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  • How do we know humans came from monkeys? Well, I wasn't sure that it's true - until I saw you.

  • Awesome video, but totally for the wrong reasons. XD

  • Humans didn't come from apes and monkeys. Humans are apes, and apes are monkeys (primates), and therefore humans too are monkeys.

    When apes branched out from earlier monkeys (while still remaining monkeys,) they lost their tails. Chimps, gorillas, orangutans and bonobos don't have tails. Neither do we.

    Actually, we do have some tail bones. They are just not visible from the outside. They are vestigial (i.e. useless remnants of evolutionary past).

    (cont.)

  • Actually, harmful: if you've ever fallen on your tailbones, you know how it feels. Very bad. But not bad enough to be cut off by natural selection.

    Darwin's theory doesn't say it's all only by chance. Chance (random variation) plays a role, but so does natural selection, overall survuval of the better fit. This is how first monkeys appeared from earlier species, this is how apes appeared from earlier monkeys, this is how people appeared from earlier apes.

    (cont.)

  • They all have eyes, find food to eat and reproduce also. If any monkey (except humans) is born blind, it will quickly die, and leave no descendants, so blindness won't be inherited. This is an example of how harmful traits are cut off by natural selection.

    All males produce sperm. All females produce ova. It's the same in people, monkeys, fish, even plants.

    (cont.)

  • Monkeys have complicated minds too, just not as complicated as ours. But more compl;icated than the creatures they evolved from. Apes' minds are more complicated than those of other monkeys.

    Water and gravity are beyond Darwinian evolution, because they are not living creatures. In the case of water, there was evolution there too, but of a different kind. Gravity is a universal law, inherent in the structure of the universe.

    (cont.)

    

  • Jinns and demons don't exist in the natural (empirical) world. They are supernatiural creatures, products of thise complicated humah minds. Look for them inside your mind.

    Magic? I don't even know what you mean. If I turn on a little switch and hundreds of lights all over a whole building turn on, or a huge machine starts working, is it magic? Yes, no, maybe?

    How it happens? There are good answers to that, but you need to learn physics and engineeering to understand it.

    (cont.)

  • My father was an engineer. He never believed in any jinns or demons. Yet he built big heating and air-conditioning systems for supplying air to large buildings, sometimes whole systems of buildings. At required temperature. And they worked too.

    This is forbidden in Islam? Too bad for Islam.

    Perhaps what you believe should sometimes be checked against reality. Think about it.

    (cont.)

  • As for God or Allah, Kabir answered you centuries ago:

    "Why do you scream, muezzin, up on that minaret?

    Do you think God is deaf?

    The One for whom you scream,

    He is not up there!

    Look for Him in your heart!"

    This is from non-empirical "world," the world inside human mind and between human minds. Don't mix it with empirical one, it's wrong and sacrilegious.

    The whole video is hilarious.

  • My goodness...I'm speechless...If that is what people are being taught as ''scientific facts'' in Muslim countries, in this day and age, no wonder most are shitholes mangled in their own backwardness...This is actualy ridiculously pathetic.

  • I love this man!!!

  • STICK TO MAKING FALAFELS PLEASE!

  • you should live in a cave or a mud hut or somehing...

  • i just poked me eardrums out with a pencil. XD

  • What is this?  I don't even

  • You are sitting in front of a computer connected to the internet. You have the sum of human knowledge at your finger tips and the ability to communicate with experts in most every subject, yet you choose to sit there and spout ignorance.

  • @2cabs2toucan making a video like this is more difficult than looking stuff up on the internet.

  • @PointlessSteel If you grossly overestimate your own knowledge while at the same time underestimating what is known by others through science, then you can just open your mouth and let it run. However If being accurate and thoughtful is important to you then making a good video involves a bit of work.

  • Surely this vid is satire?? God help us if it isnt!

  • ALLAH HU AKBAR ALALALALLALALA

  • tl:dr version:

    "Cood you tell me what evolution by chance?"

  • uhhhh....

