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  • They should create a version with Wolverine playing batman arkham city :-D

  • batman would win

  • completely depends on who is most prepared.. that is both of their greatest strength, if batman knows wolverine is coming, and who he is. Batman would win.. and if wolverine knew Batman has a giant magnet in his utility belt then wolverine would prepare and win.. its what they do! both of them lose only when they are surprised, and usually come back and whoop ass. unless its against the hulk/superman somethings you just dont prepare for lol

  • MAGNET *cough* BIG ASS MAGNET *cough*

  • If your looking for a good match for Batman..I reckon Capt America would be the man..Hulk against Superman...Storm vs Wonder Woman..Green Lantern vs Silver Surfer..Namor vs Aquaman..personally I reckon Wolverine can take all the Justice League one at a time..it might take time with Superman,Flash and green Lantern until he finds the best time and additional weapon to kill them..of course thats just my opinion

  • Wolerine when he's in Berserker rage he feels no pain and his animal instinct take over and doesnt stop until he kills his target..read the marvel Old Man Logan..there he slauthered all x men by himself and all the Hulks clan..like they said "He's the best there is and what he does"...so sorry batman fans but your man doesnt last 30 min with Wolvie if he fights him seriously..

  • Wolverine can beat Batman easy...reason is theyre both trained in ninjitsu but wolverine has many teachers in any form of combat including the shiar imperial warriors..he has vast healing factor which means he can stand a lot of pain batman has nothing..Logan has acute senses that can track Batman anywhere even in his mansion..the best part is Wolverine learns fast..he is considered the most dangerous mutant in the planet.

  • what game is this? i need to have it!!

  • i have this game i did not get past the 1st level i dont know where to go!!!!!!!

  • @LexiAnnTweedy look up some gameplay in youtube see how they pass the first levle then you do the same. iv done that lots of times.

  • @jediharold12 THANKYOU!! XOXOXO

  • Wolverine's claws looks better in this then Origins :D

  • Batman would easily own wolverine batmans stealthy, fast and never tires + he has cooling vent's in the suit so he wouldnt get hot and fatigued he'd sneak and befroe wolverine knew it batman would snap his neck, stab him with a batarang ect.

  • @Mcdonald390 and @Ironfan7777777

    Dear nerds,

    shut the fuck up.

    Sincerely,

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  • Caller ID has been Bat-Blocked!!!!!!

  • Mother Father! I just thought I'd type that again. see if it gets any thumbs up. Dumbasses.

  • MOTHER FATHER!!!

  • Lol, nope wolverine kills batman m sorry...I mean super strenght aside, Wolverine is a killer indeed, brought up and trained for that. He has a million times more experience than batman...and as for the anesthetics stuff, it would take a hell lot to put him to sleep, considering his healing factor also provides resistivity and immunity to most drugs!! Plus he isn't you dumb kind of opponent that would just stand there and breathe it all in like most of batman's foes seem to do!!

  • @Mcdonald390 Yeah, But you forget Bruce Wayne's a pimp, A milionair. Wolverine might be powerful, But he ain't getting no hoes. Besides, Batman is intellegent, He thinks about what to do and how to take care of the problem.

  • @DemonBlade008 You clearly don't know what a pimp is so I will let that slide as it has nothing to do with what I said. Besides wolfy definitely got with more chicks than batman will ever in his entire life time...finally lol if "batman is intelligent" is all you got then I have nothing more to add.

  • @Mcdonald390 Of course he got more girls. He's lived for over 100 years. But that's irrelevant. He's also defeated Ras al Ghul multiple times, who has over a thousand years of combat experience, even on Logan. He's also beaten Superman. Batman is so intelligent and paranoid, that he once created a series of plans that was used to defeat the ENTIRE Justice League. You think he can't beat Wolvie? BTW, Wolverine doesn't have super strength. I don't know where you people got that from.

