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  • The worst part is it was his fucking RZ's idea to do a remake. The Weinstein bros gave him a choice of what kind of Halloween movie to make and against everything he had ever said about remakes prior that's what he chose to make. Michael Myers in space would have been more entertaining.

  • Rob Zombie has the skill of a pretty good director who has some interesting ideas for shots, good pacing, and a distinct style, and all the writing skills of a mentally challenged man teaching a ham sandwich how to play chess. If he would let someone else write the dialogue, this MAY have been a good movie, as it was, it was just one filth filled rant after another that completely killed any sense of drama.

  • Shit dipped in shit, sprinkled with corn turd nuggets... LOL LOL

  • The mask... was the only good thing in that movie.

  • I went in with an open mind, though I'm typically very reserved about remakes as it is. I found the whole white-trash back story to be absolutely irrelevant. Would Rob Zombie just go get a half-sister to fuck or something and get it out of his system already? The zooming-in and shaky-cam shit just gave me a headache, but the part I just went "Psh, come the fuck on" about was when emo-myers sits outside crying with Love Hurts playing. Jesus christ ...

  • Hey Deadpit, I have a five minute film on youtube called Rob Zombie's Bible Study. It's kind of a joke about what would happen if Rob made a ovie about christian morales.

  • I thought RZ's Halloween was really well put together to modernize the classic, but it's not the original. I'm a huge Rob Zombie fan and I love his movies, although H2 wasn't the best of them. He needs to continue doing his originals in my opinion.

  • For the record the holloween remakes sucked ass. You cant get through 2 minutes of these movies without seeing rob zombies fuck'n wife. We know she is hot rob. You don't have to shove it down our throats, and whats the deal with the fuck'n white horse? bad idea rob. just stick with original ideas like house of 1000 corpses and such. I have to admit the first remake was eeh and the second one sucked ass.

  • I had high expectations for Rob Zombie's Halloween and I could never imagine how horrible it turned out to be. I agree it's the worse Halloween movie ever made. One of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life.

  • @o2theh I thought the remake of Godzilla was slightly worse to me.

  • I just hope you guys stay true to yourselves- I mean with the whole Into the Deadpit film and the possibility of a bigger fan base, will you kiss Zombie's ass if he confronts you face-to-face. Hey, I agree w/ this review and love how adament you guys are, but will you bow in the face of fame/money/ Rob Zombie?

  • Rob Zombie should be publicly hung and left to rot for what he did to Hallowe'en.

  • @thatdoomguy666

    Or if you go into it thinking the first two halloween movies, were perfect the way they were, and then rent them and watch you realize he. Completly Bastardized them, and it doesn't matter, because the movie is rubbish.

  • How the fuck did he bastardize the original films!?!?!?! THEY'RE STILL THERE, AND STILL THE WAY THEY WERE WHEN THEY CAME OUT.

  • I totally agree with you guys this movie really sucked.

  • How can you agree with these braindead hillbillys.

  • only the braindead people think rob zombie did better than carpenter

  • You guys totally hit it on the mark. Rob Zombie just does not understand what makes Michael Myers great. I still have a lot of the sequels to watch. Movie 6 is next, though I'm putting it off because I wanted a direct sequel to 5 where they explain why Michael has a black magic tattoo on his wrist, which I recently heard they don't.

  • The movie was fucking gay ,Rob Zombie made Michael so unreal How would a man take a .357 to the head and live?

  • Ugh, I hated the remake of Halloween. I can't believe this movie made $58 million at the box office. Why?

  • the original was a classic and rob zombie fucked it up carpenter is a genius made a great series. fuck you Rob Zombie and fuck the remakes

  • Alright Calm down you redneck fuck, and as for a great series, more like carpenter raped the original for all the money he could get.

  • how the fuck did he rape thee originals if he made them?? retard

  • Carpenter only made 1 Halloween (he produced 2 more). The series had originally nothing to do with Michael Myers. Infact his character was ENDED in Halloween 2 (1981). Halloween was going to be like the Twilight Zone, with every movie being different and having little to do with the previous installment. But Mustapha Akkad with his greedy ass wanted Myers back. This made Carpenter LEAVE. And besides, every sequal after Halloween 3 sucked ASS (except for H20).