  • This is fucking hilarious...................i didn't understand a word you just said. How did you do the entire video without breathing?

  • jinn and faries dont exist the same as Centaurs and pegasus

  • no such thing as a jinn

    lol

    and this is a fake video

  • @Zanthios Oh no....Then what have i been putting in my juice all this time.

  • Bloody muslim idiot.

  • Ok guys, I got this, I studied some team america. Ehem:

    Bak, durk durkalah, durka durka, muhamajihad. Hapa shirpa shirpa, bakalah.

  • THIS GUY LOOKS AND SOUNDS,  LIKE A KNIFE MAN ,very scary AMEN

  • This guy can breathe through his ears...

  • What you gon' do with all that junk?

    All that junk inside your trunk?

    I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

    Get you love drunk off my humps,

    Humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps,What you gon' do with all that junk?

    All that junk inside your trunk?

    I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

    Get you love drunk off my humps,

    Humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps,What you gon' do with all that junk?

  • @cmcumu. This is so brilliant. You should be a teacher. Please teach my children to be wise like you. How proud your parents must be.

  • is this a troll ? cuz i am pretty sure it is

  • Wow! I'm convinced! Creationism must be real if this rambling uni-brow says so...

  • what is this guy rambling about ? is he crazy ?

  • WTF if this is not meant to be funny I have just seen the most ignorant piece of shit, and belive me i alread seen Hovind seminars....

  • Is this meant to be funny?

  • So you assume that just because someone isn't an idiot, they must be an atheist? Thanks man, what a lovely complement.

    And trying to use the existence of genies, a fairytale, or demons, an unprovable paranormal being, as proof against evolution is a bit, well, stupid in the "I have a few extra chromosomes" sense.

  • you suck

  • evolutionistsaresocrazycausevo­lutionisjustatheorynoonesaysfa­ctofevolutiontheyareallindoctr­inatedintheirreligionofatheism­!

  • Evolution says nothing about Jinn, cyclops, mermaids or any other mythological creatures. It deals only with physical beings that can be verified to exist. I know that's probably not the answer that you were looking for but it's the only one that exists. Cheers.

  • How long are creationists actually going to keep on saying that "evolutionists say we came from monkeys"? how many times can a group of people say something over and over and over and over again that is completely wrong, evolution never said "we came from monkeys" that's what creationists say because they are either to lazy or ignorant to set aside some time and read even one page on the theory of evolution, or maybe it's that they are to dishonest to do that or admit that they did.

  • @ThePuzzler81 evolution does say we came from monkies. We are classified as apes which are a subset of monkies.

  • Why do people who have never read 'On the origin of species' always have such strong opinions? The theory of evolution does not say "we came from monkeys" nor does it claim that we arrived by chance at all, much less as fully formed monkeys or humans. On the other hand I have read the Qu'ran (albeit in english) and still firmly hold the opinion that it says nothing at all to counter darwins theory that is measurable or testable. I won't "lol" and "haha" this video, instead I simply pitty you.

  • OH FUCK HES RIGHT!!!!!!! HOW CAN EVOLUTION ACCOUNT FOR JINN AND FAIRIES AND WIZARDS AND THE FLYING FUCKING TEAPOT? IT CANT. CHECKMATE EVOLUTIONISTS.

  • Hahahahah. listen from 1:30 to 1:40 sounds like he is saying:

    if you go to any museum you can see mummies and their bodies are bigger and stronger than our ASS now hahahaha

  • The internet: Where religions have come to die...

  • @Ivettefoto needs to watch @AronRa "Foundational Falsehood of Creationism" series.

    One concerns making claims and what is considered 'evidence', covering eyewitness testimony that oddly goes unnoticed by anyone else, except one other person with an entirely different story; as an analogy of world religions.

  • Forgive my genuine ignorance, but do they not have full stops in Arabic?

  • "If we came from monkeys why don't we have tails?"

