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  • You both are coming off stupider and stupider as you reply but beating up liberals is the new thing and you didn't deny that your a fag

  • 9:43

    The stare of a man who is dead on the inside and leaves behind only a shell of death and destruction. The Kubrick Stare.

  • How about all of you stfu & watch the damn video & take your retarded drama in inbox .

  • I laughed almost all the time until that last part where they beat him, poor guy :/

  • @ShekalLetsPlay Really? That is when I laughed the hardest....not to sound insensitive, but when you have some sack of shit like that, you have to make it happen. We had several blanket parties on sacks of shit when I was in boot camp. You had too or everyone suffered at that hands. Especially when it comes to thieves.

  • @lngbnestn

    You can't really be surprised then when the guy you beat the shit out of turns around and decides one day to do Piles last scene but with you.

    Rare, but it can happen.

  • @DreamingCDtranform I am not surprised by it, I served for 8 years, boot camp is designed to test you, make or break you so they say. It is no different than on the outside with people being bullied. People have to determine for themselves if it is worth it or not. I can say, what happened in that movie, is hype..however assaults & attempted suicides happened in my boot camp. It's designed to weed out the weak before they get on the battlefield & really cause harm to come to their teammates.

  • This video shows EXACTLY how to deal with Ohole Nut Swingers and Liberals in general.

  • @lngbnestn So are the liberals Pile or Gunny?

  • @BlackOut5n Pile definitely....BUT they would never take it as far as he did, they don't have the Sack for it. Weak as bitches.

  • @lngbnestn

    So basically you are a bigot redneck conservative that only wants to hurt everyone that doesn't agree with you. Typical fucking scumbag.

  • @soadpwnsyou LMAO.Yawn. So basically you're a whiny sensitive pompous pious liberal cock sandwich eating ignorant dumbfuck coward douchebag who labels & boxes everyone because you're so tolerant & uses the internet because in real life you're too much of a fucking little bitch coward to someone's face. You fucking pathetic weak slimy pile of cowardly dog shit, NO wait, that is an insult to dog shit. Keep the ignorance going though, REALLY works for you. Hurting shit bags like you. A GOOD THING.

  • @lngbnestn

    And you proved my point at how much of a ignorant bigoted asshole you are. I didn't even have to say anything and you showed your true colors. Good job *clap* *clap* *clap*. You acted tough on the internet, good for you!! Now you can celebrate.

  • @soadpwnsyou HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU? YOU JUST PROVED WHAT A DOUCHE BAG YOU ARE. Is that all you have you weak fucking coward? Ad hom attacks? You have no point & I am stunned by your ignorance. I would love to stomp your sorry ass. You insufferable intolerant fucking weasel. GFY & STFU sensitive bitch. LOVE how you sit on your high horse & pretend you're not a sack of pompous douche shit. WHO the fuck claps at their own comment? LMAO! Yeah you're not a douche or complete fucking stupid.

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  • @soadpwnsyou Clearly you are too stupid to understand that you have been owned, I don't care what you think, I don't care that you are a douche bag hell bent on trying to communicate and push your ignorance. Just STFU and GFY...go down to Starbucks or to your boyfriends and get a life. SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF, you lonely attention seeking piece of shit.

  • @lngbnestn

    You call me ignorant? Your original comment is saying that you should beat up anyone that is a liberal, which is the epitome of ignorance.

    Btw, every time you respond to me, you sound dumber and dumber and you also are showing why you have been wrong in almost everything you have said.

  • @soadpwnsyou Why the fuck are still responding your fucking worthless lonely douche bag? Go get a fucking dog or a hobby you fucking worthless sack shit. Are you really this fucking retarded? Don't answer that it is rhetorical dumb fuck. GFY and STFU you worthless douche bag.

  • @lngbnestn

    "Why the fuck are still responding your fucking worthless lonely douche bag?"

    Why don't you ask that question to yourself?

  • @soadpwnsyou I have met some fucking stupid people in my life, BUT WOW you take the fucking cake. Congrats you win the fucking CLOWN DOUCHE BAG AWARD.

  • IF IT WASN'T FOR DICKHEADS LIKE YOU THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY THIEVERY IN THIS WORLD, WOULD THERE?!

  • You can basically take ANY sentence Gunny says and it becomes an instant classic.

  • @anewell41 Sir! Yes Sir!!!

  • @anewell41 lol. agreed

  • Actually, the inept marine from Mayberry was "Gomer Pyle"; not "Pile".

