DR FURNI - Sexual Psychologist

[jweinrub]

Dr. Furni, I don't need help, but thanks for asking. ;)

[Furnifur]

@jweinrub you know darn well you need help, but go ahead, lie to yourself as always JW

[Furnifur]

why do I feel like you are an angry ex-boyfriend just hell bent on being a jerk because I broke up with you because you never satisfied me? If this is my ex you are seriously pathetic. However if you are just some jerk who never even met me in person and hell bent on starting some shit then you are more than pathetic you are a loser. Take your pick, pathetic or pathetic loser?

[DearestBecky]

I guess you would have lots of men calling you. LOL

[Furnifur]

it's rough but I deal

[jimmymac30]

Dear Dr. Furni,

I watched your video four hours ago, and I am still aroused. Should I seek emergency medical treatment? Perhaps there a less drastic remedy available? Expectantly,

Your Fan Jimmy

[Furnifur]

Jimmy sorry I've been distracted elsewhere...I hope it's been resolved since then

[protester]

I heard enhancement aids work only for those with erectile dysfunction. Am I misinformed or just psycho?

[Furnifur]

psycho

[protester]

I guess I knew that already, hahaha!

[HudsonRiver0z]

i just saw that im *black and naked thing*... and would stick my * so far down ya coochie.. that you would tremble while climaxing... on the first insert.... now if u would exuse me... im goin to take a cold shower.. u stay sexi thick lady...

[Furnifur]

no comment

[iseehaters]

ouch

[Furnifur]

yup

[Bean829]

was this supposed to be advice or just a demand?

[Furnifur]

I dunno ya gotta ask Cookie. I was farting around on the webcam and she edited it.

[Doodsjager]

Doctor Furn,

I gots you a keschen I reckon you can answer.

Now, I gots me sum crotch critters that I can't seem to kill. What you reckon I should do? I dun tried gettin a Brazilian wax, but that did no good...

[Furnifur]

silly man they just get angry

[strandwolf]

A sexual psychologist...mmm. Anything to do with the psychologist of sex by any chance? Mangle my mind baby.

[Furnifur]

this was my intention

[IraqIsWhack]

can you cure those who have premature issues? Sorry I had to XD

[Furnifur]

Yes, give me the details of your issue and I will respond in a video...never be sorry :-)

[MJenner]

can you cure permanent erection syndrome?

[Furnifur]

I wonder if I should answer thi sin video or not...hmmmm I coudl make a study of you...ooooooh!!!!

[LightningJanitorial]

Mos definately she can help. This dirty bitch fuks every man she meet.

She aint lyin when she says she helped million men eitha. That how many men she slept with. Believe dat

[Furnifur]

Lightning it's funny how much you sound like my ex-disgruntled boyfriend...so very funny

[LightningJanitorial]

Happy holidays to you and your family.

[Furnifur]

OY you shoulda stopped by now it wasn't that funny lol

[phekwig]

How much is it per minute on that phone line?

[Furnifur]

It's only $15. p min

[fehquig]

LOL What's your success rate after ten seconds?

[Furnifur]

hmmm well usually the sexonds increase to hours after so I can say my success rate is a guaranteed rate of 75 super billiums per meet.

[Featherflow]

LMFAO!! Doctor, I have a serious problem. While I have sex, I can't stop looking at my boyfriend's face but as soon as I've finished having sex I feel UTTERLY disgusted with myself and very very guilty!!!!! Is there anything I can do??? I mean of course it would help if my boyfriend would stop watching me through the window but ........ PLEASE HELP ME!!! Will look forward to your response. Thanks Doc X

[Furnifur]

hmmmm where is this window?? which side of the house? What's the address?

[Featherflow]

Why Doc? You wanna watch too???!!!

[Furnifur]

Only totally in a doctor like way..ya kow research n shit. and doctor stuff

[BadAlbert]

Erectile what? Never heard of it...

[Furnifur]

Almonzo from Little House on teh Prairie never had that problem either

[Skrapper]

I don't think i should trust a sexual psychologist non certified :P

[Furnifur]

I would be insulted but I am not certified so...

[3CoolKats]

Dear Dr. Furni,

I wasn't sure which one of the Erectile Dysfunction drugs I should take or how many pills I should take of each one. So to be on the safe side I took 3 pills each of Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. Now when I lay on my back my blanket keeps falling off the bed and onto the floor. What should I do?

[Furnifur]

hmmmm what if you manufactured something to force your blankie to hover...not fall.

I think you need to come to my office/house after 6p yes yes hurry and bring pizza and Vitamin water...one of the orange ones...no make that two

[kenrg]

Dear Dr. Furni,

Is it true that vloggers have better sex than non-vloggers?

[Furnifur]

I have heard this theory and can honestly say there is no fact it is still merely a hypothesis and considered conjecture until proven to be fact.

The whorehouse accross the street was busted, they were not vlogging. Not sure about the sex they were getting.

[P00P0STER0US]

Dear Dr. Furnibaby,

My ex girlfriend told me that my ED can be cured by dipping my privates into melted wax. She claimed the wax treatments would open blood vessels necessary for engorgement. According to her, dipping at least 50 times was necessary. My question to you is, now that my penis resembles a large holiday candle, what colors should I paint it?

Yours in good faith,

Poopy

[Furnifur]

ohh pretty fall colors since we are headed into fall and all. Oranges bright oranges.

[Media151]

I like the TV set up. You need a better script. Lets have some real fun. Call me 1-888.405.8029 to schedule a telephone interview like the one in the video I responded with.

[Furnifur]

Yes my script was unscripted off the randomness of ym sad tired braind that really saw no video in the footage at all but Cookie found a lil gem in all the crap.

[2MuChDeAn]

screw the phone number...

what's the address?

[Furnifur]

555 666 Eternity drive

Satanna ...ohhh I was made to sneeze so I am going to far with the joke and have to stop....my bad

[JazzyFaReal]

well Doc, I know youre a very competent doctor and all, but, the way I see it is, if you cant cure yourself of purplishness, how can you help me of my purplishness ness?

[Furnifur]

I went to the Willy Wonka school of doctors. I turned myself purple for the Barney groupies

[oWHONERSo]

I need help with removing these golf balls from my ass. Please get back to me I'm Tee'd off!

;o) 900 number? Hmmm, to be honest, I don't think I could use 900 numbers no more since the $5000 phone bill that one month.

[Furnifur]

OMGoooooodness I can help you easily, are the balls still in the orafice??

[jamare456]

aw you can always be my sexual psychologist imma call you later lol

[Furnifur]

chaka khan!!

[BasicModelling]

Is the length of the Banana really that important? :) And why can't you do it with the skin on?? :)

[Furnifur]

Yes the length of the banana is important, however so is girth. Sometimes girth accomplishes more than enough and is underrated.

You have heard of infections yes, leaving the skin on has often led to infections due to lack of proper hygiene. Males are not known for hitting the nooks and crannies.

[BasicModelling]

Hitting hookers and nannies? Sounds violent to me.. I prefer the gentle touch..

Anyway, surely nobody, male or not, would go about things without being properly sanitized, inoculated, vetted by the Governement, internally examined, externally washed down by a power hose jet, boiled for 20 minutes and dipped in chlorine? Surely?

[Furnifur]

hitting hookers is wrong? wait, let me write that down

[BasicModelling]

Didn't say it was wrong, just violent.. :)

[Furnifur]

it is what it is I guess

[TOMKNN]

I have a...FRIEND....that may call....yeah a friend...

[Furnifur]

and how can I help your friend....small winkie? is he overly muscular? Yes, he probably has a small winkie. (technical term)