  • @Ironfan7777777 lol the girl stuff was in response to the other guys comment who brought it up...u dont need to be smart to know its irrelevant which i said in my reply that it had nothing to do with anything..next time make sure you actually read before you get too excited!

  • @Ironfan7777777 Also don't compare wolverine and what he has been through to some old geezer using a "fountain of youth" lol. I could tell you about wolverines opponents who are a hell lot stronger than most of batmans foes, like when he fought the hulk and walked away but that would be irrelevant as most of these cant even be compared..Finally super strength doesnt always mean superman...his adamantium skeleton grants him strength higher than a human's..so yup batman looses

  • @Mcdonald390 The girl stuff wasn't important, I was just pointing that out. His adamantium skeleton does not make him stronger, it makes his hits hurt more. Super strength is barely a factor with Batman anyway, he's fought (and beaten) Bane, Killer Croc, and once again, Superman. Most of Batman's foes aren't dangerous because of physical strength, but because of their evil plotting. Surving a fight with the Hulk isn't special, just about every hero hulk has fought lived, if not all.

  • @Mcdonald390 Oh, and I seriously doubt Ras THOUSANDS of years of combat don't stack up to Wolverines. Batman has beaten the world's worst assassins. Wolverine may be the best at what he does, but Batman is the best at what he does too.

  • @Ironfan7777777 You clearly know nothing about wolverine as you seem stuck up in your own lil dc world. I will tell you again not to compare wolverine to ras algur (whatever his name is) Batman would put up a good fight but he won't defeat wolverine at all. We talking a mutant with adamantium bones,extremely high healing factor, accute sense of smell, sight and hearing so batman's stealth and anesthetics are useless.. Plus trained in all military killing arts with centuries of xp

  • @Mcdonald390

    I dont live in a "dc world". I barely even read dc comics. Personally, my subject of expertise would be Spider-Man. Anyway, Wolverine was born in the 1890s and been in some wars. Ras has lived at least over 400 years(apparently I was incorrect in saying thousands). Ras has taken part in the Napoleonic Wars and French Revolution and has studied combat long before Wolvie was born. Batman's been trained in killing arts as well, he just chooses not to.

  • @Mcdonald390 in a first round bout not knowing anything about his opponent batman might get a little ruffed up but he would escape exploit wolverines weakness which is bassically blind anger and kick his mother father but

  • @Mcdonald390 Also, honestly, the heightened senses are easily Wolverines downfall. That often what happens to Daredevil. Like EpicGuitarGuy said, he'd exploit Wolvies weakness. After a few minutes of fighting, and (maybe) getting cut a few times by Wolvie. Bats would at some point figure out most(if not all) of his powers (he's the world's greatest detective), and blast him with sonics powerful enough to make him pass out. If they worked on Supes and Daredevil, they'd work on Wolvie

  • @Ironfan7777777 lol why do you keep assuming things and comparing opponents? I already told you opponents mean nothing as wolv has taken down opponents more fearsome than batman. The superman example you are giving me here is bs as like you said, every hero supe fights never gets killed.

  • @Mcdonald390 You dont get it. Its not just about brute strength and fighting man-to-man. Batman's intelligence supersedes almost any others. Wolvies opponents aren't scarier than Bats because they are evil geniuses. Villains don't tell ghost stories, they tell Joker stories (that's literally from the comics). Batman villains have caused citywide chaos and terrorism. He's faced the worlds deadliest assassins(which Ras leads) and singlehandedly downed an alien GOD.

  • @Ironfan7777777 As for the daredevil example lol the only reason sound is dare devil's weakness is due to the fact his sense of hearing is extremely more accute than that of wolv.If you insist on comparing both then you really are clueless.Wolverine on like daredevil needs to focus in other to perceive sounds at extremely inhuman limits. Otherwise he got you usual slightly advanced hearing.Now "batman is the greatest detec" is always your answer. Most of his foes are silly with lots of openings

  • @Mcdonald390 i like wolverine but i think batman is better because he is just a human who uses his knowledge and fighting skills to take down supervillians. A near-meta such as Deathstroke comments that Batman "hits harder than most beings with superhuman strength and i dont think a guy that can be held back with a super powerd magnet holds up to that

  • @Mcdonald390 Batman is incredibly resourceful. I myself can think of many ways he would beat Logan. Like EpicGuitar said, super magnet, even without sonics, bats can pop in earplugs and blast them loud enough to knock Wolverine out, a large enough explosive charge, a laser from a satellite, or analyze his body and synthesize some carbonadium (yes I know what that is).

