MST3K - Armageddon

[Glitcher2000]

I'd have cookie sex with Liv Tyler any time, anywhere.

[Badgerthegreat]

And to think, now they're adding this movie to the Criterion Collection...

WEEP for the future of humanity.

[spacehopper7]

when did mst3k riff armageddon? is the full version available any where? never was a film more deserving ... etc.

[Snazz15]

Is this part of the MST3K series?

[BLUECOLLAR684]

"as long as you guys are going I'll stay back."

[Treblaine]

Terrible writing, terrible director.

But this film was SAVED by its casts, the actors sheer charism held this film up alone.

Recent film Bay doesn't even bother with likeable characters or interesting actors. I mean Shia Le Boeuf FOR FUCK SAKE!

[JerichoDitch2]

@Treblaine agree... Michael Bay traffics in cornball dialogue, wooden characters and cheap sentimentality... overblown special effects .... Pearl harbor was a turd ....

[chiffmonkey]

"Yeah baby"

I died

[kittymagic711]

"I can't have gluten in my underpants..."

[harlequin2262]

I thought the show was very much over by the time this movie was aired?

[JayBird4theW1N]

"Did he do this a lot with Matt Damon, you think?" lol Yes, yes he did.

[2012endofanerror]

I can't have gluten in my underpants.....sigh.....

[Mrblancnoir]

You know, as long as this pile of crap exists, Revenge of the Fallen will not be the worst movie ever made.

Only movie I ever walked out on. Good thing Pearl Forrester did not cut off the life support in the rest of the theater to force me to watch this experiment.

[Dwightsgirl1979]

@Mrblancnoir AMEN!

[sdfgsfgbvdfv]

MST3K needs to do this to popular movies, lol i would love to see them do something like "The Notebook" or "The Breakfast Club"

[FesteringHeadsFilm]

@sdfgsfgbvdfv Rifftrax my friend.

[Dwightsgirl1979]

@sdfgsfgbvdfv Well there is Rifftrax. Too bad they haven't done these two yet.

[leafia6]

It's weird seeing this and find out Ben Afleck marries Jennifer Garner.

[belladonna4577]

LOL, wtf@ the noise servo makes around 0:46-0:47

willis-"alright then..."

servo-"as long as you guys are going i'll stay back." LMAO, i seriously almost pissed myself XD

[dhyde2006]

they stopped serving McRibs...hahahahahahahaha

[Crispyconcerto]

as long as you guys are goin', I'll stay back

[olivemike81]

Do you know how much pussy you would get for doing this in real life? It would be like a law they would pass. "All women must now fuck these men."

[HolyDiver6288]

"Do you think it's possible that anyone else in the world is doing this very same thing at this very same moment?" ...... uhm i'm gonna go out on a limb and say NOOOO! Who the fuck wrote that into the script? o_O

[dorgodorato]

When did they put the overlay over RiffTrax?

[zudo297]

Do you think someones doing this same exact thing at this same exact moment? "what? cookie sex?" xD

[qbqoqbqshark]

I can't have gluten in my underpants! LMAO!

[newsy214]

:46 LMAO!

[mangaka89]

"He do this a lot with Matt Damon you think?' XD

[millerchance007]

"I'm glad honey baked ham didn't sponsor this scene..."

[mekman4]

"drill baby drill!" :P

[CodyDanielGuitarist]

"I'm glad honey-baked ham didn't sponsor this scene" Haha

[Nathanamerican27]

"You need a fat funny guy, so I suppose."

[SleeplessKnight16]

After first seeing this, I can never watch any movie starring Ben Affleck or Liv Tyler and not think of this scene. Even during Lord of the Rings, I had a visual image of Aragorn, Arwen, and animal crackers.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

They just released an Armageddon rifftrax but it's Matthew J. Elliott doing the riff. He's pretty funny though so it'll probably be pretty good.

[Blacklemon67]

I CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN IN MY UNDERPANTS.

[gunsandgurls411]

I love Armageddon. Nevertheless, I would love to see the old MST3K crew tear it apart with a Rifftrax :)

[LegionAnon]

I can't have gluten in my underpants

[LegionAnon]

@LegionAnon needed restating, for posterity

[bosbulls2005]

Do you think it's possible that anyone else in the world is doing this very same thing at this very same moment? "What, cookie sex?" XDDD

[LHellamy]

"I can't have gluten in my underpants."

[PyrozPlayground]

I'm with ya. Yeah baby! lol

[Angeloblueflame]

"Did he do this alot with Matt Damon ya think?"

Choice!

[Adu767]

"What, cookie sex??"

[garethac81]

"...as long as you guys are going, I'll stay back..."

[blake983]

"My crotch is pointed south-east" LOL

[SpikeJet2736]

Man, I wish they would've made fun of the whole movie.

[customcartoons]

"ample"?? she's barely a B cup...maybe...

Hollywoood is so warped >:(

[ringbearer1420]

The one thing most of the films on MST3K have going for them is they actually have women way more attractive then the ones you see in any mainstream film.

