Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe Funniest Clip

[TimArmst]

Hahahaha, I hadn't seen the British Dragon's Den other than on Harry and Paul...they did it perfectly!

[SzlampStudios]

for 5 minutes I had no expression watching this, then burst out loud at the end. Love Charlie Brooker

[flagbehindtheear]

The best bit was the end where he punches the baby :')

[AnthemsToTheWelkin]

"Worlds tallest teddy bear" HA...

[Darconda90]

wait, isn't the best/funniest clip of screenwipe the entire series?

[innit27]

lots of pushing in and withdrwing like a giant sex game

[JosephHornagold]

Is he going to shoot them?

[tdkzero]

I don't watch Dragons Den, but I would watch Bastard Hole.

[ellagrace810]

during theo's gangster speech i wanted him to randomly go "PIGEONS!" like he did on 8 out of 10 cats

[stefansmith]

You hope he doesn't LIVE?!

[nathamacca]

and duncan bannatyne, who waits, that's what he does. tick follows tock follows tick follows tock follows tick..............what a shout!

[thisisacunt]

dragons den are like gangsters lol

[Barbodicus]

hahaha a leper in a wind tunnel

[959chris]

im seriously going to hurt my back/neck looking down to watch TV/ play games.

[SCORESBY099]

This is just...cringeworthy

[vivalalvam]

is it a sort of hay?

[freewillgeorge]

did anyone else notice the beast wars music?

[ObscenityOlivia]

Anyone else shouted "Bastard!" at the telly during Dragon's Den - or should I say Bastard's Hole? :D I always do.

[TheSickness1001]

We wouldn't want anything to "happen" now would we...

[AdamDuffield]

1:16

[LBNANY]

wtf. coffee table computer screen thing was a ok idea. Hell if it is a screen it could produce various designs for the table top. And it wouldn't be a terrible idea for web surfing.

[thepixelimperfect]

@LBNANY Like an Ipad that you cannot move.

[LBNANY]

@thepixelimperfect yes exactly, but also like a table....

[QullVideo]

@thepixelimperfect lol yeh. The iPad is an iPhone that can't make calls and can't fit in your pocket. That iTable is an iPad that can't do anything since you have to stand up to see the screen.

[hasifullazy]

beast wars or beast machine background songs? haha

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

Who WAITS. THAT'S WHAT HE DOES

intertexual reference ftw

[TheTechChecker]

This guy is funny!

[kooora18]

What Paul whitehouse's character in the comic relief dragons den spoof said to theo, he was spot on.

[jimmy2k4o]

i'm the kinda weirdo that would find a show called "peoples room" more interesting that "dragons den" id be more inclined to watch it because at first i thought dragons den was a silly king arthur kinda show

[timethatyoulove]

'Having been forcefed a mouthful of bastard pie....' I laughed so hard at that.

[feelingsohigh]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG­GGHHHHHHHHHH I HATE DRAGON'S DEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[carriemaizey]

Ah the world needs more guys like these :D FAF

[jamesfemccrae82]

a leper in a wind tunnel, lol !

[betatalk357]

Dragon's Den is a bunch of boring, money grubbing cocks and twats. They salivate at how much money somebodys valuable invention will make them, simply because they gave them a small bit of cash, when they got $300 million in the bank.  After $300 million in the bank, how much more money could you possibly want??? Get this dumb show off the air!

[massmurder7]

they wouldent be more intemidating if they were sitting there with there dicks out especially her

[gungnir85]

is it a sort of hay....? as someone from the westcountry, this had me crying laughing

[MaxButcher]

"YOUR MODERN NONSENSE HAS ANGERED THE DRAGONS"

[aaron9099]

"Go to pieces quicker than a lepper in a wind tunnel"

Definitely gonna write that one down.

[SessDMC]

Tick follows tock follows tick

[rmon247]

Leftfield beats! whoot!

[ymechaie]

that mafia part was so hilarious

[caxtonman]

Cube headed Australian! Bastards... classic!

[Sozlled]

I'd live in a dictatorship if Charlie Brooker was my Emperor.

[chulk607]

@Sozlled

That's an empire, but I get what you're saying!

[Tden121]

@Sozlled Not meaning to be pedantic but if he was an emperor then youd be living in a empire

[Sozlled]

@Tden121 Yea i suppose so, but saying "I'd live in an empire if Charlie was my Emperor" just doesn't have the same ring to it. Plus i am pretty sure he said something about being an emperor in this video, seen that many, maybe it was another one.

Who and, you WERE being pedantic, but that's OK i like to be pedantic too on Youtube comments. In fact every time i see "i could care less" i have to get my "caring continuum" chart out and show them why it's "i could NOT care less".

[Anergyne]

@Tden121 Why can't an empire be a dictatorship?

[goodtimes0000]

barstards hole.

