Proper Opossum Pedicure

[mickeykomtra]

wee booties...............HAHAHAHA­!!!!!!!!

[JanembaDL]

What the fuck?????

[EverythingSparkly353]

Worlds dumbest brought me here , HHAHA!

[guitarproductions]

Hi I have had my opposum for 8 months now, She is a female and today I noticed her pouch appears red, Is this normal?

[MEpearlA]

@guitarproductions

Pink yes, red no. Have her checked by a wildlife savvy veterinarian. These can be found by contacting the National Opossum Society or the Opossum Society of the United States.

Both are excellent organizations with experts on board. Good Luck

[TheGreece2001]

Well...at least she is a lover of animals. if that makes her happy then god bless her man...do your thang.

[lizyrose19]

We need to get this viral lol :p

[dollladie]

He/she seemed fine until you added the polish. Does the scent irritate him/her? Really cute face!

[vada2050]

Uhmm wow! Crazy lady!

[thevampirediariesawe]

like if you are here cause of tosh.o or worlds dumbest

[ZENITH1975]

Had this om tosh.o!!

[orioncheung]

She is cool =D

[eva4phuket]

Mental institutions exist for a reason.

Though she denies it you can see she's tried acrylic nails on it.

Poor thing.

[rgiaco777]

hahahaha: "Give it a grape."

[knockoutkings2011]

omg! really!

[1KatyPerryFan1]

2:02 you just dump the opposom water on the floor... Lol

[kikass125]

u are soooo fucked up. like...damn

[ajustin672]

We didn't have room for a pizza in our freezer, so I put it on our deck (it's like 10 degrees outside) and I turned on our deck light and there was an opossum! I was terrified and grossed out! Is it bad to have them around your property? :(

[MEpearlA]

@ajustin672

You are fortunate to have possums on your property.

They are natural gardeners. They eat what is over-ripe plus rid you of plant damaging insects. They also hold down the rat and mouse population without bothering you at all. Next time you see the possie just snarl and hiss back, while keeping a respectful distance.

[flasher702]

omg u are so awesome!!!

I mostly just give them apple cores and not pedicures. Not sure if opossums actually like apple cores... but they keep coming back for the cat food and the apple cores keep disapearing.

[greeneyeslinz]

Did you just dump the water in the floor? lol No offense,But i'm terrified of opossums! i have a couple running around outside of a night...I sure hope I never get too close to one!

[MEpearlA]

@greeneyeslinz

A respectful distance is good.

You're lucky to have the two locals keeping your property clean of vermin and rotten produce. They don't want to hurt you. Promise.

[twittlebug1]

you shouldnt have been on that show,ma'am.

if you were brought here by that show (like i was,actually) then you may have seen some of her other videos

and know she is a very kind lady.and very funny

i speak on behalf of her fans,and yes,we exist.

[MEpearlA]

@twittlebug1

Bless you, twittlebug1. It's all about being found and some of the paths are truly silly.

[DachshundLover33]

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[vadjjesa]

hey this was on worlds dumbest like if judy gold is the best to you

[MrSodaducky]

I looked this video up after i saw Worlds Dumbest XD

[MrSodaducky]

Thumbs up if Smoking gun brought you here

xD

[TurboFuss1]

She's a total GILF man.

[Lindsayface47]

I love how everyone is freaking out, but it's so obvious that she's just fucking with everyone.

I held an opossum that was raised in captivity once, and it was so cuddly.

[CrunchyDaddy]

What a nice kitty... waitaminute... that's no KITTY AARRRGGGHHHHHHH!

[marysunshine1990]

This isn't the "gross look at that" or "OMG why would someone put something this horrible", weird part of youtube, this is the, "WTH am I looking at right now" weird part and I really want to know what's going on.

[vta1985]

You got some issues lady...

[OutrageSC]

Her humor is shown in her weirdness lol funny videos and interesting

[SaladFingersCindy]

This lady is my life coach.

[MORTARS987]

wee booties?

[mokhac]

hell on earth, why that RAT is so BIG?

[cjsworld9000]

exuse me *raises hand* um thats a bath not a foot soak, the whole o-possum is inside the water therefore it is a bath

[RecklessDareDevil]

Oh yea, just dump the water on the floor, and move on.... Really lady!? Really?

[forevershining1]

Someone's husband wouldn't get them a little dog...... 

[XxMariahxXMusic]

Yes, because we all have an opossum...

[bshssweeper5]

Crap. I'm in that weird part of youtube again...

[aulinich]

i love your videos! there soo funny!

[darkprecurser]

that opossum looks like its tripping balls! little dudes spaced out as ball and just does not give a shit.

[djisadj1]

give her a grape

[kennethsonnek]

too much acid in the 60's??