[customcartoons]

THANK you, ringbearer1420, true that

[TerryTaylor07]

cookie sex!?

[TGGeko]

rule 34 my man.

[canadianpride41]

Ah, Michael Bay, he was a hack ten years ago, and hes a hack still.

[starscream624]

screw u canadian

[canadianpride41]

oh sorry, I didnt know you were gay for Bay

[starscream624]

oooooh i like a director that puts effort into his movies i'm the devil

[zweit9]

Well if you're a Bay apologist you might just be the devil.

[IronManOfficialguy]

@starscream624 And by effort you mean making movies with no substance other than cg effects? I mean besides maybe the Rock which is a C+ action movie at best what film has he put any effort into? You couldnt be the devil because even he knows a crappy movie when he sees one.

[EchoBoomer1987]

@canadianpride41 Micheal Bay is awesome when it comes to special effects and car chases, unfortunately he doesn't put the same amount of effort into the plot and characters, with the exception of the Rock I love that movie!

[skatepunkzero]

@EchoBoomer1987 Well the car chases in bad boys were nowhere near as good as what bulit, gone in sixty seconds, thunder road and many others did years afo. I don't think bay is an amazing director like Hitchcock, Kurbick or Taranitino but I did enjoy some of his movies.

[steel6619]

Good thing honey baked ham didn't sponsor this scene

[garethac81]

"...I do share his bed!"

[Headbanger142]

"My crotch is pointed southeast"

[thatbigolhead]

0:44 OHMYGOD i fell outta my chair!

[Freebleeper]

@thatbigolhead Such a great Barry White impression.

[buffycharmedangel102]

"...what, cookie sex?" LMFAO

[velocikat]

Best line by far! I lost it when I heard that.

[ChewlaxSut]

please stop serving mcribs! hahahaha!

[Nymphonomicon]

Actually, Tom said "They stopped serving McRibs." He was making a joke about the fat guy.

[Kyonkyonpanda]

this movie deserves to be made fun of...XD

[viper8red]

"I can't have gluten in my underpants"

[hollyhuffstutler]

This riff made me realize that I am irrationally protective of Armaggedon.

That being said, "Well they need a fat funny guy" still made me laugh

[PaninaroAurora]

Please stop serving McRibs!

[whiteandornerdy]

Did they ever release these episodes of MST3K?

[RSVPBlogger]

These specific episodes have not been released, but copies can easily be found at various fan sites. Just google  "MST3K episode archive". You can also torrent them.

[SolidCobra117]

can anyone tell me where I can find the full movies of mystery science theatre 3000?

[1tate88]

any movie store.or online web store

[SolidCobra117]

thnx man.

[SleeplessKnight16]

I can never again see any movie with either Ben Affleck or Live Tyler and not think of this scene. Even in the middle of Lord of the Rings, I think of honey baked hams.

[1tate88]

Yeah BABY. I need a fat funny guy.

[smithdanger]

Oh Steve Buscemi. Your face haunts my nightmares but your acting has captured my heart. Also, raise your hand if you DIDN'T expect him to betray the good guys at one point.

That's what I thought.

Also, I can't get the thought of Matt Damon giggling and cooing during his Ben Affleck cookie sex out of my head. I need help/a girlfriend. PLEASE! SOMEBODY?

[Deavi783]

"Yeah baby"

[Damar148]

They should do a RiffTrax of this one.

[SoaringEagle2005]

Epic line.

"Do you think it's possible that anyone in the world is doing this exact same thing at this moment?"

"What, cookie sex?"

[TheT4xid3rmist]

When I saw Armageddon in theaters, that is exactly what I thought.

[Tareltonlives]

Only this movie can take every last bit of enjoyment out of Liv Tyler in her underwear and RIP IT TO SHREDS.

[kosaiii]

cookie sex rofl

[hall9111]

"what cookie sex?"

[PhantomsAngel1870]

"Please stop serving McRibs" HAHAHA

[Fishybee]

So the US government can train these idiots to be astronauts, but can't train astronauts to drill?

[NecrosisOfLight]

Apparently humanity's best and brightest are unable to stick pipes down a hole and watch a temperature gauge.

[MichStGoalie]

I can't thank you enough for posting these MST3K specials...

"Please stop serving McRibs"

[aquaorbis]

"I'm glad honey baked hams didn't sponsor this scene."

[humanedomain]

"watch & throw up" haha for real / i still hate that scene

[OonaCanute]

If you didn't, I'd be worried about your mental health.

[uruseiranma]

I sooooo wanted them to really do this to the entire film! If rifftrax ever does this, I will be one of the first to purchase it. I want them to roast Michael Bay. Oh, and rifftrax should do Pearl Harbor for good measure.

[frisbiegirl]

cookie sex! Yes, they were nauseating!Who wrote the frickin screenplay?

[Ziphias]

OMG, I'm so glad I randomly found this. I laughed all the way through, way to finish my night!