@BlueHuntress123 *tips imaginary hat* I've finished the first book, but it'll be a while longer before I can begin the second. College tends to absorb every spare second.
i played the game with.... milk... ew... mow i have a headache i counted the word twat and another word that i cant remember and got 18 shots. the milk is almost gone
Sorry But Your Wrong She looks Nothing Like The Author When She Was Younger , The Author Said In The Interviews That Bella Is Totally Different To Her, And You Are Saying That She Bitches, Your Bitching About Twilight, and Stephanie Is Not Lazy, Its Just Your Immature and your seeing the worst in everything, you could never write a book like that so fuck you
@xtwilightrocksx But, seriously, despite your claims, people have actually compared Meyer's description of Bella with a picture of herself, and it was a perfect match.
Meyer can say whatever she likes, but that does not make it so. People lie, you know.
I'm ranting, not bitching. There's a difference.
Yes, she is.
Actually, I see good in a lot of things, and have even pointed out a few things in Twilight that had potential.
I would certainly hope I could never write a book like that.
@xtwilightrocksx yes she does. get over yourself and start realizing the facts. I have a question. Why would you delibertatly look at an abridged series of twilight(which you love so much) when abridged series only EVER make fun of the material? (examples: naruto abridged, yugioh abridged, pokeman abridged, TWILIGHT ABRIDGED. just to name a few)
@xtwilightrocksx i'm sorry but stephanie myer spewed those pages up, its not called a book its called rotting vomit. i've read twilight, its bullshit i couldn't believe that it was published.
YGOA is by LittleKuriboh. If I tried to be too much like him, I'd be known as "the guy who copied LIttleKuriboh". >.>
To be honest, I'd at one point attempted to actually read the book, doing voices and all that, whilst making commentary throughout. ..ended up being a good 45 minutes per chapter.
I may, in the future, attempt an alternate abridge style, but I'd still avoid trying to be too similar to LK. LK's great, to be sure, but I don't want to be just an imitation.
I think abridged series should make the "doesnt make sense" part in the original book really funny. and the whole twlight thing doesnt make any sense so it should be really really funny, not just "ok she bitched about this, and that ,and that, see the book is crap!"
i acturally like twlight because it is so "funny" and i am going to watch the other chapter today, see if they are better than this 1.
Damn. I read chapter one just now. It was tolerable, the bitching indeed seem to be a character flaw, but then the Cullens... Oh, the Cullens... I feel quite honestly sick now.
Convincing arguement of what?All you showed me was that what everyone else thinks is wrong and because youre biased that is how everyone should think and this is how the book was meant to be portrayed.You havent proved anything because you cant even admit When StephM.Does something right,as in not being a follower,no matter how many times i tell you she can do what she wants.You have one thought and it sticks and youre so ready to get your opinion out you block out my point and turn them around
Okay, you continuously call me biast yet you are doing the same thing. You won't admit that Meyer has done something wrong.
Oh, I know what Meyer did right. She wrote a book that appeals to the illiterate pre-teens oh today's society. In other words, she knew pre-teens would eat this stuff up and not care about her writing or plot (or lack of.)
THE POINT OF AN ARGUMENT IS TO TURN THE OTHER PERSONS POINT AROUND IDIOT. That's why they're called DEBATES. You debate the other's point :/
No, I never once was biased, I told you what I didn't like in the twilight book. You never once admitted to StephM actually doing something, which she has. And just because you don't like twilight, everyone who reads it is illiterate or plots in books? Thats our opinion if we like it, what's it to YOU? It doesn't make someone dumb to like something you don't.
What do I like in the Twilight books? I actually enjoy the prologues. Although they aren't written very well it's a very good idea to capture the readers attention. (That is before Bella starts bitching. Then it's lost again.)
Listen here, The good messages in twilight are so simple that I dont even need to list them. Simple ones like "be committed to the one you love" or teamwork and friendship, and family matters. its like so simple.Also,getting along like they did in the book with the Volturi, its so simple and there, does it need to be laid out, or are you dumb?All you focus on is what you dont like about the book and try and make the book automatically bad. I would like you to answer to my other comments :/
Bad messages in Twilight. 1) Looks > Personality. 2) Treat others like scum, get rewarded. 3) Ugly people are evil. 4) Abusive boyfriends are hot. 5) Research, who needs research? I'll make up my own creature and stick a label on it. 6) Mary-Sues are your best friends. 7) Purple prose is ... romantic? 8) Obsessive love is a good thing. 9) Plots? Who needs them. 10) Sparkles are sexy.
And for number 5, because, Vampires arent a real creatures honey. There is no guide to go by. You can make them anyway you want, even sparkly, Thats how StephM. did it. It it was a best seller. So, Im guesing people like sparkly vampires opposed to bloody typical ones for a change, you'll just have to get over it. How does that sound?
No, I won't debate because you've yet to provide your side of the argument.
One does not have to debate debates on his side of the story until the other person has provided theirs.
In other words, I have to right to ignore all your posts until you provide your side of the argument. At which point I will happily debate you arguments on my own points.
You're ignoring because you are wrong. I have laid out points but you continue to dance around them.
You have nothing to say. Answer my other comments, You always assume I avoid your comments/messages but you're sitting here doing it to me. Like you said before, I win by default because YOU dont wanna asnwer.
Also, lets note. Meyer admitted to there being rules about vampires. In an interview she said "I didn't research vampires because I didn't want to see how many rules I was breaking." In that sentence alone Meyer not only admits to there being rules, she admits to breaking them.
Yes, Meyer probably was kidding about that because she knows the typical vampire. And plus she did it how she wanted to anyway? And guess what? It was a best seller. So if she wrote a typical boring vampire book, it probably would not have made it that far. She is right for doing it how she wants, anyway she likes. everything someone says isnt literal. Loosen up and stop being so tight about everything everyone says. Probably why you have no life.
Look at Meyer's tone of voice when she says it. You can tell she's not kidding. Actually she seems a little squirmy when answering. She tries to skip right over the question.
Being a bestseller doesn't make a book good. Twilight is a fad, something that, in 3 years time will be completely forgotten about. Also, note that Bella-Sue is a horrible character. However teenage girls LOVE Mary-Sues.
Anyway Meyer could have EASILY just named her creatures something else.
