Freeman's Mind: Episode 17 (Half-Life Machinima)

[Lucas2111000]

why is it i see a video named "Olha que delicia na cam" and "sexy anime figure yoko"

[tcjerard]

chuck norris could make that jump

[OvyMoonlight]

you show the metal floor who's boss :))))

[fr33zy1c3]

6:47-7:08 thats wat she said

[duststormtheminer]

god stop banging Jesus 

[PjRorke98]

Lol, Earth's gravity is TOO DAMN HIGH!

[kickinghorsebrew]

@PjRorke98 like da rent?

[somewon2000]

Hock a loogie into a... Oh Better not

[thenightspector]

you sound like ham off toy story

[RoyalBarrel]

Well in the suggestion bar, there are no perverted videos, but now its flooded with halo

[MrCrazyian123]

Yeah! AHHHHHHHHH

[MrBBmap]

I wonder what would look like a freeman's mind speedrun? like half-life in half an hour or quadrazid's ss run with a special "freeman's mind" track on it. Ross should download these videos and "mind" them to be some kind of freeman's mind special episode, it would be freakin awesome! All he needs is a good reason to be in a hurry all the time, and a rationnal explanation of why does a scientist knows all these glitches... that would be AWESOME

[JezzaKill64]

0:34 I laughed. So hard.

[caveman0417]

@857Evan Douchebags....

[857Evan]

Who dislikes this video???!?!?

[thebaseballcardguru]

Earth's gravity = The rent

[chimerschang]

THEN THE SCREAMI--geez, that's a long drop. XD

[amir5198]

the gravity on mars is higher, mr "scientist"

[n1v3k36]

@amir5198 The gravity on Mars is much lower than it is here on Earth, 62% lower to be more precise. That means that Martian gravity is 38% of Earth's.

[TeamChesus]

0:36 PART FIVE! BOOBY TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!

[Fireheart0011]

7500 likes, 140 dislikes. UGH, I DONT WANT TO RUIN THE PERFECT #"S!!! ahh screw it

[tamama150]

All the smart monkeys made it on to the other tree branch and all the stupid monkeys fell to there doom:D

[mooitsachristina]

The earth's gravity is TOO DAMN HIGH!!!

[jakesnake237]

@mooitsachristina i wrote that exact quote in a paper for school and i still go a 5.8 out of 6.0 for the paper

[orlando9321]

I can tell by experience that MC Hammer pants with a Poncho will get you out of almost every dangerous situation

[skillkillz23]

wut is up with the perverted vids on the side



[otispowell2]

6:55 hentai?

[AbleFoxCompany]

I am again on the wrong site of youtube again ._.

[MRmr011]

AHAHA THE BEGINING AWESOME what about the key pad WHOOOOOOOAAA

[TheBloodEagle27]

I think he kinda sounds like Spencer from I-Carly XD

[lncompetent]

So I don't get it is this the normal way he talks in the game or is it just added commentary?

[jamessonic5621]

@lncompetent Added commentary. From his mind. By Ross Scott.

[hydraloveingman1]

@lncompetent

Added commentary. The character never actually talks in the entire series.

[q223344]

''is this oxycodon?'' :DD

[ReesesMonkeyXP]

actually, you can get kinda high off of oxygen. i had some after i had a tooth out. it does not make you more alert, it relaxes you. it's a pretty mild high though

[ThunderCavalier]

Why the grappling hook? Jetpacks are far more useful.

[MetroGamerX]

Ross Sounds like the Piggy Bank from Toy Story.

[JdawgTheFirst]

@MetroGamerX LOL HE DOES!!! WOW. THX FOR THAT!

[JdawgTheFirst]

@MetroGamerX LOL HE DOES!!! WOW. THX FOR THAT!

[Darkraiclone333]

Insta-Brain damage



[Masterlink981]

0:37 was so fucking hysterical.

[Haxgasm]

I was so laughing so hard I nearly vried and my chest hurt

[Hails159]

Seriously why are all my suggested videos chicks stripping?

[hawkwolf613]

@Hails159 That, and Homer Simpson with a rifle...