[joyceytheman]

who has disliked this, seriously!?

[mumbojumbo766]

evan davis has got a prince albert

[TheDoppleGamer]

The other show being Dragons, not Screenwipe.

[TheDoppleGamer]

Shark Tank is just a ripoff of this show, and this show is not even good, so nobody wins.

[nifer63]

'a slice pf bastard pie' hilarious

[spielme]

YOUR MODERN NONSENSE HAS ANGERED THE DRAGON

[MagicCatPaul]

In America it's shark tank

[jayphailey]

"Quicker than a leper in a wind tunnel." ZOWIE

[ticketyboooo]

This is television for the disconcerning viewer.

[NoqturnePL]

I lost it at the Godfather bit.

"Human life for instance..."

Golden stuff :D

[Electrononsenseable]

Isnt the guy that was destroyed in this clip one of the ones that left the den and instantly got rich?

[misterbigglesworthy]

is he... going to shoot them??

[lemur12341]

7 people are the only ones who faced the horrors of the meadons cock and lived to tell the tale O_o

[jokedejojo]

The background music is too loud.

[stevok777]

"...in which the dragons, or bastards, . . ."

Fuckin' lawled

[ajb12376]

this was epic haha

[xratedcheese]

Duncan Bannatyne, who waits, that's what he does

[Jakyy95]

charlie brooker is a legend!!!

[tberwick1]

The Godfather bit was classic

[sayno2lolzisback]

the baby doll hitting made it XD

[ArcadePerfect]

Inspirational!

"Live moves pretty fast, if you don't stop to look around once in a while... you could miss it"

[blenderpanzi]

Waiting? Well, I can do that. I'm pretty good at it, actually!

[SpawtAwnProductions]

They couldn't be more intimidating unless they had their dicks out, especially her.

[chocomog35]

Absolutely everything about this (which also goes for everything Charlie has done) is utter fucking WIN.

[johnmcn90]

ONE OF THE CRUELEST THINGS ON EARTH...AFTER ME! *hammers baby doll's head* Now that...IS class. xD

[sayno2lolzisback]

the baby at the end :') ah charlie brooker you funny funny man

[FUGlitchyLogin]

Force fed a mouthful of bastard pie, lmao.

[OneWingedRose]

That Theo bit was hilarious!

[shireman700]

you hope he doesnt live?

[rageagainstmonica]

I'm not dreaming am I, he did just punch the shit out of a doll?

[DynamicScherzo]

Who... WAITS. THAT'S WHAT HE DOES. TICK FOLLOWS TOCK FOLLOWS TICK Haha brilliant ad reference there

[TP1988]

The gangster bit is cracking.

[professorbananas]

world's tallest teddybear hahhaha

[aRomanSoldier]

Not much different from dragons..

predatory, ruthless, heartless, soulless, self-worth of people measured only by money.

[artstuX]

'Barstards' Hole' IS actually a damned good title...

[dwoodsky]

is he gonna shoot him?

that end bit cracks me up every time :L :L

[burnticeblues]

dragons don't have dens, they have lairs. and they're not dragons, they're capitalists

[cochranexyz]

"It's like a scene from a gangster movie". Well, this is how business works. It's just as gangster as gangster, but more legal. Or at least it looks more legal.

[batmanofni]

I love Charile. he's brilliant.

[2muchCAFFINE]

"... nothing is forever." "Like, life, for instance?"

[chocomog35]

'People's Room' & 'Theo Paphetis teleporting around a warehouse' & 'Bastards Hole' & 'He waits, that's what he does' & O so many good quotes. Charlie, I love thee.

[lizardkingsajrs]

your a dead man....

[gianmariacaschetto]

the Godfather's music was killer.

[zionravescene]

I liked Charlie's take on Dragons Den in his Screen Burn column, where he imagined Evan Davies constantly referring to the Dragons as Bastards e.g. "The Bastards have spotted a flaw in Simon's business plan..."

[smallman1112]

does it make me a bad person that i actually cried a little i laughed so hard at the end of this video?

[Dission]

"Nothing lives forever." - For example, human life. LMAO

[trigga1uk]

2:10 - ah yes, the digital coffee table, id love to know what happened to that guy.

[JackyRowe]

is that gordon brown at 2:48???!!!

[GimmeChoclat]

YOUR MODERN NONSENSE HAS ANGERED THE DRAGONS!

I couldn't stop laughing!

[PurushaDesa]

"...Audio?"

"Oh, go on. Carry on. I don't think they noticed that."

"PFFF!"

"That's it."

[yousurfer2]

"you hope he doesn't live?"!!!

[crazytosh1]

"Bastards hole!!" :D

[iselldreams]

Theo with the godfather music purely brilliant " you hope he doesn't live" and the wee nod to the gunniness add to love you xxxxxx

[LordBifford]

Fuck, I'd never sell my fucking house for anyone or anything.

