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  • Star wars battlefront 3 was supposed to come out at e3 in 2010

  • 3:50 morgan freeman lol

  • @Arkman968: That joke is just way overused now. Anyway, if they can't count to three, how come there are:

    19 test chambers in Portal?

    9 Chapters in Portal 2?

    11 (I think) chapters in Half Life 2?

    This is proof that Valve can count to three. Don't judge them by the number their game sequals are at (which I know is 2.)

  • @RobloxLambo2011 but did they ever get to 3?

    maybe they lost the guy who writes the "3"?

  • @RobloxLambo2011 bro, no one is actually judging them. it was just a joke that started somewhere and was copied and pasted throughout. its just strange how they never had a sequel that was a 3

  • @awesome9001 : I know. But hopefully, after some time (a few hundred centuries according to the "Valve-can't-count-to-3 people"), they'll release a third sequel for one of their games. Half Life 2 Episode 3 seems most likely to me.

  • id play halo reach around haha

  • So it would be Half Life 6. Which couldn't be released before Half Lifes 3-5. So were all fucked.

  • wow where they wrong about halo...

  • Kirby's epic burrito FTW

  • Half Life will never come out - You may or may not have noticed but Valve can't count to 3 :(

  • @Arkman968 They've been working on it for the past several years, and are trying to polish the game to make the best experience in gaming. In my opinion, i think they are using all this time to create Source Engine 2.

  • portal is technically half life

  • natal means christmas in portuguese .

  • uhm...the kinect is release.....dumbasses...

  • @qwert747 Look at the date of the video upload, smartass.

  • @CBAwiththisshit funny how ur talking about ''Date'' when u can't even see when i posted my comment.

    Smartass.

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  • these jokes....they're so bad.

  • @MexicansStealShoes your username......is amusing

  • i just saw a top 10 without Steve and Larsen and almost had a stroke. Now that i have seen this its all better

  • totaly lost in the half life part

  • HELL YEAH WII

    SUCK IT PS3!

  • Halo reach around was a joke at the spike gaming awards

  • Steve and larson are the best ever

  • Halo 4...just kidding.Oh man, just think how much of a fucking let down it would be if Halo 4 didn't happen...i'm sorry, I deserve to shove my dick in a blender for even mentioning that.

  • @Darkside780

    i see what you did there......

  • lol ive got a cureablo form of aids zone 3

  • make a top ten gaming accidents / fails

  • Got Manhunt 2 on the WIi.....Using education as an excuse to get uber violent game....FTW!

  • Chill zone 3 FTW

  • the funny part is a lot of this did happen :) You just suck at waiting

  • @MrLaxdude89 no hl3 hl 1.5 or hl ep 3 didnt come out

  • @YupSsBlAzin17 yeah and thats it, and btw taht's been confirmed 2 weeks ago :) Hl3

  • i want to play kirby's epic burrito

  • MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE THE WII! GET OUT THE WII! GET OUT THE WII! XD

  • Omg nerd argument below

  • BUT MASTER CHIEF WAS IN REACH AHOLES

  • HALF LIFE 3. WHO WANTS

  • half life 2 is awesome

  • half life 3 will come in valve time oh wait im just being told that valve time is over well where all boned valve fans

  • It's not just about graphics it's also about gameplay and I'd rather have a good dpad than motion controls. It's kind of cool at first but some games don't really go that good. Also the most of the Wii games are pretty crappy including ports and most good Ps3/xbox games never get ported just saying...

  • @narutoarya I am not a fanboy (I.E. I don't even own a Nintendo Wii anymore, I play PS3 and PC) I just feel the games and consoles in general should hold more value than graphics, go play a Nintendo 64 one of the GREATEST consoles known to man, it doesn't feature unique OR cutting edge graphics, it never had either YET there are still more people who own Nintendo 64's than people who own PS2's. OK?!

  • @tankisdeath the n64 got raped by the ps1 my friend its overshadowed.. not even in the top 10

  • @ThreeDaysOfDan You are a complete retard., I'm saying this because it actually sold more than the PS1 and it gave birth to some of the greatest games that are still revered today, name one popular game on PS1.

  • @tankisdeath Final Fantasy VII. Metal Gear Solid. Armored Core.

    ...what do I win?

  • @Kohdok All three of them are shit.

  • @tankisdeath Makes them better than Halo, then.

    Again, what do I win?

  • @Kohdok Halo is the worst franchise ever, everything is better than Halo.

  • @tankisdeath Which includes everything on the PS1. Thus, the PS1 is loaded with great games.

