This is actually one of the more brilliant, creative, and insightful TED talks out there, and I've seen almost all of them. It's a bit stunning that it hasn't been rated higher. Pay attention to the actual message, and see how many startling and new connections he makes (Christ and ventriloquism!). Now compare that to, say, the TEDtalk "Felix Dennis' odes to vice and consequences," where the poetry is invariably trite and only occasionally 'new.' The difference? Dennis has a badass voice. Deep.
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This is some jackass trying to sound smart, but really everyone can see that in his desperate attempt to be unique, he lost all reason. Almost as pathetic as abstract drawing, a 2 year olds brain fart. No talent and no place on TED.
He's just sharing his idea to the world... and it's TED... can't blame him for that. Moreover, if you think the same as i am that his voice was mind-blowing, just switch it off like I what I will do in 15 seconds...
"That's the end of that. [I tell you that now so that you all might take the opportunity to bathe me in the applause and aural accolades of which I am so very deserving for engaging your puny intellects with rhetoric most droll.]"
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name will appea
I like alternative and deep perspectives on everyday life, comedians such as Michael Mcintyre and Dylan Moran are brilliant at them - but this guy sounds like like self indulgent prick. These overly arty types just piss everyone else off.
I was half expecting him to start explaining how much he suffers for his work.
I'm sorry I'm an electrician and his first story I found to be rather off. Yes a lot of switches do go click and make noises as their turned on and off. That is because of the general contractor or owner wasn't willing to spend $5 a switch and chose the .79 cent switch. Not because of the electrical contractor.
he speaks of the "architect" as if he was the savior of the unwashed masses.....and the "some contractor" which he so easily dismisses, has probably had to save his bacon on missed design many many times. Oh yes, I know these architects, I save their asses daily....
This guy is 1) not funny 2) speaking in monotone and 3) WAY to in love with his own voice which is absoultly hideous. I could only go about half way through before shutting off that awful sound
i'm going to go ahead and ignore this video (after all who cares about substance?) and instead claim this territory as nastydhl's 'second' because I DO get a sense of satisfaction by showing off something meaningless...it's almost my form of rap music except instead of bragging about how I have more money than you I'm bragging about how much of an internet addicted loser I am
Wtf?
jimbrown257 2 years ago
This is actually one of the more brilliant, creative, and insightful TED talks out there, and I've seen almost all of them. It's a bit stunning that it hasn't been rated higher. Pay attention to the actual message, and see how many startling and new connections he makes (Christ and ventriloquism!). Now compare that to, say, the TEDtalk "Felix Dennis' odes to vice and consequences," where the poetry is invariably trite and only occasionally 'new.' The difference? Dennis has a badass voice. Deep.
MellumFellum 2 years ago 2
I thought that was john malkovich talking at first.
No Joke.
runescape332 2 years ago
Monotone story telling. Polite applause. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
MrCrammer 2 years ago
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This is some jackass trying to sound smart, but really everyone can see that in his desperate attempt to be unique, he lost all reason. Almost as pathetic as abstract drawing, a 2 year olds brain fart. No talent and no place on TED.
ashtray45 2 years ago
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This guy is on TED?!? EXCUSE ME?!
cihge 2 years ago
He's just sharing his idea to the world... and it's TED... can't blame him for that. Moreover, if you think the same as i am that his voice was mind-blowing, just switch it off like I what I will do in 15 seconds...
Juggernaughty824 2 years ago 4
I need a translator here... or maybe two.
...srsly tho, wtf?
cihge 2 years ago
Better than Eve Ensler, god she made no fucking point at all, I tore her up in my video.
MysteryManoLove 2 years ago
It reminds me a little bit to the voice of Jhon malkovich, but less entertainment, and pretty boring to be honest, i almost fall asleep.
niniomigrania 2 years ago
The public should snap their fingers instead of applauding, that would complete the beatnik poetry feeling to his voice
cthulhex 2 years ago
i should listen to this before i go to sleep =P
but aside from that its very thought provoking
waitingastar 2 years ago 4
his language is unique -- this guy is currently blowing my mind
hairbird 2 years ago 5
"That's the end of that. [I tell you that now so that you all might take the opportunity to bathe me in the applause and aural accolades of which I am so very deserving for engaging your puny intellects with rhetoric most droll.]"
Treknologist 2 years ago
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name will appea
Froggymama123 2 years ago
Why did they invite this clown?
LacusOdii 2 years ago
omg I fell asleep after halfway through
Danelleya 2 years ago
I don't got a problem with the click, sounds like "Begin"
uexplorer 2 years ago
I love how he talks.
DaVeej 2 years ago 6
dude he sounds like a super boring priest in a church, so glad i dont have to go tehre anymore :|
spencer7890 2 years ago 2
test
kriptonis 2 years ago
Very interesting and intriguing.
If you don't have patience and like to think or don't appreciate art and poetry, don't watch this.
kidmecha 2 years ago
I like alternative and deep perspectives on everyday life, comedians such as Michael Mcintyre and Dylan Moran are brilliant at them - but this guy sounds like like self indulgent prick. These overly arty types just piss everyone else off.
I was half expecting him to start explaining how much he suffers for his work.
ScepticalPenguin 2 years ago 2
Not boring. Very entertaining.
facelessone86 2 years ago
he sounds a bit like john malkovitch
simchamo 2 years ago 3
good for him he can sell his comic book
Chavalierdeon 2 years ago
he puts ma to sleep... good night.
icey0076 2 years ago
Wonderful!