  • @Ironfan7777777 lol AGAIN...you keep referring to opponents and compare them to wolv. Try as hard as you want, but wolv isn't your usual dumb and all brute strength opponent like I already told you and like most of batman foes are! You are the one that doesnt get it I know batman probably even more than you do..but his intelligent like I keep telling you means nothing here. Stop seeing him as a GOD..He is NOT. He is only human (not saying that is y he will loose)

  • @Ironfan7777777 lol.I mean now you are comming up with ridiculuos ideas saying batman will pull out a "super magnet" out of no where in a fight with wolv...or pull out a sonic device, or pull out a large enough explosive charge (which is the most ridiculous because it would have to be Tons of explosive to slow him down..not some pocket c4.) a laser from a satelite (I suppose wolverine would stand there with his super reflexes n watch rigth?) Produce carbonadium? lol u r desperate

  • @Mcdonald390 Batman can easily find if not make a super magnet. He probably has one on the Batwing fly it over and pick Wolvie up. Batman has tons of explosives, probably set up in certain spots of the city. You're also assuming he wouldn't just leave and find Wolvie later even more prepared. Batman is the most prepared a person can possibly be.

  • @Ironfan7777777 how the fuck will he analyze his body in a fight and synthesize carbonadium? what is he a magician now? Never knew he had such abilities..Also how would batman know about adamantium not to mention carbonadium in the first place????You say you know what carbonadium is, apparently you don't know that only one device called a carbonadium synthesizer can produce it and the pototype and technology behind it has been lost. Get real dude batman looses

  • @Mcdonald390 lheres the situation wolverine enters the dc universeand batman perceives him as a threat realizes that he must learn more anout this opponent and does a scan of his body finds out his skeleton has been fused with adamantium since he is a billinonair one way or another he finds some adamantium makes gloves batman meets wolverine and the two engage after a while both get tired then batman brings out some finishing blows and punches wolvie on the head giving brain damage and a ko

  • @EpicGuitarGuy96 looool you sir know nothing about wolverine at ALL. His healing factor provides immunity to the fatigue poisons generated by heavy bodily activites so he has greater endurance than that of humans..batman will be tired long before he is lol...and as for the brain damage?? lol did I mension wolv has a healing factor? by the time they get to this point the only one in pieces would be batman with wolv emerging without a scratch..

  • @Mcdonald390 batman will not kill anyone and wolverine is bassically indestructible so killing is out of the question for Batman, this would be a fight to subdue as are all his fights. He would have to outwit and ensnare Wolverine, Wolverine is often tricked by men with stronger minds than his own. Batman has taken down and subdued Superman and other DC Legends

  • @EpicGuitarGuy96 lmao even I can subdue superman with some pocket kryptonite....lol don't compare superman to wolv in terms of how batman can "subdue" him..you seem ridiculous..no offence

  • @Mcdonald390 The point is Batman is resourceful enough to be able to take out just about anyone, physically, or non-physically. Kryptonite is hard to come by without being rich. You probably couldn't find any. It doesn't have to be direct melee, hand-hand combat. Batman is WAY SMARTER. Bats could find many other ways to subdue Logan. As I stated before, he's a GENIUS.

  • @Ironfan7777777 I also told you I know batman is smart..but wolv is smart as well, especially when it comes to engaging his targets....So the super magnet example which seems to be all you got is bull shit..Do you know how fucking huge it would have to be?? also supposing it was possible (such a device was belt) now you will tell me batman will carry it to wolv using his superstrength right? And wolv seeing such a device would just stand there watch right??

