My Secrets Video

[NitroDSP]

1:58

omg you are a genius

[tailsiscool666]

1st. The cat video is fake, so shut up about it. 2nd. Look how fast she is writing, what a troll.

[loudmouthlovesu]

My biggest Secert is that i'm in love with my best friend and i think he's in love with me too, but i do nothing about it...BY THE WAY LOVE UR STUFF!!!

[farmergamer]

View whore

[Unproffesionalkids1]

Nugget

[emilywuzhere511]

i thought her nam was debbie?

[folksycloud]

Date me cara

[Napkiner]

She forgot the slide "I love cats"

as well as "I love to run"

[1000panos]

she really want help wtf ?? i'm confused -.-

[MFNRTJZ]

The ultimate troll! 

[Koolwhipp]

It's amazing how much she can do with a laptop camera and her house.

[lennartjuhh]

why is there a giant snorlex on the right side of this window

[BBOxx18]

She hasn't made a video in a while...was there really a guy with a gun? Think about it

[DuhEnlightenedOne]

She used an awful lot of paper to make this video. I wonder how many trees had to die. I wonder how many cats won't get stuck in those trees now. I wonder if those cats that didn't get stuck in the trees are now reproducing with each other. I wonder if this was all a plan for her to get more cats.

[XcartoonDinosaur]

@DuhEnlightenedOne yo dawg i heard you like cats.

[wendyb409]

WOAH! WAS THERE REALLY A DUDE WITH A GUN HOLDING THE CAMERA??????!!!!!!

[fabiromero123]

You forget to put that you love cats... But i think that's not a secret anymore

[Jmhr517]

She could get in trouble for this one.

[MrsMikeabbo]

someone call the cyber police

[LostSoulDX]

Another incredible video! I love them all XD

[Bacongirl16]

NEVER joke about that. just like the boy who cried wolf...

[JasonNation72]

1:51 - He's "cray cray"?!? Is this how kids today are talking?

[alyssavictoria610]

"theres a guy behind the camera with a gun" "hes forcing me to make a video to americans"

[EliteHaloSpartans]

HOLY SHIT IF THERE REALLY IS A FRIGGIN DUDE BEHIND THE CAMERA WITH A GUN I FEEL SO SORRY BTW I LOVE THE NAME CARA

[brianna6446]

why dint she make another video after this one may b shess dead :'(

[danceparty222]

hehehehehehhahhaahhahah



[TheNaebyrd]

For anyone who is worried about her, she used the word "cray-cray". She's probably fine.

[mewildchild1]

Is that true with the gun and the man, and that we should sen help?

[actionfilmmakers]

No seriously.... Is she serious??

[actionfilmmakers]

What about cats???

[jdave19]

you have great hair

[VideoDanielful]

I was scared that at the end of the video some creepy face would pop out scraming at me!!

[rockefoe]

lol cray cray

[EricChris8]

is she being serious?

[MAAKAanimelover]

@EricChris8 -_______-

[snrksnrk777]

should have written "i'm running out of ideas I used to be a troll now I'm just gay"

[stinglykabee02]

I lost it at cray-cray

[frizzybob]

ah, hey there delilah playing, all this needed was a fish eye lens...

[hammertime612]

@tinman0Z THAT'S HILARIOUS

[QCgaming360]

you write fast.

unless YOUR TROLLING

[TatortotLuvsYou]

whos the person hurting you?



[lmyshkin]

It's been almost a year since the eharmony video was uploaded, and while her later videos have been consistently clever, they don't come close to the original. Maybe it's because, while they are all parodies, the eharmony video aroused genuine sympathy in the viewer, but the later videos are all sarcastic deconstructions of viewer expectations. Or maybe the magic of the eharmony video is lost now that we're all in on the joke. In any case, Hartmann is still an original voice on youtube.

[DialmyDorm]

@lmyshkin shut up dickhole

[WilfordBrimleyGaming]

Gara? lrn2makeCs

[XxMrBailey1]

I Thought your name was debbie?

[TamTamTamaraaaaaa]

oh god he has two guns and i am going to laugh and smile like nothing is going on .

[269showell]

PLEASE TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT HIM IN THE DICK

[celbech]

this didn't make me laugh at all i was very confused :$ .... woops.

[cronikproductions]

Haha a lot of people don't realize how funny this girl really is.

[tinman0Z]

dont worry im sending help. Catman will be with you in a minute 

[jkl3126]

Her sister made 32 accounts and disliked this video.

[Karmakatt6]

I love cats as well!!

Great videos keep them coming!!

[Karmakatt6]

I too, love cats.

Great videos, keep them coming!!

-Karma

[Youmukranda]

@TheLunchboxCharlie chill your beans! If people want to see her, and that amount is low (mind you 10000 views is a-lot still) I am sure she would have kindness to make videos either way, which she did, cause I am sure she got a-lot of requests to make more videos. It ain't like she is doing this full time, trying to be famous on youtube, otherwise she would have a-lot more videos up.

