New Car ((Halo 2 Version))

[JJ3792]

is that for ps2

[MrHottyboy321]

momy o shet

[BrotherAlie66]

No he said they have the military ones not the other one he was looking for

[dani3lru1z]

lmfao . Alright kids u gone have some fun daddy's gona have a beer

[iTz4Tristan]

Thats what you get for stealing my girlfriend, mother fucker!!

You too, ya lil' slut!

[AerosmithFan52]

ROFLMAO "That's what you get for not giving me a raise!!!" "And that's what you get for stealing my girl friend you mother f*cker! You too you little slut!!!" LOL

[AerosmithFan52]

"uh... uh... yeah... uh... I don't really know what this thing is!" LOL

[epicshot2000]

wow all of that for a stolen warthog

[soda3454]

MEAK A SEQUAL

[GTA6267]

that was awsome great job

[McyD97]

MOMMY! Oh shit!

[legolord575]

So would you like to buy this vehuchle now and we'll get you on your way or wait and buy it later. I'm just gonna you know steal it from you... HOLY SHIT SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!

[1800usarmy]

this is funny

[Satanaratic]

@Okan195

1-Put your hands around your neck

2-keep them there and suffocate to death

[hippymunk14]

ok that was weird

[Mushmytush]

lol its halo 3 not 2

[legospartan119]

its halo 2 not 3

[kamnikaze]

lol its halo 2 NOT 3

[Mushmytush]

its got scorpians

[Redea9le]

Douche...

[piper5by5]

lol at the beach part "mommy!" XD

[videomaker580]

Very Funny Video! Keep up the good work and make me laugh even harder!

[xAlphamissioNx]

Dear HakuSelphir, I know that it is sucky to be a nerd and play World of Warfaggots all day.. but before you start insulting people on Youtube you only have "1" video! And uh before you start crying saying I GOT LAID BY A GIRL NAMED JESSIFAGGOTS your lying and you suck my penis and then you like gay sex i've seen your mom. Goodbye.

[Shortay1325]

DUDE LOL! i totally agree with this guys! LOL fricken random and funny HAHA!

[HakuSelphir]

Dear xAlpamissioNx,

My life goal is not to upload videos onto Youtube, nor is it to play World of Warcraft all day long. All though it is an enjoyable game, I tend to enjoy my social life every so often.

As for sucking your penis, present it and perhaps we shall see where it leads ~wink, wink~.

You call me a liar so definitively, yet I find it so comical how you and your butt-buddies constantly "harass" me and yet, it holds no affect on me, what-so-ever. Please, keep making me laugh.

[timmygoffin007]

lol... HalkuSelphir plays world of war faggots and rapes fat women. sounds like the life

[HakuSelphir]

It is. :)

[Shortay1325]

Nice video! 0/0 -.- Rofl, Have fun with World of (umm.....) WARFAGGOTS

[Shortay1325]

jessica sounds like a imaginary girl

she probably didnt like it

too small...

- I agree with Kurt =D

[YOURMOMMY169]

wow this is really BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD

[misterdude718]

@YOURMOMMY169 no this is really GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD

FOR EXAMPLE MOST PPL PUT SUBS NOT AUDIO

I LIKE IT >:-(

[misterdude718]

MOMMY! oh shit SPLAT

[jrl51592]

3:30 is when it gets good

[Traze3]

its pretty funny, but again the enthusiasm isnt very good, repeat it with more enthusiasm, ok?

[ClarelakaKurt]

NERDSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HakuSelphir]

What's wrong with "nerds"? Not to mention, the true statement would be "Geeks", as a nerd refers to a really "brainy" individual, whereas a geek refers to a person who likes video games, Animu, et cetera.

[ClarelakaKurt]

Hey, faggot ass nerd, i dont care which one is which they're all the same

and youre one of them

[HakuSelphir]

You clearly have some self-respect issues going on there, my friend. I would assume you need serious therapy.

As for me, I know. I'm a nerd. I'm a geek. However, I did not know that made me a faggot in the process. That's a brand new thing for me. O.o

However, in the long run, if you're going to attempt to insult me, I would suggest using more intellectual insults, otherwise, I may just breeze right over your worthless ass and continue on my way without a care in the world. ^.^

[ClarelakaKurt]

lol

go play world of warfaggots

and get laid

[HakuSelphir]

You know, seriously, I told you to think of something more INTELLECTUAL before attempting to insult me again - because that's all you're doing.

So, let's break this down. I was first laid in the ninth grade to a girl named Jessica. Quite the experience. Since then, I've been laid many, many times by various women. I have quite the appetite and I have quite a way with words, which attracts women.

And, it's World of Warcraft. I would, but my laptop is in the shop, so yeah. Can't, sadly.

[ClarelakaKurt]

jessica sounds like a imaginary girl

she probably didnt like it

too small...

[HakuSelphir]

Oh, bravo. Bringing in a bunch of people to attack a fake Youtube account. Good job!