If someone likes it then its good to THEM.You dont decide how other people should feel about the book.And obviously they must do since she sold millions of copies.And okay, if she wasn't kidding,she still made up her mind to write something of her own,because she didnt care, and her not being a complete follower to the typical vampire stories got her a best seller.What youre saying is for it to be a good vampire book she has to follow other peoples thought on a vampire?She did what she wanted to
I said that Meyer should stick to the traditional vampire, not the traditional vampire story. But seriously, Twilight is not original in the slightest. So you have any clue how many vampire romance novels there are? Literally hundreds and they all share the same attributes Twilight does.
Vampires do exist, in mythology. Smeyers creations stray too far from what a vampire truly is.
Either way, the point of that point was to say that Meyer researched almost NOTHING before writing her novel. That's a sign of a very bad writer indeed.
Yeah right, now you sound very dumb. Im suppose to believe vampire exist? It is FICTION. It can be changed to become something new. Yeah right. And plus she doesnt have to research a damn thing. Did J.K. Rowling research wizardry?
We all know what a "vampire" is, no need to do extra work for no reason.
Vampires DO exist. In mythology. YES YOU DO HAVE TO RESEARCH STUFF. You think I sound dumb. Every fiction writer researches before writing their story.
Yea, J.K.Rowling probably DID research wizardry. Not to mention she ACTUALLY STAYS TRUE TO WHAT WIZARDS ARE.
So, what you are saying is I could make a character a purple dog with a sugar high and call it a vampire? According to you I can.
See, you're defending something you arent even sure of. If youre going to attack StephM for not researching then you need to do the same for J.K. Rowling. And you wont because you just dont like twilight, if you did, you wouldnt be saying this stuff right now. Because you dont know how to seperate your opinion from what the book is about to other people. Yep sure can, its called FICTION(FAKE) if someone wants to read about a purple dog and it becomes a best seller then so be it
Except that Rowling DID do research while Meyer DIDN'T.
So why would he have to attack Rowling for not doing something that she did, simply because he's attacking Meyer for not doing something she didn't? It doesn't make any sense.
And, for clarification, Rowling did a lot of research. From the time she first thought of the concept for the story, it was a good five years before the first book was released.
That time was spent doing research, developing the story, editing, and so on and so forth.
For Meyer, not so much. She brags about having finished the writing in six months of having come up with the idea, the rest of the time being spent finding an agent and publisher.
So.., the only reason he's defending her is because he dead out hates Twilight. SEE, hes SOOO biased he cant admit anything. He didnt know whether or not she did research, yet he still tried to defend her,. Defending her and not even knowing. Thats being totally biased and just pure hate towards Twilight.
no, i didnt know when i was linked and no i came to the video because he linked me and i seen him comment so i replied and had to put him in his place so kthnxbye you loser, you sound like a 35 year old man with no wife or life. if you arent 35 thats a shame you sound old get a life im done with you and gr33nbitch.
Omg!!!! Youre the one acting like you know what EVERYONE thinks. I NEVER said i knew what everyone think. You're the one swearing you know how people should do this and that. WTF. i cant believe you actually said that when this whole time ive been saying to you was "You dont know what other people thin. etc" and now youre trying to say the same to me?! Are you kidding me. Youre the one thinking everyone who likes twilight is a teenage bitch or whatever just because they like twilight. Wtf man...
I never said that I know what everyone thinks either :/ You are straight up telling ZAX the reasons I defend Rowling.
I think that you prove that Twilight has a lot of teenage bitches. I think what you fail to understand is I am referring to the masses, not you or anyone else in particular. Not to mention I'm giving my opinions on why Twitards like the series ect. MY OPINION ... :/
You, on the other hand acted as though you knew what I in particular was thinking.
And if you knew you wouldn't have said "Probably". You sir, are a dumbass, i cant even stress that enough. You're so stubborn and think you're oh-so right. Go to hell you fag.
"Good novels take time to write and plot" Again, you're opinion of a good book.
All we know is that Rowling spent 5 years plotting the books. No one knows 100% if she research wizards. However, since her wizards fit the definition of a wizard we can assume she PROBABLY did. She may not of but she probably did.
I wouldn't be calling me a dumbass when dumb ass is two words :/
No, not my opinion. It's fact. Writers have to plot out their books before writing. Else there is plot holes, which Twilight is full of.
She shall bitch about how lonely she is, she will then bitch about how irritated she is about school and boys, she bitched about bitching because she bitched to her dad about hurting her knee... which was a bitch.
I guess the most funniest part is, is that fans take this way to seriously. I'll admit that I like the idea of it (true love, hot vampire guys ect.) but I think the books suck as well. I mean seriously? Sparkly Vampires?! And really, no girl in her right mind would be friends with a guy they barely know when he says that he honestly has the urge to kill you.
No apparently Meyer actually looked up the rainiest place in the US and Forks was it. (Note that Meyer seemed to think Forks was more important then the vampires, since she never look them up at all :/)
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I laughed so hard at "Then Bella stares at her truck, admiring it while bitching about it at the same time."
Its been like what? 10 days since we "argued" and you still fucking linking me! Quit it get a fucking life! Do you NOT have anything better to do? Seriously? GET A GIRLFRIEND! Why are you on twilights balls?! Like goddamn! Im sick of you! are you jealous that we HAVE lives? You piece of shit stop linking me you're so obsessed!!! STOP IT. GET.A.LIFE. Why are you so on something you hate? I dont get it whatsoever. Dont link me asshole. Im done
She was talking to me ZAX. I linked her to a whole bunch of AntiTwilight videos in attempt to show her the other side of the argument. Sadly her brain is only mature enough to handle Meyer's purple prosed sparkles.
Dont try and bring me liking twilight into this. Leave me the fuck alone! You're the one who linked me! How are you gonna block ME, when you're the one giving me the damn videos! I should block YOU, you faggot.
I dont give a shit shut the fuck up! Dont comment about me like Im not here! Why are so so obsessed with me? 10 days later you give me a new fucking video? Do you have a life? Answer me. And no honey, you aren't the smartest person on the planet so dont act like you're smarter than me. What does my intelligence have to do with misunderstanding? You made alot of mistake and typos when we argued so that makes you a dumbass just like me huh? Do you think i care if faggot is offensive? NO. piss off
1) Again, you being literal, I guess you dont know what a phrase is.
2) Oh wow I make a typo and now Im automatically retarded. Pfft.
3)the only reason I didnt understand was because you respond in lightning speed multiple times.
4) Wtf? You never even ASKED for me to show you anything. And plus you know the typos you made, you need someone else to give you proof for everything?
