Dan Bialek Effinfunny Stand Up: Britney Spears Is Not Fat

[aubignespratling]

His 'Action Figure Therapy' is hysterical, but I'm just having too much deja vu of Arizona comic Robert Fata (he really broke onto the scene with the TurboTax Tax Laugh thing a few years back), and so my disbelief is going, 'You want me to do -what- ?' Their delivery style is SO similar; some overlap in material choice, too, but Robert's tends to be geared toward a wider audience range. Dan is definitely playing to the LA crowd here.

[gascan56]

Saw Daniel tosh and thought it was funny so I figured I'd give this guy a shot......most boring 3mins of my life.

[AJ12994]

i didnt laugh once at any of this

[kester1252]

well he writes for action figure therapy now so fuck you all! this guy is awesome!!!!.

[straaler5]

whoa, one of the top comments is EVIL (666 votes.)

[TenteixSaigo]

This guy does the voice of Army Ranger, who is the funniest character on the fucking planet. Fuck Daniel Tosh! This guy will buttfuck Tosh's soul!

[661Ruezga]

Daniel Tosh or GTFO!

[theMFBH]

you guys are just butt hurt that it wasn't Tosh. Dan Bialek is the fucking man.

[vegasmiss71]

flaps around...lol

[derekdabest12]

it is still funny even if it isnt tosh



[ZombieKiller766]

damn it! i thought this was Daniel Tosh. fuck this, im outta here...

[Finkie147]

Who cares if he's gay. He's still funny!

[abdi5501boone]

i thought this was tosh daniel ... I HAVE BEEN SET UP!

[TenteixSaigo]

@abdi5501boone Read the fucking title next time, dipshit.

[skitzonacid]

fuck you

[vegasmiss71]

shame cave..lmao i dont care what you guys say that shit is funny

[queenman19]

THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW! Pure desperation!

[tdurden537paperst]

Shit. Thought it was Tosh.

[digthewarmth]

What's with all the hate? I like this guy. I could listen to him for a while.

[XxFrenchie07]

this is horrible

[boomingpearl]

2 beaches refs from a man??? WOW

[superlucci]

I like Tosh, but seriously guys, these Effin Funny videos of both of these guys are pretty much on the same level

[THEJERSEYMOB]

fail

[AdEuS7117]

Tosh pwnd you....

[AngelinaLoveFan333]

didnt make me laugh once

[kokokutie22]

wha...? where's tosh?

[rufdogshavebumps]

im only watching this cause i accidentally thought it was dan tosh.

[luisalexander70]

@rufdogshavebumps lol me too

[flyerthanaG6]

@rufdogshavebumps ahahahaa Same

[sn1zzo]

@rufdogshavebumps Wow, That happened to 260 people :) Me too, its like some kind of optical illusion.

[Beccameron2013]

@rufdogshavebumps

me too! and im just too lazy to switch it. still waiting for the laugh...

[droop84]

@rufdogshavebumps holy shit. i was just thinking "where the fuck is tosh?"

[TenteixSaigo]

@rufdogshavebumps Learn to read then, dipshit.

[rmoyer90]

@rufdogshavebumps how are u so right?!

[JoKERVILLE103089]

@rufdogshavebumps me too..lol

[colton200456]

@rufdogshavebumps dude so did I!

[Purplepants123456]

@rufdogshavebumps 757 likes 9/11

[RAMBOxPANDA]

@rufdogshavebumps me to

[Scorinitron]

@rufdogshavebumps I only watched this cause of how awesome Ranger is on Action Figure Therapy!

[2ndhandsoul]

I still love you, Dan. You are the Rant Masta!

[codyiscdr]

dude they are jokes that make you think and that makes them funnier

[howser12]

NO TALENT AND NOT FUNNY



[poopinmeundies]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[2xchrome]

Did make 20 seconds. Horrible

[ccaioli]

yawn

[DelainyIsAwesome]

hes not funny.

[froggy2991]

not funny

[Orionx30]

Briney Spears is FAT!

[MyUsername2668]

Lets all kill 50 CENT

[supermastergod]

@MyUsername2668 Good luck, that nigger already took like 9 bullets or something. He is Super Nig,

[hagemkj929]

@supermastergod majority of those bullets just grazed him

[supermastergod]

@hagemkj929 Then he is Super Ninja Nig dodging all that shit

[pergatory090]

i think i heard three people laugh one of them was his girlfriend

[boomingpearl]

25 with 2 kids =fat

... aww he hasnt been to west virginia ...