  • i didnt know that. but even then Micheal Myers is a classic horror movie character and it was carpenter that thought him up.

  • And? Its a remake. Its supposed to be different. And how does this movie fuck up the originals? They're still there! They're still just as great as they were before this movie came out! And no one is making you watch Rob Zombies version! Stop crying and just ignore the Rob Zombie versions!

  • This movie was a piece of shit, thanks fellas.

  • Fo'real!?

  • he is going to remake the sequels now

  • Look this sequel is not going to be Awesome the first remake was a pile of crap what makes you think that this one is going any better Rob Zombie knowes nothen about filmmaking Suspense or anything hes trailer park white trash and porn that all he knows So don't tell me that this damn remake sequel is going to be so Awesome Rob Zombie is the worst film maker that I have ever seen

  • i agree i liked h1 and im gona go see h2

  • idk but rob zombies halloween micheal myers acts nothing like john capnters micheal micheal doesn't talk but rob zombie wanted him to. micheal killed his parnets in the 60's rob's version the fucking 80's. micheal is a strong charater not a pussy who dies in one shot the long hair shit has to go his mom is a striper wtf the whole preqaul shit sucked ass that kid did not remind of micheal at all just some emo type kid stick with the classic now thats good

  • Michael never killed his parents.

  • I agree 100% with you guys. I have no idea how anyone could like this piece of shit. There isn't enough room to go into how bad this film was. I will say that I hate how Rob Zombie pretends to be hardcore. Michael has a loving mother who strips. Not quite enough to push someone to kill. She should have fucked johns in front of him, and beat the shit out of him. That's not what i would have done, but if you want to wear the title of Hardcore take a cue from Henery: Portrait of a serial killer.

  • I would have rather seen "Michael Myers taking a dump for 2 hours". lol

  • fuck rob zombie

  • This move is so bad, I could watch Wendy Kaplan over and over again before I watch the remake one more time!

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  • LMAO...funniest comment to this video yet. You actually THINK that? Theres no help for you sir!

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  • "If it was the same as the 1978 classic, would you go watch it, i dont think you would." No, I don't think anyone would want to watch a direct remake of the original . I think the point is a remake of a CLASSIC shouldn't have been "reimagined "(or whatever word you want to use for rip-off) in the first place. Cummings sucked out the soul from the original. If everyone killed everyone else because they had a whore mom, a drunk father and a bad haircut when they were young everyone would be dead.

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  • Review is right on, this movie sucks balls.

    Anyone who says otherwise is deranged.

  • Well said gentleman.

    Long live John Carpenter.

  • movie was garbage

    hated it

    cant believe he's making another one

    keep butchering the classics

  • Yeah i agree,...i liked Halloween,...and i liked it better than the Friday the 13th re-do. I didnt think it was as  bad as it was made out to be. I was entertained, and Michael was Intimidating as hell being almost 7 damn feet tall. Ive seen every Halloween in the theater since the 1st.. "i was 8, lol" and yeah i think this is better than 4 on up,..i would rate them,,,1, 2, RZH etc,.

  • I think the movie was quite cool, not like shitty friday the 13th remake, it gave us something new instead of just using the hockey mask and a few ideas from previous parts, if You don`t like it just don`t watch it again, forget about it`s not really that important, it`s just a movie. I`m looking forward H2, I find it entertaining to watch modern days thriller made by a new hope of the horror genre. What else we got?? Michael Bay`s moneysucking Jason.??

  • Halloween Resurrection was pretty bad too, but wtf? Michael opened his eyes at the end of that one! It needs a sequel right from there. Fuck all these remakes, re-boots, re-imaginings.

  • I'm so glad you guys hated this film! I wish this movie had bombed! Had it bombed, we wouldnt be seeing Rob Zombies H2 coming out this AUG! Please H2 bomb at the box office!

  • Rob Zombie's Halloween was terrible! no, HORRIBLE!! the editing was horrible! The acting was horrible! The casting sucked! The writing sucked! The directing sucked! This movie was utter CRAP!

    It's really sad that his Aug. 26th that Rob Zombie's H2 is coming out :( WHY!!??

    He tried so hard to put so much input into the Myers character and explaining him.. why? When you explain to much of something, it waters it down and makes it non-scary! Rob made him a typical serial killer

  • I thought the remake sucked.