  • @Ironfan7777777 And finally that whole batman is resourceful crap is again a vague point from you..You still haven't had any concrete..You say bat would manage to escape wolv when he realises he couldn't beat him? This guy is a beast, a master tracker, ones he got your scent, he will track you down no matter what...the chances of batman escaping wolv are of about 1 in 10..even if he did manage to escape, wolv could find him anytime by trailing his scent. lol batman gets murdered

  • @Mcdonald390 Let's say theoretically, Batman couldn't beat Wolverine physically (although there is much evidence otherwise). You think Bats is stupid enough to stand there and get killed? Do you really think Bats just goes around punching every person that gets in his way? You say Bats villains are all silly, leading me to believe you haven't read one of his comics. I doubt you can take his stories seriously. They are complex, deep, philosophical, psychological, action thrillers.

  • @Ironfan7777777

    the only way to kill wolverine would be to decapitate him or i guess a nuke would work to. Now, ssupposing wolverine entered DC universe for this fight there would be no adamantium anywhere for batman to use to cut wolverines head off and i dont care how rich he is hes not building a nuke without government agencies getting involved now if batman goes to marvel so its possible for him to get adamantium he has no money theyre and looses his vast resources.

  • @Ironfan7777777 so now we've established that batman ca'nt kill wolverine and if you say use a super magnet to incapacitate (not kill) wolverine then eventually batman will grow old and die before wolverine because wolverine still has another good 100 years left so in the end wolverine still wins.

  • @Ironfan7777777 lool yh bane is extremely smart, so is solomon grundy right and most of them right??...Well let me tell you wolv has faced entities, with genius plans to destroy the earth and rule the universe, so YOU are the one that doesn't know a thing of about wolv...And as for kryptonite, are you fuking kidding me? Kryptonite is only available to billionaires in dc?? lol then toyman most be richer than bat..My point is in dc any1 can obtain kryptonite if they really want 2

  • @Mcdonald390 I do know much about wolverine I've studied Marvel's characters a lot. Ex. He's James Howlett, he was very good friends with Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner), has a clone dubbed X-23, debuted in an issue of the Hulk, recently separated from Cyclop's faction of the X-Men and Weapon I is Captain America(I say that because Wolvie was in the Weapon Plus program). MY point is, you have to be very resourceful to get kryptonite, you won't just find it lying in the streets, its rare.

  • @Mcdonald390 BTW, Bane IS really smart. He is one of the few villains to discover Bats identity on his own and use it to literally break him. He even figured it out before Riddler.

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  • @Mcdonald390 Batman could find a weakness to Wolverine. The answer is magnetism It could be as simple as making sure the battle ground is a junkyard with a metal crane. Carrying equipment that could subdue Wolverine is not tricky

  • @Mcdonald390 Batman's cowl would break down the science of Wolverine's body. Batman could just make a carbonadium synthesizer or have one made for him. SUPER GENIUS. Batman knows almost every martial art and fighting technique if not them all.

  • @Ironfan7777777 lol now batman has explosives set out in the city endangering peoples lifes? when i said tons of explosives i meant tons as in close to nuclear..n that would only slow him 4 a while as wolv has recovered from far worst than anything batman could pull out...from your replies you are definitely convinced batman is some sort of magician as you keep assuming all sorts of ridiculous things..you are hopeless..lol

  • @Ironfan7777777 like it or not, the technology behind carbonadium is lost and not available to anyone anymore...you are just acting like a stubborn child..n you are bringing back fighting styles when wolv is a trained soldier assassin and martial artist with far more battle xp than batman lol...wolv kills him..it appears you are being delusional as you refuse to keep your points within logic...

