight you. I have wanted to punch you in the face since I met you, shit, I'll let you take first swing. We can put it on you tube!

  • @Wyldeman69 It's not nice to refer to you mom as a dog dude. And if by spiritual connection you mean a fifth of 151 then yes, your mom and I shared a spiritual connection.

    Be gone now coward.

  • @Center706 If you had sex with my mother, I suggest you immediately get tested. She's been around more than a few times, if ya know what I mean? It's too bad you burned most of your bridges, when your name comes up and everyone in the room gets a disgusted look one their face, no one speaks up to defend you. No one...

  • no matter what gender they are born they will be a man later in life....awesome :P

  • this guy is fucked

  • He is a god who blessed you ahaha

  • This is hilarious.

  • At last, I have found my favorite in the series. Thank you Old Spice Guy, thank you Old Spice, and because this couldn't happen without you, thank you @Kmanchester.

  • @Mugash While my part in this was minimal, you're very welcome. Thank you for being one of the 100,000 views mentioning my twitter screen name.

    Most of all, thanks again @OldSpice for being amazing!

  • ...So even if it's a girl, she will grow into "Suave filled strong MAN filled with grit and determination toward living success achievement life" for a girl that must be a really shitty puberty. At least she has the determination toward living success achievement life.

  • LOL even though he said it can be a girl or boy, it will grow up to me a man.

  • who else noticed that his abs are drawn on? lol make up is a wonderful thing.

  • @romanknight2 i noticed that

  • holy cow that was simply out of control

  • LOL! This guy cracks me up..... thanks for the laugh :)

  • Dont worry if they disliked any videos they've already been erased frome existence with a nice manly Old Spice smell.

  • kmanchester should begin rubbing his testicles in oldspice now, since it could only serve to make has children even more awesome

  • 2 people missed the like button by misstake

  • That child is blessed.

  • i sincerely hope the first born child is a girl

  • @JayDeCapp if its a girl then the old spice wouldnt be capable of making it a man

  • @umean123 precisely. and if it did manage to do so, it would be ten times funnier.

  • I know who @wyldeman69 is. No big deal guys, he's just some pathetic wannabe metal head that wishes Zakk Wylde would come and anal rape him in his sleep. That's why he's cranky.

    Ignore him.

    :)

  • @Center706 At least I never fucked a dog Kyle.

  • Old spice man, who would win in a fight? a fully evolved Blastoise or a hammer head shark? i need to know asap as my underwater home is under attack from a population of hammer head sharks. P.S Blastoise uses Old Spice Body Wash.

  • well thats going to be an akward funeral

  • HAHAHA

  • win

    

  • I will WAIT for young Old Spice until he's legal...

  • LOL "hello young old spice" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @wyldeman69 Yo chill out.

  • @vickowolli No, I'm serious, the guy had sex with his dog, and claimed he had a "Spiritual connection" with it. I wish that were an insult and not the truth.

  • "you can't not...which means you always will" lol ftw

  • i kinda love you

  • I swear my tweet is the only one without a response :(

  • and i now want my name to be old spice

  • Isaiah Mustafa created the universe

  • all of Mr. Spice's genes are dominant

  • sadly i cant watch this video i think there too much manliness to be streamed within a 1 minute video DAMN YOU YOUTUBE!!!!

  • Hahahaha!

  • Lol i wanna be that kid! xD

  • lol 'hello young Old Spice' XD

  • OMFG YOU'RE CLOGGING UP MY SUB. BOX

  • @banc53 LOL I KNOW

  • Lucky kid...

  • I bet Chuck Norris is jealous.

  • You know "The most interesting man in the world" from Dos Equis? Yeah, this guy beats him by a long run.

  • hahaha that'd be friggin awesome if this actually happened!!!

  • You remind me of Alec Baldwin in the show 30 Rock

  • @oldspice

    I decided to try old spice today and when i brought the can of spray home, it proceeded to beat my can of axe body spray to death. Why did this happen? And will this happen with other old spice products?

  • i would be so happy to get into one of these videos, make my wish come true old spice sexy beast man!

  • @thatritzcracker If you've noticed, there is nobody else in his videos. So, there's not much of a chance of getting into one of these.

  • @thatritzcracker say someting worth answering

  • This person better actually name their kid Old Spice Manchester. If they don't, then I will. Maybe we both will and the 2 will be destined to battle each others glorious manliness for the rest of their natural born lives, until they collapse under their manliness and die, if such a thing could happen

  • i wouldnt be surprised if this is breaking news around the world

  • I wish I was that kid =(

  • 1 dislike... I suspect Chuck Norris.

  • @whatthetofu is it possible for Chuck Norris to dislike this video 4 times?

  • @MISSshesAllThat Is it possible that Chuck Norris has hit you 10 times with out you relizing it?

  • @whatthetofu 11 Chuck Norrises.

