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  • I GET IT!!! THA JOKE IS HE HAS ASBURGERS!! that IS funny! xDD ahhhh…stupid burger kids

  • He is good for a asper and i can say that with a smile cuse i have asperg my self and that is true soo... Yeah i realy cant make a joke out of this final line thats why i will say this " Pie "

  • These jokes are not funny.

  • keep it up matey!

  • AWESOME

  • Your doing reel good practice makes perfect. Keep it up

  • You did a good job!

  • @bombergal1 Hey sorry about all of that, saying "Aspergers being a joke" it's not a joke, i was just stupid enough to be a troll about it to piss people off at the time but now I'm just regretting my trolling.

  • wow you people shouldnt be allowed to comment on videos. whats the point of posting a comment like that? do you feel better about yourself for that? does trying to make someone else feel bad make you feel like better? hes a kid for crying out loud. i sure hope you dont and wont treat your kids like this. have a little heart and act like your not 10 years old. unless you are, then that's just pathetic

  • I have a asberger syndrome, we have the IQ at medium or superior, Newton, Einstein, Michelangelo, Wolfang Amedeus Mozart and Darwin had the Asberger syndrome, and this patient are not cure. these individuals have high intelligence and can contribute to the development of society. Bill Gates foundator of windows thinks that the asbergher syndrome, he also Bram Cohet the BitTorrent's creator thinks that the AS

    exscuse me for the my low englis I went from Italy

    Fonts:Wikipedia

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  • Great job man.

  • i cuul cuz i lizin to justin beiber

  • i have got aspergers and none of the jokes were funny

  • Why was the washing machine laughing?

    Because it was taking the piss out the underpants.

  • There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?

    The one on the range.

  • i didnt like the jokes but i have to give the boy cridit he was brave enough to do this vid and the faces so he deserves respect

  • The funny joke is that he has assburger's syndrome. ohohoho

  • @z0tri lol

  • why did i click on this

  • this kid creeps me out..

  • @Hippyjonnycomics fucking creepy right

  • @GeigerEncounter leave the poor guy alone

  • What's the best way to shut this fat boy up? Sexually abuse him.

  • @Phobosdeimos1 You are a sick f*ck.

  • @TheSamara89kitten You are a fat bitch

  • @Phobosdeimos1 Seriously you FAT f*ck..making fun of child abuse is as low as it gets and this is a little boy! You are some UGLY obese frustrated angry NOBODY who will never amount to anything in life. You're a typical fat nerd who lives online and thinks he's so smart insulting people when you know deep down that you FAIL at real life. Get a job and save up for a prostitute - only way you'll ever get laid. FAG!

  • Mmmhmm I agree he is a fat nerd, so glad someone also thinks he should get raped

  • Lol you're funny!  Good job, keep on making vids :)

  • I missheard the first one: the best way to catch the world - climb to tree and act like an ape.

  • oh my god , you guys kill me with these comments. you say all this crap on here but I bet not one of you guys would say this to each others faces. Plus THIS IS A LITTLE KIDS VIDEO ! You are ruining all his hard work by posting nasty comments when he asked for advice.... if you have a problem , send each other a message or something. Just stop being rude to each other on this CHILDS video.... thanks && good day [:

  • great stuff, start writing your own jokes the sooner the better

  • yess son

    hahaha these jokes just made me laugh

  • yess son

    hahaha these jokes just made me laugh

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  • @Ellement90 I won't even dignify that with a response.

  • Hayden, you are such a sweet boy. Keep up the good work and never give up on your dreams. :)

  • @MeAndMyBmx you filthy squaw

  • @MeAndMyBmx you're a nigger

  • what a nigger

  • hahahahaha! U r so cool! I teach Brazilian students to speak English, I'm gonna show ur comedy vid in my next class! They're gonna love it! Thanks! :)

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  • great job hayden! sometimes i get stuck on words or phrases that don't seem right at first- I like how you just kept trying till you got it!

  • you are awesome

  • hayden that was so great! u are soooo cute. well u see practice makes perfect. congratulations hayden! high 5!

  • Hayden,

    We thought you were very funny and we love your jokes!

  • Hayden, Great job! Your courage and hard work really shows in the clip. Keep it up! You'll be a great (and famous) comedian someday. :)

  • Hey Hayden,

    If that was your first Video you have done it really great. Although you took some time the next time you do it I am sure you will do it greater. A simple tip could be to keep a board with the matter written in front which will help you read them better and gradually take the boards off. Wish you all the best Buddy :)

  • Hey Hayden, If that was your first Video you have done it really great. Although you took some time the next time you do it I am sure you will do it greater. A simple tip could be to keep a board with the matter written in front which will help you read them better and gradually take the boards off. Wish you all the best Buddy :)

  • If you speak im not there anymore (My name is silence)

  • that wasnt very funny

  • what i would do for that boom mic and camera :D and blue screen

  • I'm just wondering, if it took him that much time to memorize a simple joke, then how long did it take him to memorize his lines? I call BS.