  • @Mcdonald390 He's a SUPER GENIUS. Only tech Batman couldn't create is extraterrestrial. Batman was trained to be able to kill as easily as any assassin if he wanted to. He could kill a normal man with his bare hands in seconds. You have to acknowledge Batman wins fighting skill hands down. YOU refuse to recognize Ras CENTURIES of fighting xp. He's probably the best on earth. BTW, have you read New Avengers #15? If you have, then you'll know who beat Wolverine in a sparring match.

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  • @Mcdonald390 Batman will find a way to defeat wolverine, its inevitable. Batman could create gadgets that could send electrical impulses through wolverines skeliton and stun him long enough to KO him. His ideas are limitless. And before wolverine could kill him, he'd be able to escape before wolverines eyes.

  • @Mcdonald390 wolverine doesnt have super streght... and sorry but is pretty equal... batman is batman.. i love both

  • @Mcdonald390 They don't just STAND THERE. THEY KILL AND TERRORIZE. THEY MANIPULATE PEOPLE AND CAUSE CHAOS. They do WAY more damage than Wolverine villains( when I say villains, I mean villains that he fights by himself, not with the X-Men). I've already proved that experience is not a factor against Batman. You refuse to acknowledge a valid point by saying Ras was an "old geezer" even though he is centuries old and has more experience than both combined.

  • @Ironfan7777777 lool gtfo again you have nothing....you think wolv wolv have trouble taking down "the joker"?? or "scarecrow" or "the riddler"?? or "bane" or "RAS" ?? wtf you talking to me about batmans foes having diabolic plans?? n you are telling me before discovering batmans identity you must be "smart"?? lmao...more like you mustn't be stupid enough to not trail him...

  • @Ironfan7777777 you say batman's villains do "way more" damage than wolv's?? You definitely no nothing at all about him from that pathethic and ignorant coment..(you couln't find that 1 on wiki could u) WEAPON X, HYDRA, and even SHIELD (to some extent) Wolverine, spend most of his life fighting these STructured and RESOURCEFULL Organisations and disrupting their plans many times. All of these comprise of foes way more dangerous than bat's with way more insane plans for the world

  • @Mcdonald390 yeah true that, wolverine is the most beast in marvel and batman in the DC universe

  • in my opinion it would be a VERY close fight.

    to all the people saying wv wins just because he has super human strength, batman has taken down guys like bane and solomon grundy, he can hold his own against wv.

    though wv does have the advantage when it come to hand to hand combat. and batman cant use his stealth since wv can just smell him. in the end though i think batman will throw some knock out smoke bombs, taking wv down in the end, thats how he usually takes down big guys

  • @bryangutierrez5 he'd probably outlast Batman. You forget Wolverine has the healing factor. Also decades of fighting in wars makes him more lethal, he might actually kill Bat when he makes a mistake

  • @AxleTrade I understand Wolvie has healing factor, but he has been knocked out by anesthetics before. And batman is a VERY skilled fighter as well, he knows basically every fighting technique in the wolrd. So i dont think wolvie would have the chance to kill him, since batman DOSENT make mistakes

  • mortal komBAT

  • Wolverines blades doesn't cut his jeans, Batman wins

  • This is like a movie but worse. AHAHAHAH

  • Why would he play a Marvel game?

  • @orster2076 cus he's the goddamn batman

  • @DktorChoas The goddamn Batman shouldn't waqste his time on that shit HE SHOULD BE HITTING ROBIN

  • Batman can beat superman, so I'm pretty sure he could mess up wolverine. If he couldn't he could always get robin to fight him. Robin would die, but it'd be funny.

  • @Outragedjoker which robin?

  • lol batman sucks at every game

  • First fight batmans probably gonna get that ass whipped. If Batman can escape

    back to his batcave then we all know batmans win VIA second encounter,

    However keep in mind wolverine has senses and will most likely follow

    batman. So time is a factor for bats too.

  • "MOTHER-FATHER!"

  • if I had Wolverine's claws I wouldn't use them the way u do...

  • the only way batman could beat wolverine is if he cut off his head, thats only way he could die and be defeated.

  • @fofoish777 batman doesn't kill 

  • And batman is going to beat that ass!