    We came directly from apes, who in turn came from monkeys. Apes do not have tails, so the correct question would have been 'why don't apes have tails? ' The answer of course is that the posession or lack of a tail is one of the differentiating factors between apes and monkeys in taxonomic classification. You cannot have an ape with a tail. However, all apes do have a vestigous tail (coccyx), including all the muscles necessary to wag it.

  • Are you seriously asking atheists to explain the existence of something that atheists don't believe exists? Do you not understand the problem with that?

  • The jinn do exist. They are usually invisible and possess some form of incorporeality as well in that they can't be weighed in their misty form. The jinn look the same as us and wear clothes, they understand our languages. They are far closer to us than chimpanzees. What are the jinn if we are homo sapien? homo jinnius? They are 100%real and you're never going to get away from this one by laughing at us. I had a green man in a white robe appear to me one day right out of the blue. face to face!

  • Parallel world genies? And I thought Benny Hinn was a flake. Fuck Me.

  • @Talamasca124 Benny Hinn is a liar! Evil angels are real. You're comment shows what you know. You are all so possitive there are no other species here other than humans? I'll bet you everything forever that you're wrong. There is empirical proof of jinn and its not good news for Mankind. When some tv show says "People don't know yet..." That is a lie! Many people know. Demons fuck with people everyday on Earth and you just don't want to know about it. You call them schizophrenics and psychotics

  • @yvettefoto I mean this in the nicest way possible, but you really need to see a professional about your delusions. What is this 'empirical proof' that the entire rest of the world chooses to ignore? Would your 'empirical proof' not be as commonly accepted as 'rivers flow' and 'the wind blows'? Perhaps you just need to look up the term 'empirical proof' and try not to rationalize it to mean what you want it to mean.

  • @yvettefoto So the drugs that we successfully use to treat psychotics and schizophrenics, they must be angel juice, yeah? We used our understanding of those conditions to develop drugs that work. At no point did any pharmacologist, chemist, biologist or psychiatrist consult the Bible or the Koran to discover the correct combinations of molecules to make these drugs. If the Jinn are real, and God told us about them, surely a little biochemistry would've been helpful in ancient scriptures.

  • ohhhh....

  • hahahahaha

  • nince auto ue/reading off the paper .... Breath dammit!! one eyebrow

  • nince auto ue/reading off the paper .... Breath dammit!!

  • Wow you're incredibly dumb. But you nearly tricked me by how intelligent you look, as you read across the screen, and with that fantastically clear and articulate speaking voice you posses. You should maybe think about looking into becoming a news reporter or something, I think you’d go far in something like that.

  • muslim retard rofl, fail more piece of shit.

  • I can't believe I'm actually explaining this to someone, but here goes: Jinn almost certainly do not exist, for the same reason unicorns and dragons did not exist.

  • I would suggest you refine your public speaking skills.

  • OMG

  • Wow, Hajji ! You really blew Darwin out of the water. I'm gonna go down to the mosque tommorow and convert to Islam. Or the hindu monkey god or whatever the fuck you believe in.

  • We didn't come from monkeys. Learn about the subject before you try to debunk it moron.

  • oh my.

    the stupid is strong in this one.

    

  • Uh...you look like a monkey and ape.

    You look like the MISSING LINK.

    You are proof that Darwin's theory is true.

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  • I managed 1 minute and 18 seconds of this.  I'm rather proud.

  • @gamesbok

    22 seconds, but I blame the cold meds for slowing my mouse reflexes.

  • obviously people with down syndrom can post videos here...

  • Sorry. Jinn do not exist.

  • THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER RACE MIX. This creature is clearly the product of a sweaty night in the negro slums of cairo.

  • is this guy that fucking stupid hes living proof that muslims fucked goats .lolololo

  • humans ARE monkeys!

  • Wow, that was convincing. How could I have been so decieved?

  • Let's all take a deep breath and slow down a little OK?

  • My God, take a fucking breath. 

  • Why the fuck are you shouting all the time?

  • shut up and shave your eye brow.

  • I'm sorry, I can't resist typing this any longer

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    Don't judge me, you know it had to be said.

