Let me shop in peace

[xonotthebirdxo7]

wongfu's nice guy shirt!!!

[limaila]

so tRue! :))

[ic3co0l]

LOL that totally sounds like american eagle

[MrRay47]

Then there are dept stores in the Philippines. Purpose of the clerks there is to watch you and be sure you don't steal anything. Help of any sort ... forget it.

aloha :)

[MrzEdwrdCullen]

I thought I was the only one who hated their annoying services! lol

loved your vid!

[TEEHEEfallinaditch]

this is the first video ive seen of you, and i liked it and im subscribing :D

[ZackeryFiles]

oh sheez, that happens to me everytime. as if their stalking me or something. they keep on asking same thing over and over again. one time i went to find a specific item for a cosplay, oh sheez they were useless at all. anyways, i just mostly ignore them or just tell them i'm looking around .

[sufanarae123]

try going at midnight its waaaaaay better the people arnt around

[HeylmKevin]

2:52

[mfigzz]

LOL your reenactment was awesome...getting close to community channel :D

[ddonq]

I see where you're coming from

[DedeSachikunz]

I'm from Brunei,borneo island

[DedeSachikunz]

haha funny

I have experienced this.

They stare at me like I'm gonna steal something.

[jayfucious]

one time my friend and i went to a GAP store and one of the sales person comes up to us and says "hey how's it going" and immediately he turns around and walks into the back before we could even say anything....

[ddonq]

Hahaha really? That sucks

[ockid951]

lol i know right?

they're super annoying and i always try to avoid them

[yakyim2114]

They scare me and they are weird and they make me uncomfortable. I always say im looking around because they are creepers.

btw ur videos are always so entertaining

[ddonq]

I know right? They are creepy.

and thanks!

[peasncrackers]

LOL @ 2:54 - 3:08

[n00dizzle]

it's k, he was probably a n00b.

btw, you're super kyoot. :D

[allistar34]

I always say that too!

"I'm just looking around."

[gildong12]

I agree. They are really annoying.

Anyway, UR T-shirt is REally nice!

[ddonq]

Thanks!

[iknowiamkim]

Hahahahahha

lol completely agree, and they're just smiling and telling u about ALL their sales and wat not. But sometimes, when I need to find a size or something, they're NEVER around! it's like they disappear ..

-__-

oh~ love the "nice" shirt btw, the first one u picked out i think ..

[ddonq]

That's exactlly what happens. Thanks

[iMystG]

Hoo-hah, hoo-hah. Best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too? lol I read that tweet. xDD WongFu shirt again! You have awesome shirts...

[ddonq]

Hahaha that song

[jaahsten]

haha... stop making us jealous with your many cool shirts.

[ddonq]

Whatever Justin, you have cool shirts too

[juliusmariano]

umgah umgah umgah!! wahahahahaha

-TheOJ XD

[mypeachsoda]

hahaha you're so funny when you play more than one person. =P

[everlastingeuphoria]

I get what you mean!!! I just hate it when they stalk you around while you browse through. I always end up leaving the store within 2 minutes IF they do that.. hahaha.

anyway, nice vid! :D

[ddonq]

I know right? I hate that

[rocketshippy]

Haha I loved how you did "LINKS IN THE SIDEBAR!!113EDQS" XD

[ddonq]

Thanks! It's from Wong Fu Productions

[xcreativexsoulx]

haha.. so true. it happens!! made my night tonight. thanks for that!! =D

[ddonq]

Oh no problem Kits :)

[benclouthier]

They usually come up once, ask if you need help.. then dissapear.. Then when i actually need them, I can't find them

[ddonq]

Yeah! I hate when that happens =/

[ddonq]

Haha, you know me, I'm asian

[SteveInBay]

i. hate. shopping. at. chain. stores. this is why. lol

[ddonq]

that. is. why. i. shop. online. lol

[ooannluvzuoo]

Agreed! And most of the time online sales are better too ;D but the downside is shipping charges xD

[jandapple81314]

Lmao. This happened to me before, this lady kept going like Oh yea this is good. This is good . Ooh the purple is nice. get it get it. o.o

Me: x.x omg. " I`ll come back latterr. " -doesn't come back LOL -

[ddonq]

Hahaha

[minchiex]

oh i like the tee that you held up! :P

x

[ddonq]

Thanks. wongfuproductions and threadless

[omgmt19]

i hate it when there are no mirrors inside the change room... so you are forced to go outside to look at the mirror and then there will always be that one sales person checking you out, then they always come up to you and give advice, or people waiting for their friends giving you evil glares :(

[ddonq]

Oh yeah! Those suck; I'm sure the store purposly did that

[DeeHong]

Your shirts are actually pretty cool!!!

[ddonq]

I love how you typed acutally pretty, sounds like my shirts before were lame HAHA Just kidding.

[lollyjar]

LMAO i know what u mean..

it's annoying when sometimes the store lady opens the door of your fitting room.. and knock and ask "can i help u?" "how are you going?" "let's see how it works?!"

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaAAhHHH!H!!!H­!H!