JLProud 2 years ago
so...bored...losing...will...to...live...soul...leaving..body...must...get...nachos.
ratholin 2 years ago 2
what the fuck is this dude talking about.... light switch sounds?????
325982668 2 years ago
What's boring is the tumorous capitalist growth at the end.
ExMachine 2 years ago
Whoa Ben! calm down...
gr1283 2 years ago
borring
Icrokis187 2 years ago
I wouldn't have said "boring" but it did put me to sleep. He has a soporific voice quality.
Angaraman 2 years ago 2
I'm sorry I'm an electrician and his first story I found to be rather off. Yes a lot of switches do go click and make noises as their turned on and off. That is because of the general contractor or owner wasn't willing to spend $5 a switch and chose the .79 cent switch. Not because of the electrical contractor.
HAH1970 2 years ago
This guy needs to keep on keeping on. It is great to listen to his view and insight on ordinary things. It is poetry.
tepozjonny 2 years ago
why does he tlk like that with his s's its annoying
logicalcognition 2 years ago
Geezus, is everyones comment here negative? This was a breath of fresh air!
Pure poetry!
rowanrockhopper2 2 years ago
it's faux intellectualism... bullshit that sounds great but is meaningless or half-baked and uninformed... anti-TED.
FOUADMKHAN 2 years ago
It sounds like he's reading the text of a graphic novel he's showing slides of, like beat poetry set to images.
I kind of dig it...
theseanze 2 years ago 2
I agree. I really dig it.
I saw the best minds of my generation...
DesireSpasm 2 years ago
he speaks of the "architect" as if he was the savior of the unwashed masses.....and the "some contractor" which he so easily dismisses, has probably had to save his bacon on missed design many many times. Oh yes, I know these architects, I save their asses daily....
acaraway1 2 years ago
Think you missed the point of the line.
jonsuther 2 years ago
Well, seeing as you feel unappreciated, thanks for your hard work.
Im not involved with the industry though :P
rowanrockhopper2 2 years ago
I'd love to draw a dick on this guys forehead
aarondkeogh 2 years ago 2
lol
beeohhski 2 years ago
TED is doing its damnedest lately to get me to unsubscribe...
codbug 2 years ago
I am most agreeable to that
acaraway1 2 years ago
Why dont you?
rowanrockhopper2 2 years ago
hahaha yeah I hear ya
Archael2 2 years ago
This guy is 1) not funny 2) speaking in monotone and 3) WAY to in love with his own voice which is absoultly hideous. I could only go about half way through before shutting off that awful sound
user11235813213455 2 years ago
This is trying too hard. Anything more substantive would have been better.
henjokongo 2 years ago
Crap video. Shouldn't someone be able to speak normally to be a TED speaker? One of the worst talks in a while. Way to fucking go!
Ikhalis 2 years ago
Zoidberg lives!
beriukay 2 years ago 2
HOLY CRAP IT IS ZOIDBERG!
Cyllid 2 years ago 4
very disappointing... a pretentious Andy Warhol imitation
Atoyota 2 years ago
i was waiting for the talk to be meaingful...in the end I want my 13 minutes back.
bararistheman 2 years ago
I was more entertained by the BMW advertisement at the end of the video...
CirqueDuCloud 2 years ago
I'm confused by this clip, what was the message?
Hindsite502 2 years ago
That people with a self imposed speech impediment can get the mic at TED's and spout their prosthetic musings.
namnack 2 years ago
how annoying is this guys voice
CheeezMaster 2 years ago
This guy sounds more monotone than Ben Stein on the Wonder Years.
BottomContributor 2 years ago
yea. i think he sounds a lot like john malkovich!!
rackslap 2 years ago
OMG, that was Ben Stein?
namnack 2 years ago
pretty cool. nice artwork.
Airave 2 years ago 2
Can't stand this guy's voice for more than a minute.
trylonperisphere 2 years ago
praise to you for holding on so long..
37 seconds myself...
namnack 2 years ago
Highscore! Got all the way to 2:13. But then the Mushroom killed me as I tried to go down the green pipe... Uhm...
HubertCumberdale22 2 years ago
TED is not what it used to be 'mfraid...
What's next.."How amoeba's can help to turn our faeces into a bio fuel"?
Oh no, they posted that last week...
namnack 2 years ago
nice commercial at the end? How come the dont mention how much carbon and fuel would we save if we switched to electric cars? wonder why...
crayzal 2 years ago
i'm going to go ahead and ignore this video (after all who cares about substance?) and instead claim this territory as nastydhl's 'second' because I DO get a sense of satisfaction by showing off something meaningless...it's almost my form of rap music except instead of bragging about how I have more money than you I'm bragging about how much of an internet addicted loser I am
NastyDHL 2 years ago 4
having missed your 'claim' by at least 30 seconds, i can only imagine how excruciatingly embarrassed you must now feel.
snoggerforce76 2 years ago 3
I hope you are being as sarcastic as I was :p
NastyDHL 2 years ago
Hold on a mo'...am I getting this right, your saying rap music is shallow!!???!!....
Epithany....:)
lukessummer 2 years ago
What is this trash?
Why hasn't TED posted the talk by Nassim Taleb?
MrFrankBullitt 2 years ago
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oxygenownz 2 years ago