  • @KevinLounsberry don't be a troll man. That doesn't help anybody and desensitises you to the feeling of others. I admit he is very hard to understand but how well do you speak other languasges?

  • @wkrepelin Listen to what this guy just said. Or read it in my comment. Do you really think there's any sort of a back and forth argument to potentially be had here?

  • @KevinLounsberry I don't know for certain. I just ventured to answer the question.

  • @wkrepelin I don't think your venture was successful then. No one asked you a question.

  • @KevinLounsberry Don't be so obtuse. You know the the fellow who posted the video also posed questions. That's who asked me, albeit not directly because the video does not appear to be directed at any individual in particular. In this context my comment should be clear.

  • @wkrepelin Well if you sift through the comments here you'll find mine stating I couldn't understand him well enough to find a question in there and requesting that he speak more clearly or clearly type his arguments or questions in the description. There does seem to be something in the description but it's some sort of incredibly long run on sentence full of typos apparently saying he thinks evolution should address the existence of demons.

  • @KevinLounsberry And this guy obviously cannot speak or understand English, he probably got someone to translate something he wrote into English and give him the phonetic equivalent typed in Arabic. You can see his eyes and head moving to read it off his screen. I can't speak or understand Arabic and giving a real response to any questions or statements I think I may have deciphered in this would probably be more easily understood by a brick wall than by him.

  • @KevinLounsberry I'm not sure what that has to do with his asking a question or my answer. I have a feeling that you and I have rather similar views on the matter of Jinn and evolution so there is no reason for us to argue with one another here. I just think that your argument will be heard by more if you try to refrain from antagonism. Get out there and make your voice heard but make sure that it's the sort of statement that you'd like to be remembered for because that may be just the case.

  • @wkrepelin You're probably right, but since he's probably never going to learn English before he tries to speak it again, I don't imagine the question will ever reach him, nor will my pinpoint accurate text translation of his video.

  • @KevinLounsberry I guess we'll just have to agree on some points and not on others which is the way it should be. If we all thought the exact same way the world would be robbed of a great deal. I respect your (and everyones) right to have alternate points of view to my own and will even defend people's right to do so. I'm glad that even though we're on different pages we can have a nice back and forth with one another. Thanks for the chat and best to you.

  • @KevinLounsberry Racist!

  • @TomValedro Has nothing to do with his race actually. This is because of his religion, his culture and him pretending to speak English and failing miserably at doing so. And that what I did understand of what he said was incredibly retarded.

  • @KevinLounsberry that's racist.

  • @TomValedro It was a statement about him and the way he was acting, I know not all middle Eastern people act that way, and so it was not racist, but if you say "racist" again without any sort of explanation, it'll be spam.

  • @KevinLounsberry So you are saying that people with his kind of religion and and cultural background speak like that. You are such an asshole.

  • @TomValedro I'm actually only saying HE speaks like that. There were other, different subtle mockeries in there related to his religion.

  • @KevinLounsberry Yes, you are saying he speaks like that because of his culture and religion. wtf?

  • @TomValedro You're going to have to troll harder or go back to your cave. I've clearly stated only he speaks that way, meaning no other people of his religion. Sometimes trolls actually make interesting arguments, and those are the trolls I respond to. So make a real argument or it's over.

  • well I couldn't understand anything you just said, but I have a feeling it doesn't really matter. Stop shouting and try to speak clearly, or you could put them on the bottom or something, I'd be surprised if even other arabs could understand you.

    and what the hell is jinn You probably don't even care about the answer anyways, but if if you want an answer, translate the questions into comprehensible english and show them to me.

    and explain what "jinn" is and why you think it defies evolution.

  • I love how so many people label their videos, "Destroying Darwin's theory, or The theory of Evolution Disproved, Discredited...blah blah blah." Where is your publication in peer reviewed journals?

    If you did successfully discredit this theory why aren't you famous? Why aren't the people who wrote your arguments famous? I know the answer you'll give to these questions. "Its a conspiracy to make the public hate God."

    lol!

