Youtube Poop: Harry Potter has no friends

[SaintsBro217]

Gay fish!

[rockworm503]

NOO Harry killed the Plyaboy he's a monster!

[Jameshubacher]

Calling this one wierd would be an understatement

[epicravenclaw98]

I really don't know why but I lost it @ 0:34 - 0:51 xDDDD

[juicebocZ]

"im not emoo" XD

[PsychoticSorcerer666]

Snape + Imperial March = lol 3P!C

[ESP471]

THIS IS SPARTA BANG pwned

[TommyGeo101]

The explosion thingy at about 1:15, what's that from?

[SamWolvesFc]

Not to be rude or anything, but fuck you!

[alphabitch76]

where do you get these sound effects like "penarrs!" and "you must die!" from?

[Grakmole]

Wats the audio from @ the end iv herd it b4

[Nightlayl]

Don't mind that, it's just the cat *explosion*

[EF9001stormspotter]

Absolutely insane! I like it.

[waterski179]

yahoooyahaa!!!! spaghetti!!!! GO AWAY!

[colourblind3213]

how dare you blame the KITTEH! ಠ_ಠ

[SavahRoss]

IM GOING TO RAAAAAPE YOUUUUUU!!!! XD

[2xmagex]

THIS IS SPATA!!!

[rebelliousgamer]

what is the song at 2:30?

[lostdaga]

everybody F**k me!

SEEMEN!SEEMEN!SEEMEN!

[halfwolf66]

...so Snape is Lockharts pingas?

[iamaicarlyfan]

2:27 made me die laughing!!!

also at 3:00 !!!

[MrXxsnipesXx]

one,one,two,one,three. THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!

[MrBrown36706]

2:38 I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU! LOL!

[ImAwesomeYourNotHaha]

@MrBrown36706 i was going to say that exact thing until i scrolled down. jerk!

[cghygyy]

1:10

Hot Fuzz ftw!

[LaraForums]

Not to be rude or anything, but **** YOU!

LMFAO

[TheShart1234]

were did u get 2:39 from. a very funny ytp

[icemagz]

1:11 :D dont mind that its just the cat

[oliviathedragon]

xD hahaha awesome

[xXipwnzunwXx]

0:22 Who'd want to f*** you? Harry: Well, I'm currently dating Ginny Weasley, and Hermione sort of had a crush on me at year four, so...I'm gonna have FUN at Hogwarts this year!

[XxDeathrollxX]

0:35 and 2:46 were so freaking funny hahahaha

[geppetto2012]

"1 - 1 -2 -1 -2 -3!" LOL

[Thepokemonguy9304]

 2:27 lol

[Thepokemonguy9304]

LOL 2:27

[Thepokemonguy9304]

LOL 2:27

[Thepokemonguy9304]

best youtube poop IVE EVER SEEN!

[tsnell7]

cat lol



[TODEATHWERIDE26]

lol voldemort cant live without his playboy xD

[SuperSims3Expert]

I lol'd

[AbbeyIncorporated]

Sounds like- "If i could only lick her out for, an hour or two..." Hahaha funny vid!!!!

[harrypotterinnarnia]

2:39 lol

[cooltoonist]

I still find 0:35 very disturbing. o_O

[Iravetopendulum]

What's bit at the end from? The 'you lose' bit?

[johnmackenzie1998]

@Iravetopendulum  its the old charlie and the chocolate factory

[ToboeOkamiKiba]

Severus Snape aka Solid Snake

[penguin90888]

lol gay fish(: btw i didnt know fish could be... gay) he distroyed the play boy thing but u coulda made it gay boy if u can

[penguin90888]

lol gay fish(: btw i didnt know fish could be... gay) he distroyed the play boy thing but u coulda made it gay boy

[penguin90888]

lol gay fish(: btw i didnt know fish could be... gay

[acrobatsutr]

snape knows all about guns. after all, he played in Die Hard... :)

[MrXxsnipesXx]

LOL @ 1:52

[Anieckieee]

@MrXxsnipesXx

HAHAHAHA I LOVED THAT BIT XD

[THEGAMEGOD7777]

not to be rude or anything but **** YOU rofl

[AllieCat22481]

0:16 - 0:18 XD XD XD

[jkrueger452]

@TripleThreat625. It's kanye west in south park, the episode where the infamous "fish sticks" joke came from.

[ExpelliarmusMe]

I think a lot of people would want to **** Harry! And where did Snape get the gun from, he's a wizard he can just use Avada Kedavra. Well i guess with a gun it'd be legal in the wizarding world

[ExpelliarmusMe]

@TripleThreat625 South Park and it looks just like SP animation how would u not recognize it

[MrDanman84]

lol, love the willy wonka speech at 3:00

[YOMAMAXXL]

gay...