  • @Kohdok Thus that is true but nothing is better than the Zelda franchise or any franchise game on the N64.

  • @tankisdeath Quest 64.

  • @Kohdok Again this my point.

  • @tankisdeath Your point was that nothing is better than a franchise game on the N64. Superman 64 was a Franchise game on the N64 which was notirously bad.

    But if you're limiting yourself to just Video-game franchises: Castlevania. PS1 vs N64. PS1 Castlevania is considered one of the best in the franchise, the N64 games are considered some of the worst.

  • @Kohdok My point is that nothing is better than a franchise on N64 thus my point even when you put forward bad franchises still nothing is better than them also Castlevania ripped apart any Castlevania game on PS1 due to the fact PS1 had no Cel-Shaded games this rendering it unable to utilize the somewhat 3D games that N64 had, also Castlevania was in 3D on N64.

  • @tankisdeath Castlevania hit the polygon ceiling HARD. Castlevania 64 was a horribly flawed game with no camera control and the possibility to be unable to finish the game due to a small mistake. Sierra did the same thing, but at least they had the decency to tell you at some point. That's why 3D Castlevania games aren't made anymore and when they ARE made, they tend to be crap.

  • @Kohdok They still make them today and you are only saying that because you don't like it Castlevania on N64 spawned 2 sequels, and they had 3D Castlevania games on PS2, and PS2 and XBOX 360, and they are ALL good, just like it's original predeccesor on the N64. furthermore the NES & SNES had 2D Castlevania games, so by the time PS1 was using 2D Castlevania games Nintendo had already done it more than once several years ago.

  • @tankisdeath Also, the PS1 had more memory than the N64. Back in the day, it was quite difficult to cram 600 megabytes onto a single cartridge and the fact that FF7 presented a way to use multiple discs basically gave the PS1 near infinite memory should anyone feel so inclined.

    Final Fantasy 7 appeared on the Sony PS1 because to make a cartridge with enough memory was not in the N64 plans.

  • @Kohdok Really?, that is why they had Final Fantasy on the Gameboy Color.

  • @tankisdeath Superman.

  • @Kohdok I wierdly have a picture of Goku fighting Superman, but that's not the point, Superman isn't real.

  • @tankisdeath Neither are Mario or Link. The point is that Superman is a franchise that had a game on the N64 which is widely considered one of the worst games ever made.

  • @Kohdok Thus my point.

  • Also, the question was about what games are popular, not which ones you like. All three of those are popular enough to keep getting sequels.

  • @Kohdok To the right people, but no they are still terrible.

  • Where can I get a copy of Chillzone 3: Let's Hit Up Del Taco?

  • MOVE, BITCH! GET OUTTA WII!

    new fav song

  • and who is watching in 2011 when halo reach is the biggest game and halo 4 has been anouncesd lololololololol

  • was going to click "like" until they insulted wii and wii owners in #'s 3 and 2

  • I don't see how they could possibly make halo gayer

  • @imzeinternet Be quiet hater.

  • @imzeinternet lol you're like "WHAT,THIS IS UN-REALISTICS CALL OF DUTY:BLACK OPS HAS BETTER GRAPHICS AND IS BETTER. LOL COD FAG.

  • @Derekc135 pc gamers can be fanboys

  • It's funny how people bash the Wii most but the Wii has more units sold than the PS3 and XBOX 360 combined....P.S. I own a PS3, I used to own a Wii, I PC game, I.E. I'm not a fanboy so don't try and brand me as one.

  • forget half-life 3 everyone knows valve cant count past 2 (portal 2, half-life 2, l4d 2)

  • they are right about the wii it actually does not get you any more in shape than a 360 or ps3.

  • The thing at 3:40 looked like something from the war of the worlds

  • Did they make a date_rape joke O__O

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  • annoying.

    ugh.

  • No, you idiot

    Half life 3 would be Life 1.5

    (;

  • at 4:05 i thought he was gound to saty inseption

  • haha wii fat XD

  • ★★★★★★ 

  • who would want the wii fat????

  • Very interesting how when they said "White Castle" at 5:30 it was obviously a reference to the film Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, yet the image they showed us was from Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay.

  • @tankisdeath white castle is a real resturant its like krystals for the north.

  • @Mst3kfanatic1 I know this, I want to try this, but I cannot do this.

  • i loled at number 2 :D

  • wow.. i thought this was about e3 2011 untill they said halo reach will be the best selling game THIS year -____-

  • @Torkama true...but the online experience of 360 and ps3 is godly compared to the wii's

  • 1234naruto12345@ says a naruto fan

  • @joujou264 あなたを性交、ナルトは素晴らしいです

  • @Torkama its also cheapest

  • ooo halo reach best selling game of the year...got that wrong. blackops sold more in the end, even though its terrible.