  • I can believe there making a sequel to such a crummy remake,and if you ask me,calling the next one H2 is a ripoff of Halloween:H20

  • theres a sequel coming Out!!!!!! NO god!

  • I agree with you halloween remake was awful i was dissapointed when i left the theatre. and rob zombie is coming back for halloween 2 hes calling it H2 cant wait to see your reviews when that hits theatres soon good luck with catcing that in theatres hope u dont get sold out.........peaceeeeeee

  • How is this movie so bad??? Im a huge Halloween fan and i thought rob zombie did a great job. Its not the original nor is it better!!! But saying it is the worst movie is just wrong. Ive seen much worse shit like high tension. Im looking forward to zombies next halloween installment...H2. And No creepshow 3 is a piece of shit. Rob's Halloween is way better.

  • ur a little winny bitch u know that

  • i do agreed, Zombie got caught in the commercialised world ever since The Devil's rejects got mainstream recognition. But give the guy a break...please. if you were, not an aspiring, but a present day horror movie director and a producer asked YOU to remake Halloween (the birth of slashers..)...wouldnt you feel proud to be asked. Personally, i feel it must have been daunting. Unfortunately, outside of the indie market, producers love just one thing - money. The remake made a lot...

  • iam sorry but iam a huge horror movie fan and to tell you the truth i actually liked halloween the remake i think rob zombie has a lot of potential to be a truly great horror director even tough it wasnt near as good as i thought it was going to be i still thought it was a lot better then most of the shit that comes out now a days in terms of horror

  • You can actually see Uncle Bill's soul being slowly sucked out of his body throughout the review and his faith in humanity corrupted by Rob Zombie's Halloween.

  • you throw a elementary school dictionary in a blender, set in on high, and u get the helloween remake script.

  • That, and these guys.

  • because you're an idiot

  • I think UB's face says it all.

  • this is why i love you guys , you tell it how it is !

  • Rob Zombie's Halloween gargled BALLS! Those rednecks are awesome :)

  • yup and next michael bay will butcher jason ...

    this is going to far . we must boycott the next friday the 13th remake if we want jason to live on .

  • You tell em Meg,for all you turtlecock's who dug that movie, get off your meds ya bunch of posers!

  • Oh and fucking by the way... i said can when i actually mean... CANT! honest mistake ;)

  • Megan needs to come down to KY and get Creepy wit it :)

  • The remake was a bunch of bullshit! You go CK and UB! Thanks for showing others that Rob can remake a fucking film to save his life. Oh, for those who keep dissing on these fine fucking rednecks.. you can either do two things... Die in a fire or Suck on dead donkey dick. You take your pick babies :P

    ~Meg~

  • I heard John Carpenter ate something in 1977 and then projectile shat out Rob Zombie's Halloween in 2007 and pried the rest out with a 2B pencil

  • idiot~!!!!!!!!!

  • EAT MY ASS!

  • I wasn't even talking to you I was talking to someone else but the comments are screwed up.

  • Oh..I take it back then...you rule sir :)

  • your welcome. I freaking hate the remake.

  • I thought it was bad,too.I think the remake for Godzilla was slightly worse.

  • well, I liked the first half of the movie. I liked the character developement of Michael. But the 2nd half, which is more like the remake of the original, sucked.

  • The only reason people took a big S#@t on part 3 (HAlloween 3:The Season of The Witch)is because it didn't have Micheal Myers in it.

    P.S. - Great Review.

    P.S.S. - I hate this movie to.Worst movie ever!

  • lol nice review and nice motel hell t shirt

  • pixxie u are right and so are you guys.its just a horrible movie.

  • i think this remake was a hunk of fucking shit.

  • you guys are so fuckin' funny

  • Jesus, I have never seen people more wrong.

    Halloween 8, CLOSER to the original? Give me a break. If any Halloween film was closer to the original, it was H20.

    This remake was the best horror remake in years, and I proudly own it. Mind you, I was not looking forward to itm yet I enjoyed it a helluva lot more than I thought.

    If you want to discuss it, message me.

  • Yeah this is better than 8 and III also. 8 was NOTHING like the original. I thinnk UB was just in shock and not thinking clearly. Kinda like carl Williams after the left hook.

  • In actuality 8 is much closer to the original than the remake. The key ingredient to the original was suspense! As bad as Ressurection was, at least it had some suspense in it. Rob Zombie's Halloween had zero.