[Darkreign111595]

My love to gnome chompski seriously though I hate guys with girlfriends that claim they cant game I got this one friend who's like my girlfriend can't move the person and the camera at the same time I'm like really are you fucking retarded get some fucking hand eye coordination

[yaboymikerich]

hello i farted

[swordsmen2005]

dude never do stand up again you suck

[bravo161224]

dam this dude sucks

[platolol]

trying too hard....

[fivepointscottie]

Check out the funny videos on my profile.lol. they are kinda way better then this stuff.

[stinkomanfan]

DUDE. NO WAY.

Gnome Chompski?

He made a Left 4 Dead or Half-Life reference?

Really?

Dude, This guy's got balls if he can references a video game gnome in his act.

[WarriorKalia]

@stinkomanfan

I'm... not sure if you're trolling or not. I don't think you are. But look up Noam sometime. Wiki that. Seriously.

[parody4comedy]

i thin k im related to him

[seymourbbest]

I've never heard of this guy but whoever he is he sure aint funny. PU!!!!!

[armydoc115]

Just not funny...

[eskeli23]

all u ppl talkin shit.....i dont see you getting paid to tell jokes. bunch of internet critics sittin around talkin shit..kill yourselves

[ProAgsPker]

@eskeli23 i bet ur the ones that give charitty laughs even tho the jokes arnt funny

[Smokeymybaby]

Every once and a while, I don't mind swear words in a comedy act. But when you use them as much as this guy does, I can't stant to listen. Are there not enough adjectives in the english language to replace the words 'shit' or 'fuck'?

It just maks him sound stupid and lazy. And add in that arrogant attitude and man alive. Stupid and arrogant. Like we need more of them getting on youtube.

[cremington11]

too fast

[NickRoman]

little off his game on that one. leaning on the blue

[CosmoHunter24]

HIlarious joke about Noam Chomsky.. Talks a little too fast though..

[A4T2M0]

...

'cause everyone on youtube is a professional critic.

[diman75]

Boring dude, waste of time, when you start talking about Britney Spears, your career as a comedian is officially over.

[fishgul69]

will use "shame cave" forever, thank you previously unknown comic, and thank you person that uploaded this!

[glenhest88]

sad.... cos i wanted you to be funny! jokes are sooo old and done!!!

[andrewl5201]

not funny

[YakuzaRage]

this guy is so boring i almost went off to sleep.

[dannyboy785]

yeah this is fuckin retarded

[hwrisk]

nope, not funny. this guy sucks.

[MikeBrenkert]

could this guys act anymore like daniel tosh? haha

[smellybutts3]

ryan johnson. youre about as funny as this guys video above. you both have 0 talent. how you got a spot at gotham is beyond me. youre terrible. fucking kill yourself

[candyking320]

they should make a youtube cuss jar haha they would have like a bizillion dollars

[j5t3]

the vagina bible made me smirk. the rest sucks ass. bill oreilly isnt a pig you ugly fuck.

[Scudmongrel]

Aww yes he is ^^ a greasy disgusting stupid fucking pig.

[t045tygh05t]

piss off jesus freak

[TheFrewKrew]

ur not daniel tosh go fuck yourself!!!!

[ryanjohnsoncomedy]

I am a comedian too click and check my video out.

Thanks

[pinkithebrain]

no.

[MrAlf2]

you suck harder than jenna jameson in this shitty economy. You should suck the exhaust of a ups truck you fucking loser fuck face. die, die, die and get raped by a black guy named Axl. Your jokes consist of a poop joke, a closet and a 13 year old in the audience. Choke on your shemale girlfriend's prosthetic cock you hack.

[MrAlf2]

the good news is your mom killed herself. The bad part is she didn't take you with her. Fuck, your comedy is like seeing a grandma getting raped. I'm wearing a sad clown costume now.

[ShaithMaster]

he does suck tho

[brett934]

this is a lame bit...by the way note to struggling comedians everywhere (this guy included) probably not the best idea to bag an entire portion of the country because I live in the "middle of the country" and will make sure none of my friends go out to see thisguy's stupid, unfunny, and unoriginal routine.

[ShaithMaster]

the middle of the country is where people move when they have given up on their dreams. the only reason they chase tornadoes in the Midwest is so they can get flung the fuck out of there

[brett934]

Do you steal all your jokes from Daniel Tosh or just this one....please contest it so i can quote him word for word you unoriginal TOOL!!!

[dbloveskittens]

@brett934 Dude, this joke is mine and is old as shit (I made a video talking about it the day the awards show happened) and Daniel Tosh was on actually on the lineup at the show where this was taped, so I'm pretty sure I didn't steal anything from or he probably would have mentioned it. :-)

Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to be clueless and mean though. That was super awesome of you. :-) x 2

[PhillyBlunt6988]

Normally I wouldn't judge a comic based on only 3 minutes but....this was terrible.

