Weird life lesson

[kateandjeanclaude]

Maybe if you hadn't been filming while driving, you wouldn't have fucked with a fire truck. Retard.

[StonerMike21]

@kateandjeanclaude WOW you are stupid ass fuck you RETARD. he filmed all of that stuff after the incident to make this video...

[ChristopherMast]

@StonerMike21 Yep. Filming done post-incident.

[photon72]

Yeah i have moodswings but since i dont film everything i do i can‘t prove it.

[edimorton]

Cool story bro

[Buderus69]

Got you with the underwear, now go change your firetruck!

[tooks1985]

Your mood problems probably stem from one of two things.

You a) Have Bipolar disorder.

Or b) You are just a complete fuck-wit.

My guess is the later of the two or a combination of both!

[Jafromobile]

The key to serenity is accepting life on life's terms.

If you hold yourself as the greatest importance vs. your surroundings, you can not live at peace. Accept that not everyone else is as efficient nor as reckless as you can be. Be equals. Don't try to get there first, and spare the person who's publicly embarrassing themselves while learning how to use food stamps. Imagine those as invisible gifts. You know you gave them away, but you get serenity in return.

Sounds weird, but it works.

[Mikej1592]

mood swings MOODSWINGS! mood swings. M O O D S W I N G S ! ! ! ! ! m~0~0~d~s~w~i~n~g~s...

Got that out of my system. by the way, the lights and sirens werent a bit of a hint? or was it because you were too busy filming and driving lol. they should have a separate line for wic users.

[MrNannynooch]

fake and gay

[MBRHIndustries]

I'm not a big fan of watching peoples hypocrisy unfold before me. Like complaining about how inconsiderate people are then cutting off a car full of kids to pass a slow moving station wagon in the wrong lane.

[krumbine]

Good video, dude!  Good to see you back!

[fehquig]

I deal with different customers all the time, one after another. My mood responds to theirs, and if a lot of people are down I can't help but feel that way... Mood swings are pretty common. Sometimes someone really pleasant who oozes positive vibes

gets in my cab and turns feelings of despair into happiness.

Maybe that's why I still drive cab...

[krumbine]

Wow ... I can't imagine. You must be on a constant roller-coaster of emotions, huh?

[fehquig]

I try to filter out the extreme highs and lows, but sometimes something will come in under the radar and catch me off guard...

[barryperrins]

I hate checkouts as well. I think people who work on them leave thier brains at home before coming to work!

[paul1967uk]

what the fucks a wig check. How the fuck can a store tell you what you can or cannot have

[ChristopherMast]

WIC - a welfare program for moms with no money... they're only allowed to buy what the government considers "healthy."

[paul1967uk]

so the unemployed mums cannot buy beers/ smokes and lottery tickets, they can over here. Our goverment gives cash to the unemployed not vouchers.

[ChristopherMast]

Nah... now they have to trade their WIC checks for cash so they can buy that stuff.

[kokohawk]

My mood can change really quickly like while driving and especially at work. Oh and don't get me started about stupid people at the checkout lanes!

[ChristopherMast]

Checkout lanes piss me off

[ralfonzo83]

what´s this song called? sounds amazing.

[ChristopherMast]

I'll send you a link

[GramsandPapi]

Poor Lucky!! Glad you made it out in one piece! Blessings, Ang

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks!

[kenrg]

The near accident wouldn't have given you a heart attack if you'd get your fat ass below 200 lbs. I'm down to 199 myself.

[ChristopherMast]

bitch :)

[krumbine]

heehee! Sounds like a throw-down to me. FIGHT!

[lancastercounty2007]

I get pissed all the time cause these idiots on the road these days can't drive worth a crap.. so i say if you can't drive stay off th f****in road

[ChristopherMast]

yup

[andymooseman]

There are more comments & replies from Captain Fury on this video than there are on one of his!

Never mess with a fire truck. I'll remember that.

[ChristopherMast]

NEVER mess with a fire truck... or bus... or semi (lorry)

[krumbine]

Never mess with any vehicle that is the equivalent of two or more sizes larger than your own, as your chances of survival drop drastically as the size differential increases .... that's what my momma used to tell me!

[johnreagannumber1]

Shit, my dad just got his car totaled a week ago at an intersection. He's fine, was standing up with no scratches like the 76 year old trooper that he is. Gotta love the Christmas shopping 'rush'. Everybody's in a hurry to get that Wii.

Seeing him standing there beside that mangled steel that was his Volvo really made me realize that people buying non Wic approved corn starch really doesn't matter anymore to me.

Powerful video Mast. I too was wondering why C.F. doesn't comment either ;)

[ChristopherMast]

Glad he's OK

[johnreagannumber1]

Thanks man, so am I : )

[Stuka87]

Did the firetruck not have its horn blowing like they normally do going through an intersection?

[ChristopherMast]

Yes it did... remember, I was jammin' to tunes and not really paying full attention...

[captainfury2007]

I see how it is dickwad.

(LOL PEOPLE) Last thing I need is angry Christopher Mast fans - if there is such a thing.