[ddonq]

Oh those are so annoying

[watchdog2007]

ddonq=most awkward salesman!

dude! u got the coolest shirts evah! im gonna tag u to do the 10 shirt tag ok? u gots the style man!

[ddonq]

I would be an awkward salesman

[Cliffycliffz]

then they don't help when you actually need it

[ddonq]

They sure don't

[PoPnTuYu]

HAHAHAH Simon. You always talk about the things that everyone knows about but never actually says out loud. That's why we <3 you.

[ddonq]

Thanks Dance account Jason. Hahaha

[trebornoican]

haha LOL so true simon.

[worldismarble]

yess nice guy shirt!!! <333 i wants. The other day some workers at macy's kept asking my friend and me if we needed any help cause they thought there were pretentious 12-year-olds...

[ddonq]

Yesss. <3

Hahaha, I think that's why I get the stare when I'm shopping by myself because the worker's probably think I'm 13 and going to shoplift something

[zanggg69]

i did work for a shop , and my manager told me that i shouldn't follow the customers , let them shop themselves , just give them advices if they ask for ... and never stare at customer , it makes him uncomfortable ...i know that feeling when i was shopping , so annoying and maybe you can't make up your mind to pick this or that

[ddonq]

That's the way to do it!

[cellmate89]

i used to get a bit stalkery when i used to work retail.

but if i didnt constantly ask; i'd end up on missing out on sales and end up never earning commision.

so yes. it doesnt hurt to ask; worse they can say is no.

worse the can do is say no and go to someone else for help.

those people make me want to bash their head in with a cordless mouse.

[ddonq]

Oh yeah, I forgot about the whole commision thing. That makes sense why they are so antys.

HAHA cordless mouse? You're so violent Ralphie!

[pandaeyesx3]

Ugh. I hate when salespeople follow you around too. It sucks even more if they're rude and keep asking you "would you like that?" It's like they're pressuring you to buy it or something .___.

[ddonq]

Haha I don't buy anything if they pressure me

[John3Nnathan]

haha very true man. i see you are a nice guy too.

[ddonq]

Of course I'm a NG

[aryxvladimir]

wahahahaha.. Love the shirt Simon!

I really hate it when salesperson comes to follow me behind like a stalker... ;) this always happen to me... and I get irritated when they also keep explaining things about sales... wahahahaha!

btw, i don't like too much blah blah blah..

I only like them to answer whenever i have questions. :) nice one simon!

love it!

[ddonq]

Thanks =)

[janne6111]

This is soo true at some stores. but then you go to some other stores and when you actually need help...they dont help you.

[ddonq]

Yep, that's the annoying part.

[cristin]

hahahha soooooo TRUE :D

[XJo2theanneX]

i know wat u mean!!

i hate it when they stare at me the whole time...

i always end up walking out of the store because i felt uncomfortable XP

haha great vid

[ddonq]

That sucks, just ignore them

[whoaDORKK]

Oh my god. I was at the mall today with my friends and this lady was pretty much glued to my friends hip. She kept going on about the sales, and was like, 'Oh! I'll show you the items over here that are on sale!" And you feel obliged to follow.

I wish I could just say "Leave me alone please.."

[ddonq]

Haha yeah I feel that sometimes too. Just say "I'm just looking around and I'll let know you if I need help" and they'll back off

[v12345c]

lol 10 items

[questdtz]

HAHA! Simon! You did it again! You Amaze me all the time!. You got me cracking up the whole time! You are awesome! You got skills man! ^_^

[ddonq]

Thanks!

[DavidArchuletaLove28]

I hate when they ask that, it's annoying and awkward. And it's not only in clothing stores, there are people like that in radioshack. o_o

oh btw, I like your style. you have awesome shirts(:

[ddonq]

Yeah, it's like at grocery stores and other places.

Thanks!

[JGal85]

LOL!Me and my friend called them "Shadow Sally".There's once where this one sales girl followed me all over even when I said I am just looking around.

I hated that!I never go to that store again..Haha!

[ddonq]

Haha those people creep me out

[sh3lieMa3]

its irritating when they ask "DO YOU NEED HELP?" its soo damn irritating its like they know you cant do it all by yourself, and that really pisses me off.

LOVE THE SHIRT DDONQ!!! :)

[ddonq]

Yeah!

Thanks

[VintageSunburst321]

lmfao 1:40 make me crack up!

so sosososos true

[jakeandamirfan]

i think the sales associates are very friendly! they help me find exactly what i want, and even if i didnt need help I always love having small talks with them. I guess im just really social.....

[ddonq]

I just like to get my self and go

[melinattttttttt]

u are 10x better than communitychannel. she really annoys me cuz she posts a video like..5 times a week

[ddonq]

Noooo! communitychannel is 10x better than me and she's amazing. But I greatly appreciate that you even consider that <3

[dianepuppypower]

haha. you ARE cute! x]

[Jamisterzz]

LOL @ at your "NDtitianlady"!

Yeah it is pretty true that they follow you and bug you. Great video simon!

[ddonq]

Thank you :)

[fliplalaki]

"fish tank" threadless. xD lololol

[ddonq]

Haha you got it!