[andrezstuff]

this is the gayest video and the unfunniest person i have ever met this fucking homo owes me 3 minutes and 9 seconds

[odysseus614]

dont like it

[soccadude123]

he sucks

[raiderslax22]

this star system is bullshit youtube, get on your game wheres the minus 1,2,3,4,5... star buttons?

Jesus this guy sucks

[InterRage]

this guy likes britney spears doesn't he? talks about her constantly.

[pearlwood567]

well that was the whole bit....... get off the britney subject man its over

[jamesjdm]

he's not talking about her numbnutz he's making fun of her...

[InterRage]

so he's not talking about her? so what is he doing by by making fun of her? he's talking about her. Quit defending celebrity gossip garbage, even if it alludes to it. who gives a flying fuck?

[JRDunassigned]

Noam fucking Chomsky

[tcadroas]

*yawns*

[ravensimone13]

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigleroygym]

not funny

[pearlwood567]

should i jiggle some keys for ya

[bigleroygym]

no, i don't want you to "jiggle some keys" for me..i'm not gay, sorry.

[aimforherheartx3]

shame cave? haha what?

[Fr33Fisting]

This is really not good. The guy is nothing new. In fact, he's really bad. No, I'm not better. He's just shitty.

[kellerdood32]

boooo

[Meda01]

lol billy o'reily was funny

[cinnamonstix009]

Boooooo!

[DippedInDope]

I don't know what he's saying.

Explain.

[Grifterofease]

BOOOO!

[thequest56]

I was gonna type exactly that

[SunnyD1294]

haha shame cave

[elseachay06]

killing Kayne West AND Bill O'Reilly ? i'm all for that lol

[zenyatta71]

You are soooo sad!!

Anyway, you only have one life to live so good for all of humanity.

LUCKY

[Lucky14970]

The only person that was made up wasn't Noam or anyone from Star Trek it was his fictional girlfriend whose aka is the lone star; and for those of you don't know what the lone star is, it is a shiny silver 8in dildo with a star like tip in order to get maximum friction.. Only one such as this loose asshole could enjoy such anal battering. Dan is was conceived by a bi hooker eating out another chick after giving head. This kid is weaaaak.. Fucking douche needs to learn what real comedy is!!

[prowleroftheyard]

dude chill out

[Lucky14970]

And... go fuck yourself!

[CraigMetalHead]

How do you know about that lone star thing... wait... is this because of that "Bill-O" thing? You are totally coming of as a RAVING REPUBLICAN.

[Lucky14970]

And you come off as a witless cum stain that was found crusted in between the third and fourth roll of your fathers fupa

[CraigMetalHead]

Whats a fupa? Oh and my father is dead, congratulations you fail at life.

[Lucky14970]

FRONT UPPER PUSSY/PENIS POUCH. I'm not sure how he died but if I was to make a educated guess, I'd have to say it was sometime shortly after he realized he gave birth to such a waste of oxygen eating space.

[CraigMetalHead]

Woah, so you still arent going to admit that you clearly are an absolute dick! Clearly you are the waste, you try to insult people who have recently lost their parents at a young age and then after finding it out you continue showing your pathetic existence by commenting on YouTube! Any human would have apologized by now, admit that they had taken it too far and also started something out of nothing... clearly you dont deserve the mantle of being anywhere near equal to me.

[Lucky14970]

Clearly

[SmallvilleGurl276]

How r u gonna fuckin continue 2 make fun of someones dad after u find out that there dad is DEAD!! u r the absolute worst person in the intire galaxy & when YOU die u have just made a 1 way ticket 2 hell u bitch!! u should NEVER say that 2 a person EVER!!!! LEARN YOUR LESSON!!!!!!!!!! Asshole!

[Lucky14970]

What is the lesson learned; the fact you don't know how to spell "entire?" Or the fact you have horrid grammar? I'm not sure which lesson was more important... Perhaps you are the asshole for not being specific and clarifying which lesson I was supposed to learn was. What a dick!

[SmallvilleGurl276]

Oh, ok! Like thats worse than saying bad stuff about someones DEAD FATHER?!?!?!? I am not gonna go 2 hell 4"bad grammer" & I am not the dick or the asshole here bcuz I would just say "Oh, Gosh I am so sorry!" after u do that but nope ur dickhead self has 2 CONTINUE!! Seriously?! Nice try on trying 2 change the subject 2 my bad spelling & grammer things that I ALREADY KNO!!!! Dumb-ass! & the lesson u were suppose 2 have learned is NOT 2 CONTINUE 2 MAKE FUN OF SOMEONES DEAD DAD AFTER U FIND OUT!!