  • this movie sucked worse then rob zombies music

  • ok this is the worst Halloween film ever its worse than Ressurection and 3 a.k.a Season of The Witch.Upcoming Video Review.

  • I did like one thing about Robs Zombie's Halloween watching his hot wife Sherrie Moon Zombie shes hot ! What do you all think ? lol

  • halloween 3 was crap cause, when you think of the halloween movies you think of michael myers thats why everyone hates halloween 3

  • Halloween 3 was not crap. No, it didn't have Michael. But what it was still a really cool Sci-Fi/Horror flick. It was 1000x's better than Rob Zombie's Halloween. And not everybody hate H3. There are some of us that were able to look passed there being no Michael and enjoy the movie.

  • Halloween III was one stupid movie that was lame as hell. Stupid un real story coupled with un interesting asshole characters nobody gave a shit about.

  • Halloween:Resserection was crap!

  • oh i agree. come on busta rhymes can kick michael myers ass?? i hardly think so.

  • I was stuck wtahcing it at a sleepover say last year.Biggest piece of shit I seen in a while.

  • oh my god. my boyfriend made me watch the work print of it. i was so bent on not watching it. and it was so bad that it angered me to my soul lol. he said the work print was better than the theatrical version. god id hate to see that then.

  • whoa

  • The movie is called "Halloween 3" not "Michael Myers 3!" Personally, I think it was better to approach the concept of Halloween itself rather than just the killer in the sequels. Don't get me wrong, I do like Michael Myers but his character was supposed to remain mysterious, and how long can that go on for? If anything bastardised the series, it was the sequels 4 to 8 in my opinion.

  • Have you really took a step back and looked at the actual story of Halloween. One of the worst and most lame I have ever seen. Mask come alive from a tv commercial and turn kids heads to snakes and bugs lol! This was retarded and borderline idiotic. It was a bad comic book gone wrong.

  • I HATE THAT MOVIE!This Movie Shouldn' have been REMADE!5/5 For Review!

  • Stylistically, I can totally understand anyone having problems with it when it goes all into Rob Zombie mod if they don't dig that hyper frantic pace. Any critic of the first 30 minutes however I just cannot understand at all because I thought it was totally new and awesome in every way.

    I revise my review when I have a chance to watch dvd.

  • What do I want? Boobs? Blood? Mayhem?

    NO!

    I want a PLOT!

  • the only reason so many people saw it was because of love for the original, plus, the new looked good, but of course, it sucked

  • The reason why 31 million people saw it is because of pure anticipation just like Starwars and Spiderman lets just hope that if halloween 2 is made that Mr. Zombie reconsiders the plot format or john carpenter finally says no. Sure he tried so did the people who remade psycho which it was a shot for shot remake basically Zombie should stick to his main talent music

  • yea i would of liked to seen the 2007 closet being remade again but rob zombies halloween WAS VERY GOOD ... i bet 32 mill will buy the dvd

  • OK FOR THE POINT MOTEL HELL SUCKED OK ur reviews suck rob did the best he could and it was awsome if it was so horrible WHY DID LIK 31 MILL PEOPLE SEE IT yea sum parts didnt make sense then sum of it did it was realy good ok then if it sucked so bad why did you buy tickets to see it yea i agree cussing was reaky bad and sum parts were bad but realy stop just stop

  • yeah the cussing was reaky bad...whack yo!

  • Thank you

  • DUDE THANK YOU!!!! now i won't spend the money to see it, i'll wait for it on DVD boot leg.

    GREAT CLIP!

    FUCKIN' FUNNY, AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR HONESTY!!!!!

    this is proof horror movie fans HAVE brains!

    MAIN REASON I LOST FAITH IN R. ZOMBIE...

    (in the Devil's Rejects)

    A dude gets shot in the neck, and the bullet hole was digital! FUCKIN' DIGITAL!!!!

    if he's such a Horror movie purist... why would he do that?????

  • "lighting device" lol

  • I CONCUR 100%! MOVIE IS SHIT!!!

  • LOL! Nice BONO glasses, CK. You look like the frickin' fly.

  • You guys are pretty much awesome. I love the reviews and dvd picks.

