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  • 8:27 boy in the bottom left picks his nose -_____-

  • 8:52 centipede of the human kind

  • duck and die

  • I hope we will never need to use these videos again.

  • Im love this)) Russian Allert)) Actual for now))

  • Finally I know what to do when grenades apporoach me at the club... Duck annnd coooveer :)

  • The  advice they give is actually useful believe it or not.

    An atomic bob can wipe out an entire city in less than 10 seconds. You will not have time to find shelter in the event of a sudden attack. Doing this at least gives you a chance, running like ants only makes it easier to die. You can't outrun a nuke

  • @Fredfredbug4 You would die of radiation later though. I would rather go quickly than slowly.

  • @tg72211 Not really, Gamma rays travel in straight lines. Standing up would expose you to more gamma rays. Ducking and Covering exposes you to a lot less lowering the chance of radiation sickness.

  • know we know to push your sister out of the way to duck and cover 6:10

  • if i cant see you you cant heart me 

  • Just wondering sense this is exactly what not to do is there anything that could help increase ones chances of surviving a nuke? I know covering yourself may help but is there anything more you can do?

  • If you duck and cover you will fly 100 feet. If you go into your inner hall, well, it would have to have a 10 foot thick wall, andthen an inch thick of lead. This video will help if you wer 20 miles away from the boom

  • 6:16 HUMAN CENTIPEDE

  • This is terrible advice...

  • 7:49 made me piss myself laughing

  • Now i know what to do always carry a gun(flash of light) shoot myself in the head

  • (bright flash) i know what to do! (gets under desk ans is evaporated)

  • The whole point of this vid was to prevent panic and create an atmosphere of (fake) safety. they didnt want america to go crazy about the atomic bomb soo simply they lied to them ....

  • You know how bad a sunburn could feel, well an atomic bomb is 10,000 TIMES HOTTER THAN THE FUCKING SUN YOU'LL FUCKING EVAPORATE!!!!!!!

  • The best thing to do is to go in a basement, In the field you should dug yourself in.

    Ofcourse for real you wont have the time for that and you can Duck&Cover whatever you want but Your Facked already! XD

  • Duck and cover eh?

    Won't be much use when the force of the bomb makes your lungs explode and every bone in your body shatters!

  • 7:29 That bus would burn right away.

  • wow that's HOT! so HOT it's COOL! so cool can't feel it. we'll be gone before we.......

  • "We must obey the Civil-Defense Worker... Exterminate! Exterminate!.." 7:20

    ...Lol! I love the guy with the Newspaper on his head: at least, he'll burn faster...

    The only useful thing you can do is move away from any heavy-populated area and build a shelter that can sustain 200 people for 20-30 years (plus the material for reconstruction afterwards)... Because, if a Nuke blows up, the rest of them will too and it's Armageddon, people!

    Me? I'll grab a chair and watch the show...

  • If a 57 megaton bomb(5700 kilotons or equal to Tsar Bomba) hit YOUR town, at ground zero there would be a creator over 2 MILES ACROSS and 1000 FEET DEEP!

    Every house within 20 miles will be COMPLETELY destroyed! And if a house is destroyed, guess what happens to your fragile ass!

    For 33 FUCK MILES most all glass windows will be blown out!!!

    There's a structural damage sim you can do for your own town at meyerweb(.)com/eric/tools/gmap­/hydesim.html

  • if you're not bert, you're screwed.

  • weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwoo­ooooooooooooooooooooo-

    1.Flash-duck and cover-if you are in a building this will most likely stop the flash from blinding you, but the light and heat released in the split second, will melt a vehicle in a matter of seconds and trap everyone inside mmost likely killing them, and blow in any buliding in a 5-10 mile wide radius (depends on the bomb).

    2.Heat and Radiation release-Suppose you survive the flash, by some miracle, you will be in a nuclear waste land

  • lol

  • DONT LISTEN TO THIS I MEAN IT THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL SURVIVE THIS IS TO GET IN A FRIGERATOR

  • This is one of the biggest loads of bullshit I have ever watched... XD

  • 6:16

    Patty- Paul! You better not fart in my face!!!