[LyleVertigo]

Her voice has the power to calm those around her. That is how she tamed the mighty opossum.

[sosococopuff24]

Whaaaaa?

[LoudOli82]

CRAZYY WOMAN SHE IS GONE OUT OF HER MIND

[kingofinferno100]

yOU WERE ON TV :o

[lollyanimalcrossing]

omfg how could u touch taht!

[thevilkitty616]

Opossums are so adorable

[MrNarutofan11]

u were on smoking guns worlds dumbest! XD

[MEpearlA]

@MrNarutofan11

yuh.

[cjsworld9000]

@MEpearlA this is the funniest thing in the world

[therealbologna2]

there was an opossum on my porch last night and my cat was hissing at it. i came to find videos of possum bc i was interested.

and instead, i found this -_-

[Riptor552]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

[NemoBusy]

No way in hell..

[chevylatino]

Poor 'possum! It looked scared half to death when the little piggy went "wee wee wee wee all the way home" as it was attacked by finger jabs. This lady is completely bonkers but I enjoyed every minute of it! The part about throwing the 'possum water on the floor...epic! Thumbs up.

[LibraryLies]

I've always wanted to know this, thank you.

[sharksauto]

See kids this is what will happen to u if u try acid

[frenchtoast29803]

Aww the opossum is so cute! and I never thought of giving one a pedicure I'd just clip the nails and be done with lol guess that's why I dont have a opossum. And a dirty floor.

[MzSamanthaKay]

Why would anyone put fake nails on an oppossum??? NOOO

[9174Sylvia45]

Just saw this on "World's Dumbest"

"Throw the dirty opossum water all over the floor!"

:D

[94lulubelle]

@9174Sylvia45

I loved Danny B.'s reaction: "Give your what a what?!"

My brother and I were laughing so hard our stomachs hurt.  lol

[tammyflem]

This is great just seen it on tv

[MorriganMalfoy]

This is why your grandchildren don't visit.

[zThaKingz]

@MorriganMalfoy what grandchildren?

[yoeyjoey1114]

you are by far the weirdest person in the world

[WickedTheMusicalFan1]

my favorite part was when the dirty water got dumped on the floor :D

[TakeThePain20]

Amazing. Now i can perfectly truthfully say i know how to PROPERLY give MY Oppossum a Pedicure.

Im kidding of course, this lady is completely off her rocker.

[HNICKOLSON]

Thank you so much for making this video!!! I have been wondering for a long time how to give my pet possum jeffpry a pedicure!!!!!

[MaladaptiveCatalyst]

she's definitely a subtle comedienne - a life fully lived is going to show on the feet & the "hoary face"

[yabuddy221]

?????????? nobody in the world has a opossum but her

[Rijimon1302]

opossum: Help me pleeeeeease D:

[ReelScreenReviews]

This lady is completely bonkers!

[Rijimon1302]

Wth?! XD

[MEpearlA]

@Syi48

The possum is the least likely of mammals to have rabies because their body temperature is too low to harbor the virus.

[OliveTheBreloom]

@MEpearlA

Also, Armadillos are less likely to harbor rabies for the same reason.

(Leprosy on the other hand....)

[Warlord795]

O-o

[SirNinjaCrab]

And next you dump the filthy possum water on the floor...

[MEpearlA]

@2007kittycat22

If you want to get close to a possum, volunteer for home care at your nearest wildlife rehabilitation center.

[kaindrg]

3:28is how u get mold and mildew....

[2007kittycat22]

HOLY SHIT SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THIS LITTLE PIGGY DID SHE?!?!?!

[TheSean1227]

2:33 this lady is CRAZY!!!!!

[flamingidot001]

... alright then... the opossum is cute but she seems a bit loopy

[stripedtomatoe]

give it a grape :)

[STARWEB912]

@MEpearlA is the lady in the video actually answering these comments?

[MEpearlA]

@STARWEB912

Sometimes it's the lady, sometimes it's the squirrel, ME Pearl.

So far, it is not the opossums, who are disinclined to follow the comment trail.

[OneDayHenry]

"A senior oppusum"??? As in, "Aged To 'Furfection' " due to all the stress it gets form these videos??????

It doesn't even move....* blink, blink *....

[DarthRevanFTW]

....give your WHAT a proper WHAT!?

[Yoitzsydney1]

im sorry i gotta say this. this lady IS COMPLETELY BONKERS. no body and i mean NOBODY in america has a possum as a pet. POINTLESS VID.

[Bloodyvampyre13]

i love your videos and i think you should make more

[xStarfrostx]

@MEpearlA hahahahahaha never mind xD I watched more of your videos and dang you're hillarious ^^ sorry for thinking you were a little crazy earlier today. You have an amazing since of humor. I wish I could bring you with me to some of my family get together thingies. Itd be a helluva lot more interesting xD

Thanks for making my sister and I smile!