  • The Way I See It Ladies You Owe Me For One Jelly Doughnut!!!

    NOW GET ON YOUR FACES!!!!!!!!

    They're Paying For It! You Eat It!!

  • >All The Scenes Of Private Pile =] Enjoy!

    oh fuck no. Where was the "last scene"?

  • I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!!!

  • Pleas dont fall that would break my fucking heart!! HAHAAA

  • Where is the part where Hartman is inspecting rifles and then he says that he believes that Pyle is "born again hard"??

  • YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!

    I'LL BET IF THERE WAS PUSSY UP THERE, YOU'D MAKE IT TO THE TOP OF THAT OBSTACLE!

    IM GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OF SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THIS WORLD!

    best insults, hands down.

  • It takes balls to smack a man with a rifle in hand

  • And that is why alot of ex-soldiers are fucked up in the head!

  • I bet you could suck a golf ball though a garden hoes

  • Poor private pile=(

  • Dude woulda been a terminal lance anyway had he not shot his brains out

  • This is what I'd be like for real. no joke.

  • Best fucking movie ever made :) funniest line"I'm going to gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!"

  • 2:30

    I love the Marines, don't you?

  • oh yea!

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  • nice "all scenes"

  • they should take the dna from this drill sargent and clone the shit out of him and make armys of them to repopulate the world and get rid of retards

  • We had a private pile when I was in basic.He was ate up like a soup sandwhich

  • "YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!" LOL

  • Still a better love story than twilight

  • The best thing Pyle did was shoot that A hole :D

  • true tough love :)

  • @averyislandboy Let me guess. Politicians.

  • i bet u if there was some pussy up there lol.

  • get your fat ass over there private pile lol.

  • 1:57 to abt 2:50 is best

    

  • Yea, just like the enemy would be in an all out war. We are in trouble.

  • I have been in the U.S. Army for fifteen years. Things are different now across the board. Drill Sargents are not training them like they use to. It all has to be polite and sweet BS now.

  • What is that... What the fuck is that... What is that private pyle!

  • Jesus H Christ

  • Look up " Full Metal Star Wars: Gunnery Sgt Vader" on Youtube. Its hilarious.

  • also wonder how many people got a towel soap beatdown cause they got the idea from this movie, thanks pal

  • just imagine if they were trying to make it a comedy, but dammm thats funny and sad and heartbreaking but funny as hell

  • Holy jesus what is that wthat the FUCK is that

  • lo his grin he like :3

  • pyle*

  • 2:27

  • How did he even get into the Marines in the first place?

  • @augment96 he kissed a couple Asses and sucked a horde of Dick

  • I don't even want to know how you know that.

  • @augment96 Back then, they just drafted everybody. Some were great, others... not so much.

    These days, you run an Initial Strength Test during Receiving, before you get put into a platoon. If you fail the IST, then they stick you into the Physical Conditioning Platoon until you can pass it. PCP = PT all day, every day.

  • Yeah, I know about the draft. But still, how could anyone think that THIS GUY could be a soldier? His mental instability alone. Did they even test for mental illnesses back then? All day, every day? It makes me tired just thinking about it.

  • @augment96 Every platoon, even today, has a Private Pyle. There's Always One is a catchphrase in the Marine Corps. I remember the one in mine; his name was Sharp. He was a twenty-seven year-old man who was fat and had puffy cheeks, like a chipmunk. He always sounded like he was whining, and he couldn't do anything right. The DIs fucked his world up. Worse than FMJ - you'll notice that in FMJ, Hartman is actually trying to help Pyle. Sharp was just abused. All day, every day.

  • 27? I thought most of the Marines join right out of High School. Maybe a couple join right out of college. But 27? That's way too old to start as a Marine. Yeesh. That's why I can't join the Marines or Army or anything like that. I couldn't handle guys, 24/7, in my face screaming about how much of a fat loser I am. Anyone who can handle that is fucking amazing. Christ, poor guy. What the fuck was he thinking, joining the Marines?

  • @augment96 Actually, there are plenty of people who join later on in life. They're usually prior service, (I knew a guy who was prior Air Force; he was one of the best Marines I ever knew) although others just decide to do it later. Usually, they're actually better Marines; they have more maturity and life experience. This dude, on the other hand...

    Boot camp is actually very easy if you aren't a Private Pyle. You shut up, do what you're told, and stay under the radar.