Alphamission, sadly, had the only comical comment. Oh, and the whole "HAH! We gave him thumbs down! We win!".....yeah, good job, there. You deeply wounded me -insert sarcastic eye roll here-

[ClarelakaKurt]

if it didnt offend u then why do u keep replying

[HakuSelphir]

Nice attempt at reverse psychology, attempting to make me all defensive and such - however, to respond simply, it brings me great pleasure to talk to a person with such simple intelligence like yourself. :)

[ClarelakaKurt]

wow epic fail much?

[HakuSelphir]

Do you even know what an "epic fail" is, mister non-geek/nerd >.>

Because, you certainly MUST be a geek and/or nerd just to know what epic fail is. I mean, c'mon. It's intarwebz lingo. Only us Geeks and/or Nerds could EVER know what it meant. ;)

[ClarelakaKurt]

what ppl arent allowed to say certain things?

well u cant tell me what to fucking do

son of a fucking cocksucking chode licking bitch

[HakuSelphir]

LuLz. Seems I hurt your feelings and made you angry. Oh, I am SO sorry. -Insert sarcastic eye roll-

[ClarelakaKurt]

uhh no?

im not wasting my time over ur vagina

so, good luck with ur "life"

[Snackumms]

i like how the smart people win youtube arguments.

Lawl :3

[HakuSelphir]

I r smartz? sah-weetz

[warisnotcool]

??? u suck

dont u make another video or i will sue u

[markoftheboard]

You guys, no offense, are bad actors. :\

The comedy was, in a sense, good. but the enthusiasm makes you sound like kids that live with your parents and are embarrassed when you try to act.

4/5 stars anyway.

[TURDface63093]

gaylo 2

[BANDITp61]

he killed the BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y oh well

[kottonball01]

Thats what you get for not giving me my raise bitch!! lol funny

[FightIrishFan10]

fuckin horrible

[sillyrosiepoodlesock]

wow....

[SuperKidEmo]

Nice, cant u make a serius movie about elites :D

[chance9888]

the best is when they are in the ocean

[Maddscaper]

I think the best part was when you done the test drive, and shot the people. Mainly because of your response. I give it 4/5

[1stcenturyproduction]

good work but not too funny id give it 3+/5 i thought there was a song in this

[humvee600]

nice job making the vid, i like the cop chase.

[senadmusic]

Ok this was officialy the biggest peace of bull crap on the internet seriously you guys have no lives what so ever.... Losers. Well on the other hand. Nerds.

[Gap210]

Come and get me you son of a!!!!!!!!! lol hilarious nice work in all

[bug3795]

The part in the water is hilarious

[KnightbBrood]

Good to see a decent choice of music. Pretty good video.

[lacrossepro300]

lol the chase part was bad ass lol

[teeheeyouknowme]

lol that was funny thats what u get for not giving me my rays bitch thats what u get for steeling my girlfriend mother fucker and u to u little slut

[joe411skate]

this was gay

[dennyfrontier]

"and you too you little slut"! haha halarious

[KingRacer18]

LOL

[KingRacer18]

lol

[EyeFork]

meh not my favorite

[Rocker7639]

just wanted to say u have the same logo as Hard N Phirm

awesome lol

[ibageldotcom]

wth this is da worst vid ive ever seen so u should rly stop makin them

[alexionok03]

what a dumb video, not even worth 1 star.  It was outrageously not funny and a waste of time to even watch. Straight arby and the chief, master chief humor. Seriously... wow.... pathetic... wow!

[Walmartassasin]

shoppin for a new car which one's me, a cool convertible or an SUV, I should have known my credit was whack.

[Rocker7639]

cuz now i'm driving off the lot with a used sub compact

[comanderkj]

The chase scene was great and so was the music.5/5

[Funnydudechick1]

It was good but the voices kinda sucked in the police chase

[zacgk9]

it was preeeeeeety good for a game/LBR AUDIO

animations!!!!!

[zach2093]

holy shit it is skychi

so u beast in halo as well as rs

KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!

[BelowDawn]

Get a life fags

[freedomtagard]

thank you for telling us to do something you cant

[ShaoKahn14]

besides the voices that video was pretty cool

[Flaveless13]

skychi!!!!!!!!!!

[papaschmuk]

this sux...terribly

[lilcard14]

lol thats skychi!!!!

[ea1619]

kinda gay video plus you guys sound like douche bag

[kristonholt]

correction plural "douche bags"

[rax358]

runescape ..... i quit that game

[ilovedragons4ever]

wat song is that?ive heard it b4

[eyeballkid8]

metallica master of puppets

[coalers99str]

is that skychi?

[gbr67]

wow that is not skychi u runescape noob

[kenneth58525]

and you would know who he is?

[sccp793]

not funny

[Deathlord10123665]

boring

[mullin3401]

LOL!!!!!!!!! So would like to buy this and go on ur way nnoooo im gonna steal it from u.