5)Do you have a clue of how much of a life you dont have?
Do you go out? I think your "life" revovles around Twilight
2) I was actually referring to your general lack of English skills as a whole. Not to mention your inability to accept another's opinion and your unawareness to what good writing actually is.
3) Wait ... what? YOU choose how fast you read something :/
4)I shouldn't need to ask. You should defend your point with proof. I probably made a few typos, but they were actual typos, not errors in my English.
5) Thank you for repeating the same thing ... again :/
Typo, errors in "English", same thing! It was a mistake.
And no, You respond so fast that I miss half the messages you send. Thats why it seems like to YOU i dont know what Im taking about. Yeah, you dont have to ask because you know the typos you made, this isnt a debate. You havent showed me proof of anything either. And yes you're welcome, maybe you'll realize how much of a Anti-twilight loser you are.
I'm not talking about your typos I'm talking about your general lack of respect for the English language in general along with disrespect for good literature/writing.
I know reading is hard for you. Take your time, no need to rush. Sound out the words.
You have NO clue how to build an argument do you? Sigh, I already gave you the bad messages in Twilight about 5 times. But sadly my writing was too "lightening speed" for you :/
Is that all you can say? The only way you can get around me being right is by trying to insult my intelligence. Its okay, You dont have to admit. And plus no you're writing was lightening speed for me, im saying thats how fast you respond because obviously you aren't doing anything but just sitting at the computer waiting for me to respond. Probably the only exciting thing that happens to you.
No, from the time we argued, you called me stupid, I just starting saying you have no life. So no you cant.
I reply right away too, thats because if i dont, i look like i dont know what im talking about according to you. But now that i do, i still dont know what im talking about.?
And uuh i dont think time stopped and tis been 1:30 everyday of your life.
Throughout our entire argument you said I had no life. That I couldn't read. That I was too stupid to understand you, that I was ugly. Actually your FIRST comment to me was something along the lines of. "God you must be ugly, wasting all your time on the computer talking about Twilight."
You are waiting by your computer waiting to reply to my message right now. Therefor you are doing the same thing you accused me of doing.
No, Im talking about our entire time doing this whole..whatever this is. Since we've sent messages! And no i dont recall ever once saying you was ugly. By the time Im dont typing I see about 1-2 comments waiting to be replied to. Your always the one getting done before me.
I will happily find the comment that you called me ugly. I would also like to point out that you called me retarded as well, which is much worse then stupid as retard offends those with handicaps too.
Is that all you can say? The only way you can get around me being right is by trying to insult my intelligence. Its okay, You dont have to admit. And plus no you're writing was lightening speed for me, im saying thats how fast you respond because obviously you aren't doing anything but just sitting at the computer waiting for me to respond. Probably the only exciting thing that happens to you.
Those are good ones too. Shemiliarockie's (SP?) "What is a Sue?" video is good as well. Yes, she would have LOVED the faeries video aha.
Do you know what she said to me?
She told me Meyer was SMART for not putting morals into her story, because no one cares about the morals in fiction books. She also didn't know what the moral in "The Three Little Pigs," was. You can tell she's a real deep thinker XD
Remember, we're talking to Twitards now. We have to dumb ourselves down a bit XD
Seriously though, how can someone think that morales in fiction books are pointless. Non-fiction books may have morals in them, but they're main objective is not to teach them. The Twitards are just trying to find ways to defend Meyer's lack of writing ability.
P.S. I'm sorry for sending this ... illiterate thing to your video. If I knew she would explode I wouldn't have. But, you have to admit, it's funny :P
Wait, No, I never said fiction books didnt have morales. What I mean is the example i gave you for 3 little pigs was a bad one. You kept saying Twilight had bad morales. So I was saying since 3LP can have a good and bad morale, so can twilight. But yet, you keep being biased saying it as if twilight has ALL bad morales. You're just finding the smallest things in twilight and making it into something it doesnt need to be because you are very bored with your life.
Bad morales/messages, same thing you know what im talking about dont sit here and act like you cant understand. TLP doesnt have bad messages? I can say the same thing for Twilight! According to your logic, if you think really hard into the book ("like a good reader should",like you said.) You can find find a bad message in any book. And a GOOD one. So shut the fuck up already.
You're so biased you think everything you say is right and im wrong. At least I know about both sides.
And its not a debate about lists, because at the end its about opinions, and your not providing facts, your only giving your opinion and what YOU get out of the book. You dont speak for everyone else.
And no, im not avoiding your dumb list, I just think what I think, tis not like what you say is gonna change my life, Im sure what I say wont change yours so what the fuck?
SMeyer doesn't know crap about anything in general, except how to brainwash mindless teenage girls, which is positively obvious to people such as ourselves. ;)
I think I commented on this like five times already... but what the hell... I'll go again.
Edward... who apparently appears to hate her guts... if only it would stay that way.
AMEN! Then this mockery of a work of literature would never have been published. Honestly, you said everything I was thinking while reading chapter one.
You, sir, are awesome, and deserve shiny new internets for this.
balllkrusher 10 months ago
If you want to abridge twilight, just say Twilight=My Immortal, and leave it at that.
Greener221 11 months ago 5
The 20 people who disliked this video are Twitards.
ChurchOfArceus 1 year ago
Bella bitches way too much. This is funny. She bitches about her situation, about her dad, about the town, about her car, about everything...nice...
Like said, this is hilarious.
Amari412 1 year ago
I like the twilight series but i accually find your commentary hillarious :D
Keep up the good work!
BlueHuntress123 1 year ago 3
@BlueHuntress123 *tips imaginary hat* I've finished the first book, but it'll be a while longer before I can begin the second. College tends to absorb every spare second.
ZaxfromTSdC 1 year ago
"If you can't picture what Bella looks like, imagine the author as a teenager and that is about right." XD so true
tallblondasian 1 year ago 7
i played the game with.... milk... ew... mow i have a headache i counted the word twat and another word that i cant remember and got 18 shots. the milk is almost gone
yusaikthewolf 1 year ago
lol! So true!
loneronline 1 year ago
Ugh...so much water...
phoenixhart17 1 year ago
PLaying the drinking game... I am now suffering liver damage from green tea. She bitches THAT much.