  • hey leave the kid alone... if he has asperger's syndrome then that's how they act and it's not their fault... and i bet alot of people that diss this video probbly told wierd jokes.

  • you are retarted :P

  • FAKE AND GAY

  • Good job Hayden! 

  • My younger brother has aspergers and this was like watching a home video... (check out an anatomy video he made years ago...i don't even know what half the bones he says are and im 25 ) I think its a very interesting syndrome, and believer there are unforeseen 'benefits'- like photographic memory. Thanks for posting the video!

  • This is actually quite a barrier that this kid leaped. I have Asperger's syndrome and I have an idea of how hard it is for him to do that.

  • You're awesome. I hope you reach your dream!

  • I love it! Keep it up, manifest your future! You rock and I'm support you 100%

  • Oops, I meant *I*. We ALL make mistakes, don't we? Just gotta keep going...

  • I love it! Keep it up, manifest your future! You rock and I'm support you 100%

  • it's so bad i like it... O,o

  • I could hardly tell you have Aspergers. I could hear my son in your voice as he has Apergers and this is very encouraging for my son and I and my wife. Thank you Hayden!

  • good work, one day you will be world famous

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  • Just saw a movie about a man with Aspergers syndrome. this made me want to see what Youtube had on the subject. Your video is the first one I watched. I admire your courage and at such a young age. You should just keep going forward and even use the stupid, mean things that some people say can be used and turned into comedy. People who do comedy often make fun of themselves. Use whatever you have.

  • How'd that boy get up on stage like that?

  • Q: How do you know that you have entered to a gay church?

    A: Only half of the people there are on their knees! :D

  • Some of these jokes are pretty good (like the doorbell one).

  • Now this is a real example of a fucking genuinely normal 8 year old kid. And this is from someone with Aspergers :D

  • Keep working at it kid. It's inspiring that you had a dream for your life at such a young age. Whether you end up a famous comic or not, you'll do well because you are not afraid to go after what you want. All the best to you!

  • good job, keep tryin, i think you will be a great comedian when you grow up?

  • you are stupid how could you make fun of aspurgers. you shouldnt even feel the enjoyment life has to offer. the road youre going with youre son will be filled with lugubriouse memories of degarded dissapointmen. i cant believe this

  • Retard

  • now there is an ebook that has many info about this subject look at visitnow dot org

  • @ ultimatejasper......you are an a** ...this child has challenges that make the fact that he did this extraordinary. stay off these types of videos if you are going to be so stupid

    @Hayden.....way to go!!!! keep it up and I will look forward to seeing you on the Comedy Channel some day!!!!

  • He's got some serious Aspie syndrome, mine is a little weaker but then again I am 14.

  • I'm amazed at the amount of people who:

    1) come on here to victimize a boy of 8

    2) a child with a disability

    3) genuinley thought and 8 year old would make them laugh

    The jokes are shit I'm sorry but that completely defys the point, much respect for getting over your fears at such a young age. I wish I was aware of my condition beforehand, growing up so late has made it so difficult to adjust. 5 stars

  • Turn on audio transcriber! Thumbs up if it's funny!

  • WOW THATS INCREDIDABLE I RUN INTO THIS VIDEO COMPLETTLY BY ACCIDENT AND I HAVE ASPERGERS ITS GOOD TO SEE I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON AND BRINGS A SMILE TO MY FACE THAT THIS CHILD IS TRYING TO BE FUNNY. JUST GOD BLESS HIM AND WISH I HAD THAT COURAGE.

  • To improve your show just keep doing them. You are doing quite well.

  • love this! my 7 year old Aspie is going to go crazy for this!!!

  • I think your act is perfect!! Keep reading joke books and pick out the jokes that you think are the best ---

    It is commendable that you have figured out what makes you nervous and are working to overcome that fear at such a young age--

    My son has aspergers also --he is 13-- he loves to tell jokes also!

  • Also, I'm annoyed how so many people here are doting on him and treating him like an angel. I mean, it's fine to simply praise someone, but there's a such thing as piling it up over to the top to the point of being sickeningly sweet. Which is what most of the people here are doing.

  • @UltimateJasper Don't you know this 8 years boy have Asperger's Syndrome. IT was harder than others to get over his fear, but he did it!

  • @UltimateJasper You have no idea how hard doing something like this is for people like me and this boy, I can't even do what he did. They aren't doting on him, it's called being constructive, there are even people with constructive criticism and telling the truth, all you are doing is trash-talking an 8-year-old with Asperger's Autism who is openly telling jokes... not something many of us can do... and your comment about black humor seemed one sided and almost racist.