[fillipinofilms]

THe fat guy in the beggigning is a child molester!!!!!

[specialfred1101]

1:10 - 1:23 WTF?!?!?!

[Stokerface96]

lol thats the definition of random hahaha

[kkchacha7]

LOL gay fish!

[theUltimateBadass146]

Hot Fuzzzzz...YES!!!!!

[holadani1]

lol 1:32 semen semen semen!!!

[KKamy123]

i hope that snapes parts in the dule aren't messed up ahah

[JamesMajdali]

dumbledore talking to harry at the end was worth watching :/

[SarahRosalind]

lol really funny:D

[arceustamer14]

@SarahRosalind Thanks! And thank you for subscribing!

[gmanthebeast1]

2:23 STUPID BITCH!lulz

[acrobatsutr]

1:51 OHHH SHIT!!!

[x33Cabury]

His penis was professor snape ? :O Incredible ~

[MikaylaEllerbi]

@x33Cabury No, it was his PINGAS lololol

[awesomeJoz]

Not to be rude or anything, but FUCK YOU!

[randomdude581]

XD THIS IS SPARTA! BOOM!

[Puffthecarrier1]

2:12 halo 1 pistol

[icarl607]

2:15 "HEADSHOT"

[Destructerator]

Best part was Snape with an AK47 and the Imperial March

[impiccolomofo]

lol uncle vernon is robotnik

[ff7mkd4125]

Where is that last part from?

[Haloplaya2332]

1:45 let me introduce my PENIS! Professor Snape (star wars music) lol

[MegaCheesy12]

" now i got my wish" cuz i i know that im a gay fish" EPIC

[TylerVTV]

rofl the playboy magizine xD

[GeorgedIDK]

Snape has a very fitting intro.

[GeorgedIDK]

King Snapeinidas.

[FreakDaMIghet]

ITS ALL THERE BLACK AND WHITE CLEAR AS CRISTAL!!!! YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!!! YOU BUMPED INTO THE SEALING WHICH NOW NEEDS TO BE WASHED AND STERULIZED SO YOU GET NOTHING!!!! YOU LOOSE!!!! GOOD DAY, SIR!!!!

[MikaylaEllerbi]

@angelsforceownageftw its not penis, it's PINGAS

[metal858585]

Hot Fuzz!!!!

[cagneyfan2008]

0:38 Lol!! He saw someone fucking in his bed XD!!!

[sweetiegrl41]

IM GOING TO RAAAAPPPEEE YOU GINNY!

[Xbrn96X]

funniest part 2:28 to 3:16

[AztecGoldProductions]

Best part was with Prof. Lockheart.

SEME SEME SEME SEME SEME!

Let me introduce my PINGAS, Prof. Snape.

*Darth Vader theme plays as Snape enters with a gun*

YOU MUST DIE!

1,1,2,1,1,3!

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

*Snape shoots Lockheart*

[TheFabulousNothing]

SEME SEME SEME SEME SEME

OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS.

[TheInstantClassic1]

I didn't know Voldemort had an 8th horcrux; the playboy magazine.

[koosa619]

Lockhart: let me introduce, my PINGAS!!!!.

that cracked me up.

[bangyourhead5]

2:56 who's the real villian?

[Gustavo3451]

at 2:28 I Lol'd So damn hard XD

[pod2x4]

Lockheat get Pwned - LOL

[lalapinta001]

what is the song at 2:30??? :p

[arceustamer14]

@lalapinta001 "Chariots of Fire" by Vangelis.

[Littlelew24k8]

lol dobby was wanking at 0:36

[totizedger]

i wonder how to change pitch and repeat voices

[venomdmadness]

Lol THIS IS SPARTA! *Shoots gun*

[razorwindcharizard]

2:29 :D

[dxdude2004]

0:36-0:43 sounds like a jockey or a hunter is in his room lmao

[thebennyboy96]

1.09-1.25= EPIC WIN LOL good call on the hot fuzz scene

[10doors10]

IM GOING TO RAPE YOU! lol funny i always laugh SO much at that bit :)

[DSAEY]

lol pwned

[117618SPartan]

1:32 semen semen semen semen

[COLLIN12358]

YOU WILL DIE ! XD

[Mauretania1]

Harry didn't have any friends at all before he went to Hogwarts, but this is just worst!

XD He'll never have friends!