  • tutles FTW is the messege given

  • ok, first of all, the flash, even if you are in a building, will most likely give you a 3rd degree burn itself, then the shockwave hits you, shattering almost every bone in your body, if you are near the bomb, you will literally go from solid to vapor in a matter of 2 seconds. if you are lucky enough to be in a shelter, or in some kind of safe place, the radiation will contaminate the water and soil, killing all plants, livestock will die from lack of food and water, and eventually people die.

  • well arent you a positive person lol

  • @whothef why yes i am hahahaahahahahahahhahaaaaa

  • @lordofthebasses123 Quite frankly, there isn't much ways to survive a nuclear bomb. Ducking and cover will protect you from some things such as debris. Although, you probably will still die, it increases your chance of survival by a small amount (which is better then nothing if you ask me :P)

  • holy shit a missle i better duck in cover

  • When you see the flash - you'll light on fire.

    Nuclear radiation travels at the speed of light, then the shockwave comes at the speed of sound.

    ...Maybe Usain Bolt would survive.

  • Whoa! A kamikaze monkey! :D

  • notice theres no black kids in this video

  • @BKlYnOG there is a black kid. look in one of the vids of the classroom

  • duh....... 1:37 there are two!!!

  • Tri lernin to spel!!

  • if you want to die ritheing in agonizeing pain throwing up lumanus puke .while waching all your skin fall of over a matter of weeks then you know what to do .DUCK AND COVER .

  • This is embee

  • man if this is was they thought helped u when a nuke levels your town or large city it does not even help u and any way possible

  • as helpful as ducking and hiding under a nice, safe, cheap wooden desk would be when you have a giant nuclear blast big enough to level a small town

  • btw at 1:44 - 1:50 the 3rd guy that slide down the pole kinda looked like hitler

  • YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSS he does omgb

  • AWSOMEEEEEEEE!!!!!

  • this is bs

  • Sorry my page sort of refreshed itself a few times

  • alpha particles can kill you when you ingest them possibly in water after you survive (most likely ) but are harmless otherwise.

  • Beta waves can go through thick aluminium and will disable electronics, alpha particles will kill you when you ingest them possibly in water after ( most likely ) but are harmless otherwise and gamma rays will flash burn/vapourise you under any less than 6 feet of concrete or several inches of lead an added bonus is that they move at the speed of light (good luck running).

  • Beta waves can go through thick aluminium and will disable electronics, alpha particles will kill you when you ingest them possibly in water after ( most likely ) but are harmless otherwise and gamma rays will flash burn/vapourise you under any less than 6 feet of concrete or several inches of lead an added bonus is that they move at the speed of light (good luck running).

  • Beta waves can go through thick aluminium and will disable electronics, alpha particles will kill you when you ingest them possibly in water after ( most likely ) but are harmless otherwise and gamma rays will flash burn/vapourise you under any less than 6 feet of concrete or several inches of lead an added bonus is that they move at the speed of light (good luck running).

  • "the atomic bom flach can burn you worse than a terrible sunburn."

    holy crap! nukes are bad!

  • hahahaha 50's typical movie. at 8:36 and 1:37 those are token blacks! hahah. and frankly this is helpful a bit. i mean, if you did survive an atomic bomb blast in the "duck and cover" position, the injuries wont be as bad. but i mean, what are the chances?

    and whats the SSHHHHH! sound when they say duck(SHHHHH) and cover?

  • i think thats either a gasp as in "oh my god we're all gonna die if we dont duck and cover now" sort of gasp or the swish sort of sound of bert ducking and covering very quickly.

  • thats the SHHHIIIIITTTT were all gonna die!

  • lol! We watched it in history and we were all laughing so much!!!! Duck and cover isn't gonna save you from vapourising!!! and i thing an atomic bomb is slightly more dangerous than a car.

  • umm how is a nuclear bomb barely more dangerous than a car??

  • It's a lot more dangerous.... the difference between being flattened and vapourised... but i don't think it shows that clearly!

  • heh it really doesn't.