[Youmukranda]

OMG, are you OK? Did you escape?

[marioxlove21]

@Youmukranda its a joke.... lmao.

[cherrybomb296]

One thing that was never a secret. Shes a parrot lover.

[squirtlalloo]

she is actually really pretty.

[TheFakeGhost]

I'll save you, I'd love to wake up next to you every morning. Find me on eharmony user name

GoldenShaft. I have the biggest dick in the western region

[picha4242]

-song started playing- ''holly shit this better not be hey there delia...''

-farther into the video- ''i think this is worse.''

-mid way- ''right... your being held hostage... while smiling and looks like not at all starving''

-near the end of the video- ''hahaha yo sis probebly already saw this! ^.^''

[Aceman7723]

Dude I get it. I've gotten it since the eharmony video. This girl has a weird sense of humor and I fucking love it. Everyone out there who just thinks she's mental just doesn't get it, so have fun watching two and a half men.

[1234book1]

dont fucking help her

[FasterAndSlow]

You have a cute way of moving and your smile is soooo sweet. :)

[IceWolf4561]

UMMMMM i just saw the rest of her vids and that girl needs MENTAL help!

[RyRoCult]

She didn't tell us where to send help!

[irock2145]

That shit cray.

[uliver666]

great mix of idea, one of your best idea so far

[2010Whip]

I like your videos..they are well put together

[Yahoos2f]

Too bad we didnt see the "guy" pull the trigger on dat biatch!

[kutiforever]

what is you real name is it Debbie , Kara , Cara or Gara

[Front24237]

Probably because you want to hug his cats!!!!!!!!!!

[XDPartyRockerXD]

If you said he now has 2 guns and you just picked the paper,how r u predicting the "FUTURE"

[Stormocity]

@XDPartyRockerXD She can write damn fast.

[uliver666]

@XDPartyRockerXD if your serious im ROFL

[TheBeatlesfan28]

You need a life...

[Eymaney]

Why do you lie all the time? Please tell me a little piece of truth. Do you want to be saved from something? What about fashion school? Is it just about popularity?

[prankbrothers]

She's such a rocket. But shes also a lunatic... It's too bad really..

[Victoria101Love]

@BeautyQueen208 whoa Hunn chill it's just a joke!

[BeautyQueen208]

@Victoria101Love I know it's a joke. all of her videos have been a joke to make us look stupid, right? and i wouldnt joke about dying

[lukev7]

This girl is going to be big. Not as in fat, that would depend on her diet and lifestyle, I mean, like, she is going to be a big star. Not as in an actual star, but, like, famous, you know? awesome.

[KingExamin]

@lukev7

she'll be right up there with afro ninja and chocolate rain.

[Gearlan92]

my biggest fear is life is that all the cats wont get a home

[BeautyQueen208]

She's lieng, she sed the man was yelling at her but the video is quiet. i can hear her hands picking up the paper and stuff. U LIENG BITCH.

[RonPawl]

@BeautyQueen208 Or the video itself can be on mute, derp.

[BeautyQueen208]

@RonPawl Ok if the video was on mute... wth are there paper and movments in the background when the video is suppose to be set on music mode where u can only hear the music? All of her video's r jokes to get alot of views helping hollywood.

[iamArtish]

...makes me wonder if there really is a guy with a gun xD

[napsterk1]

hey I'm your sister bf , I wanna thank you for the great blow job you gave me last time , Hey guys his girl is amazing in sucking if any one is interested , yeah and one more thing tell your sister she,s a fucking hoe and i broke up with her but she still need a closure , Great video have fun.

[BeautyQueen208]

@napsterk1 LOOLLLL

[Jayselcee]

how can she write so fast?

[littlebroize]

There should have been a paper that says: I love cats. I love every type of cat.

[Babagnash]

@littlebroize Lol, but that is no secret.

[complicatedasnumbers]

@littlebroize hahahahahahaha should have

[Stormocity]

@littlebroize But that's not a secret...she never hid it from anyone...rather, she told EVERYONE.

[razorjosh]

I never have been this bored...need some gore



[Hunkablahhaha]

 I thought your name was debbie.

[rafiqputera]

is there really man with a gun how can i help you

[klel68]

love love love love love you...there off my chest.

[BillyBughead]

To get even, your sister is sleeping with all your subscribers. Please note that's the only reason I'm subscribed to you.

[thestarsnatcher]

you are the troll queen of the internet. if you ever get casted in any movie ever, i'm there.

[Petrhrabal]

@thestarsnatcher and he means ANY movie ;) understand, Cara?

[celerygeneral99]

@thestarsnatcher "troll" and "funny" are NOT synonyms. nice job insulting while complimenting. i'd say you're the trollololol.

[miguelurbie]

you was cute when everything on the video was about cats, now this is shit....

