All "Sonic Sez" episodes (part 3)

[1stsonicever]

some episodes from last time are here

[ransman413]

How did Mikuruchan bring me here?

[MsAnnieTyler]

2:25 I thought Tails had an IQ that rivaled Dr. Robotnik's? 2:55 Case in point. 3:20 Well, maybe not. 3:50 Heheh, Sonic and Paperboy game crossover 5:00 Sonic must be a big fan of recycling 6:00 Same.6:35 REPEAT LESSON 7:00 Typical cartoon blindness 8:25 Animal cruelty! 9:00 Innuendo. 9:59 OK, that Sonic Sez jingle is starting to piss me off...

[scourgethehedgehogV2]

Sonic: oooohhh Tailes i hear slapping noises coming from your room!

tailes: GOD DAMIT CANT A GUY JACK OFF  IN PEACE?!

[scourgethehedgehogV2]

Y NO SONIC I DO EVERY THING U TELL PEOPLE NOT TO IM EVEN IN AN ASBO ( ENGLISH GANG OF REBELS) exept brush my teeth and exercise I AINT NO TRAMP

[dsafewsafewaf]

y is sonic standing up to giant gorilla?

he would like get crushed by it!!!!

0.0

[dsafewsafewaf]

at 3:28 sonic's spikes r HUGE

also at 4:30 he has human feet?

and at 4:52 he is riding the disonosaur

does this make sense to u??????????

[Mr64Marios]

4:33 O.O

[TheGameJak]

has anyone noticed that most of the sonic sez sake place in the desert? you will think it will take place t green hill zone or something

[AstroMovieStudios]

"But you can't put a price on the love you're getting"

Then Explain Prostitution...

[kingvideogames]

3:46 "Don't ride in the middle of the street."

Sonic's last quote before getting hit by a truck for standing in the middle of the street.

[dinswins]

Why was Sonic impersonating a dentist?

[kingvideogames]

0:10 that looks SO WRONG ITS FUNNY!

[ILOVEVHS]

The wild animals one was already in part 2

[Mikeruler17]

The wild animals Sonic Sez was used twice. The last three Sonic Sez are using your brain, seat belts and going out.

[killsar935]

sonic:hey talis,why are u turned around

tails:im mastubating

sonic:WHAT DID U SAY!!!!!

tails:im masturbating

sonic:ok can i join

tails:yea

[Ibrahim77ify]

Sonic: (grabs Sonette by neck) IF IT'S NOT RIGHT, WHYD U STEAL FUCKING BOOKMARK??!! GOD-DAMNIT SONETTE!!!

[roleplayingnoob]

I don't even know why im watching this...

[daisyhinojosa23]

Errors made by the characters (or possibly delibrate by the cartoonists): Whenever Sonic or Tails is riding a bike, Sonic never advises to wear a helmet.

[MCGoldYoshi]

OK at least they got the wear a helmet with the skateboards (and planes)

BUT what's with the NOT wearing a helmet on bikes (also see sonic sez part 1 it's telling you to saftey check your bike before riding and yet neither sonic nor tails is wearing a helmet)

Basic Bicycle rules....where is the most important WEAR a HELMET rule?

[21Movienerd]

0:19 Hey Sonic,I thought being mugged by Robots isn't a real emergency

1:19 So a 40 year old man needs help cooking?

2:54 Seriously,a 40 year old man needs help fixing electricity

3:03 Tails is like a genius of inventing things,and yet he can't use a computer?

4:31 Wait,SONIC HAS MONKEY FEET?!

4:54 Whoa,Sonic was in a book?

6:47 So,when you are being mugged,you say "Or else what?"

This show has wrong and hypocritical lessons.

[killsar935]

@21Movienerd dude u know theres one when he masturbates.0_0

[Mastergravity99]

how did I get here from halo reach cheats

[Gamer19975]

forget stealing, going inside a bathroom while someone is bathing is wrong

[kakashihatake10]

...so THATS what sonics feet look like... wow.. thats... odd..

[epikubuilder14]

the OLD police helped you,the police in these days beat the sh!t outta you,even when you did nothing

[scatman891]

I wanted pingas

[apeada521]

I broke every sonic say rules except poison ivy, computers, and a liquor

[PrpleChan5]

who would steal sonic's shoes....unless this girl was his first stalker before amy

[CheeveetheCheetah]

3:40 funny how he says don't bike in the middle of the street and in another sonic says he said don't play in the street meanwhile HE'S STANDING RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT HERE!