  • He has a pretty bad sense of humor. I know that he didn't make those jokes, but obviously he wouldn't tell them if he didn't think they were funny.

    He should be introduced to black humor...

    Also, he needs to go on a diet.

  • and 8 year old kid who gets nervous telling jokes in front of people, clearly he has aspergers, no one gets nervous unless theres something wrong with them.

  • uhh he seems the same like all of the 8 year old children...are you sure he has aspergers?

  • @XsoEmiXD its because aspergers isnt real.

  • I stumble over my words and don't like most people. Am I Aspergers?

  • I still get nervouse talking to people .

  • yes hayden we know ur eight, u told us. not funny

  • He sucks. He should try working blue.

  • Ok of course an 8 year old is going to forget lines sometimes, however his kid is not autistic. However telling him that he is different is something he will play on in order to get attention and this will pro-long his growing up.

    He is a happy well looked after kid, who like most kids has issues with learning, its an easy fix. However telling him that he`s different is a bad idea. There is no autism here

  • @Jaymee2k9 He's 8 and you're hassling him to? Please stop it Jaymee, he's trying really hard and he did really well overcoming his fear like that.

    Well done, your jokes were really funny, my brother's a few years older than you and he loves telling jokes too. :)

  • @WillowMarsden You need to Re-read the comment i left here. Also leave me alone now. im not interested in what you have to say willow BYE

  • @Jaymee2k9 Well I wasn't interested in what you had to say either but you didn't leave me alone.

  • People like you do not deserve to have an opinion because you assume that Aspberger's is a state of mind, and not a syndrome. Having AS myself, I have NEVER used it to get attention or to tell people I am special because I know I am no different than most others except when it comes to socializing. I am 29 and still get lost in thought if I speak faster than what I am thinking of saying. Talk to his parents before judging the kid.

  • @Rawk4Life everyone deserves an opinion (freedom of speech)

  • @Jaymee2k9 so i guess you're smarter than all the doctors that have diagnosed him. so get your lazy ass off youtube and go save some lives instead of criticizing

  • All the best, dude.

  • WUR WUR WUR IM DOING NORMAL THINGS EVERY OTHER KID CAN DO LOOK AT ME HUR HUR HUR

  • @gabba1gabba1hey Oh grow up you jacka**. It's about overcoming his fears. It's ignorant sh** like you that make things MUCH more difficult for those who don't fit the stereotypical definition of normal.

  • @gamelvr1 u mad

  • @gabba1gabba1hey I have a low tolerance for ignorant jack***es, by all appearances you fall into the category.

  • I think if you used some props with some of your jokes it would help. Great job though.

  • Welll i'd say dis is a superb start...n with practice n experience u'll do wonders for sure..!!! surely one day u'll b able to do awesome stand up comedy..!!! hats off to dad for his support..!!!

  • This is an incredible video! You have my full support! I wish I had as much bravery and confidence in my whole body as you do.

    Keep it up! I can see you being an amazing comedian one day! I will personally watch your first stand up show :D

  • HOLY SHIT MY COMMENT WAS HIGHEST RATED!?!? XD WOO!! *does epic dance* Ok sorry but man to me it's a huge achievment ^^

  • I have Aspergers, and I beleive MY fear is being alone. How would I get over that? I panic like crazy over tiny things and can't think straight without my meds.

  • Well funny!

  • Burn with fire

  • Random access humour? Asperger's? Minor celebrity at an early age? Guess we got ourselves a new CWC...

  • Takes guts to do this kid. Keep it up.

  • don't quit your day job

  • ur a good kid keep it up u no more jokes than i do. have fun and keep at it.

  • nice, good to see that someone who's 8 can get through Asperger', it's heartwarming to see that your dad helps you with it.

    since you asked how you can improove your act: try making slightly longer jokes, the ones you made so far are good for a smile, and if you want the audience to roll on the floor, make some references to situations you've been in, that gives a joke a bit more kick when you can relate it to you (the joke teller), it doesn't have to be true, just credible enough :)

  • @Zralf I feel proud of this kid, it shows you anyone can accomplish anything if they try hard enough. I was at his point one time but ever since Wal-Mart I cannot work in retail anymore and cannot face horrible bosses that don't know how to treat an Aspie nor their other employees, I will never work for that company again, not with the nightmares I have to live with the rest of my life.

  • @Zralf Who knows Haydens autism might actually inform his talents and shape his persona in a way that makes him shine as a comedian and a person. Autism isn't just a bunch of disabilities, it also bring its specific a-bilities.

    I'll be a beautiful day when autistic people and neurotypical people can contribute their talents to the world without discrediting the other; and helping where nescesary. I know some autistics tend to jab at social skills, but those are not without importance either.