  • dude relax, and breath.

    i can barelly make out what you are saying.

  • What the fuck is Jinn?

  • @noobhealz402

    Jinn are Genies. Jinn is the original Arabic phonetic pronunciation of it.

  • @thissystemneeds LOL? How does that disprove evolution? Genies are made up, fictional characters. Idk, this guy is loony.

  • @noobhealz402

    And you expected anything less from this guy?

  • @thissystemneeds hahaha.

  • Totally agree

  • Obviously english isn't your first language, maybe learn it better or get someone else to read it. Because you sound like my little brotehr when he was in grade 3 reading everythign like a run on sentence as fast as he could with no emphasis on anything.

  • Jinn are created by chance by rubbing a lamp and by chance making three wishes by chance so you can impress a princess by chance all the while by chance defeating Jaffar and his parrot voiced by Gilbert Godfrey by chance.

  • blaH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, blahblahblahblahblah. Complete, total and utter moron.

  • AWESOME EYEBROWS!!!

  • Calm down. You clearly didn't evolve from a monkey. You still are one.

  • Well...this guy's argument settles it...CHECKMATE EVOLUTIONISTS!

  • Holy bacon Batman!

  • Theory of Evolution, not Evolution is a Theory.

    The Theory of Evolution is the predictive model made by observing Evolution.

    Evolution is an easily observed and well documented fact. The predictions made in the Theory of Evolution are increasingly robust and supported by millions of fossils as well as incontrovertible genetic evidence.

    The Theory still has gaps, but there has not been one documented case of anything supernatural so it would be ignorant to fill those gaps with magic.

  • @Vynjira I agree with everything you said, except that evolution is a well documented fact. It is actually a well documented set of millions of facts, which makes it all the more powerful. However, no matter how many facts you present this man with, he won't change his mind and neither will most religious people.

  • @aaronbobaron Evolution =/= Theory of Evolution, the Theory of Evolution is supported by millions of well documents facts... whereas Evolution is a fact in of itself.

  • What?

  • i sense a terrorist in the making. and yes u may say it is racist......But that accent just screams terrorism!

  • STOP! Are you a robot? Do you not need to breath. You are just talking in one fucking long run on. Seriously.

  • No wonder this guy don't like evolution. He simply don't understand it.

    It's sad to see how people get brainwashed into false beliefs. Evolution is not questionable science at all. The evidence for evolution is so overwhelming that anyone who question it is just demonstrating a serious ignorance on the subject. Usually it's ignorance resulting from religious indoctrination.

  • we dont COME from monkeys, monkeys are our cousins

    tails? how bout apes? how many gorillas have tails? the Cóccix is the vestige of a tail anyway. you dont need your appendix because you dont need to process plant matter. really? how much research did you do? stop asking questions before actually trying to find facts. you're just passing the buck.

    Jinn? wut? we had bunyips here in australia. coincidentally they are also "extinct" from lack of belief.

  • Duhhh! And who ever saw a Jinn? lmao!!!!!

  • 2:16 we have a recessive gene for a tail, kindly start to make sense or stfu

  • Holy crap, this guy doesn't use points in his sentences!

  • Jinn came from chance in the same fashion that unicorns came from chance. BTW their is no magic!

  • WTF IS A JINN? I think you mean gene. Do everyone a favor and go back to high school.

  • Actually, its Djinn :)

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  • I cannot understand what you say because you don't use any inflection in your voice and speak as if there is no punctuation at all although there might be some but you can't read it do you know what i mean it's as if you are only reading one giant run on and... Oh screw it. It pains me to write anything that long without punctuation :)

    Either way - you make no sense. You don't understand evolution and even say so yourself, and yet you discard any real explanation. Too bad.

  • Ho

    Lee

    Fuck.

  • He convinced me!! Charles Dickens is wron because there is other creatures with lives. the bodies of mummies are taller and stronger then all us now. why is we have no tails?lol slow down, take a breath dude. now go back to your hookah and make sure the jinn dont get you

  • THANK YOU COME AGAIN

  • WTF IS THIS SHIT

  • Another brainless Mujahadeen!