[ChristopherMast]

Hehehe

[479Lucy]

Every time I go to mom's house, she annoys me. I worry that I am her, in 20 years. Then my daughter brings my grandson over and its all ok.

[ChristopherMast]

Ummm.... huh? :)

[479Lucy]

I'm a part of the sandwich generation. I have a mom, kids and grandkids.

[OhCurt]

A story, eh?

Once upon a time there was an email thread that made the baby Jesus cry. And then Captain Fury pooped on it and we're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.

[captainfury2007]

I hate you Curt.

[ChristopherMast]

RickRoll will NEVER die!

[CommentorX]

Once upon a time there was a YouTuber who made a video and said that he would answer comments. Then he disabled comments, which pissed off at least one commentor. Then, when a commentor called him on it, he made up all sorts of lame ass excuses to get out of the fact that he had disabled comments, angering the commentor even more.

Then the commentor went and wanked off to a Karlalarla video, which made his day better. The end.

[OhCurt]

CommentorX - you are not only full of shit, you're a slanderous ass hole.

Get a goddamned life.

[kokohawk]

You go girl!

[CommentorX]

Curt, it's only slander if it's untrue. I may have no life, but at least I don't snub my own subscribers by disabling comments - unlike SOME YouTubers.

[OhCurt]

CommentorX - congratulations, you've admitted half your problem. The rest of it would include admitting that you were too damn lazy to go take a look at the proof that you were wrong about every thing you accused me publicly of. Coming here to continue that bullshit was not just slanderous, it was further proof that you're a troll.

Now go fuck yourself.

[ChristopherMast]

Argh! If I have to stop this fuckin' car... I SWEAR, kids... IF I HAVE TO STOP THIS FUCKIN' CAR...!

(that's what my dad would say when my brother and I would argue in the back of the station wagon where he couldn't reach around and hit us)

[OhCurt]

Did the station wagon have fake wood paneling on the sides? Because if not, then it wasn't a real station wagon.

[ChristopherMast]

The Country Squire did not have wood paneling but DID have a "way back" seat that folded down into the back floor (two facing each other, in fact) so that qualifies... When the gas crisis hit, he later bought a Pinto Squire that DID have wood paneling.

[OhCurt]

Wood paneling on a Pinto?

Yikes, that would be like kindling if anyone hit the mofo from behind. LOL

[hallbe]

You've never seemed so blond! ;-)

[captainfury2007]

Thats cause he's dumb! :)

[hallbe]

Ahhhh...that makes perfect sense! =)

[ChristopherMast]

:-P

[bubbabrand]

i just noticed my vid was the only vid under "related videos" lol PS whats wick? is it a california grocery thing?

[captainfury2007]

Since Christopher Mast is a jerk with a fat ass, and IGNORES his loyal subscribers (Which I never do) I will answer your question. It is a government program that allows families in need to buy things like milk Cheese and other stuff too, but most of it has to be genaric. Its the replacement for food stamps.

[ChristopherMast]

Apart from the bad spelling, improper punctuation, and inexplicable capitalization of the word "cheese," he's mostly correct. However, it's not a "replacement for food stamps," it's a program specifically for new mothers in financial need.

[CommentorX]

Mast, why do new mothers need Cheese? I mean, I can see milk for the new babies, but why Cheese?

[ChristopherMast]

I would imagine THEY eat the cheese... or maybe the kids have grown to toddlerhood and she can feed them mac and cheese.

[bubbabrand]

the firetruck didnt really get me. if you made it zoom toward the screen maybe lol. i hate that it seems like i got almost 200 subscribers but only like 5 regularly comment. i got no idea if anyone else is really watching. as far as the mood swing, i cant think of one of mine at the moment, just reminds me of the scene from good will hunting. the doc is all distraught about what the boy said, then realised he was just a boy, and went right to sleep.

[ChristopherMast]

I only have a few who regularly comment myself... but they're the ones I make the videos for!

[FabioCrow07770]

Midget Porn always changes my mood....Mmmmm Midget porn....

[captainfury2007]

Especially with Huge black...

Oh wait, I thought you were my mom, sorry... :)

[ChristopherMast]

I like gonzo style porn with lots of POV angles myself.

[nerdfighter4]

OH NO! why is Lucky in the cone of shame? What do you mean your mood changes on a dime? what are you going through menopause?!Uh be grateful that checker didn't smack you upside your head for all the attitude. Don't mess with the people who touch your food packages. Cough* sneeze* cough*

[captainfury2007]

YEAH! TELL HIM LIKE IT IS!!!

[ChristopherMast]

Yep... Lucky gets "The Cone of Shame" for a few weeks.

[mutilation7777]

your videos are awesome.

[captainfury2007]

No there not. He's a jerkwad :)

[ChristopherMast]

Jealous.

[sunsetlover]

I was all so happy today and I turned on youtube, then I was told a friend almost died from a firetruck so then I was depressed... But now I am happy cause he is ok and didn't get killed.

[ChristopherMast]

Hahaha...