[inkh]

I was gonna show this video to your sister, but then I took an arrow in the knee

[freckedbarbie2]

lol don't show my sister this video!!!!! if you agree that was funny click thumbs up

[freckedbarbie2]

that would be soooo sad if this was real

[FasterAndSlow]

I like the noise of the paper.

[ErinRosamondBlack]

LOL :D

[gogotero99]

This girl keeps getting kidnapped, obsesses with cats, sings, doesn't wipe, and doesn't get out of the bathroom? I'm going to marry her.

[1916holton]

Lol, love it, always crack me up Cara, please don't ever become sane. More!! We want more if you, oh yeah and you're mad pretty. :)

[Jazzzkidd]

She has a weird sense of humor...

[owl33355555]

Its a parody of the Jonah Mowry 'Whats goin on..' video, which turned out to be maybe fake. just...for those wondering....

[saddasdas2]

i fucking love your sense of humor.

[popatot100]

I wonder if this is real

[stirfryking]

Same thing happened to me last week.

[kassandramd]

Horrible content just to get attention. Sad.

[MrHalliebakes]

why did u write it not actually say it????

[tottenham2286]

is she for reall

[rofyle]

Now when you say gun, do you mean penis? 

[phail555]

@rofyle He had TWO penises?

[rofyle]

@phail555 Army creed to help new recruits remember the difference between a weapon and a gun.

This is my rifle, this is my gun.

This is for shooting, this is for fun.

[phail555]

@rofyle And my penis is for stabbing.

[BriLike]

Your idea of humor is different . It kinda cool

[Mallita1]

Cray-cray lol

[Reip187]

Another solid vid. Good work

[Contraproductive]

all your videos are super awesome!! argh!

[innnernetz]

****AWKWARD BONER****

[REELOL123]

oh i thought it was real for a sec haha lol

[joe133322]

god she's funny :)

[mraaronyuppy]

finally someone making fun of mymusicislife's kind of video, the Fake suicide videos and what not

Love this XD

[PsychoT1m]

I just subscribed, hope that's ok.

[Itslilyful]

he is cray-cray!

[Itslilyful]

Haha the face she makes when she says theres a man with a gun behind me

[SolarSailors]

i love you so much. all ur videos have just the right amount of clever. cept maybe the bathroom video but u know :D

[veggiemuncher86]

he is cray cray! boom

[TsunamiBeefPies]

I love the way your mind works, Cara.

[twistedelegance212]

I love you.



[ficklechicken]

you are ridiculously sexy. and brilliant.

[klel68]

I really want to go on a date with her...it would be interesting..lol.

[AlexxGamboa]

hahahaha you're the best. i feel if you ever did stand up it would b e the best. oh and please come to my house so we can fuck

[TehChangster]

She's a troll...a WONDERFUL TROLL :3

[YourIdleGamer]

I like how you said cray cray

[godzown009]

the man with the gun probly yelled at her to get back into the kitchen

[ImmortalNyx]

This is what you get for leaving your bathroom..

[locke1025]

She posts some freaking weird stuff... But I'd bang her

[karsonsings1122]

Oh nevermind hahahahah

[karsonsings1122]

Is yhere realyy a guy witha gun someone tell me NOW

[paulbmth]

Made me LOL - especially the last bit! ;-)

[cena383]

I hope I get rob you. jk

[PARADOXGLUE]

hello crazy lady,

you make me smile :)

[93224956]

You've pretty much taken the piss out of every video on youtube. Bravo.

[karsonsings1122]

Hahahahaha but I wont tell!! At all

[raingiver]

You always make me laugh. :)

[screaminrambler]

Loved it

[GabbyMarie143]

Hahahaha 

[HenningStrandin]

Haha, brilliant, as usual. :-)

[NewmanNugget]

i hte it when people deny me hugging there cat XD

[marcocera1982]

You are a fucking genius! *_*

[DOTRAT69]

not funny

[kroggwaff]

i'll rescue her any day

[Bryseis]

Way to show respect for the people who have been murdered by terrorists in this fashion. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[da1on2]

@Bryseis Shut the fuck up

[Bryseis]

@da1on2 bite me.

[MrFallior]

LMFAO! That's funny!

[lucianoinso]

ur awesome, cute and hot! too bad the sister boyfriend stuff, u should tell her

[closedmouth]

genius

[jerseystitch]

Brave trooper you are. ----is there any hidden messages in "Hey there Dehlilah"? Should I be listening to that with fresh ears, with a prejudice toward hostage interaction?

Boy, you don't Helsinki with your captors very well, do you.

[MsMentosLOver]

Your really really beautiful!

[detectordean]

You are funny as you are cute. Thanks for the smiles, Cara.

[gamereviews411]

Haha, this may be your funniest video yet!

[maya1212500]

hello?!?!?! 1:30 in the video she is talking abote a guy who has a gun!!!!

[mrjdogg100]

A masterpiece 

[evilkneil67]

You are hotter than smoked asphalt in August. I gotta thing for the cray cray girls.