:)

[xStarfrostx]

@MEpearlA Hi MEpearlA! I'm not going to be really rude like most of the people on here and I just wanted to say your opossum is adorable :D

And also, Were you serious in the video? Or were you trying to be funny? Either way, you're hilarious and you should be a comedian! I'd pay to see you xD

[KelseyLostIt]

i must say this is very interesting never thought of possum as a pet really (and ive had some weird pets) but why dump the water on the floor?

[Robbybob1]

It dont know how good its got it

[bunbunjohn]

Then dump the filthy opossum water on your floor :D -World's dumbest

[rogertopful]

i under stand what you are going trough

[phendformyself]

lol XD That's awesome! I saw u on "Smoking Gun! You're great! That opossum is pretty cute too! I like the jokes you make in the video. If I ever need info on opossum care, now I'll know where to turn!

[valeriemd2b]

@MEpearlA Regardless of how much they paid you, did you enjoy the segment when it first aired or were you offended by them stating you are "completely bonkers"?

[MEpearlA]

@valeriemd2b

I am amused at being perceived as other than sane.

[Dogrock195]

This video is so Funny!!!!! I laughed through it the whole time!!!

[1Kitten345]

Loved seeing this one worlds dumbest performances XD... did they pay you for it?

[bonnieallmine]

I like possums; this one has probably been raised to handling since young. I would not have a pet one, but have rescued babies and turned over to possum rescue people I do not think they carry rabies, either due to low blood temp. They are very primitive, early animals, but kind of cool in their own way.

[EvAmrie]

This biTCh Is CRaZZZZY!!! WtF??

[wakamayashii]

if the opossum gets restless during the procedure give him grape....

if weird middle aged lady starts giving opossums pedicures give her pills....

[TheMasterTelevision]

I know this was commented on worlds dumbest, but I really hope you didn't throw the dirty water on the floor. That's just sick

[DevastationDestiny]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN. oh my gosh. The way she just throws the tub on the ground and goes all really Martha Stewart with her voice while being sarcastic... I really want to do this when I'm older. This. Is. Hilarious.

[MADDOG6400]

Thumbs up if you were crying of laughter throughout the WHOLE thing.

[Dorkiegurljess]

LOL this lady is cute : ) a lil hick with the opossum... but cant lie cute haha

[rayraygrrrl123]

Saw this on worlds dumbest.

Lol this lady is insane.

She did the one little piggy thing to her POSSUM!! and she said it like it!! Lol ididmt know possum could talk. Hehe jk this lady is crazy. Well now I know how to give my possum a pedicure ;) lol jk

[burritobunny9889]

Step 2, throw your dirty opossum water all over the floor.

[Marysajulz28]

@burritobunny9889 ikr? and she just slings the tube away

[Bdawg9891]

Possums are wild animals. They are not domesticated. Let that possum be and get a dog or something.

[NaiTaiDai]

Should I put this under Weird Stuff or Animals on my playlists?

[jmg0121]

I think possums are cute

[jordantdwp]

I saw it on worlds dumbest lol go opossum lAdy

[alyssamanson]

So you think she's crazy for giving her opossum a pedicure?? Well what does that say about you for looking it up and watching it? Think about it.

I looked it up to show somebody the video cause it was on world's dumbest so I'm not crazy lol

[iamdivinity2010]

I love how she's so serious. This video makes my day lol

[vmaciel53]

Who gives a possum a pedicure?

[karlndorn]

Are you married? ;)

[lihamakaroniperunaso]

The opossum is just soooo excited! :D

[Fireflycaptain]

Pearl, you ROCK. And that opossum is adorable. You just keep on being awesome!!

[itzyourcrayons]

the possum is so cute lulz

[blueman12ify]

she is 100000000000000000000000000000­0000% crazy

[bettyrocca]

"I would never make a moral judgement on an opossum, and neither should you." lol. I am in love with this woman.

[SEANFIR]

ok, that was meant as a "joke"... just kind of odd to see a possum, a prehistoric and strange animal that generally do not make great pets be fawned over! and distemper does make animals like this fearless and kind of dazed like this one appears!

[Rose0883]

Lol, man, I commend you for being such a cute/funny woman at your age, playing up the whole "Martha Stewart talkshow", but for opossums... You seem like you would have been a spunky young hottie way back when=) (not that you aren't a hottie now... but you know=)

[MEpearlA]

@Rose0883

Um, yuh

[limegreencat101]

wow it was funny at like 58 seconds were she goes no, no

[paige3406]

This is torture. not for the opossum, watching that lady.

[MEpearlA]

@paige3406

And yet you did it.

[JadeM103]

thanks, this video has helped me so much. i now know how to identify crazy people on the spot!