  • Batman can easily beat wolverine his intier body is made from middil all he have to do is get a giant magnit and it's over for that mother fucker he,s going no wher

  • wolverine would destroy batman!

    super human vs peak human= superhuman wins

    batman can't even harm wolverine!

    maybe batman can use his gadgets to escape with his nuts still atached!

  • @jamesnosborne87 hey moron i got a way batman can beat wolvirine its called a gaint magnet

  • lol

    wolverine uses his claws to clean his toenails and then to eat food

  • is Mark batman or wolviren/?

  • @naruto12251225 both

  • It would be a great fight, If wolverine doesn't use his claws but wolverine has super strength and his healing factor, wolverine has the advantage.

  • @Just1nKun magnet equals done deal

  • Mother father!

  • wolverine can shove his claws up his hairy ass

  • @teenspirit Iguess first encounter with a different universe hero didn't come to your mind? Bats wouldn't know his weakness from their first encounter . Just like with Superman in the new ultimate universe . Bats will die to a fight to the death.Logan is kown for being ruthless so Bats will either die or end up with missing limbs.

  • wolverine

    no doubt of it

  • Batman uses Battaser. electricity throughout Wolverine's entire body, thanks to his skeleton. Batman wins.

  • in the movie the prestige batman wins :)

  • why does wolverine look like tom hanks ?!  XD

  • even i'm better than batman at that game

    and it took me months to finish the story!

    xD

  • MOTHER FATHER!

    ...

    Poor Bruce.

  • worlivine can kill thor 

  • Batman would so win...why? Because he's Batman

  • oh nd just a little thing on the batman flipping superman thing, its 100% possible not like superman weighs 600 pounds he ain't hulk, haha & if you know ur fighting techniques you should know how possible that really is

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  • i don't i think batman would win because login heals fast but you could still kil him and if anyone could do that it would be batman or superman

  • @jrm835 dude wolverine has had all the flesh burn off his bones, he still lived and in secs regained most of his flesh. superman wouldn't be able to dent his adamantium nd batman haha he could put up a hand to hand fight but thats it

  • jeje

    

  • MOTHER FATHER! lol!!!

  • batman ftw

  • Christian Bale/Batman + Hugh Jackman/Wolverine = The Prestige/This Video :P

  • Wolverine is pretty much immortal compared to normal humans like Batman...

  • @T6m6u6 But Batman's actually smart enough to make himself immortal. Batman beats anyone with enough prep time.

    

  • @tredlanosnibor Im all in for Batman but if both are immortal the fight lasts forever : D

  • @tredlanosnibor just about any character beats any character with enough prep time haha

  • @NowayNoe813 BUT Batman does it with style, and like a boss.

  • @tredlanosnibor True dat! haha ok i'll give u that Like A Boss!

  • @T6m6u6 manbat

  • @T6m6u6 Remember...batman has files on his computer on how to kill ALL the super heroes. He can kill From Superman to the flash to even the green lantern. I bet he can find a weakness for wolverine but they both cool

  • @M16monkey Big ass Magnet is the only way I can give Batman a chance at winning. And I don't see him using that on his first encounter with Logan. Batman would go heads up and find that his punches don't effect Logan and his hands will more likely break on contact with Logans metal bones. And lets not forget Logan aint just some retard who doesn't know how to fight. Hes had hundreds of years of combat experience so he would have an edge over Batman with that and claws that cut anything.

  • @auron2214 Im not completley sure but isn't decapitation a way to kill Logan? But, it's highly doubtful since it'll take way more than an encounter for batman to kill. Because he rarely kills someone.

  • @M16monkey Hes got admantanium bones. Nothing can cut it. He's also been burnt to just bones and regenerated rapidly from that. He's also had his face almost blown off by Cyclops and was still fighting. He was also ripped in half by the hulk ( which is on par with Supermans strength if not greater ) and still regenerated. I don't see Batman as strong as the Hulk even with a Mech suit. Bats is just outclassed in this fight. A better match up would be Iron Man vs Batman (Billionaire playboys).