  • I did not know that. I just assumed that most people join when they're young. Man, I don't know anything about the Marines, Army, or Navy. That makes sense. Being more mature would definitely help in the Marines. Being a whiner, however, doesn't help you in any situation. Also, you got to be in pretty good shape, be able to take insults, and not lose your temper.

  • @augment96 (cont) These days, you don't just sign the papers and go to boot camp the next day; you sit in the Delayed Entry Program for several months. During that time, you are strongly encouraged to get into shape; the recruiter smokes you and (slowly) introduces you to the military lifestyle. Even if you're fat as hell, it's actually not that bad because it's a gradual process. I watched a fatass 240-pound guy lose fifty pounds and manage to do 10 pull-ups before he shipped.

  • Delayed Entry Program? I got to look that up and Officer Candidate School too. But it doesn't sound too bad as long as you put in the effort. How much time is the Delayed Entry Program? 6 months? 10 pulls up? Not bad. Certainly more than I can do.

  • @augment96 The DEP is however long it takes to get you a slot to go to boot camp. During the surge, people were shipping out in 1-2 months. Nowadays, with the Corps downsizing, people wait 8-12 months. The "goal" is to be able to run a perfect PFT, (20 pull-ups, 100 crunches in two minutes, and an 18:00 three-mile run) but the minimum is 3 pull-ups, 44 crunches, and 28:00 on the run. Of course, if you run like that, you probably look like Private Pyle and are going to hate life.

  • @augment96 (cont)

    He ended up regressing; there was one point where we had to take our backpacks off our bunks and bring them on line, and his was stuck. He had three DIs all in his face, screaming... and he snapped. Curled up into the fetal position, started sucking his thumb and started bawling; he wasn't right after that. He started shitting himself and didn't say another word; he just cried the whole time. They Section 8'd his ass out; I don't know what happened to him.

  • You can't just join the Marines and just expect it to be easy. That Sharp guy should have taken it more seriously. He should have looked up some information about the Marines before joining. It was a good thing that guy did it in training. He could have got hurt or maybe even killed if he pulled that shit in Iraq. That PCP thing sounds like a nightmare. I understand why it's needed. But still.

  • @augment96 (cont) There are a lot of people with inaccurate opinions of themselves. They play too much Call of Duty and airsoft and think that they can do it for real. They fantasize about what they're going to do instead of actually preparing. And then reality hits them, usually in the form of incentive training. (search for Marine Pit Stop for an example)

    And yes, that's the point of boot camp. "To weed out all non-hackers who don't pack the gear to serve."

  • Airsoft? What's Airsoft? I have nothing against Call of Duty or Battlefield or any of those games. But If you think a game can prepare you for war, you're just deluded. "To weed out all non-hackers who don't pack the gear to serve." What is that, a saying?

  • @augment96 Airsoft is basically a cheaper version of paintball. People use replica guns that shoot 6 mm plastic BBs at each other. It's actually not a bad game, but a shitload of people think that because they're good at airsoft that they can take those skills and use them in real combat.

    "To weed out all non-hackers who don't pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps" is one of the catchphrases from Full Metal Jacket. Watch the opening scene, and you'll hear it.

  • I saw most of the movie. But I missed the beginning, which is why I didn't recognize the quote. Airsoft sounds like fun. Problem is I am too old to play with toy guns. I cannot believe that there are people who really think that being good at a game makes you a good soldier. That's really the minimum? Damn, I can go to the Marines right now. Seriously though, I wonder what happens to the people who sign up now. Do they get shipped to somewhere else or stay in America?

  • @augment96 Like I said, if you can only do the minimum, you're going to hate life, both in boot camp and out in the Fleet. In a good unit, PT out in the Fleet sucks. My unit will do six, seven-mile runs at a pretty decent pace; if you fall out, you get to have a sergeant on your ass screaming at you the whole time.

    Airsoft IS a lot of fun if you get decent people. Unfortunately, the average airsofter is a 14-year-old kid who thinks that his camo pants make him "tactical."

  • @augment96 Deployment depends on what unit you get sent to. Some units deploy all the time; for example, line companies are always either deployed or training for deployment. In contrast, I'm stuck as permanent personnel in Arizona, and won't deploy for my entire contract. Generally, a guy who gets sent to a deploying unit will do one or two combat deployments in a four-year contract.

    It's all luck of the draw; I know grunts who are stationed in DC and don't do shit.