  • Man..the kid is 8.Why the F*ck are some poeple on here giving him a hard time?

  • lol funny man, it takes balls to do this!

  • Did he make up those jokes?!? Bright kid :0

  • gay

  • Really nice man!...I love your jokes, I know how hard you must had to work to get the video done. Congrats!

  • Well done !

    You did really well.

  • Sigh trolls... people don't seem to realise the point about this video. It's not the jokes, it's the fact he got over his fear. Now thats an acheivment. I'd like to see some asses here getting over ther fears.

  • @perfectxx100ify

    In the Army there is the rappelling tower. I was afraid of hights. "They" saw I feared it and made me go head-first. After that... All over :-) hooah.

  • @meppehn Wow that must have been scary! XD And by "asses over here getting over their fears." I didn't mean you or the nice, smart people commenting on here but the trolls who were critising him and not getting the point. ^^ Just incase you thought I was.

    Anyway I get you because I too have a fear of heights, still you must explain this expereince more! XD And did you get over your fear after. :3

  • @perfectxx100ify I have this syndrome and it's good to see a kid get over that fear :-) I unfortunately still have to get over shyness

  • @perfectxx100ify a sucsessful troll is sucsessful

  • @YehSmoshWorld Lol no. c:

  • @perfectxx100ify lol yes XD

  • @YehSmoshWorld sucsessful troll has no life ^^

  • @perfectxx100ify an unsucsessful ass burger is an unsucsessful ass burger

  • dont cry but u really suck

  • Hey, well done! Your jokes made me laugh :) keep up the good work

  • this sucks;[

  • Oh, man! I'm so happy you have a supportive dad! XD I wish I could give suggestions on how to improve your show, but I'm still chuckling at your jokes, and smiling at your father's encouragement of you wanting to become a comedian. This video put a HUGE smile on my face. Good luck and take care! XD

  • i could make better jokes

  • omg i cant stand the fucking audio in this video im out!!!!

  • this is wack an no body care were u from

  • I think you are perfect and all you need is to never stop practicing! research epic comedians and see why they are so successful. make up jokes that are not written in the books. or maybe your father could think of new fresh ones... if you do that then I'm sure you will be a very GOOD success ;) trust that nothing is impossible if you just practice. good luck!

  • at 0:29 it funny a door bell comes and punches his ass hah

  • Well done mate!

  • A slight S is slipping through the high G filter..

    Besides that.. Xcellent job..

    Without sleep? Without a slip out.. - sleep without .. i don't know

    i don't sleep or slip or slip out sleeping..

  • I think you don't need any improvement to your show...I think it's very entertaining and you are precious! I have an 8 year old little girl, much like you!

  • cute

  • Hayden, You did an excellent job! You are an inspiration to all children, and adults, who are afraid of something. You have shown them that with practice, a little hard work, and being brave, you can do anything you set your mind to. Great job! I hope you do more shows with more jokes. My son Brian, 12, also has Asperger's and is having a tough time. I know he will enjoy your video. Thank you! Lori Woodel

  • Well done :D Fantastic effort!! (applauds) Continue fooling around with the editing, experiment with increasing pauses after questions & answers, maybe also play with sound-effects/foley - which might be a fun way to create more comedic suspense/drama. Explore YouTube "memes" & look at other people's work you find funny - you might find pools of inspiration for content creation & editing techniques there as well. HTH. You have a great intro line - keep it up! ;D

  • cute kid, good jokes

  • You're a cute kid and funny.I enjoyed your video very much.

  • that fag shit fag fag fag ass face fucker you

  • You ROCK!!!!

  • fucking retarded kid

  • I love the doorbell joke !

  • this fuckin retard cant even say any this video sucks cock

  • @whoyoulookinat18 yer just mad because you wish you had aspergers.

  • @itsthelolocaust  hahahahaha thats funny retarded joke maybe u should go there and that kid

  • @whoyoulookinat18 your grammar is atrocious.

  • @itsthelolocaust for your information i wasnt looking while i was typing my grammar is fine you fag

  • Those burgers don't sound very tasty to me XD.

  • assburgers lol

  • uhm i didint lol buht tell some more i hope yuh do make it famous buddie

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  • So, a man walks in to a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

  • @BendikBS lmao

  • those jokes aren't funny they're just stupid and old so don't try to use them in other vids.!!

  • @terminator7094 stfu fucken vagina fucken retard

  • Pleased that you shared your jokes. My grandson has asperger's and he too loves telling jokes  especially "knock knock jokes." I'm going to invite him to look at your film. Congratulations!

  • Great job... lets hear some more jokes! :-)

  • great video;;please check out my video;lol;mahaleyann