[mfilip62]

Jesus Christ! Discusting!

It's the biggest rat I ever saw and she is giving him a pedicure treatment!?

Man,this video looks like a bad LSD trip!

[nasculehakoo]

wow i cant realy begain at first i thought it was crazy but it just shows what life is like else where. hay african kids through elephant shit at each other. and some turn to eating each other while some kill baby's that are deformed and we hardly ever bring that up but feel this woman is crazy sad i thought you guys were better than that sad truefuly i thought this video was quite cool just sayin hell i wish i was that opossum i get grapes and pedicure's damn ive got flat foot this heaven ftlg!

[MEpearlA]

@nasculehakoo

What an interesting and profound comment. Thank you, nasculehakoo.

[kelceejofarra]

@MEpearlA

How the hell did you get a possum?

[MEpearlA]

@kelceejofarra

The ususal way.

[ninjamurders]

how long did it take u to catch that opossum?

[MEpearlA]

@ninjamurders

Please see Proper Opossum Service Animal for instructions on how to acquire an opossum.. Then don't follow them.

[impresivetitle]

if u c most opossums out side stay away from them and if u c this lady keep ur chidren away

[nuke705]

She picked it up after she hit it with her car. She's nursing it back to health. Welcome to the south. God bless 'Merica!

[11clam]

is she serious!!!!!!!!!!!!

[callofdutynerd159753]

R U FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!

[MissPickletoes]

@planbpro I give my cockatoos a pedicure....clip and file whilst they lie on their backs in my lap..they love it. But no polish,thanks! I guess lacking front legs, my birds do indeed get a pedicure...and a wing clipping to boot!

[GlorieLee]

Did she she seriously just dump that nasty water on the floor? Something's wrong...

[emoconfusedxoxo]

Then you dump the filthy opossum water on your floor.  -World Dumbest. Hilarious

[cattycoon]

This video was on worlds dumbest.

[MEpearlA]

@cattycoon

silly, huh?

[MYsoniclover13]

@cattycoon yes, yes it is. i just watched the video.

[RChuck43]

@cattycoon LOL!! ..Thats why I HAD to loook this up , cuz I was dying laughing, watching this clip on that show! =D

[RChuck43]

This is sooo funny!~ I wish I could give an opossum a pedicure! hahaaaaaaa!!

[135970211]

@cattycoon thats what brought me here!

[flipgood89]

this is obviously done tongue-in-cheek people....speaking of which, I want my tongue in ME Pearl's cheeks and elsewhere. You are a sexy ass old lady, Ms. Pearl. You got a kim kardashian meets golden girls thing going on, thats got me scratching the walls in lust. Do you message handsome black men like you do for the opossums?

[BringDaAmberLamps]

Dayum ! I've been doing it all wrong !

[yokis12345]

lolz worlds dumbest gave me this video, thank you :3

[ifightcactors]

poor little opossum. he looks like he likes it thoug XD glad he/she loves you

[MEpearlA]

@ifightcactors Thanks for your comment. Peach was a great sport with the videos and had quite an ideal life (for a non releasable) otherwise.

[caskachan]

2:48 "she just loves that" :possum: O_o!

[EnragedSephiroth]

Your humour is superior to Jay Leno by a mile. :)

[RoseySerenity]

I'm pissing myself laughing, This is Hilarious.

[explodingmunky]

co za asy

[rawrimadinosaurrrrr]

the opossum is just like "whatever cool"

[barf245]

Umm does this lady belong in a mental institution 

[alwaysopen]

And I thought I was goofy with my dog. This has to hinge on loony but WTF.

The lady looks like she is having a good time and the opossum is putting up with it so it can't be all bad, can it?

[JayBird4theW1N]

That poor opossum... *I* don't like manicures and I'm HUMAN.

[Wyghtspydr]

I LOVE YOU!!!!! You are my hero!

[IL0vEWwEFnS]

haha

[Galaxy518]

I'm delighted to hear about Pear!! Congrats on helping him through such a debilitating illness.

[Galaxy518]

Hi MEpearlA,

I was sad to sea that Peach and Pear had passed away. Very sad, especially with how you worked so hard to help Pear. (Isn't Dr. Jones the best??) Do you currently have any possums in your care?

[MEpearlA]

@Galaxy518

Thank you for your condolences regarding Peach.

Pear did not pass away. Pear is going strong and is scheduled to appear in a video which will be released around Valentine's Day. Yes, Dr. Jones is a gem.

[Shenaniganist]

@M2ofEMMM Lol that was an hilarious episode.

[aprilsmith993]

LOL did u seriously just dump possum water on ur floor???? xD

[aprilsmith993]

"most people"??? ok let's stop pretending this lady isn't the only person in the universe giving a passum a pedicure xD