XPand - amazing expanding table

[Onay925]

LOL at the music!

[ThunderDemonRaiju]

Alright now. It's a good idea, but it's not porn. Cut out the slow pan shots and the sudden cut to the outside and the inappropriate close-ups and the mood music. You don't even see the long table until 28 seconds and it takes all of 2 seconds to stretch the thing. This is kind of a neat idea, but I can't see it being very strong. Next time. Show short table being stretched then set up with dinner ware. 10 seconds.

[skonatrix]

when it comes to expandable furniture u should show how its done not a static video of before and after.

[TenebrousLyke]

1:26 Long table is long!

[Gravenkal]

oh yeah baby, expand for me baby, yeeeaaahhhh....

[grandmasbuttons]

I feel like I'm having sex with Shaft

[robom1995]

But will it blend?

[personNumber0123]

that sucks

[ninjastolemabike]

lolz at the end. so easy - a woman could do it!

[yayyayyay09]

Sharp Edge Much? :P

[ppgdXD]

its like porn for tables!:F

[ikshassan]

good

[xxdjcharlierockxx]

it's a wooden slinky! lol

[Mosethyoth]

Looks like it would break pretty soon if much weight is applied in the middle. (It is bending to the ground -_-)

[uxcitme]

Do you make expanding chairs for our fat asses?

[angelakayel]

lol at the cheesy porno music

[viorelonly]

it would be very unstable under the table sheet

[IamDarkStar2012]

When you push it back together does it sound like an accordion?

[dick110590]

lol oh crap i spilled my wine

[IAmAWayneR]

it would be cool if the whole table was like that to make it easy to store somewhere if you're having a party in a small apartment or something haha 1:43 random chairs

[bviapiana]

use the middle as a cheese grater

[loganmarksmith]

just a note there people you might not want to focus on the fricken brand of table as much so i can actually look at the product you are going to sell

[flytape8490]

this is just a horrible product demo video. They need to actually show it expanding and contracting, not just orbit the damn thing in various stages of expansion.

[CubersOfTheWorld]

@flytape8490 they did show it expanding in the end....but in a way you are right tho it woud have been nice to see it doing its talent more

[XxpivotxxmasterxX]

It would suck if someone spilt ANYTHING on the expanded part..

[CaptainClass]

I hate the guy who made that music.

[jolugar258]

just 2 words.... ACOUNT ABANDONED!!!

[SteveMawson]

blackshade...you're giving away your secrets

[stevenskul]

lame...seen better

[outlaWeasel]

That would suck if someone spills spaghetti on the expanded part.

[blackshade9]

What's with the porn music? O_o

[TangDynasty83]

@blackshade9 - .....subliminal affection.....you don't like the table, but for some reason after seeing the clip you want to buy it anyway.. other hints are the name Xpand and the POV pulling of the table end by the woman

[blackshade9]

@TangDynasty83

In all honesty it actually creeped me out a bit. >.>

[jido35]

You know what they say, "The longer the better."

[N5omn1ac]

well it is the Viagra table! ... now long enough for the love making, lol

[codehaef]

was thinking the exact same thing

[DONNIMETROPOLIS313]

@blackshade9 lol oh yeah, baby. ooooh  baby ahahahahaha 70's porn music

[eniac2007]

@blackshade9 - Anything that can be extended by pulling it is porn-related

[skinlo01]

@blackshade9

I love a bit of hard wood.

(in my table).

[sapiigor]

@blackshade9 You been watching some wrong porn

[wardog3d]

@blackshade9 It got you in the mood didn't it?

[invadingnimrod]

it would collapse if you put anything on it though and its ugly

[odmcarp]

eating on this table requires rubber boots...cause if you spill your drink, you'll end up with wet feet

[paintballgundown8]

i havnt spilt a drink or seen a drink spill in years so i think its ok

[patrickvelascovideos]

fake world people would buy these?

[Weeble68]

what are fake world people?

[outlaWeasel]

I would buy one, I would also put super glue in one if my neighbors had one.

[69TinyT69]

This is actually a very good concept. This would be used outside for picnics by most of the real world buyers. The slits aren't that big. So plates will stay in place as well as cups. Now for the people who think "cutlery" will fall through. Most people use napkins while they eat, so they would set down on top of the napkin or on the edge of the plate.

[wondersax]

who would want to have holes in the table?

[Rexillius9]

maybe its for enemies who have to eat at the same table but want to sit as far away from eachother as possible.

[pandabear440]

Um, I wouldn't wanna eat off a slinky

[ProjectZro]

this table = SUCK

[celticsreborn]

it looks horrible too

[snookerd742001]

i wouldn't want to get stuck in the middle on Thanksgiving Day. I guess it would be like rattan patio furniture.

[Mudskippersam]

How is it a functional dining table?! You can lose cutlery through it, get serviettes stuck if you use them, and spilt food falls through...

[buerm009]

whats wrong with the good old "add a leaf" method?

[MrLamppost34]

americans are lazy. is that the answer you were looking for?

[danthemanzizzle]

yea really, its like one extra step and you get a more stable surface

[2cool4uandevr]

whats the points of it anyways??? instead of spending money on this piece of shit, just drop an extra 50 bucks and get a table that it actually can hold something on it without collapsing. cheap fucks

[2cool4uandevr]

haha. the second table looks like that fuckin slinky dog from toy story.

[NLspartan117]

whahaha, absolutely right!

[ross817]

Lol XPand. Doesn't it sound kind of like a penis pump?

[JumpStop1]

with that porno music they used for this video, you would think its a penis add

[qwertyg33ks]

you know that how?

[JumpStop1]

by listening? idk i write music for a living

[qwertyg33ks]

cool!!!

[powahtube]

well it does get bigger :D

[aivilik]

Gimmick. First time something gets spilled into the expanding part, it'll never close properly again. Try cleaning that nightmare.

[physiist777]

what a terrible idea...and whats with the porno music anyways? nothing kinky will be happening on THAT table for sure!

[MasterCorruptor]

jesus... have people ever heard about tablecloths ???

smack one on and you cover the ugly table and all the gaps.

captain obvious strikes again

[Tazinie]

Wow... Are you joking... Things would fall through the holes, not to mention how ugly they look!

[mrwyatt333]

what EVER. This table is insignificant next to the power of the Fletcher Capstan table.

[xXxDEMANJENIYAxXx]

if you seat on the smaller table and someone will push it back, your ass would REALLY HURT!

[Russellbeta]

lol, no wild nights with the misses on that thing! XD

[Russellbeta]

nice idea but food can fall through or worse get stuck in the cracks and be a bitch to clean, imagine spilling soup!

[xXxDEMANJENIYAxXx]

lol haha

[Greentoad6]

lol...i guess it makes people extra careful about how they eat.

[skatingjif]

Fuck dude we totaly have like minds on this subject.

[NorconMarketing]

Hello,

How do I get one of the tables.