[Museite]

I used to be a rocket scientist. Then I took an arrow to the knee

[BigMintsBrainbox]

Please if anyone can help me(sob) i'm trapped, i hopped on to watch one video. Then i'd finish my essays. But...i'm trapped, chained to the screen and to freeman. help me.

[MrMok8]

@BigMintsBrainbox Right here brah, but i'm gunna do my hw :D

[Dragonfly77films]

Why the hell do I keep seeing perverted videos in the related videos?

[MinecraftianBuilders]

@Dragonfly77films Because.

[Danimalx3]

@Dragonfly77films :/ cause... why not...

[AntonPrivalov1]

@Dragonfly77films why the hell do i keep seening the same type of comment?

[Bittergamer1886]

@Dragonfly77films Because people saw how popular Freeman's Mind is, and they put Freeman's Mind tags in it to garner attention to their videos for profit. They are assholes, indeed.

[Thechannelofnick]

@Dragonfly77films Why the hell do I keep seeing Machinima in my perverted videos?

[diogo8500]

@Dragonfly77films I wonder what goes on Gordon's mind ;)

[CharAndJake]

@Dragonfly77films better question is- why do they have 72m views? has nobody heard of google?

[blackcountryme]

I love and will always love Half life the first game i had on the PC when Half life came out, and i rebuilt my compy about 5 times to make it better, used the intro to gauge the graphic card like a cheapo 3D mark. massive game massive fun, get the level editor it`s a pleasure. just put two scientists in a room together and they argue for ages... lan multiplayer is fun and all the mods and bots just pure class one of the best, if not THE bast game ever...FIN`

[I0I117]

The walls would need to be cover in conversion gel though

[arg7]

meanwhile...on suggested videos

[tanner7086]

If he had a portal gun this would be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH easier.

[doCtOrHx]

#OMG #EPIC #WTF #LOL !

[DOLLMEAT34]

what about the keypad?lol

[cocopup220]

These are fucking entertaining as hell

[lemondemon2]

Is that voice Ian from Smosh?

[Coasterdude1432]

@lemondemon2 no, its ross scott

[lemondemon2]

@Coasterdude1432 I know that dude its a joke...

[TheGulakers]

@lemondemon2 nope

[lemondemon2]

@TheGulakers I knew that...

[TheGulakers]

@lemondemon2 ok?



[VannahWilson]

"What about the keypad? … YEAH! … WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

Hah, did the high-pressure air from the fan go through the door and blow him away?

[iheartcartoons1]

When life gives you problems, blame the lack of a grappling hook.

[rettie]

A craziometer :D

[theguy51094]

@MegaSaurabh7 he sounds like John Rathlisberger to me.

[MentorOfMinos]

Y'know, interestingly you CAN get high off of oxygen if the partial pressure is high enough. It's called oxygen narcosis and you start getting really giggly and giddy. It really only happens to deep sea divers if they're not using a nitrogen-enriched air mix. Just a note ; )

[TheOneBlueNinja]

@MentorOfMinos Now I know! And knowing is half the battle.

GEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAY JOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!!

[THEtoothPICK999]

Ross Scott most definately sounds like Manny frome Ice Age

[TheDevelopingBosses]

I knew he should have taken that poncho out of his locker this morning.

[SirDude456]

0:35 Bernoulli was right

[romarpatacsil]

nice 10:59

[romarpatacsil]

like god says, "STOP PERSECUTING ME,ALL OF YOU...STOP!STOP." AT 0:53

[romarpatacsil]

you're lucky cause you're flying at 0:35 or you smack your face at 0:36.

[romarpatacsil]

@romarpatacsil ow that's what you feel when you're at black mesa? saying nonsense and crapping every hard route? shut it! oopps..BARNACLE!

[romarpatacsil]

Respond to this video...  great voice for freeman, man i really need to get Half-life source..

[413deadmau5]

GORDON FREEMAN YOU MAH HERO

SUPAHERO

[wackydude7]

SCOJG

[mastersduhgree]

You should do some game saves just before the tough spots

[mastersduhgree]

If he would just use the crowbar to open those marked craetes he would accumulate lots of extra goods.