  • I wonder if anyone at that time saw a bright flash from some other light source and "duck and covered"

    LOOOOOOL.

  • i think from 2:51 to 2:57 that kid enjoyed that back rub... lulz.

  • Honestly, I dont think its a matter of debris. An Atomic Bomb would incinerate you under, or above a desk. And if you hide beside a building opposite of the explosion, the building will most likely collapse on YOU. And if you are on the same side as the nuke, you will be burned, crushed, or just plain incinerated. Even still you have to consider Nuclear Fallout. "Fresh" radiation can kill you in a matter of minutes. It wont save you from death, you would just die knowing you did the right thing.

  • Everyone knows that radiation is good... it turns you into a SUPERHERO!

  • never works

  • Obviously this advice is not applicable at ground zero, but the blast wave of an a-bomb is several miles, and ducking and covering WILL save you from harsh debris; It's better than nothing.

    From what I understand about radiation, a newspaper or clothing will stop beta waves, your skin will stop alpha waves, but gamma rays are those which go through most everything. Radiation poisoning in your face & neck / head would be worst location. You'd also have to be careful not to breath radiated dust.

  • I doubt a news paper will protect you from radiation.

  • neither would a picnic blanket, desk or any other thing mentioned in the above video.

  • Crossing the street is as Dangerous as the atomic bomb!

    Duck and Cover!

  • hahahahaha!!!!!!!! lol A nuclear bomb is gunna disintegrate the crap out of you whether Your Under a desk or dancing on top of a desk!!!!! LOL

  • I don't think they meant this could save you from "ground zero" of the explosion. Being near the center of the explosion would vaporize you. Seems like they are giving people precautionary actions if you reside near the outskirts of a nuclear explosion where it can potentially burn you very badly, but not vaporize you. Still, there would be potentially lethal doses of radiation contaminating the air. If you were at "ground zero" they would tell you to head to the nearest bomb shelter.

  • are u kidding me, a school bus sure would keep u safe

  • The newspaper saves you from bad burns, but will it stop you from being VAPORISED?

  • lol this should have been in fallout 3

  • newspaper is winning lol

  • theres a machima atomic montage with a remix of the voice in this vid, using clips from fallout 3. its pretty cool

  • man this is the biggest crap propaganda the gov gave us so we could feel safe

  • How many turtles survived the atomic bombs dropped on Japan? Does anyone know?

  • You gotta love how harmless this vid makes atomic bombs look XP. ''You may get knocked over''

    How about: ''The power of a thousand suns will instantly disintigrate your entire body into ash. If your lucky that is.''

  • I think Tony had knowledge of the attack, his reaction was far too quick. Tonys a communist I tell you!!! ;)

  • wth? it wont help even if u duck and cover and if he ducked and covered behind the tractor the heat of the explosion would melt his ass

  • because this video cam out in 1943 or something like that

  • um actually it was the 1950s.... cos nobody (except the scientists) knew it existed before 1945.

  • I know, Fuck the intense heat and killer radioation let off by an atomic bomb. Your arms are more than enough to cover your head from that damage XP

  • duck and cover...then kiss your ass good-bye!

  • because theyre obviusly white, as to whyyy theyre obvisusly white because it was the 50 and if they made this film you cant have that big expectations from them xD

  • people are stupid and gullible. They want an answer for everything and fail to realize that in some situations your just fucked and there is no right thing to do... so they made this bullshit up... besides if a nuclear attack happened its not like they could call the government out on it....

  • It IS bullshit but it was a way to make people feel more secure and keep control of the population instead of mass hysteria.

  • it's clear that if the bomb just hit your house you are fucked up, but if the bomb grounds some miles away you can still save your life with these methods. also, in '43 the atomic bomb wasn't that powerfull as now, so the radius of the explosion wasn't that wide. plus, this video was made for children and its goal was too lower the effect of a nuclear attack. damn they couldn't tell to the children that they could save their life in the 15% of the cases...

  • 3:10 "You cover the back of your neck with your face" .....what?

  • who the hell would jump off a tractor? that's a good way to get run over......

  • yeah and his head is actually in the way of the wheel!