  • @auron2214 Come on, poor wolfie has no chance against bats. He will lose to something simple as a magnetic field. Batman will carry one around if he can afford to carry cryptonite against superman all the time.

  • @teenspirit1 Not on their first encounter :D Logan will slice him up :D

  • @auron2214 Or bats will delay until his air cab arrives and get the hell out of there. Genius, engages on his terms, etc. That's the whole point of his existence.

  • @teenspirit1 Week old comment and im way past over this little debate. You also seem to have never read any of Logan comics. If you done so, you would understand exactly how and why he would just overkill Batman.Its like you think Logan can't keep up with Batman at all. Lol I hate to break it to you but Logan isn't Slugish.

  • @auron2214 there isn't much of a debate going on. Logan has a glaring weakness. Bruce would not be "world's best detective", "trained to peak of mental and physical ability" if he faced wolverine without exploiting that weakness. All you have in response is "logan is not sluggish" ??

  • @T6m6u6 true, hehe

  • @T6m6u6 not really..... he can heal very quickly but not immortal

  • @T6m6u6 yea but if he doesnt get a chance to heal he dies DUH NERD

  • Superman has a few weaknesses.

    1:Cryptonite

    2:Mortals

    3:Himself

  • Batman vs Chuck Norris = Batman.

    he will think a way to defeat him

  • It would be a good fight, Wolverine is very strong, but Batman is also strong and skilled enough to take Wolverine down

  • i killed a fat kid dressed as sabertooth

  • @Alinta176293 shut up quuer

  • 360 graphics suck

  • How is this even A contest?

  • Press 2! LOL

  • who saw the penny

  • @shadowx722 I thought I was the only nerd that noticed the giant coin

  • Pause at 1:22!  Wizards? XD

  • Loooooooove how wolverine cooks sausages mmmm :F

  • @tenchis0611 cool he can bat-block with his bat-phone and he has he's own bat-line just of the bat-cave and the bat-mobile too and he pays it with his bat-credit card (like in batman and robin :P)

  • In terms of skill, Batman destroys him. Sure, Wolverine is a soldier with samurai training, but Batman knows every single martial art in the world, and has mastered them all. The adamantium skeleton merely allows Batman to use his Bat Taser. One shock, and Wolverine squeals like a little girl, before passing out, after which Batman uses the Bat Cuffs on Wolverine's arms and legs, before throwing him in the ocean to drown. And for good measure, dropping the bat taser in the water.

  • @Kurosaki897 do some research before you say all that

  • @StarkImagesTatt2s What the hell do you mean? Batman has taken down fucking superman. Show some proof that wolverine would win. I've provided proof Batman would kick his ass.

  • @Kurosaki897 like i said before do your research on wolverine, wikipedia him and look at his skill and abilities and then look at batmans and tell me who would win and for your reference on superman anybody can beat him cuz everybody and their momma knew his weakness plus superman is soft

  • @StarkImagesTatt2s Anybody can beat Superman? Superman, the dude who can PUNCH THROUGH TIME? Superman, who, at his strongest, CREATED A UNIVERSE?! Anyways, its not about brute strength. Did you not read? Due to Wolverine's metal skeleton, he is susceptible to electricity. And regeneration isn't going to stop him from choking to death. Batman can almost bench-press 1000lbs, so the strength isn't a problem.

  • @Kurosaki897 now u jus sayin stuff do your research on wolverine

  • @StarkImagesTatt2s Anybody can beat Superman? Superman, the dude who can PUNCH THROUGH TIME? Superman, who, at his strongest, CREATED A UNIVERSE?! Anyways, its not about brute strength. Did you not read? Due to Wolverine's metal skeleton, he is susceptible to electricity. And regeneration isn't going to stop him from choking to death. Batman can almost bench-press 1000lbs, so the strength isn't a problem.