[mastersduhgree]

OK everybodies dead,,,just the way i like it.....heh heh heh.Thats actually funny.

[antonfatso]

THEN THIS SCREAMING- Jeez that's a long drop

[MargaretMcKissic]

I keep forgetting that you can't use a Portal Gun...

[kennynitro17]

6:48

[RdClZn]

I'd join the "The Gravity is Too Damn High Party"!

[ANIM0SI7Y]

Lmfao

I laughed so hard when the door opened and the fan blasted him up to the ceiling

[locmono123]

i got a umbrella corparation ad

[inshadows99]

earth's gravity is TOO DAMN HIGH

[BIDZ180]

The gravity is too damn high!

[JBommer4488]

@BIDZ180 Hey, for Gordon's birthday, someone needs to buy him a grappling hook! LOL! ; )

[jeffr773]

@BIDZ180 I think he just speeds up the videos to make it mesh more appropriately with the given situation or actions being made :)

[KrunKMYMinD]

Thumbs up if you think "Flippy" is the perfect name for a sea turtle... xD

[tutupomoo]

@pumpkin545 yes but the base is waaaaaay bigger than you think

[DrRixy]

He sounds like ham,the character from toy story,but its Ray Romano,Ray Romano gave his voice to the character in toy story.Getting me?

[MrHyperSondow]

YEAH! teach that metal floor who's boss!

[pumpkin545]

Does the whole game take place in this one little base?

[MrIamabitch]

@pumpkin545 little base my ass.

[Iainofthemeteor]

@pumpkin545 not quite, you get to be shot at by artillery, tanks & apaches on the surface and visit another planet and get brutally attacked by evil stuff.

[ramegali23]

Thumbs up if you watched it with the "Closed Captions".

[Technos72]

thumbs up if you had to skip the fucking ad

[SPGaming01]

turn transcribe audio on and go to 5:14 :D

[DudeMyHairIsOnFire]

no one likes you anymore blink 182

[xXgordenXx]

134 peop.. wait i have a life.

[beta0blaster]

mc hammer pants and poncho FTW

[mrlipux]

LOL the proppeller blades make suck the air not blow it, look at the end of ep 16 ;)

[dubaime98]

Lol

[guky667]

2:28 minecraft creeper ?

:))

[Anarkiados]

@guky667

Creeper? WTF?

[guky667]

@Anarkiados Sorry, I meant Zombie :D

[KawaiiDiamond18]

yeah that's right. moan. MOAN

that's what she said

[Akatsukirulezall]

I better get cracking on that law suit, I've got shit to doo!!

[ali2854666]

this stuff sounds more like that rage quit dude from rooster teeth

[speedenforcer918]

I actually felt bad for the dude when he smacked the ceiling at 100+ mph XP

[cvetipavlov]

my favorite episode just because of the beggining XD.

[XeonXifiaction]

pause at 7:17 :O :( scary xD

[slideguitar777]

Man, I wish Gordon got to keep his grappling hook that he bought to use it in half life 2

[someguy724]

i'm gonna kill slippy

[MrMegatwister]

Now I know what I'm going to do on my vacation

[gussthefatcat]

Thats it I need a grappling hook when I get outa here

[Hitman2492]

Sea turtles are the perfect getaway vehicle.

[doodoodudex]

youtube updated! black progress bar thing!

[MrAliproductions]

@doodoodudex same here.

[BBToohe]

@doodoodud

[andriod1999]

im listening!!!1

[sikic996]

jackie chan couldnt jump this!

[zachisbeter]

waaaaaa uwwwwuuuuuu!!

[MegaAsianfury]

Who narrated this they sound familiar?

[Caboose727]

@MegaAsianfury he sounds like a guy that voices in like every animated disney movie like cars or monsters inc

[amkirby10]

@Caboose727 john ratzenbringer? like hamm in toy story?

[Caboose727]

@amkirby10 yeah i think they sound similar

[amkirby10]

@Caboose727 yeah i think so too

[MegaSaurabh7]

Is it me or does Freeman's mind sound like Ray Romano?