[mttloebach]

...are you kidding me?

[Xiller8]

at the beginning, but I thought 911 was only for real emergencies

[1XKIBAHOTTIEX1]

Ho put smoks and beer on a kids show

[ferretsrule42x1]

Sonics feet O_O

[sphegeti]

sonics a nerd

[thepeacefulpokemon]

anyone notice sonic was on the dinosaur? he must be like 10 billion years old



[ligerandlyle2]

tails- come on let me play with your sword!

captain bot- its not a toy!

sonic- you can hurt your self!

me- any thing wrong about that sentence?XD

[youpee43]

3:02 tails can't build flying machines that can inhanse chaos emeralds but he doesn't know how to use computers lol

[cameronbryant24]

uh you already made the squirrel one

[Vanitas61]

"Never fix an electical appliance on your own!"

clearly you've never met Tails.

[TheRequestNetwork1]

it's funny that he told robots not to cook without supervision xD

[kingofthering24]

O_O Sonic was there with the Dinos?

[AlanWarpZone]

3:03 Homer Simpson says: Kids educate by themselves with that stuff Internet...

[lilsingingsensation]

1:50

aww... sonic got over his fear of water

[Chrisman7878]

sonic shouldve turned super sonic at 9:36

[1stpltpkmnTR]

0:40 you already posted that one 7:50 Hell

[hitokage195]

Robotnik likes omelets...?

OMFG EGGMAN

[Jonicster]

Sonic says don't stand in the middle of the street,

...................... hes standing in the middle of the street

[gameshowluvr86]

Tails is STOOPID...

[sergeantsoap101mw2]

Wow the rules stated to race around the pylon and you win he did so there was no rule about safety or he would've said asshole sonic

[32x1000]

when it comes to information and entertainment theres book

[n008t008]

i thought at the beginning of the skating one it was going to say that time travel is dangerous

[Sonicreporter]

Tails: STUPID COMPUTER! STOP BEEPING!!!

So Tails can create rocket shoes, make a plane, but CAN'T use a computer?!?!

[baddestrorules]

@Sonicreporter he didn't make the rocket shoes

[epikubuilder14]

@Sonicreporter that was BEFORE tails became sonics mechanic biotch

[Sonicreporter]

@epikubuilder14 Good Point... Even so, thats alot of learning in only a few years...

[superluigi132]

Since when did Sonic become a annoying expert on obvious things, did Tails become a dumbass, and did Robotnik become a kid? 7:15

[SUPERMARIOROCKSYES]

7:15 i thought he was gonna say

Aww shit

[SUPERMARIOROCKSYES]

4:55 Sonic's in the book? Wow.

[SUPERMARIOROCKSYES]

Sonic=Smart :D

Tails=Stupid :O

[leeham991]

Flossing is possibly the worse thing. I'm pretty sure that you're not supposed to be forcing stuff between the usually microscopic gaps between teeth. It just doesn't feel right at all.

[hgrunt100]

At the message that begins at 2:31 i say to sonic STFU. Tails is a mechanicsl genius.

[IRAKNIGHT1]

2:26 AUSTRALIAN SONIC

[SuperAlexandroid]

Haha. Captain Bot didn't have time for that chickenshit bullshit.

[TheSuperSqueegy]

Biggest WTF moment ever at

4:30

[TheSuperSqueegy]

I'm 40. Do I still need my parents' supervision before I can cook?

lol. Just kidding, I'm not 40

[TheSuperSqueegy]

It's hard to believe this show had this many episodes, and this many segments.

[pokejaimz]

bye doctor mario hello dentist sonic

[Remolizzo]

Sonic told kids not to join gangs, but on the last one he threatens the dad like an italian mobster.

[Sachuson]

7:44 why would tails jump in lava?

[Sachuson]

Sonic has GIGANTIC quills

[FireRagnarok]

Well, I'm 21 years old, I do believe I'm quite capable of using the stove without my parents helping me. :P

[ASSAIKINGgaming1025]

does sonic have a phd in dentistry

[mfan981]

0:53 where is the PINGAS sound effect when you need it?

[KneeVAwesomeness]

4:30 ITS...SONICS FEET??!!!

[nickabenson]

3:05 I'll smack a computer if I have to!

[SamusSuperStar]

Watch 3:15 and try not to laugh

[Dandadudemedia]

that girl who takes his shoes has herpes on her lips

[funkymonkey1318]

I <3 how this show aired on Toon Disney!!