  • How can they make a sequel? Michael killed Dr. Loomis

  • you are the funniest peple ever in the world that I have seen

  • LOL

  • "Redneck" yet they're leaps and bounds more articulate than you. Why rednecks, because one of them is fat and because they have southern accents? Rob Zombie's movie would not be a cult classic, because the fact is, it's a mainstream movie. It'll be shelved off with all the other gore flicks of this decade. Doesn't it seem surprising that a film this BRUTAL was released around the same time that films like Hostel and Saw were getting notoriety?

  • The remake is a insult to decent slashers anywhere from 1960s to 1990s(when they were real badass) but most horror movies now days suck anyways though

  • i just dont understand why someone would want to remake or for lack of better words, attempt to remake any film that is still just as scary now as it was then. didnt anyone learn from the texas chainsaw massacr remake? its not that rob zombie is a bad director but he should stick to his original shit. damn moustapha akkad! damn him all to hell for selling the rights to that film. has it not suffered enough with resurrection and season of the witch?

  • i didnt think it was that bad it was pretty good

  • what was the deal with michael being like 8 feet tall lol ?

    and did you notice almost every guy in the movie had long hair ? that was so unrealistic

  • i think halloween 4,5, 6 ressurection, and the rob zombie remake were equally horrible .

  • i want that motel hell shirt !!

  • whats up with halloweens remake having 2 endings ?????

  • I saw the movie guys and I completely agree with Uncle Bill that it's probably the worst sequel out of every horror franchise. The BIGGEST problem with this movie was the pacing- not even an attempt at building up tension. It also had no flowing transitions between scenes at all, it's a 1/10 film. I could go on but my comment would exceed 500 characters.

  • The WORST sequel? Have you ever seen Scream 2?

  • I have to disagree, as your both wrong. I'm a huge Slasher an Italian Giallo lover and collector, and I've seen many worse sequels then Craven's Scream 2, actually. No disrespect ment but you haven't rent or bouoght or seen a lot of films, I would argue to say.

    And the new Halloween (2007) is a remake of Carpenter's original '78 film ...

  • Actually.....I own a lot of horror movies and have seen a ton.  Halloween 1978 is my favorite movie of all time. But scream 2 is the worst horror movie sequel. I'd say Toxic Avenger Part 2 is better than scream 2.

  • Scream 3 is alot worse than Scream 2....If you want to see a shitty sequel go watch Day of the Dead 2 or Creepshow 3!

  • Creepshow was pure shit.Scream 3 totally ruined the series.I'm afraid to see Day of the Dead 2.The 2004 remake must be better.

  • you guy's are right...I am a huge Halloween fan and part 3 season of the witch is better...lol..ROCK ON DEAD PIT!!!!

  • I can't think of anything more to say about it since you guys have pretty much said everything already. Rob Zombie's "Halloween" sucks. It's just the worst horror movie ever... apart from Captivity... and the ghostie one with no ghosts in it... oh and anything by Brain Damage... yup, apart from that it's still the worst.

  • Great reviews guys. But in the original Halloween, Myers got his clothes from the guy he killed on the way to Haddonfield, as shown in the scene were Loomis is calling the Sheriff.

  • I love it too how Zombie said in an interview he didn't want to just have some stuntman going around in a mask killing people. That's all this movie really was after the childhood shit! All us Halloween wanted was a movie that could save the franchise and make us love it again. We got fucked once again. BIG TIME! I've lost all hope for the Halloween series.

  • awesome review. As soon as the movie starts its fuck, fuck you, fuck you bitch, stfu, stfu bitch, some terrible skull fucking sentence...just nothing but white trash crap! Great script writing there! Too much childhood garbage made myers not even remotely scary.

  • my thoughts exactly.

    even part 8 had micheal as "evil" no matter how corny the surrounding movie was.

    but yeah, these guys hit the nail on the head.

    its a shame because i like rob zombie, and he claims he's a horror fan....i just dont understand how it came to this.

  • great review

  • I think I've watched this about three times today already. I'm trying to write my review for it for my horror website and am still at a loss for words. I even tried watching the workprint and couldn't make it through and it just made me more pissed off than depressed. I'm also having fun arguing with the people who actually liked this and am pointing them towards this. keep up the great work!

  • Agree on the profanity complex. Zombie is obessessed with that kind of material for some reason.