[ChibiPerson02]

@MegaSaurabh7 I Think he sounds more like John Ratzenberger

[Masterlink981]

@MegaSaurabh7 No, he sounds like Dark Helmet from Spaceballs. Rick Morranis. That's who he sounds like.

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

@MegaSaurabh7 thats exactly what in thinking lol XD

[ChainsawTam]

@MegaSaurabh7 CANNOT...

UNSEE

[rhysvanhouten746]

@MegaSaurabh7 thats it! ive been trying to pick up on that since the first episode, thanks!

i knew he sounded like someone..

[OO7Zach]

@MegaSaurabh7 I think it's the way he pronounces "Mario".

[jmjmjm97]

@MegaSaurabh7 Thanks, now all I can think of is Ice Age

[LocoGroove]

@MegaSaurabh7 Oh yes!

[SuperHobo1234567]

@MegaSaurabh7 it sounds like Ham from toy story to me....and probobly because I don't know who Ray Romano is.

[DonkymanCominAtYa]

@MegaSaurabh7 YES THAT JUST MADE THIS SHIT 1111000101010101100x times more fun to watch!!!!

[TheMatrix179]

@MegaSaurabh7 hahha I new it!!! thank you



[Tytanized]

@MegaSaurabh7 I know a guy who lives in Seattle who talks exactly like this. It's probably a Washington accent, which makes sense, since Freeman is originally from Seattle.

[Trybut3]

@MegaSaurabh7 for me he sounds like Manny from Ice Age by the way whose Ray Romano?

[ebiljebus]

@Trybut3 Ray Romano is the guy who voiced Manny in Ice Age.

[ShakeJuntSmokeBlunts]

@MegaSaurabh7 more like the pig in toy story

[SuperGT240]

@MegaSaurabh7 no, ray romano sounds like Freeman's Mind

[iloveweezie555]

My Favorite part is from 0:11-1:33 :)

Thumbs up if you agree!!!!!

[gelu4056]

@XGBrothers the real question is be dead, or dead, also i have a question for you, gravity gun/blue gravity gun or portal gun

[alejandrito123456781]

What ´bout the key pad? Yeah! OHH OHHHWW OOWWW Hahahahahah, hihi, HAHAHAHAHAHA xD

[dewa9102]

'he's not tired of talking.. haha



[Flowersim]

CONVERSATION OF THE DAY!!!

Guy: Well Doc, What can I do?

Doctor: Well, you are having rare cases of Nersisium, a disease which makes you dream of horrible things until you actually meet it in real life.

Guy: So what, I have to confront an alien, get my inetstines ripped out, get my blood everywhere, rotting next to dead corpses and still managing to stay alive? Do I look like God to you? Am I too Pro looking for you! God, I need a new doctor.

I don't like this...

ROFL

[Go7goaliez]

Chuck could, chuck could jump that. you know he could, and he would look amazing doing it too...thats what I thought

[bluezgoldz]

LOLS i dont think jackie chan could either

[LordOfOrangutangs]

i find it disturbing that I understand the majority of his references and jokes.

[Transmissional]

Stop persercuting me!

[jsx6x]

0:37 too bad he didnt find his helmet....

[XGBrothers]

What do you prefer : Be employee in black Mesa and be stuck in a laboratory with zombies and soldiers who want to kill you or be an apearture Science subject and do test along your life?

[swmaniac789]

@XGBrothers Aperture Science, for two reasons. One: If you somehow escaped you could live a normal life on the outside whereas with Black Mesa you have to constantly worry about the aforementioned zombies/soldiers. Two, Aperture Science has cake... and Cave Johnson. Although since Portal and Half Life are in the same universe reason One might be a moot point as both sides would have the alien invasion... Is it just me, or does it really suck to work in science jobs in the Half Life universe?

[killstreakism]

Dear Valve please listen to Ross Scott and equip gordon with a graplin hook in half life 3

[Nushnark]

is it me, or look these facehuggers like chickens without feathers?

[ZeplinProject]

thumb up for adjusting my laptop while watching this and finding a dollar underneath?

[FlyLikeARocketeer]

Okay, everybody's dead.. Just the way I like it.