  • There was a HL2 ep 3 booth. it was in a freddie wong video

  • @TheQecProductions it was fake.

  • Why is everyone picking on the Wii? It makes ppl that never played video games into gamers, so why the fuck dont like it? Fuck off PS3 and 360 fanbags

  • @joujou264 i like wii for 1 reason it made me a hole in 1 in wii sports :)

  • @joujou264 it does not, ppl who play wii have their own group they arn't gamers, their wiiers!

  • @joujou264 because the majority of people who I know who play it on occasion is little kids, moms playing Wii Fit, and my gay friend ( no literally, he's gay). The graphics that I have seen on 90% of it's games are horrible. And to top it off it's kinda laggy.

  • @1234naruto12345 UM i disagry most of the grafecs are fantastic and only 1 or 2 games i have ghet lag and its only at cretan parts in the gmesand im 13 playen the wii

  • @TailsSuperFan100 Damn! your gay, and you can't spell

  • @TailsSuperFan100 are you SURE you are 13?

  • @Randomdude214 FUCK U AND YES 

  • @TailsSuperFan100 Shut up.

  • @TailsSuperFan100 IF your 13 then you must be retarded because your spelling is at the level of a 8 year old

  • @rsmvomfg I AINT RETARTED I JUST SUCK AT SPELLING

  • @TailsSuperFan100 i cant imagine what your handwriting must be like >.> nah its cool, i dont wanna be a douche :D

  • @TailsSuperFan100 OMFG, Only you could possibly understand what you just said, you are incredibly retarded.

  • @tankisdeath what did he say?

  • @1234naruto12345 Graphics do not matter, and no game I have ever played on the Nintendo Wii never had lag.

  • @tankisdeath Really? Wii is an ok gaming console, but yes, graphics do matter, if a game doesnt have atleast somewhat good graphics it takes some of the enjoyment of the game out, not only that Xbox 360, PC, and PS3 do not lag if you do not play them online. Btw, dont label me a fanboy, im a PC gamer.

  • @Derekc135 i agree on graphics mattering, but some games do lag on ps3/360 offline

  • @Derekc135 Graphics matter on PC because unless you have a good enough graphics card perhaps the latest model of NVIDIA G-Force then you can't play games because they have higher specs unless you have said graphics card, but no on console all that matters is the core gameplay, the quality of the game it's self and the amount of fun your getting from it, if graphics really mattered I wouldn't still be playing my SNES and N64 from time to time, GRAPHICS do NOT matter WHAT SO EVER.

  • @tankisdeath you never played smash brothers brawl online?

  • @retrobrian1 Yes I havem and if you are implying that the game has lag then the lag is present because of your connection speed and your opponents connection speed, but for which I have never encountered such a problem due to my 50MB fibre optic broadband.

  • @tankisdeath I understand where you're coming from but all those engine programmers and artists working in high resolution would not like to hear that their role in the company "doesn't matter"

  • @randyronald I would tell them to their face, but then again maybe they shouldn't have got into that business in the first place because now Next Gen consoles are all about graphics, graphics, graphics thus resulting in people completely dissowning the Nintendo Wii only because it's graphics aren't like the PS3 and XBOX 360, it's rediculous and unsavory, something that is all too commonly known in this modern day and age of technology.

  • @tankisdeath You are misinformed, high definition graphics hasn't caused a lack of innovation in the industry, it's corporations who keep churning out sequel after sequel because consumers are willing to buy them over and over again. Just because the Wii can't match the graphical fidelity of the rival consoles, it doesn't mean the console doesn't have it's fair share of poor games released for it. I mean, just how many Warioware or Wii Sports rip-offs are there?

  • @randyronald I guarantee you I am not, every single person I have ever seen not only complaining about the Nintendo Wii but other consoles as well basing their arguments on which console is better solely on the basis of graohics, nobody complains about the games, it's the graphics that matter to the general gamer unlike me and the rest of the minority who base of the system performance, games and value.

  • @tankisdeath You and the "minority" that helped secure the Wii as the most successful home console of this generation? Seriously the sales speak for themselves, the Wii is hugely popular and for these people cutting edge graphics isn't of huge significance. You listen to Youtube commenters too much, they do not represent the majority.

  • @tankisdeath A-MEN!

  • @tankisdeath graphics dont matter, typical wii-boy argument

  • @tankisdeath

    Learn to use grammar.