  • @GirEatsChewyMeatPies the world will end as we know it unless Old Spice Manchester is prepared to save the universe

  • @DemOnicxFEAR Old Spice can do it.

  • @oldspice what is your real name

  • old spice man. If old spice makes a man out of you, and men make old spice, how did either get created?

  • @oldspice, What were you like before oldspice? Considering you become manly when you use the product.

  • lol this is the longest one yet

  • @odlspice dear oldspice man did you create old spice or did old spice create you

  • how can i be an awesome old spice guy or shall i say boy too?!

  • I wonder how many hours of bloopers amassed from these responses..

  • right as i watched this video the old spice commercail come on the tv, your stalking me. I'm gonna die happy! :D

  • dear old spice man are you on a horse?

  • Old Spice Manchester is now diamonds.

  • I really want to know when Kmanchester has this child.... I want to see the being it becomes

  • My girlfriend hates the smell of Old Spice..

  • @bass4312 we like the old spice guy not old spice

  • @bass4312 old spice has nothing to do with the old spice guy

  • @bass4312 I hate to break it to you man...but your girlfriend must be a lesbian :C

  • @Rayquazor

    Lesbians are cool too. :D

  • @bass4312 True say~

  • @bass4312

    She must not be allowed to live. Sacrifice her to the holy might of the Old Spice guy.

  • Hey old spice man i was wondering if its true that if you attempted your could single-handedly fix the gulf oil spill, if so how would you go about doing this.

  • Epicness is epic.... and awesome, such as Mr manly Old Spice himself!

  • dear old spice man, is it true you were created by chuck norris dividing by 0 ?

  • @oldspice Dear Old Spice man, i have been using your body spray for quite some time now and am experiencing Chuck Norris like abilities or is it Just Old Spice man abilities?

  • I found your advice to Old Spice Manchester rather inspirational. I think you should consider running for President.

  • XD LMFAO I LOVE HIM

  • Why are they doing this lol?

  • i might have done something with my life if i was named oldspice

  • The World may change, galaxies disintegrate, but the Old Spice Man will always remain an Icon like the wild aquatic Swan fowl. He will continue to spread his

    manly molecules over the universe until the end of time. It's a big galaxy, Old Spice Man and you sure do have it covered. I know you're an actor, not a God, however, you have blown up the interwebs with your epicness.

  • Hello oldspice man. I am KiwiBurger from the Misc and I would like you to tell the lovely localfool that I love her and want to make oh sweet love and clap dem cheeks. Also please tell her boyfriend imperialfool to go away or I will have to kill him with my aesthetics. Come at me bro!

  • LOOOOLLLLLLLL OOMMMFFGG i can't stop laughing...oh shit just pee'd my pants (notsrs)

  • It seems one viewer likes lady-scented body wash...

  • where was this speech when i was young? :(

  • hahahahha!

  • What crazy person disliked this? They probably just missed the like button on accident.

    Old Spice Manchester...you will be a child prodigy.

  • all hail old spice!

  • That was the best speech I have ever heard in my LIFE!

  • I'm @Kmanchester and I just wanted to say thank-you from the bottom of my manly smelling heart muscle for doing this. My future first born child also thanks you. For your kind words plus the power of old spice has given him/her a leg up on the competition in life.

    By the way, I fainted from your MANLINESS. I was revived from the scent of my own manly Old Spice smelling manness. Thank-you.

  • As beings from the 5th Dimension we find the Intergalactic Funk of Multi Dimensional Travels get's to us from time to time. So when we stop here at Earth we are sure to supply our selves with your Old Spice cleansing gels to improve the atmosphere of our Groove station for the Shuttle full of Sexy Space Ladies that embark in our aura of Awesome. We know you know that you know you know what we know.

  • HAHA I hope Kmanchester keeps his/her word, that'd be awesome to see a kid named old spice one day.  I got a friend who named her kid Optimus.

  • My man smells good. He doesn't use old spice though

  • @maclellan999 *oldspiceguyvoice* Then a MAN he is not

  • This is amazing

  • I just tried your new body wash and upon lathering i was able to immediately disprove E=MC2

  • I just got mind fucked

  • jizz in my pants

  • @dcshutter019 the jizz is now dimonds

  • Little Old Spice guy will born with a muscles of Chuck Norris, with beer of Gandalf the White and large ........! Because his father used Old Spice body wash, instead of lady body wash, and now Old Spice is in his DNA.

  • Haha, that's hilarious!

  • Subscribed!!!

  • Words can't describe how awesome this is. My rabbit is watching too, he seems to be rather enthralled with you, Old Spice guy.

  • one day i hope to grow up into a symbol of masculenity and wisdom,just like you.

  • :D Watch his first born turn out to be a girl.

  • Double negatives!

  • Old spice guy > Chuck Norris !

  • @MrChristianmunch I agree with this statement.

  • "Hello, young Old Spice"

    haha this guy is the funniest thing since Will Ferrell in his SNL days