[wookovar]

Bashing the doll was out of the blue. Laughed my ass off.

[Rayh991]

"You hope he doesn't live?"

lmao

[burnedPaper]

peoples room

[gingerhunter55]

"Is it a kind of hay?"

[artinyyk]

4:18 onwards was so true.

[invallidusername]

they fall apart quicker than a leper in a wind tunnel ROFL

[invallidusername]

they fall apart quicker than a leper in a wind tunnel ROFL

[FrogmortonHotchkiss]

"Teleporting around a warehouse to confuse the cameraman" and the Godfather music - brilliant.

[moonshoes1000]

More crap than a turds sales man. What i line

This man for PM

[ZeetherKID77]

That clip reminded me of the Bulletball guy.

[dwaynebenzie33]

Charlie Brooker is my hero!

[Holliluvzyew]

" Ive seen it, Ive done it"

" YOU'RE A DEADMANN"

[devilbecka]

the bastard godfather theme looooooooool

[chocomog35]

'....come apart quicker than a leper in a wind tunnel...' Charlie Brooker < 333

[FrightenedFart]

"business is one of the cruelest things on earth, after me"

[zionravescene]

Theo Paphitis FTW. Generally speaking.

[chrisjako]

"quicker than a leper in a wind tunnel" .... its so freaking good :

[zionravescene]

"... who waits. That's what he does."

[AtTheApostasy]

This may sound sad, but I applauded when I saw what clip had been chosen for the funniest Screenwipe clip. Kudos.

[iwantnovacaine]

It's my opinion. This wasn't voted 'The Funniest Clip', I just thought it was.

[AtTheApostasy]

Well yeah I know, I just thought it was a good choice is all.

[fortunateson09]

last 10 seconds summarises beautifully why I am in love with Charlie Brooker.

[ScarTissue1990]

I nearly burst when he started hitting the doll!

[Smileylennard]

they should have called it 'people's room' rofl

[crazytosh1]

'A leper in a wind tunnel' :D

[dd7aa]

Bastard pie

[yousurfer2]

"dragons or bastards"

[lefoobar]

I actually had to pause this and stop to breathe because i was laughing so much. Charlie Brooker is made of win.

[KawaiiMofia]

oh god..i wanted to quote something that made me laugh in this comment.. but that would involve typing out pretty much everything he says XD

[CelticCymru]

Theo as The Godfather...

[TheConciseStatement]

"AH! The Maiden's testiness AROUSES the Dragons."

Yeah, Theo and Deborah definitely have... an understanding.

[thamuddler]

yeah um, i saw alot more crappy reality TV than anything funny. is this really the best this guy has?

[fanofthefoo1]

haha i love this show

[pippynip]

Only way that last bit could have been better was if it were a real baby...

Only joking :) Or am I.....?

[Grysham]

I agree with scantpie I'm afraid

[genericmeatunit]

"Do you know how many times the entertainment industry has tried this? 4 or 5!"

Really? 4 or 5? Well, I guess that's enough. If it hasn't worked after five attempts it's definitely impossible, right?

[ochayedonald]

she actaulyl said 4 or 5 DOZEN times - but even then it's not impossible - just improbable that it'll work. Timing is sometimes key to selling a product.

[genericmeatunit]

I sit corrected - I didn't hear the 'dozen'. So true about timing.

[Dadevilsdisciple]

She says, '4, 5, half a dozen times'. I think she realised that saying '4, 5, 6 times' makes her sound kinda stupid.

[ochayedonald]

Ah, you're right Dadevilsdisciple! I need to join you in sitting genericmeatunit...

[Pepsicolajuice]

She said 4 or 5, maybe half a dozen - half a dozen being 6.

[draoi99]

Nice one Charlie.

[takethislife89]

your modern nonsense angers the dragons

[AbbaCraka]

Damn Charlie, why you so funny?

[ars731]

my favorite part is 4:20 to 5:00.

nothing is permanent, " like human life for instance"

[SwozzleGirl]

They go to pieces quicker than a leper in a wind tunnel... Class.

[SwordInAir]

@SwozzleGirl haha missed that one, quality

[luxuriousnax]

cubeheaded...

[Iamkl132]

Bastards hole haha

[orpheus1664]

"You're a dead man"

[Taoen7]

lol Windows is doing this too.. with Surface.

[Riccotta]

you hope he doesn't live?!

[RockBottomRiser21]

"World's tallest teddy bear"

That actually made me laugh out loud.

[sozzers]

"they should have called it 'peoples' room'

haha, brilliant :D

[BIGGSHIZZLE]

barstards hole

[coruscantplanet]

That end minute of the video was brilliant :)

[tombiddles]

bloody hilarious