Randompersonnumber3 1 year ago 4
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Sorry But Your Wrong She looks Nothing Like The Author When She Was Younger , The Author Said In The Interviews That Bella Is Totally Different To Her, And You Are Saying That She Bitches, Your Bitching About Twilight, and Stephanie Is Not Lazy, Its Just Your Immature and your seeing the worst in everything, you could never write a book like that so fuck you
xtwilightrocksx 1 year ago
@xtwilightrocksx NO U!
ZaxfromTSdC 1 year ago
@xtwilightrocksx But, seriously, despite your claims, people have actually compared Meyer's description of Bella with a picture of herself, and it was a perfect match.
Meyer can say whatever she likes, but that does not make it so. People lie, you know.
I'm ranting, not bitching. There's a difference.
Yes, she is.
Actually, I see good in a lot of things, and have even pointed out a few things in Twilight that had potential.
I would certainly hope I could never write a book like that.
ZaxfromTSdC 1 year ago 20
@xtwilightrocksx yes she does. get over yourself and start realizing the facts. I have a question. Why would you delibertatly look at an abridged series of twilight(which you love so much) when abridged series only EVER make fun of the material? (examples: naruto abridged, yugioh abridged, pokeman abridged, TWILIGHT ABRIDGED. just to name a few)
yusaikthewolf 1 year ago
@xtwilightrocksx You're right, he could never write a book like twlight....because he'd write something BETTER
gangman5 1 year ago
@xtwilightrocksx i'm sorry but stephanie myer spewed those pages up, its not called a book its called rotting vomit. i've read twilight, its bullshit i couldn't believe that it was published.
marneyhey 1 year ago
Isn't it ironic how they have a fan on in a place where it apparently rains 24/7
TheApplepeel 1 year ago
You're voice sounds wierd, like you're trying REALLY HARD to not laugh and you practiced this...or are reading it.
YnangelGOTH 1 year ago 6
@YnangelGOTH Kind of a mix of all three, actually. I tend to pre-script a bit, during which I read through the chapter and jot down my thoughts.
ZaxfromTSdC 1 year ago
That's a lot of BITCHING 8D
You now have ten thousand AND ONE fangirls now.
*subscribes*
Lillisaurus 2 years ago
I could have read the Wikipedia article, but it isn't as entertaining as this.
NishinTheGreat 2 years ago
Twat XD
I love that word
duckielover151 2 years ago
She should never call anyone a nerd....she may end up working for one some day.
2sdInCommand 2 years ago 6
To be honest this is not funny.......
i didnt mean twlight is good by that....but....
twlight is the best book to be mocked and you should have done better than this...just like the yugioh abridged.
qianhenhuiyu 2 years ago
Why would I want to be known as "the guy who copied LittleKuriboh"?
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
i thought it is made by littlekuriboh?
your review is basicly all about "how bad twlight is" which is something everyone already knew.....
btw 0.45 - 0.57 is great. good job for this part.
qianhenhuiyu 2 years ago
YGOA is by LittleKuriboh. If I tried to be too much like him, I'd be known as "the guy who copied LIttleKuriboh". >.>
To be honest, I'd at one point attempted to actually read the book, doing voices and all that, whilst making commentary throughout. ..ended up being a good 45 minutes per chapter.
I may, in the future, attempt an alternate abridge style, but I'd still avoid trying to be too similar to LK. LK's great, to be sure, but I don't want to be just an imitation.
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
I think abridged series should make the "doesnt make sense" part in the original book really funny. and the whole twlight thing doesnt make any sense so it should be really really funny, not just "ok she bitched about this, and that ,and that, see the book is crap!"
i acturally like twlight because it is so "funny" and i am going to watch the other chapter today, see if they are better than this 1.
and good luck for your future work.
qianhenhuiyu 2 years ago 2
Thank God I didn't find anything stronger than eggnog and rum.
reyechan 2 years ago
Edward Cullen is one of the worst written characters I've ever encountered. Twilght Sucks forever and ever!
GinnyStoleMyMan 2 years ago 3
Haha, lurve it
DynamicScherzo 2 years ago
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omg i watched like...20 seconds of this...i almost died...so fucking boring!!
VampireMoon869 2 years ago
Which is saying something, because this is more entertaining than the books it's based upon.
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
lol yeah.
VampireMoon869 2 years ago
and taking 15 seconds to tell everyone who doesn't care what you think about this video is more exciting? use your time wisely.
vegagundam2 2 years ago
ahahha, twat xD
fuzzyfriendzie 2 years ago
I'll be drunk in a second (and I'm drinking dr pepper)...
This will be my next party theme: twilight drinkng game, hell..
3242190 2 years ago
AWESOME. You made fun of Little Meyer! :D
This is going to be a fun afternoon, yes?
btw, that is an EPIC months-long fight going on in the comments. XD
I don't know if I should feel ashamed of being a teen girl or not. :/
AlmightySeaKelp 2 years ago
that was amazing XD very funny and true how "bitch" comes up in almost every sentence :D
invaderzimislove1 2 years ago
Haha,I love twilight but this is way more epic XD lol Bella does bitch too much
JeniferKaiba 2 years ago 4
Better go buy some grape juice for tonight (only 14).
EternalSoul175 2 years ago
Let me try.
Ahem.
Faggot and Bella have kids.
Lemoncode 2 years ago 33
you should be a writer, XD
I'd buy your books...
3242190 2 years ago
I have written a few pieces of literature, you can find them on my DeviantArt.
Lemoncode 2 years ago
This should have been published instead of the Meyer's suck-fest.
Kat1112008 2 years ago 2
Damn. I read chapter one just now. It was tolerable, the bitching indeed seem to be a character flaw, but then the Cullens... Oh, the Cullens... I feel quite honestly sick now.
JFMello1116 2 years ago 4
Dude, you're a genius! I shall be downloading the MP3s once I've listened to them all! Keep it up!
Brightcynder 2 years ago
This is clearly how twilight should have been written. It's...epic man!
Joucelin 2 years ago
Well, I'm off to bed. It's 2:06 and I lost about 1046 brain cells talking to you.
Have a nice day in sparkle town.
P.s. if you could only find 1 thing to debate in my argument of 10 points, I believe I posted a rather convincing argument. Or, are you just to lazy.
I'd say both are accurate.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
Convincing arguement of what?All you showed me was that what everyone else thinks is wrong and because youre biased that is how everyone should think and this is how the book was meant to be portrayed.You havent proved anything because you cant even admit When StephM.Does something right,as in not being a follower,no matter how many times i tell you she can do what she wants.You have one thought and it sticks and youre so ready to get your opinion out you block out my point and turn them around
Kaity11 2 years ago
The only thing SMeyer did right was appeal to the lowest common denominator and snag 'em hook, line, and sinker.