[Lucky14970]

Let's not stray too far from the original point; We all wish Dan Bialek's dad had died previous of sending his demon sperm into that unwilling victim only know as "his mother." The guy sucks more dick then a 2 day carnival cruise where they run out of alcohol.

[SmallvilleGurl276]

If u don't like him then why the hell r u watching his videos?! Watch people u actually LIKE! & when was that even the original point? We r talking about u saying that about someones dad who is NOT a celebrity. THAT is the original point!

[AngelinaMaria88]

He is so right about the bowling alleys in the mid-west its SO TRUE lmao

[woahzombies]

this didn't make me laugh but it was entertaining.

[iwannaMove2LA]

holding hands watching the sunset till we die ! lmao

[DrHMFIC]

Maybe the guy was inspired by Hicks, but he's still just a beginner comic. That would explain this. Oh, and he also plainly doesn't have the heart that Bill Hicks had.

Otherwise I got no beef with the guy. I'm gonna hit the BACK button to go back to the menu, and try to find something by someone who already knows how to be really funny.

Problem is I already watched all the Bill Hicks and Katt Williams videos.

[hunterbriguy]

Dan's a sellout, check out Bill Hicks if you want some REAL comedy.

[FzraCrizzzack]

that ripoff co ck su cker is just worthless

no fun

no pity

no mercy

[XOMartha44]

He's great - very expressionistic. I like his shtik.

[GreyFighter23]

this guy has to be high as hell when he does his bit.

[garbage4mybrain]

I didn't think Britney looked fat when she humiliated her self at the VMA.

[artistsandbox]

Instead of defending Britney Spears, HIcks would've annihilated the celebrity fetished degeneratives who actually give a shit how the fuck Britney Spears looks.

[whiteshadow325]

I can tell from watching this guy's other videos that Bill Hicks was an inspiration, but this isn't a copy. This brand of comedy isn't mainstream by any stretch, and neither was Hicks'.

Non-mainstream comedy is very similar to the underground music scene in at least one way: everyone is a lot harsher of a judge because they don't know your name.

[tempestx8]

not funny

[loffenjiji]

hmmm did not laugh even 0.1 millisecond during this video. Those people in the background must be laughing out of pity

[24292]

right.

[vegasguy21]

This guy is good enough to get his own special on Comedy Central.

Enough said.

[cowie18]

dan bialek has a better off-stage personality than standup routine. his vlogs are much better than his standup

[welcometoarizonabay]

Some jackass on your Bill Hicks video said you weren't funny, but I figured that was an asshole thing to say since it wasn't a stand-up video, it was more of an editorial commentary piece.

But lo and behold, your true stand-up is no funnier. Just my opinion, feel free to blast me all you want.

[julianerik]

really good. Great insight.

[purplesaxark]

Bill O'Reilly is awesome! Can't argue with the truth. Well, you can if you are stupid or uninformed or something.

[rocketoffblast]

bleh. I thought he was funny but I guess I should have watched more videos. Not funny at all!!! Boo and I added him on myspace lol!

[mimebitch]

Dan you rely on 'shock' tactics. Its all fat jokes, vaginas and more swearing. I wanted to check out the guy with the audacity to crtitique Bill Hicks... I suggest you don't even vaguely understand what Hicks was on about: you are exactly the talentless mediocrity he warned us all about. Of course plenty of schmucks will laugh at your "comedy" - let's just not kid ourselves that you are in any position to commnt on real talent. Try writing ORIGINAL, intelligent comedy...

[GuerillianUnion]

@mimebitch this assclown was talkin bout Hicks? Ive never even heard of this fuck and he thinks he can talk about the bravest comedian of all time. FUCK DAN BIALEK

[AZeKuis]

wow this bill hicks wannabee douchebag needs to quit comedy.

[welcometoarizonabay]

I'd hate to discourage him from something he loves, but he is clearly a Bill Hicks wannabe.

[z8it]

This guys still young .

It's not too late for him to learn a trade.

[QueenOfZebra]

What a jerk.

[oshorugi]

is this suppose to be comedy O.o damn birds are funnier then him

[boredboredbored1234]

haha

i agree

[camroc32]

you suck

[DiddysGurlNYC]

this dude is not funny. unoriginal much?

[OurTVproductions]

Great Job, you're a natural!

[thetenfold]

shame cave hahaha

[NiemandBinich]

Uhuha uhuhahah, he said he's gonna get a shotgun and kill people. That's funny. He's taking political discourse to a new level.

[kdubb03]

haha he compared the bible to britneys vagina

[TheWarContinues]

God is proud to be compared to such greatness lol

[jm8907]

he sounds like justin long

[TheWarContinues]

I just shit my pants! HA! HA!