[mullin3401]

Dude how get camra angle on tht and r using an xbox

[garroxs99]

lolololol

[MonkeyLove007]

This was freakin funny as hell. :D

[mileycyrusfan011]

MOMMY!! lol so freakin funny

[alleksesp]

LOOOL, best part of all is where it says: Die mother fucker for stealing my girlfriend, you to slut!! :))) that's crazy yo!!! ASWOME

[dreadlover1]

lol hes like what the hell...MOMMY!!!... Oh SHIT

[sccp793]

i love what ur trying to put out there BUT u kinna need to work on the jokes and put it into words that work more

[mullin3401]

dude shut up

[theboyz502]

This was My Idea man this is a bunch of crap

go to undead504's Vid's and watch Master Chief goes car shoping

[DaFckedUpKid]

MOMMY

Oh shit

[bonico2006]

...

[patsfan101123]

mommy OH SHIT LMFAO!!!!

[banginnbirdyx3]

wow you guys are nerds

[link975]

wow banginnbirdyx3 is a nerd

[noeyedee]

you can stop link? sweet name man

[link975]

thx

[damiantren]

"Mommy"

"OH SHIT"

lol

[coollaws]

I loved The Part With Him Shooting His boss And HIs Sluty Girl Friend( Thats What You Get for not giving me my raise BITCH)

[stupidstuff52]

waste of time  u suck

[3birds1stone]

wow.... that was stupid... The dialouge shows like no emotion....

[darthnoll]

dude im absolutely sure that u mad this using the comp version but nice vid tho lol!!!

[partyshark00]

dude it must have taken a while 2 make this. Its cool

[yanksfan932]

The voices of the kids,dad and cop were horrible

[michaudlewis]

com and get me u ugle son of bitch

[DeliciousPastries]

Your dialogue sucks.

[cheezmaster321]

u suck

[swordisprostick]

Alright you kids have some fun...what the hell was that? MOMMY! Oh shit!

[aprellix0o]

haha yeah that and - nah i think im just gunna... steal it from you. the only funny parts

[justinwaber24]

how did you do that

[popinfresh69]

should have done it on halo 3 it would have ben easier

[DarkShogunMaster]

..... they posted this in May 2006..... I don't believe Halo 3 was out then.... Read descriptions eh?

[camgoalie]

MOMMY!!!! OHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!

[Lutheridgebabe10]

MOMMY!

[racerapj]

it would of been funnyer if their was a guy with a rocket and blows up the guy stealing the hog at the end

[manuelmainframe]

it kinda suck bad

[mastercheif1189]

its good !!!!!!!!!!!!

[MetalMarioFist]

2:50 was awesome.

[G4andy]

runescapay ya that was confusein i never got that lol...

[brunili43]

I liked the video, however, I woulda done something different with the sound

[Bladezki]

HOW DO YOU DO THIS???? what is the camera man doing in order to get this view???? PLEASE TELL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[camgoalie]

he used the blind mode skull and it was another player filming it

[darkguy849]

nice video

[monkeypuncherjr]

he commits suicide...lol

[55markinator55]

haha lol should be funny that guy snipes the cops and steals one of the remaining 'military hogs' and pushes the other one in the water good job though

[customagent57]

That sucked balls, the only reason I laughed was at how bad of a performance the "actors" gave. Great emotion you retards.

[axl870]

thats what you get for note giveing me my raise bitch. lol this is great

[spacerihno666]

ok that was shit and boring

i want my 5:26 of my life back

[MasterOfZorg]

If you didnt like it dumbass, why did you watch the whole thing? you kids make no sense and it makes me laugh.

[runescapay]

wait wait wait who was firing back at the cops if the driver was the only guy?

[AandWProductions]

that was nice...it gave me a pretty good laugh

[waddleg]

i love the way they handled the warthog situatation

[mambi]

i have a video of someone who made a real halo vehicle that works. its hella cool. check it out.

[bob8410012]

bungie already did

[waddleg]

how do you get to the other city!!!

[ronthemoron]

wtf are u stupid?

[waddleg]

i just didnet know how to get there pr ick

[skater1019]

this video was pretty funny especially that mommy part lol

[NPclay]

funny as hell lol nice job!

[peaceintexas]

MOMMY

[matt4gov]

Nice!

[123nunn123]

funny asshole

[ExploreInsanity]

where the fuck did the gunner in the back come from when he stole the car!? 0.o

[xplaygirl9x]

=z that was mest up but cares he scored a 6

[lukemage7900]

halo-ares

[sasukesrevenge24]

yes the tank is the new minny van with giant blue things that are a way to get out of traffic[sure]

[vandelayinc41]

how do you get the widescreen effect, 'cause i make my own sort of series with halo 2 and i don't know how to get that, if you could tell me that'd be freaking great

vandelayinc41

[sillypups]

i like it very actiony

[RockHardEsp]

best music choice ever. metallica kicks ass

[BattleWarrior89]

You Should Check out the other vids we made, Check My Profile

[Storm3Ryder]

wow nicely done man THATS WHAT YOUR GET FOR STEALING MY GF MOTHERFUCKER! lmnao bestline

[hatchet45]

the metallica at about 3:40 is Fuel

[ryan4588]

awsome!

[AverageJoePizzaShop]

nice job funny as hell and great acting

[generalsoda]

Are you the one that did the movie about do's and don'ts of Halo

[skarface13579]

that was fucking awsome. the metallica was very different.

[CptxObvious]

i think the police vehicles shouldve been 4-5 ghosts