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
Okay, you continuously call me biast yet you are doing the same thing. You won't admit that Meyer has done something wrong.
Oh, I know what Meyer did right. She wrote a book that appeals to the illiterate pre-teens oh today's society. In other words, she knew pre-teens would eat this stuff up and not care about her writing or plot (or lack of.)
THE POINT OF AN ARGUMENT IS TO TURN THE OTHER PERSONS POINT AROUND IDIOT. That's why they're called DEBATES. You debate the other's point :/
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
No, I never once was biased, I told you what I didn't like in the twilight book. You never once admitted to StephM actually doing something, which she has. And just because you don't like twilight, everyone who reads it is illiterate or plots in books? Thats our opinion if we like it, what's it to YOU? It doesn't make someone dumb to like something you don't.
Kaity11 2 years ago
What do I like in the Twilight books? I actually enjoy the prologues. Although they aren't written very well it's a very good idea to capture the readers attention. (That is before Bella starts bitching. Then it's lost again.)
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
Have a good sleep and waking up not looking forward to anything except if anyone posted new twilight hate videos.
Kaity11 2 years ago
Provide 10 examples of good messages in Twilight. I know your a fat lazy pig, but this is ALL I'm asking. Please put in SOME effort :/
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
Listen here, The good messages in twilight are so simple that I dont even need to list them. Simple ones like "be committed to the one you love" or teamwork and friendship, and family matters. its like so simple.Also,getting along like they did in the book with the Volturi, its so simple and there, does it need to be laid out, or are you dumb?All you focus on is what you dont like about the book and try and make the book automatically bad. I would like you to answer to my other comments :/
Kaity11 2 years ago
I will first provide my views on your reasons then I will reply to your comments.
First, even if the reasons are "obvious" you still must point them out, it shows your case is a clear and precise format.
In order for there to be commitment there must be mutual respect which there isn't.
Friendship? Aha, Bella treats her friends like dirty. Not to mention she thinks she totally above them. Yea, that's real friendship.
Family matters? Please elaborate.
Smeyer hates conflict :/
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
P.S. Sorry ZAX for continuously arguing with this Twitard on your video.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
No worries. XD
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
And for number 5, because, Vampires arent a real creatures honey. There is no guide to go by. You can make them anyway you want, even sparkly, Thats how StephM. did it. It it was a best seller. So, Im guesing people like sparkly vampires opposed to bloody typical ones for a change, you'll just have to get over it. How does that sound?
Kaity11 2 years ago
Please provide 10 good examples. Until such time I will not debate any of your debated points on my argument.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
Exactly, you wont debate because you know im right. I bomb the mess outta you and you run cause you cant handle it.
Kaity11 2 years ago
No, I won't debate because you've yet to provide your side of the argument.
One does not have to debate debates on his side of the story until the other person has provided theirs.
In other words, I have to right to ignore all your posts until you provide your side of the argument. At which point I will happily debate you arguments on my own points.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
You're ignoring because you are wrong. I have laid out points but you continue to dance around them.
You have nothing to say. Answer my other comments, You always assume I avoid your comments/messages but you're sitting here doing it to me. Like you said before, I win by default because YOU dont wanna asnwer.
Kaity11 2 years ago
You've put out NO arguments for me to argue until your last comment.
Also, another argument. What Edward and Bella have isn't love, it's lust.
In order to love someone you MUST understand them AND THEIR PERSONALITY. Bella does not mention Edward's personality throughout the entire series.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
Also, lets note. Meyer admitted to there being rules about vampires. In an interview she said "I didn't research vampires because I didn't want to see how many rules I was breaking." In that sentence alone Meyer not only admits to there being rules, she admits to breaking them.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
Yes, Meyer probably was kidding about that because she knows the typical vampire. And plus she did it how she wanted to anyway? And guess what? It was a best seller. So if she wrote a typical boring vampire book, it probably would not have made it that far. She is right for doing it how she wants, anyway she likes. everything someone says isnt literal. Loosen up and stop being so tight about everything everyone says. Probably why you have no life.
Kaity11 2 years ago
Look at Meyer's tone of voice when she says it. You can tell she's not kidding. Actually she seems a little squirmy when answering. She tries to skip right over the question.
Being a bestseller doesn't make a book good. Twilight is a fad, something that, in 3 years time will be completely forgotten about. Also, note that Bella-Sue is a horrible character. However teenage girls LOVE Mary-Sues.
Anyway Meyer could have EASILY just named her creatures something else.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
If someone likes it then its good to THEM.You dont decide how other people should feel about the book.And obviously they must do since she sold millions of copies.And okay, if she wasn't kidding,she still made up her mind to write something of her own,because she didnt care, and her not being a complete follower to the typical vampire stories got her a best seller.What youre saying is for it to be a good vampire book she has to follow other peoples thought on a vampire?She did what she wanted to
Kaity11 2 years ago
I said that Meyer should stick to the traditional vampire, not the traditional vampire story. But seriously, Twilight is not original in the slightest. So you have any clue how many vampire romance novels there are? Literally hundreds and they all share the same attributes Twilight does.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
You said I'm ignoring you because I'm wrong, yet you say this is all opinion and no one can be right.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
No, What I was saying was you arent responding because you do not know how to respond and defend your opinion.
Kaity11 2 years ago
I don't know how to defend a position?Wow.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
Vampires do exist, in mythology. Smeyers creations stray too far from what a vampire truly is.
Either way, the point of that point was to say that Meyer researched almost NOTHING before writing her novel. That's a sign of a very bad writer indeed.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
Yeah right, now you sound very dumb. Im suppose to believe vampire exist? It is FICTION. It can be changed to become something new. Yeah right. And plus she doesnt have to research a damn thing. Did J.K. Rowling research wizardry?
We all know what a "vampire" is, no need to do extra work for no reason.
Kaity11 2 years ago
Vampires DO exist. In mythology. YES YOU DO HAVE TO RESEARCH STUFF. You think I sound dumb. Every fiction writer researches before writing their story.
Yea, J.K.Rowling probably DID research wizardry. Not to mention she ACTUALLY STAYS TRUE TO WHAT WIZARDS ARE.