  • Permanent? You're doing it for a career? Cool. I couldn't do it. I don't have the discipline for it. Frankly, I am too childish. Can you ask to change where you're stationed? For example, you're told to go to Arizona but you wanted to go to Florida or or whatever. Could you? I don't know if I should feel pity or jealousy for those grunts in DC. I wonder how many people can barely do the minimum last in the Marines. Not many. Airsoft does sound like fun. Although, I prefer paintball.

  • @augment96 they will teach you discipline, lol. And you can request, but most of the time its just where you are needed. My dad (navy) moves us about every 3 years. Thankfully weve been here for a while now and should be staying. I'm pretty sure the same applys for marines

  • "They will teach you discipline". Now that's an understatement. Every 3 years? That's annoying. I couldn't deal with that. I don't know how you do or any other kid with a parent in the Marines, Army, or Navy.

  • @augment96 And yeah, PCP sucks. It's generally the job of the recruiter to get you into shape so you don't end up in it. Unfortunately, some kids blow off the recruiter or don't have a very good one, and they go to boot camp with a 40 too many in their bellies.

    Think about it this way, though - if you're in PCP, it is your job to work out and get into shape so you can start training. It's a job, just like any other... just a very tiring and exhausting job.

  • remember its just a bad dream fat boy.

  • At PI during training this recruit would be sent into a platoon of...what is call "the lunch bunch"...They PT all day long with only a salad for chow.

  • I'm gonna rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! :P hahah

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  • @ChintoCruzAzul Hahahahahahahahahahaha Simon

  • YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT PILE! GET OUT OF MY FACE!

    xD

  • Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he? 2:35

  • "You're so ugly you can be a modern art masterpiece" hahahahahahahaha xD

  • -Gomer Pyle, GOMER PYLE!!

    -Sir, Yes, Sir!

    -You forget your fuckin' name

  • I THINK YOU'VE GOT A HARD ON!!! 

  • /b/ anthropomorphized. 

  • Your Leeeuuft Shoooouuuul-Derrp!

  • I can outdo all of the people on that course unless it is on the pullups.

  • Sgt. Hartman reminds me of my 10th grade history teacher, except not as scary.

  • Vincent D'onofrio's role in this = priceless.

  • Sgt. Hartman is NOT a Drill Sargeant :S its a DRILL INSTRUCTOR ;D

  • Sgt. Hartman reminds me of my dad, just a little nicer

  • Yeah same guy from massacre who plays the sherrif

  • ARE YOU QUITTING ON ME!?!?! ARE YOU!?!?! THEN QUIT YOU FUCKIN SLIMY WALRUS LOOKIN PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!

  • I woulda killed his ass by the end of all that shit too! lol

  • If that dude had a keyboard, its caps lock button would be so f**king smashed in.

  • Is this the same guy that plays the old guy from texas chainsaw massacre?

  • LOL

  • *Him in the end

  • Wat were they doin to

  • When I was in my basic training in the British army in 04 the corporals and sergents used to use a lot of quotes out of this film... Strangely enough also quotes out of scarface as well

  • 4:02-4:21 Best Part ever

  • He was actually being NICE to him. Watch it again and you will see.

  • I'm going to rip your balls off so you can't contaminate the rest of the world!

  • No, Chuck Norris taught Sgt Hartman how to be a drill sargent.

  • I WOULD CLIMB THAT OBSTACLE HELLA FAST IF THERE WAS PUSSY UP THERE...LOL

  • @r5t6y12 they wouldn't be laughing if it was REAL. I wouldn't. By the way, are some of those guys real marines? and was it shot in a real marines barracks?

  • pile of shit

  • I FUCKNG LOVE THIS MOVIE XD

  • HOLLY JESUS!!!!( A SEC FOR PAUSE)...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??... PERFECT SCENE.

  • 60 people can't do one pull-up.

  • Okay, need help guys.

    English is not my native, and I have to know what's Ermey saying between 0:40 and 0:43.

    Sorry for bothering you, but I even got a copy of the movie, !with subs attached!, to check it out, and it turned out to be some 99x edited/shortened version with THIS sentence missing :/

  • @FuckThemPigeons "Well any fucking time, sweet-heart!"

  • This is suppose to betray the Vietnam era of Marine Corp boot camp (1961-1975). My father was a Marine from 1953 to 1956. He watched this movie and said that as far as the abuse that is being dished-out to the men - it is pretty accurate. He said the physical abuse was worse in the 50's when he was in the Corps. One story he told me was when he f**ked up once, and 3 drill Sargents beat the living shit out of him. When they were done with him, he couldn't even get up off the floor.