  • this was the mid 50's....

  • What a good way to brainwash kids!

  • "The bomb can hurt u more then the worst sunburn ," lol ya Id say like molten flesh.

  • its such a lie you'd be totally fricken obliterated!

  • if you want the real explanation: the government wanted us to belive it was safe to duck and cover (even though u wouldnt) so we would "survive." so the militarty wanted us to think it was safe for us to use atomic bombs in the usa and japan ans ussr (russia) during the cold war.

  • that a boy tony!

  • Deedle dum dum...deedle dum dum!! I love it! In ways, this litte piece of nostalgia makes me long for the simplicity of the Cold War.  At least we knew who the enemy was and how we would be destroyed. This shadowy war with a shadowy enemy that Western civilization is now engaged in is somehow unsettling...

  • yea dad. hide under the newspaper. that makes a GREAT shelter x] it wud've been quite funny if taht tractor kept going and ran over the guy xD imagine if someone did this now a days.... that wud be the funniest thing :D

  • i watched this in socials 11 LOL

    i love the song

  • ata boy tony! AHAGAHGAH Tony: YOU LIED!!!

  • wonder if the government ever considered telling them its 10 times hotter than the core of the sun in a nuclear explosion and they would be pretty much vaporized

  • I watched this movie in Chemistry class, and i agree with 1weirdgurl, that if a desk or any thing else will save your life, why bother to make a bombshelter or that crap...lol

  • A desk is going to save your life in the event of a nuclear fallout..hmm then why bother buying a bombshelter? Just buy a school desk...

  • LOL, this video and them telling that these kind of things will save u, it was the goverments way of making u feel like u have some control .

  • I remembered my history teacher showing all his classes this video. Everyone couldn't stop laughing around 6:11 and at 7:49.

  • it can smash in buildings and knock you down, or push you against a wall or radioactive fallout could sneak up on you and kill you slowly with many umpleasant symptoms.or you could be incinerated in an atomic blast and be left a simmering burht up mass. so remember kids duck and cover

  • my school is so old that it has a bomb shelter which is really a hall way with no windows.

  • Title should be "How to die neatly"

  • what if it just exploded on you?

  • Apparently the Japanese were not aware of the revolutionary "Duck and Cover" Tactics...

  • ooooooohhhhhhhhhh the japs just got BURNED!!!

  • Vaporized....

  • BOOOOM HEADSHOT!!

  • that might save you from the flash but the rest will kill you qiuckly!

    and if you do some how survive your still screwd becuase of the fallout and raid!

  • bert is a paranoid cold war mother fucker

  • that guy has the classic 1950s voice that every one had

  • wow there just walking went there is a atomic bomb coming

  • We make fun of it, but really what else can you do if a nuke goes off? If you're not immediately killed, there isn't a whole lot you can do at that moment other than shield yourself from the initial flash burns. I'm also pretty sure they didn't want to discuss the after-effects with little kids for fear of scaring the living shit out of them.

  • That still wouldn't help at all. The reason they are telling kids to duck and cover is because they know if there is a bomb they're screwed, but as long as there isn't one, they'll feel safe because they think they know what to do. Remember how people would tell you what to do if someone tried to kidnap you? How many kids get kidnapped that actually are able to escape those ways.

  • baaaaahahaha that guy's voice is classic.

    DUCK! And coverrrrrrr. Cover sounds like Zapp Branigan.

    And Remember DUCK AND COVER "JEESUS CHRIST KIDS SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

  • CLIMB IN THE REFRIGERATOR!

    =P

  • 7:45 shows me that even a thin cloth such as a newspaper or a blanket will protect me from, not only the skin melting heat from the nuclear bomb, but also the deadly radiation.

  • Lol.

  • wtf???

    this is how we will survive a nuclear bomb??

    yeah right!!this is also the right way to survive an earthquake??suuuure...ok read about''triangle of life'' that's the only way to survive!!and i am not kidding..doug copp is the chief of the best rescue team..i hope you will read it and survive an earthquake..

    stupid video..pfff

  • Wow!!! Amazing! If children don't know how to survive a nuclear attack after this I would be shocked. I mean, they only told them to "duck and cover" 27 times...