So, what you are saying is I could make a character a purple dog with a sugar high and call it a vampire? According to you I can.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
See, you're defending something you arent even sure of. If youre going to attack StephM for not researching then you need to do the same for J.K. Rowling. And you wont because you just dont like twilight, if you did, you wouldnt be saying this stuff right now. Because you dont know how to seperate your opinion from what the book is about to other people. Yep sure can, its called FICTION(FAKE) if someone wants to read about a purple dog and it becomes a best seller then so be it
Kaity11 2 years ago
Except that Rowling DID do research while Meyer DIDN'T.
So why would he have to attack Rowling for not doing something that she did, simply because he's attacking Meyer for not doing something she didn't? It doesn't make any sense.
..and, no, not everyone knows what vampires are.
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
And, for clarification, Rowling did a lot of research. From the time she first thought of the concept for the story, it was a good five years before the first book was released.
That time was spent doing research, developing the story, editing, and so on and so forth.
For Meyer, not so much. She brags about having finished the writing in six months of having come up with the idea, the rest of the time being spent finding an agent and publisher.
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
O.m.g.Even if she did, Gr33nkiwi didn't know that, but yet he's still defending J.K Rowling just because he has a passionate hate for twilight.
Kaity11 2 years ago
Difference being that he wasn't entirely sure if Rowling did, but Meyer brags about not having done so.
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
So.., the only reason he's defending her is because he dead out hates Twilight. SEE, hes SOOO biased he cant admit anything. He didnt know whether or not she did research, yet he still tried to defend her,. Defending her and not even knowing. Thats being totally biased and just pure hate towards Twilight.
And excuse me, WHO IS YOU?!
Kaity11 2 years ago
There's likely more reasons than just that. *shrug* There's usually more reasons than those that are blatantly obvious.
Who am I? I'm the one who made the video that you've been arguing in the comments of.
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
Yeah, only because you commented me when no one was talking to you. so stfu.
Kaity11 2 years ago
You commented my video. I'm well within my rights to respond to any comments on my videos.
If you didn't want me to respond, you should have responded directly to Gr33nkiwi via PM when first linked.
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
no, i didnt know when i was linked and no i came to the video because he linked me and i seen him comment so i replied and had to put him in his place so kthnxbye you loser, you sound like a 35 year old man with no wife or life. if you arent 35 thats a shame you sound old get a life im done with you and gr33nbitch.
Kaity11 2 years ago
Such are the statements of a kid who's bit off more than she can chew but refuses to admit it. XD
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
Admit what? There was nothing for me to admit. See now you just talking. you hardly know whats going on.
you are soooooooooooooooooooo annoying!!
I want you to stop replying back and leave me the hell alone! Im probably the only person you talk to! I know you're lonely but get the hell over it!
Kaity11 2 years ago
...admit that you've bitten off more than you can chew. ..was it really that hard for you to understand?
I know exactly what's going on from following the banter between the both of you.
If you truly wanted me to stop replying and leave you alone, you'd stop posting on my video.
It's funny that you think that you're the only person I talk to. Only goes to show that you really have no clue.
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
stfu you literal faggot. youre so lame and need a life. dont even know what youre talking about.
Kaity11 2 years ago
Get the fuck out. Don't like it, don't watch it! Don't comment!
HelloHiGoodday 2 years ago 3
Why, yes. Yes, I am a bookfag. Thanks for noticing. I'm gay for grammar. XD
And of course you don't know what I'm talking about. I speak in complex sentences more often than not.
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
Yawn.
Kaity11 2 years ago
Nap time, eh?
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
Way to make a point...
Joucelin 2 years ago
yup.
Kaity11 2 years ago
You shouldn't be using language like that. You say he doesn't have a life but you're the one sitting there arguing about nothing.
Why are you arguing anyways?
Joucelin 2 years ago
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shut the hell up you dont even know whats going on! Mind your business! You're just bored!
HE arguing about nothing following me on every video! You dont even know shutup!
Kaity11 2 years ago
Well duh! Of course I'm bored. And people like you are so easy to rile up lol.
Um...What do you mean he follows you on every video. He made the video so of course he's going to see the comments. That's the way it works.
Joucelin 2 years ago
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No not him! Gr33nkiwi!
I was arguing with him
Not the owner of this video
Kaity11 2 years ago
I did know. And I didn't defend her because I hate Twilight, I defended her because I love Harry Potter.
I know this may sound shocking, but you don't know what other people think. You're not Edward. :/
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago 2
Omg!!!! Youre the one acting like you know what EVERYONE thinks. I NEVER said i knew what everyone think. You're the one swearing you know how people should do this and that. WTF. i cant believe you actually said that when this whole time ive been saying to you was "You dont know what other people thin. etc" and now youre trying to say the same to me?! Are you kidding me. Youre the one thinking everyone who likes twilight is a teenage bitch or whatever just because they like twilight. Wtf man...
Kaity11 2 years ago
I never said that I know what everyone thinks either :/ You are straight up telling ZAX the reasons I defend Rowling.
I think that you prove that Twilight has a lot of teenage bitches. I think what you fail to understand is I am referring to the masses, not you or anyone else in particular. Not to mention I'm giving my opinions on why Twitards like the series ect. MY OPINION ... :/
You, on the other hand acted as though you knew what I in particular was thinking.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
Wow not at all, i dont care to know what you're thinking. From what you're typing i know that YOU think you know everything.
Kaity11 2 years ago
Well, I'm voicing my opinions. And I know my opinions pretty well :/
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
I DID KNOW THAT. How the hell would you know what I know. I wouldn't have used Rowling's research as a point unless I knew about it :/
I'm a huge HP fan. Rowling plotted out HP for 5 years before even writing it.
Yea, and ZAX's right. Meyer brags about finishing a book in 6 months since she first had the idea. Good novels take time to write and plot.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
And if you knew you wouldn't have said "Probably". You sir, are a dumbass, i cant even stress that enough. You're so stubborn and think you're oh-so right. Go to hell you fag.
"Good novels take time to write and plot" Again, you're opinion of a good book.
Kaity11 2 years ago
I said probably because I'm not Rowling.
All we know is that Rowling spent 5 years plotting the books. No one knows 100% if she research wizards. However, since her wizards fit the definition of a wizard we can assume she PROBABLY did. She may not of but she probably did.
I wouldn't be calling me a dumbass when dumb ass is two words :/
No, not my opinion. It's fact. Writers have to plot out their books before writing. Else there is plot holes, which Twilight is full of.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago 2
BUT ROWLING DID RESEARCH. THat's my point idiot. My point was to show you how Rowling did do research, proving that fiction writers do research.