[xXBladeXx4141]

WTH sonic has human feet???? in the second part sonics and tails feet r like camel toes

[xXBladeXx4141]

how the hell can u use DESKTOP in the the forest 3:04

[xXBladeXx4141]

how did he find boom boom in a matter 2 nanoseconds 9:46 sorry

[xXBladeXx4141]

how did he find boom boom in a matter 2 nanoseconds 9:47

[xXBladeXx4141]

he says ew before he even opens his mouth and then tails randomly starts brushing his teeth 5:31

[xXBladeXx4141]

4:03 why r they filming from why out their e_e

[xXBladeXx4141]

6:44 robot gang.......nice-_-

[xXBladeXx4141]

so when is water red O_o ???? 7:39

[xXBladeXx4141]

so robots can be pirates 3:54 -_-

[xXBladeXx4141]

eggs and omlets r the same thing 1:06 -_-

[royaltyler1]

3:38 it is funny because Sonic is talking about all this in the middle of the street.

[TomBoyWarrior]

look at the end.........agh........its aways the children doing that stuff isnt it sonic, the dad should have watched the kid......stop blameing kids sonic..... >=C

[TomBoyWarrior]

sonic was officaly 10 when this was made,however he is aways saying stay in skool when hes "on the go" as he says, so he shuold say "stay in skool and don`t make the same mistake i did."

[kckinsmcg]

Me: So I need parent's permission to use a knife? Oka--

Murderer: MUAHAHA!

Me: Hold on! *gets in car and drives to parents house*

Me: Mum, can I use a knife to defend my self?

Mum: Why did you need to ask?!

Me: Sonic said so

Mum: Well, fine! God...

Me: Ok, thanks mum! *drives back home and gets knife*

Me: Okay, I'm cool. *stabs murderer*

[TheWade5454]

So i should say to two heavily armed people that are robbing a store," or else what?"

[95200Naruto]

@Superbestdudeever SONIC SEZ if you cant play my games don't hate em. THATS NO GOOD!

[gabriel11211]

In another "Sonic Sez" his feet are blue, but here they're like real person's feet.

[soccerthepkmnmaster]

you already mentioned wild animals in part 2.

[Superbestdudeever]

god this sucks more than sonic generations demo

[Dragoonknight717]

@Superbestdudeever But they both have nostalgic value.

[SilverMcdowell1992]

3:07 Obviously Sonic was never exposed to any version of Windows

[KittyandMimmy11]

Wait...at 7:10 Sonic's basically saying don't go on a seesaw with fat people? D:

Also I've noticed he never actually helps Scratch and Gorunder. He uses them as examples, but he never actually helps them. Sure he helps Coconuts once in a while, but Scratch and Grounder get basically nothing. ;_;

[MarissaKAnime]

EEWWWW!!! WAY PASSED GROSS!!! I lol XD

[HyperShadic89]

I have a question...Can anyone name one time when Sonic used his advice?

[trentacid008]

Tails is a dumbass

[BetaTowerofyikkYt]

@trentacid008 And a lucky bastard that Sonic always saves him...

[Sachuson]

@trentacid008 you relixe that now?

[RosalinaRacer]

@trentacid008 And sonic he sounds stupid

[VloggityNick]

@trentacid008 Tails is only about 3 years old. 

[IsaiahEFisher]

@trentacid008 ):( Come ON he is a curious two tailed fox!

[StarfishesRawesome]

I cook without my parents help, and they are the ones that told me to cook it. XD

[MetroArtyom2033]

I thought the buddy system is when you push your frend at the wild animal so you could get away?

[snowtyphoone]

Sonic say graffiti is wrong, but at the begging of every episode him and Tails are painting a wall!

[streakization]

@snowtyphoone A wall in the middle of the nowhere, and in fact it seems to use it but them.

[96ZB]

It seems like Sonic takes Tails through all of his important milestones. Going to the library, saying no to gangs... What about when Tails starts to ask about girls? "Aunt Sally's hot, Sonic. When are you going to tap that ass?"

[rawwis1]

Now I know what Sonic's feet look like!

[BASEBALLMAN803]

@rawwis1 how??

[rawwis1]

I AM using a computer sonic the dumbhog!

[audioblogs12]

Be sure to stop at all inverse colored stop signs.It means to stop for real. But red octagon w/ white "STOP" means go even faster.