    REMEMBER TO DUCK AND COVER!!!

  • Duck! And coverrr!

  • Shouldn't it be cover then duck?

  • the kids just walk

  • Tony must be a paranoid kid.

  • "Hey Mister, my daddy said that this duck and cover thing is total bullshit and can't save us!"

    "Uhh..that's nice kid."

    *Taps teacher on shoulder*

    "I think one of your students is a Red..can I talk to him after class?"

  • LOL

  • But DONT worry an older person will help you as they do...

  • Even a newspaper can help protect you from a burn!

  • it's cool the blast will do most of the throwing your body into walls for you. all you need to worry about is covering your body with highly flammable material like newspaper or picnic blankets to shield yourself from the super intense heat and hundred mph winds unleashed by the bomb not to mention all the cars and pieces of houses flying around

  • Hey shut up man stop being a Commie. YOU COMMIE.

  • i'm not being a commie just stating a fact

    you know i'm right

  • Yeah, I was just kidding about that.

  • Obey the civil defense worker!!

  • "First you duck... and then you cover, and very tightly you cover the back of your neck... with your face"

    Now how the fuck do you do that? LMAO!!!

  • Uhm... he said, "First you duck ... and then you cover, and very tightly you cover the back of your neck AND your face."

    The and was kinda quiet

  • its all about averages...The people closest to the epicenter are dead...but at a certain distance "duck and cover" will help.

  • A 5 ton atomic bomb is powerless against a newspaper. WTF

  • Duck and Cover weave weave you must weave to avoid the radiation!!!!!!!! ooops

  • so this is why all old people are fucking retarded

  • lol "youll know when it comes" if only the japanese civilians had desks to duck under

  • good thing my desk is able to block radiation

  • haha I know imagine if we HAD been hit with and atomic bomb and a bunch of students had died. Students in other areas would've been so confused. "But they "ducked and covered" mommy!" It's funny but it's sad and frightening at the same time.

  • yes Tony becausae that dinky little wall will save you from the radiation, wind and burn of the atomic bomb....and oh look a civil worker just suddenly is there to help you

  • The illusion of safety.

  • about 7 minutes in haha we must OBEY!!! the civil defense worker. i don't have a teacher here with me, what shall i do with all these questions that i have? like how long does it take for everyone to find out that d&c doesn't work?

  • we watched this vid in my last year history class and everyone couldn't stop laughing:):):Dit's pretty awesome

    *duck and cover*:)

  • what happened to the monkey?

  • oh yaeh a coat would really help you against a massive shockwave let me tell ya and no burt i'm not gunna duck and cover i'm no sissy. lol

  • because we all know how sturdy and bomb proof classroom tables are

  • Remember kids, if you see a monkey with TNT tied to a stick, he's a suicide bombing terrorist!

  • Save your life in the event of a nuclear holocaust: become a turtle.

  • I remember in school in the early 80's we would do what they called tornado drills just like this.

    Then I realized that we weren't anywhere near a tornado zone.

    I guess it was a trick to keep from scaring us.

  • Good one Tony! Indeed very helpful! They should teach this all over the world so it would be a much safer place to live!

  • the glass will fly through the air, and CUTYOU

  • "Duck... *swish* and cover... Duck *swish* and coveer"

  • actually the best bet is to be right under the denotation sight and stand as far up as you can so you don't die of fallout radiation ,

  • disentegration much?

  • Much, MUCH quicker.

  • I don't know about anyone else, but doesn't anyone find it sad that this actually had to be taught to children about nuclear bombs?

    I think it just shows how low the world has dropped in the past 50 years in terms of humanity

  • Lol those kids in the bus would be screwed.

  • All seeing eye at the end.

  • euh...huh?

  • little children...go to the nearest adult cause he knows what to do

    unzip your pants

    and zip your mouth

  • those people that ducked and covered next to those walls would have been burned either way.

  • I thought the guy on the tractor was going to run himself over.

  • lol i would hit someone i dont like so they die and then duck and cover

  • the monkey died