So you actually think I could call a purple dog with a sugar high a vampire. Wow, you actually are stupid.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
lol thanks, me and my friend did vodka shots everytime we heard the word bitching and my mate is now absolutely palstered XD
abcj17 2 years ago
I love how you sound like you're about to fall asleep, because that's how I was reading that God forsaken piece of crap.
Keep it up! :]
PuppyMonkey 2 years ago 2
Awesome job! Keep it up! Twilight is the shittiest piece of shit of the century!
blkeydfu8er 2 years ago
I know what the rest of the books are about: Bella bitching some more.
My friend is currently giggling on the ground from the vodka she just drank.
SqueenTangerine 2 years ago
this book fails.
lemonluver99 2 years ago
She shall bitch about how lonely she is, she will then bitch about how irritated she is about school and boys, she bitched about bitching because she bitched to her dad about hurting her knee... which was a bitch.
dethmonkyrai 2 years ago
+100 internets to you, good sir.
For this whole thing.
FireofSekhmet 2 years ago
I guess the most funniest part is, is that fans take this way to seriously. I'll admit that I like the idea of it (true love, hot vampire guys ect.) but I think the books suck as well. I mean seriously? Sparkly Vampires?! And really, no girl in her right mind would be friends with a guy they barely know when he says that he honestly has the urge to kill you.
LINDSxD 2 years ago 4
Meyers knows crap about Washington. It doesn't rain 24/7 in Washington. I'm from Washington I would know.
azombieatemyshoelace 2 years ago 2
So true. I live in Washington too, and it doesn't rain tha much. Really Meyer? Really?
Zivadavid007 2 years ago 3
No apparently Meyer actually looked up the rainiest place in the US and Forks was it. (Note that Meyer seemed to think Forks was more important then the vampires, since she never look them up at all :/)
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I laughed so hard at "Then Bella stares at her truck, admiring it while bitching about it at the same time."
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
Stop fucking linking me to rants.
get a fucking life!
Its been like what? 10 days since we "argued" and you still fucking linking me! Quit it get a fucking life! Do you NOT have anything better to do? Seriously? GET A GIRLFRIEND! Why are you on twilights balls?! Like goddamn! Im sick of you! are you jealous that we HAVE lives? You piece of shit stop linking me you're so obsessed!!! STOP IT. GET.A.LIFE. Why are you so on something you hate? I dont get it whatsoever. Dont link me asshole. Im done
Kaity11 2 years ago
Whodawhatnow?
I've not linked you to anything. o.o
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
One word : Block :)
She was talking to me ZAX. I linked her to a whole bunch of AntiTwilight videos in attempt to show her the other side of the argument. Sadly her brain is only mature enough to handle Meyer's purple prosed sparkles.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
Stop trying to make yourself seem right!
Now you're really pissing me off!
Dont try and bring me liking twilight into this. Leave me the fuck alone! You're the one who linked me! How are you gonna block ME, when you're the one giving me the damn videos! I should block YOU, you faggot.
How many times do I have to tell you? GET.A.LIFE.
What the hell is wrong with you?!
Kaity11 2 years ago
Faggot is a VERY offensive word! That's actually a horrible thing to say.
Sigh, if you had the least bit of intelligence you would have notice I meant you block me if you don't like me linking you to things.
There's nothing really wrong with me, it's you I'm scared for.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
I dont give a shit shut the fuck up! Dont comment about me like Im not here! Why are so so obsessed with me? 10 days later you give me a new fucking video? Do you have a life? Answer me. And no honey, you aren't the smartest person on the planet so dont act like you're smarter than me. What does my intelligence have to do with misunderstanding? You made alot of mistake and typos when we argued so that makes you a dumbass just like me huh? Do you think i care if faggot is offensive? NO. piss off
Kaity11 2 years ago
1) Yes I have a life, I am typing this so I obviously am living :/
2) I never said I was the smartest person on the planet. I'm not acting, I am smarter then you, well at least in English and literature.
3) There's a difference between misunderstanding and not understanding.
4) You always SAY I make typos yet you never SHOW me the typos I make :/
5) Do you have any clue how immature you sound right now?
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
1) Again, you being literal, I guess you dont know what a phrase is.
2) Oh wow I make a typo and now Im automatically retarded. Pfft.
3)the only reason I didnt understand was because you respond in lightning speed multiple times.
4) Wtf? You never even ASKED for me to show you anything. And plus you know the typos you made, you need someone else to give you proof for everything?
5)Do you have a clue of how much of a life you dont have?
Do you go out? I think your "life" revovles around Twilight
Kaity11 2 years ago
1) I was actually being sarcastic.
2) I was actually referring to your general lack of English skills as a whole. Not to mention your inability to accept another's opinion and your unawareness to what good writing actually is.
3) Wait ... what? YOU choose how fast you read something :/
4)I shouldn't need to ask. You should defend your point with proof. I probably made a few typos, but they were actual typos, not errors in my English.
5) Thank you for repeating the same thing ... again :/
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
That was not sarcasm. :/
Typo, errors in "English", same thing! It was a mistake.
And no, You respond so fast that I miss half the messages you send. Thats why it seems like to YOU i dont know what Im taking about. Yeah, you dont have to ask because you know the typos you made, this isnt a debate. You havent showed me proof of anything either. And yes you're welcome, maybe you'll realize how much of a Anti-twilight loser you are.
Kaity11 2 years ago
Wait ... what?
Yes deary, it was sarcasm.
I'm not talking about your typos I'm talking about your general lack of respect for the English language in general along with disrespect for good literature/writing.
I know reading is hard for you. Take your time, no need to rush. Sound out the words.
You have NO clue how to build an argument do you? Sigh, I already gave you the bad messages in Twilight about 5 times. But sadly my writing was too "lightening speed" for you :/
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
Is that all you can say? The only way you can get around me being right is by trying to insult my intelligence. Its okay, You dont have to admit. And plus no you're writing was lightening speed for me, im saying thats how fast you respond because obviously you aren't doing anything but just sitting at the computer waiting for me to respond. Probably the only exciting thing that happens to you.
Kaity11 2 years ago
Wait, you continuously say I have no life but that's okay. However when I call you stupid it's a sigh that I can't argue you. :/
Hypocritical.