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  • omfg halo is coming!

  • @ulbaulba Man, are you Xfags funny... hating on me for stating facts, hating on me because I'm smart enough to see that not paying for a service, that is just as good, is the better way to go. You just hate me because PS3 has all the good exclusives, the ones that nearly sweep the board at the Dice Awards. You sir, are quite the comedy act, and I thank you for brightening my day, with a good laugh.

  • xD Hostest donky kong ding dong

  • whoooo halo reach

  • where is Skyrim?

  • @93Anian The meaning of awsome

  • @emacdaddyfunk Never played it, westerns don't interest me. All I know is every time I've played Halo I end up getting catapult across the map, or my vehicle randomly gets stuck and blows up.

  • blah blah blah eyetoy blah blah blah xbox blah blah

  • I think Rich Boy's "Throw Some D's" would make an awesome song for this. You could change the lyrics to:

    "Turn the Wii Fat, on there BITCH!"

  • @Mst3kfanatic1 The only reason that Halo is best selling on Xbox is because thats the only thing worth getting an Xbox for, PS3 has superrior Hardware and more exclusives.

  • @Gstroy2 fuck u u ps3 fanboy prick....

  • @Mst3kfanatic1 The eye toy was extremely responsive, and really the only thing Microsoft changed was what console it was on.

  • @Mst3kfanatic1 Like crap they bribed IGN, and as for Game Informer giving Reach a higher score, they were one out of many, Black Ops got over 30 published perfect scores, not to mention Halo is probably the most glitch ridden game in the history of gaming.

  • @Gstroy2 As much as i love red dead redemption, i think that game has alot more glitches than halo reach

  • "Let's face it, Halo Reach will be the biggest selling game of the year." Five months later, Black Ops beats the all time best selling record... just give up Halo fans, COD will always come out on top...

  • @Gstroy2 until Duke Nukem comes in and wipes that COD ass of yours to sleep, kid. COD (which is already agreed upon by many critics AND gamers) is just an overrated, overhyped piece of shit videogame FPS that really didnt offer anything new on the table..rather just some few tweaks and that was it..not really impressing since great games like bulletstorm came out, Duke Nukem coming out, and many other games that people are choosing over COD, its time to say this:give up, COD sucks, we know it.

  • @ZergSwarmling amen and halo 3 is the best-selling 360 game and gran turismo 5 is tops for PS3. in fact black ops is like 5 or 6 on the list.

  • @Gstroy2 and yet halo 3 is still the best selling game on the 360.

  • @Gstroy2 and you know the company had to bribe IGN to give black ops a good review, and game informer rated halo reach 9.25 and black ops a 9

  • move b*tch get out the wii, get out the wii b*tch, get out the wii

  • i like the astro girls

  • lol@aids

    

  • BOOOM BITCH GET OUT THE WII GET OUT THE WII !!!!!

  • @4:06 Relax your hands! Relax your hands!! bahahaha

  • chillzone 3 id deffs buy

  • ps3 project black dildo

  • I wonder if "chillzone" comes with weed or u have to buy that yourself......

  • Halo: Reach Around would have a pretty interesting Forge World

  • Nr. 1:

    Capcom E3 2010...

    I don't care what you guys think, it DIDN'T happen, ok?

  • You guys fail at predictions. K

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  • @Ameer4567890 She was like 13

    

  • i wanna make that move bitch get out the wii my ringtone <3 LMAO

  • the mastrchief does appear in halo reach on the mission The Package in the end cutscene hold down the trigger buton and the right thmb stick and when they fly in the pelican yo ca see him in the cryo pod that he is origanaly in at the stat of halo combat evolved.

  • @mrgreendayfan11 you dont have to hold down the trigger

  • *ahem* I make my statement here so please read this comment all the way through.

    For all of you who DON'T read game informer, you may or may not know the bungie has lost the Halo title to Microsoft. Henceforth Halo: Reach being one of bungie's biggest bangs EVER. Thats why they made it so fun to play on campaign and online multiplayer and also made it more user-friendly. Also being the reason they made it so basically that you meet the CREATOR of Cortana so you know her background a little bit.

  • Did you notice that there's marijuana on the CHILLZONE 3 guys helmet?

  • 1:23 WHY!!!!!!!??????

  • Move Bitch Get The Out Wii

  • actually, since half life is exponential decay (1/2^x), it would be half life 1/8.

  • Hehe 0:36 shes touching her own boobie :O

  • what about SW battlefront 3?

  • 0:00

    

  • Great trailer man!! going to watch this in webmovietube