    Why don't you do the world and the genepool a favour and kill yourself (preferably by blowing yourself up in a mosque...see how they like it)

  • @Mr40Pounds they already do! Google suicide bomber mosque. See hundreds of news reports of Muslims blowing up mosques.

  • A Theory in this sense is a composition of a large body of facts.

    Given the choice of the fact of gravity acting upon me on the

    edge of a tall building or a spirit, I would choose Gravity.

  • Evolution is forces acting upon elements. Gravity: Without gravity man would fly right off into space. When you see a snapshot of a rain drop splat, it wasn't always a rain drop splat. Wasn't created as a rain drop splat, before that it was a rain drop, before that a gas in a cloud. Evolution as survival means life forms adapting to their changing environment. Life forms don't always become bigger, really, it depends on their environment.

  • Fuck me we have found the missing link

  • @porbello9

    lol... nice :)

  • @porbello9

    1. Not even on your birthday.

    2. Just because he has been brainwashed doesn't make it cool or funny for you to be callous or derogitory.

  • The smallest bit of research would probably answer your questions. To be honest I stopped watching because while I understand that English probably isn't your first language, its almost impossible to follow you as you urgently and loudly speak your monotone monosentence.

    That and "I don't know when the camera was invented". Google, motherfucker, can you use it?!

  • jinn ?

    You mean those that live together with fairies, santa claus, trolls, orks & magicians ?

    I don't think so. :)

  • I would say something meaningful if this were at all intelligible.

  • HEY EVERYBODY! You can make this even more hilarious by opening three or more versions of this video and start each playing at different spots in the video. I did it by accident and, sure enough, it wasn't too long before I felt Jinn and demons overtaking me. Jinn and demons are comedians. They had me laughing so hilariously. So much fun!! Thanks so much to the creator of this video. I LOVE IT!!!

  • Tell the truth... this is you, Eddie Murphy, in disguise, right? Ed DEE!!! Great skit, Mr. Murphy. It looks so authentic. The only thing that clued me in that this is just another one of your hilarious skits is that no one can possibly be this dumb. Ha ha ha. You almost got me. :D Jinn and demons. . . stop, STOP!! LOL! You're killing me over here.

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  • Darwin is such a moron for forgetting about magic in his theory...

  • So many lols to be had in this video :P

  • i feel like i am on the phone with customer service

  • I don't think i've ever in my life heard such an incomprehensible amount of dribble in my life.

  • first off, take a English class, and relax your fervor.

  • What???

  • kids, dont do crack

  • Oh the old "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?"

    You can't disprove hardcore science with fictitious fairy tales and fantasies.

  • dude,start by actually reading darwins book please

  • We are apes, they don't have tails, dummy.

  • What is that in English?

  • Here is a tip for you: BREATHE!

  • Cmu, I get the impression that English may not be your first language. In the future consider rehearsing your lines. Its a bit hard to make it through the accent.

  • I just got a scam mail from a "Nigerian Prince" and his voice is totally narrating it for me now.

  • isn't the proper word Djin ? meh i could be very wrong.

    -_- , if djins exist then why can't we travel to work and school or flying broom sticks?

    it would help decrease global pollution.

  • where the Jinn ?

    I never seen one, and if you show me one I will ask the community of scientists to give reward you with nobel prize

  • Jinn? really? This is still the 21st century right? This video shows why Islam leads the world in science. Try getting and using a library card. BTW we are much taller than people from the past.

  • 1:00 Charlies Dickens?

  • Jinn don't exist.

  • Slow it down dude, hows anyone suppossed to understand what you're saying when you are talking at 100mph

  • Where's the other video with a very tasty mic?

  • This can be improved in three ways:

    1. If he learned what he was going to say before trying to say it.

    2. If he could actually speak English in the first place.

    3. If his arguments weren't full of shit.

  • Do you need water now..?