[BobbyandOwenFilms]

Who'd want to *bleeep* you?!

[angelsforceownageftw]

Lol 1:32 - 2:20

Penis

THIS IS SPARTA!

[MyFoodIsBad]

0:17 licking his son's hair wtf

[arceustamer14]

That's not what it's supposed to be.

[MyFoodIsBad]

Looks like it though.

[windson7]

IM GOING TO RAPE YOU

[BigSmoke2222]

LOL the ending always got me, "YOU LOOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!" XDD

[Mauretania1]

I totally didn't expect that! XD

[XxGLiiTcH3zZxX]

LOZ LOLZ LOZx100000000000

[Ladiesman11153896]

Lmao, THIS IS SPARTA!!! PWned!

[AnimeStargrl15]

2:40

ROFL, Harry, I think you're four years early! XD

[lolgirly100]

''this is sparta!!''

''im going to rape you!''

[LittleMissGiggle101]

At the end i was like, THATS NOT DUMBLEDORE! Theni realized it was willie wonka XD

[hanz00222]

f***ing funny XD

[TheAmericanCanadian]

mai fav part wasm 00:00-03:15

[Haroldkastlekid]

Oh, don't mind that, it's just the cat!

WHAT THE FUC-BOOMM HA HA HA

LLOL that was so random, the best part!

[fordchopzholden]

lol hot fuzz scene

[yourballsareinert]

1:35

SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN

[Snyarhedir]

1:44 to 2:20 is just EPIC!

[Kom3tBrawl]

XD EPIC WIN

I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!

Where does that sound effect come from anyway?

[GamersUnite543]

@Kom3tBrawl it comes from this guy shouting at his cat lol

[AustinD45]

2:39

[dakotaROCKSxoxo]

LMFAO XD

[pipech121]

what the fuck 1:13 is?

[luckyman254]

the movie "Hot Fuzz"

[Snyarhedir]

I would be tempted (at least) to do the same thing to a Playboy magazine.

[Jumpmike22]

THIS IS SPARTA LOL XD :P

[blackphoenix7776]

loved the imperial march for snape!!!

[Snyarhedir]

Me too!

[ShaunDreclin]

Oh god I nearly died laughing at the wonka quote at the end

[MasterJJ2754]

1:17 Wat movie is taht

[BlademasterFox365]

That was the end of Hot Fuzz

[CharlieTeague]

Hot Fuzz.

[Ultimat3CaRnAgE]

sparta rofl

[BigSmoke2222]

IM GOING TO RAAPPEEE YOU!!

where is that from anyone?

[ghgod101]

how do you make those guns & playboy mag move in that movie?

[arceustamer14]

Any type of chroma key editing software.

[Philipthepatsy]

2:28 to the end was priceless...

XD

[crazyian100]

lol! Tom Riddles Porn Mag!

[erickarl95]

professor snape with a AK. LOL

[Darkrai123100]

dont make fun of hp lol!!!

[MyFoodIsBad]

"Not to be rude or anything, but f*ck you!" lol

[ShoutOut159]

'this is murdaaaaaaaa!'

i'm going to rape you!

LOL XD

[jumbochikin]

omg this is amazing

[SigmaInfinite]

I'M GOING TO RAAPPPPEEEE YOU

[Waterlooroadmad1994]

Lol snape evil music lol n harry running

[Sporeoholic234]

Fabulous for a first YTP. Luv the dark side music with snapeXD

[MastaJedi11]

L OO L

[retrogroovygal111]

Lol, at the cat.

[hypertonexx54]

2:16 to 2:28 lmao

[hypertonexx54]

lmfao at 216 to 228

[B0RN0FOSIRIS]

I'm Going To Rape You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nameless763]

Lockhart fails at counting to 3

[nukeboy14]

it just the ummm cat *house explodes*

[dean732ify]

1:10 is the real shit:)):)) the best part of the vid

[Danchamp07]

How do you get the movie onto the computer?

[Onimyst]

Get the DVD, put it in your Disk Drive and google Magic DVD Ripper. I think it's a good one.

[gldyonpshome]

XD oh don't mind that it's just the cat *cat explodes then the guests look at vernon*

[YesIm10]

"Gathaarrr... gatharr.. Can everybody fk me? Seeemeh seeemeh seemeh semen" Lawl. Professor lockhart and snape are fking awesome.

[theslayer22]

lockhart: SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN

[shrikechan]

"Let me introduce my PENIS, professor Snape!" lmao!

[drcoxcentral]

Snape does look like he wants to kill him at that moment!

[nameless763]

i got a cat like that one too