  • @Kurosaki897 Batman, a human, can bench press almost 1000 pounds? In his bat battle armor maybe ? Or does he take the bat steroids he invented because he also took pharmaceutical courses online with the martial arts ones and the electro engineering ones, but its okay because he invented time travel to do all of these things so hes free to run his company AND fight crime 48 hours a night. Wolverine is the better fighter, hes more durable in every way, one slash is all it takes.

  • @DarkDain Are you joking? Yes, Batman can bench press almost 1000 pounds. He's near superhuman. He went all over the world, training. You're just making bullshit up out of your ass. Were you not listening to me? Batman won't fight Wolverine head on. A few shocks with a taser and Wolverine collapses. Batman can COME BACK FROM THE DEAD. He's fought people that make Wolverine look like a pussy.

  • @Kurosaki897 Wolverines been all over the world training, and fighting in several wars. Hes spent several lifetimes doing this, Batman obviously took short cuts because he isnt an old man already. And no im not kidding, but you could of looked it up. So your saying wolverine can kill him and he'll come back from the dead? lol.. Know who else came back from the dead? Robin =p Oh and wolverine, sort of, when he was hit by that atom bomb, and regenerated. I'm at least fact checking, fan boy.

  • @DarkDain Shortcuts? Do you have proof? Yes, there is a universe where he's an old man. Wolverine regenerated, so what? So wolverine has been all over the world, so has Batman, and he's, ON HIS OWN(no X men) taken down everybody in his way. No matter how durable Wolverine is, he still can choke and suffocate under water. Taser him, tie him up, and throw him into the lake.

  • @Kurosaki897 I gave you proof, its called math. It takes x amount of time to master something (10,000 hours), Batman has lived y amount of years (25-35). Wolverine regenerated from nothing but bone, why would choking kill him, when his brain and lungs can both regenerate from dust ? Hes been with the x-men for less than 5% of his lifespan. Hes more of a lone wolf than batman, he takes no sidekicks. Not all metals conduct electricity, Adamantium is one that does not. Its THAT simple.

  • @DarkDain Really? Adamantium is metal, and there's no proof it doesn't conduct electricity. Hey, dude. Let's remember something. ITS CALLED FICTION. Batman has lived for quite a long time, going back in time and into alternate universes. Wolverine is an IDIOT. He takes NO TIME to plan, and rushes headlong into battle. Batman has taken down BANE multiple times. Batman could pull out a giant magnet. Voila, Wolverine incapacitated.

  • @Kurosaki897 Since its fiction, the proof is in the comics, it does not conduct lightning. Besides, why would a taser stop him ? Fusing the hot metal to his bones didnt keep him down for more than a couple seconds. I'm beginning to think your one of those batman fanboys who, defying all evidence or reason or examples, thinks batman is the most unstoppable force in the universe, just because hes batman. Get over it. Banes an idiot btw, always with those exposed tubes.

  • @Kurosaki897 Since its fiction, the proof is in the comics, it does not conduct lightning. Besides, why would a taser stop him ? Fusing the hot metal to his bones didnt keep him down for more than a couple seconds. I'm beginning to think your one of those batman fanboys who, defying all evidence or reason or examples, thinks batman is the most unstoppable force in the universe, just because hes batman. Get over it. Banes an idiot btw, always with those exposed tubes.

  • @DarkDain Dude, you have yet to prove the fact that it doesn't conduct electricity. Besides, Batman, unlike Wolverine, isn't an idiot. He would not attack from the front, instead attacking from the shadows.

  • @Kurosaki897 Check the wiki, in the past Adamantium has been damaged by electrical attacks like Thors hammer, this was explained as being secondary-adamtnium, a lesser cheaper alloy. Wolverine is alot smarter than he acts, check the commmenst a lot of people are saying it, hes really old, REALLY experienced. He can attack from the shadows all he wants, Wolverines got super smelling and hearing. Thats actually his biggest weakness, sonic attacks. Batman could exploit that but its only a little.