  • 60 people are sad because they've had their eyes gouged out and were skullfucked

  • 60 people can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

    60 people don't know the left from right

    60 people climb obstacles like old people fuck

    60 people love unlocked foot lockers

    60 people take food out of the mess hall

    

  • That guy in the back at 6:25 looks just like Eminem

  • 60 people hide donuts in their foot lockers.

  • 

    So I guess old people. ?uck slow

  • Full Metal Jacket dubstep! /watch?v=3pu7fYZTtTY Check it out? I'm new and this is my first try. (:

  • I love R. Lee Ermey so much,this man is a legend.

  • She was 5'6 and smoking hot!

  • This is so funny, Im glad my drill sergeant wasent him! I had a HOT one!

  • True meaning of Gomer Pyle:

    Recruit who fucks up or needs extra training

  • im sorry but i would be laughing as well i wouldnt be able to help it :(

  • my new saying I bet u can suck a gulf ball therw a gardenhose

  • Sgt. Hartman taught Chuck Norris how to be a man.

  • @Stranglehold432 other way around my good sir

  • @Stranglehold432 .......He is a Gunnery Sgt. and his name is Lee Ermie. He was a real Drill Instructor.

  • @Stranglehold432 Chuck Norris is actually older than the guy who played Sgt. Hatman believe it or not

  • @Stranglehold432 he sure fuckin did .

  • The 60 people who disliked this video didn't have to worry about going to war with Private Pyle.

  • um, i dunno if anyone else pointed this out but the name was spelled "Pyle" and Gunny was referencing a tv show from back in the late 60s called "Gomer Pyle, USMC" about a bumbling dimwitted character named Gomer Pyle who joined the Marines. the humor makes more sense if you have ever seen that tv show. great video clip though, the scenes from boot camp are my favorite part of this movie!

  • How come Sgt Hartman didn´t have a heart attack or a stroke? I mean, the guy was always pissed off!!!

  • 4:00 - 4:15 the best part!!!!

  • Their was not a day in basic training I didn't hate but now I look back on it and it was one of the greatest experiences of my life. I wouldn't take it back for anything

  • Of course he can't wipe that smirk off of his face.

    This is about the 42nd take of this one scene because everybody keeps laughing in the middle of it because Gunnery Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) never once messed up his lines while everybody in the scene did it every time.

    Of course, having served as a REAL LIFE U.S. Marine Corps drill instructor probably prepared Ermey perfectly for this movie.

  • @r5t6y12 hey that's cool, i didn't know that! makes sense though, it was hilarious!

  • Pyle*

    

  • @IonControl haha, oops i didn't know anyone else had corrected the spelling! i just did though :p

  • AMERICANS ARE ALL DISGUSTING FAT BODIES...

  • @09ast1 Agreed! Now give me 20!

  • @09ast1 its funny cause you live in America

  • WE NEED SCHOOL TEACHERS LIKE THIS...

  • We need drill instructers like this

  • why did they even let him in?

  • @obsday They needed a meat sheild.

  • This is soooo funny bullshit I bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose hahaha

  • I feel bad for him

  • WHATEVER YOU DO PRIVATE PYLE, DON'T FALL!!!!!! THAT WOULD BREAK MY FUCKING HEART!!!!!!!!!! OMG i died laughing

  • why sailors? 

  • @wd92750 it's a classic theme. the Marines traditionally dislike Navy sailors. lol!

  • SIR, A JELLY DONUT, SIR!

  • bassingbourn barracks, 1986, anyone else here remember their filming there then?

  • lawrence lawrence of arabia? haha my he is awesome as always

  • Why did pyle hide a jelly donut...man oh man...

  • I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!!!! LMAO!!!

  • WTF! he Stole a DoughNut and the Dumbass Sargent Punished everyone expet him, and made him ate the Stolen DoughNut? Sargents are Nuts!

  • @CSnakeV That's because if you fuck up and everyone else gets punished, you feel like shit for getting everyone else but you in trouble. It motivates you to not be such a fuck up.

  • @pioneerXpete No, it's because the sergeant wanted the other recruits to motivate private pile by beating the shit out of him like they eventually did.

  • @CSnakeV you don't know about discipline.

  • @robinb4life Obviously Not, i haven`t been to the army...

  • @CSnakeV that's what drill team life is for me, if one fucks up, everyone gets punished