You reply right away too. No wonder I insult your intelligence EVERYTHING you say can immediately be bounced back to you.
Well it is 1:30 in the morning. I haven't really got anywhere else to be.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
No, from the time we argued, you called me stupid, I just starting saying you have no life. So no you cant.
I reply right away too, thats because if i dont, i look like i dont know what im talking about according to you. But now that i do, i still dont know what im talking about.?
And uuh i dont think time stopped and tis been 1:30 everyday of your life.
Kaity11 2 years ago
Throughout our entire argument you said I had no life. That I couldn't read. That I was too stupid to understand you, that I was ugly. Actually your FIRST comment to me was something along the lines of. "God you must be ugly, wasting all your time on the computer talking about Twilight."
You are waiting by your computer waiting to reply to my message right now. Therefor you are doing the same thing you accused me of doing.
Due to contrary belief time actually changes :/
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
No, Im talking about our entire time doing this whole..whatever this is. Since we've sent messages! And no i dont recall ever once saying you was ugly. By the time Im dont typing I see about 1-2 comments waiting to be replied to. Your always the one getting done before me.
Kaity11 2 years ago
I will happily find the comment that you called me ugly. I would also like to point out that you called me retarded as well, which is much worse then stupid as retard offends those with handicaps too.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
Ook..? Do I care that i called you a retarded?
Kaity11 2 years ago
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Is that all you can say? The only way you can get around me being right is by trying to insult my intelligence. Its okay, You dont have to admit. And plus no you're writing was lightening speed for me, im saying thats how fast you respond because obviously you aren't doing anything but just sitting at the computer waiting for me to respond. Probably the only exciting thing that happens to you.
Kaity11 2 years ago
Ah, I see. >.>
Could've sent her to my Not a Saga video. Or, if you wait, I'll be having a series detailing why Meyerpires are faeries. XD
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
Those are good ones too. Shemiliarockie's (SP?) "What is a Sue?" video is good as well. Yes, she would have LOVED the faeries video aha.
Do you know what she said to me?
She told me Meyer was SMART for not putting morals into her story, because no one cares about the morals in fiction books. She also didn't know what the moral in "The Three Little Pigs," was. You can tell she's a real deep thinker XD
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
But... But the "lesson" behind a story is the reason why storytelling even exists! D:
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
Remember, we're talking to Twitards now. We have to dumb ourselves down a bit XD
Seriously though, how can someone think that morales in fiction books are pointless. Non-fiction books may have morals in them, but they're main objective is not to teach them. The Twitards are just trying to find ways to defend Meyer's lack of writing ability.
P.S. I'm sorry for sending this ... illiterate thing to your video. If I knew she would explode I wouldn't have. But, you have to admit, it's funny :P
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
Wait, No, I never said fiction books didnt have morales. What I mean is the example i gave you for 3 little pigs was a bad one. You kept saying Twilight had bad morales. So I was saying since 3LP can have a good and bad morale, so can twilight. But yet, you keep being biased saying it as if twilight has ALL bad morales. You're just finding the smallest things in twilight and making it into something it doesnt need to be because you are very bored with your life.
Kaity11 2 years ago
No dear. Your EXACT quote was:
"7. Messages a ficiton book sends out?
I guess The 3 Little Pigs sends out messages that a wolf is gonna blow down your house every night if you're not careful."
Theres no such thing as a bad moral you idiot. Only bad messages.
The TLP doesn't have any bad messages, name one.
What's one moral that appears in Twilight.
If you think the "you have no life" comment hurts me, then you're mistaken :/ Your pathetic attempts to attack me are laughable.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
Bad morales/messages, same thing you know what im talking about dont sit here and act like you cant understand. TLP doesnt have bad messages? I can say the same thing for Twilight! According to your logic, if you think really hard into the book ("like a good reader should",like you said.) You can find find a bad message in any book. And a GOOD one. So shut the fuck up already.
You're so biased you think everything you say is right and im wrong. At least I know about both sides.
Kaity11 2 years ago
That's nice, now list 10 GOOD messages in Twilight. I listed 10 bad ones, you should have no trouble listing 10 good ones.
Gr33nkiwi 2 years ago
And its not a debate about lists, because at the end its about opinions, and your not providing facts, your only giving your opinion and what YOU get out of the book. You dont speak for everyone else.
And no, im not avoiding your dumb list, I just think what I think, tis not like what you say is gonna change my life, Im sure what I say wont change yours so what the fuck?
Kaity11 2 years ago
SMeyer doesn't know crap about anything in general, except how to brainwash mindless teenage girls, which is positively obvious to people such as ourselves. ;)
SpiritWriterSong 2 years ago 7
"finds her way without a map or any idea of what it looks like"
Wow Meyer. Wow...
You sir, win an internet; or maybe 100.
MewAlchemistKumori 2 years ago 4
You are now at the top of my awesome people list. Rock on XD.
TsubakiCerberus 2 years ago
You're amazing, sir.
Yunafan64 2 years ago 5
I have to say I agree.
Vicz777 2 years ago 2
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bitchy little cheap scank azz doesnt have the guts to talk in a guy voice ahahahagay azz
kianams 2 years ago
Pardon?
ZaxfromTSdC 2 years ago
grow some balls. just say the work FUCK.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
Are you corrupted now?
And, obviously, he goes on about how much he hates it for the lulz of all us other haters... it's hilarious. XD
lologirl419 2 years ago
Might I say, you're brilliant XDDD
xIMxxAxxFAKExxxx 2 years ago 2
I think I commented on this like five times already... but what the hell... I'll go again.
Edward... who apparently appears to hate her guts... if only it would stay that way.
AMEN! Then this mockery of a work of literature would never have been published. Honestly, you said everything I was thinking while reading chapter one.
DOWN TO THE GROUND, WHINY BITCHES!!!
lologirl419 2 years ago
eric is a nerd!!!!
kdkkat 2 years ago
ahahahahahahaha
kaos8500 2 years ago
GREAT JOB!!! very acurate, (your voice acting could use a little work, but oh well, a hater of twilight is a friend of mine!)
Joshtika18 2 years ago 3
Even though I like twilight I couldn't help but laugh good job, and I'm with you on Bella being a self-inserted connon-sue.
0calamity0 2 years ago 3
This made me giggle.
It's a little crass, but I suppose it works. Bravo.
Ioore 3 years ago
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BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligence
Thoughful
Cute
Hotty
1BreakingDawnRox1 3 years ago