[The11Jacob]

Thanks for all these, they were hard to find among the YouTube Poop's (:

[WtfMarkus3000]

5:21 dr. sonic xD

[sexykatie90]

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[athfcoz]

so, vandalism illegal? Tying someone to the playground, just fine.

[Konanarian]

1:55 - What if I don't have any friends?

[IndianaJonesfans09]

Hmm, where was that last one when my lil' bro ran off 2 weeks ago?

[AdVeNtcHiLd1029]

If I recall correctly, when sonic suggested always checking up your bike, he wasn't wearing a helmet.

[boynedmaster]

5:22

Where'd Sonic get that uniform?

WHERED TAILS GET THE TOOTHBRUSH?!

[ampharos101]

@boynedmaster dr rabbit XD

[boynedmaster]

4:50

WOW!

DINOSAURS!

:D

[boynedmaster]

3:13

Readings hard? O.o



[risuthesquirrel]

i mean 7:58

[risuthesquirrel]

8:01 Swim fun! SW-

[Mike8181]

sonic sounds like Steve Urkel

[jjgreen10]

@Mike8181 His voice was done by the person who did Steve Urkel

[Copper20]

3:05- Tails is downloading porn, that's why his computer is shit.

[MrDjmarshmellow]

All this is common sense

[stickman000100]

1:17 how did they catch on fire? the flame was like 3 inches in the air!

[WeGotItYouDont]

notice how its always tails whos getting himself nearly killed. does sega want tails to ie and eggman interfeirs?

[WeGotItYouDont]

lol jk. sonic is awesome.

[WeGotItYouDont]

ouch! sonic bit me!

[FthFpsGamer97]

why in part 2 Sonic have blue feets with 3 toes when in this part Sonic have GROSS pink feet with 4 toes? O_O

[Little1gman]

WAit Sonic Is allowed In the girls locker room, AND opened the shower door and thats not agaisnt the rules?

[thegamerkid77]

2:46 well no shit it blew up, it wasn't finished.

[urgonnadie25]

6:50 guilty

[videogamesrule124]

@carlos328 oh  thanks

[videogamesrule124]

4:18 is that supposed to be sally or is that just a fan girl?

[Carlos328]

@videogamesrule124 fan

[PooPrime9]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT IN THE SHOWER AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DINOSAUR?!

I'd really like to know on what drugs where the creators of this show when they came up with these

[theeducatedfool]

God Sonic's feet are scary looking...

[shadowkoizumi]

I think that "Let me play with your sword" shoulda been in the touching episode.

[tyman354]

SONIC GETS MAD *GASP*(ps if the brawl characters found out about sonic sez they would kick him out but its 70 percent chance because the mockings are hilarios)

[PinkPunkyKat]

So if I'm not supposed to touch wild animals would Sonic let me pet him?

[jacob2k1999]

@PinkPunkyKat probably not...

[Pacman117productions]

@PinkPunkyKat hes not wild.

[misspinkpunkykat]

@Pacman117productions  So would he let me pet him?

[Pacman117productions]

@misspinkpunkykat Yeah.

[misspinkpunkykat]

@Pacman117productions *runs off to pet Sonic and Tails*

[Pacman117productions]

@misspinkpunkykat lol

[Ryoushadow]

Because when it comes to information, learning, AND entertainment, books

[alimahsalim5]

koolio lol

[TaTgurl1003]

No offense, but why is sonic worried about kids joining gangs? Little kids watch this show.

[Soopahkoopah101]

@TaTgurl1003

What if the gang had a cool name like "The T-Birds?"

[TaTgurl1003]

@Soopahkoopah101 yeah, that could be a problem. I know I'd have to fight my own urges to join.

[HyperNugget9000]

@TaTgurl1003

It's for the future.

[TaTgurl1003]

@HyperNugget9000 oh. I wonder if kids would remember that

[TaTgurl1003]

what is that big pink thing on the side of the girls mouth at 4:37? Is she rabid or something?

[anothervirtamundo]

@TaTgurl1003 hhahahahah

[TaTgurl1003]

@anothervirtamundo yeah, I;m pretty funny, huh?

[TaTgurl1003]

0:51 Tails looks so bored. He's probably fed up with sonic's speechs.

[kingknowles2112]

hello police? yah im stuck on mario level 6 you guys need to help me. sonic said so.

[TaTgurl1003]

@kingknowles2112 That;s hilarous. You rock

[welci007]

tails is 4. maybe his baby teeth are coming out.

[xXBladeXx4141]

@welci007 tails was 8 in that series