[Reed717]

XD @ your STOP IT

Good video~

And Simon, you have THE coolest shirts

Im jealous XP

[ddonq]

Thanks! Go buy some at threadless

[xoxoxoJanet]

LOL that was pretty funny

haha that happens to me every single time I go to a store

[MyMemories19]

Although this video is poorly made, what you're saying is true. Whenever they follow me, I feel like they're watching me because they think I'm going to shop lift. But they are just doing their job, however annoying it might be. A job is a job, gotta do what you gotta do.

[ddonq]

Sorry I'm not communitychannel

[MyMemories19]

haha, you're sensitive; what's wrong with saying it's poorly made? You have to admit that there were a lot of awkward moments.

I can see now who you're aiming to be: Community Channel. It's pretty much a subconscious insecurity.

[crayonpainting]

omfgg i hate annoying shop assistants....one time i forced my friend to try on this RIDICULOUSLY skinny pair of jeans from a really snotty high class store :P while i was waiting for her, the lady was like "so why aren't you trying anything today?" and i told her I wasn't really a skinnyjeans kinda person

so she gives me this GROSS looking pair of trackies and told me i'd look hot in them, practically pushed me into the dressing room and then asked me if i liked them O.O i was like UM NOTHXBYE

[ddonq]

Ohhh dang. Bi_chy workers is a completely different topic on it's own. I would have been like NOWAI BAI!

[UnwantedJSan]

TRUE! all of thats actually happened 2 me...but when u want them to come they never do...when u dont want them there there!!! >:(

[ddonq]

Yeah! That always happens to me

[lowfat422]

haha it's probably the workers were just really bored from long hours of folding clothes that they needed to keep themselves entertain by having small talks w/ customers. :)

[ddonq]

Haha yeah probably. Oh silly workers

[artxaddiction]

haha agreed. :)

[MissYau]

LOL Simon I've only just realised this but .. you act like SUCH A SPAZ SOMETIMES!!!

Hahaha!

The Fish tank tshirt! THREADLESS!

Was the 'STOP IT' thing, italktosnakes??? =p

ihartsimon.

[ddonq]

Shutup Gumbo, I'm ALWAYS a spaz :P

Haha you got it, could you see the shirt well?

And yes I did. You're so detailed Garbo!

[tranglovestang]

haha maybe he's just a stalker pretending to be a sales person :O BE CAREFULL! maybe they watch you on youtube haha

[ddonq]

HAHAHA I doubt that anyone would even come up to me like that

[Jagamp]

When a sales assistant starts trying to be over helpful I usually walk out of the shop, I find it annoying and uncomfortable. I can always ask their help if I need it, I don't need them trying to push me into buying something.

[ddonq]

Haha that would be a funny thing to see

[RickSimplistic]

lol hilarious, that happens to me all the time too. Hey i was wondering what editing program do you use to change the tone of your voice?

[ddonq]

Thanks

I use Sony Vegas

[SoRealMovement]

Well... it's either they annoy you, or they seem like a bad employee.

[ddonq]

True

[xpinpridex]

Reminds me of Carson's and Victoria Secret. XD

[ddonq]

I wouldn't know since I don't go into Victoria Secret haha

[Theresnosuchthing08]

Theres a goof~

you put the white tee on the shoulder and then on the other view you don't ooohhh magical invisible tee!!

i hate when this happens on the phone. Crazy phone sellers

[ddonq]

Are you sure? The white shirt is always on my shoulder

[Theresnosuchthing08]

yep! at 1:18 you choose the shirt and put it on your shoulder, then we see a back view, but the shirt is gone..then we see a front view and its there, WHILE you're checking the blue shirt.

lol, wow i have to much time on my hands to be noticing these stuff....sorryyy

[ddonq]

ohhhh i see it. Haha you have a good eye

[nhungoiii]

I always feel like they think I wanna steal something thats why they follow me. Iderno.

[ddonq]

Yeah, it gets really annothing, but it's their job

[kagome929]

hah. its even worser when you're at an asian clothing store. the employees are like eagles. they watch you everywhere. plus, they expect you to buy at least something from them. if you're just looking around, they think you're stealing. i hate it when that happens.

[ddonq]

Oh yesyesyes. Totally know what you mean

[CinnamonMilkshake]

You look so funny when you're waiting outside the door for... you...

xD

[ddonq]

The workers might as well do that because they stand like right outside the dressing room

[CinnamonMilkshake]

Once, one of the workers was like... RIGHT outside of the door and I jumped/screamed/squealed in surprise when I opened the door. Rawr. :[

[SockReaper2000]

haircut?

[ddonq]

Yep

[raza133]

commission vapires

[belley08]

Of course they all fit... They're YOUR shirts TEEHEEE

[ddonq]

HAHA oh Belle, you're silly

[sniperbomber]

I know that happens to me so much ;P

The first shirt you picked out is cute~! :D

[ddonq]

Thats from wongfuproductions

[dwarfrabbit445]

I know what you mean. Has got to be one of the most annoying things. But it's their job and they probably know they're being annoying... lol

And I never noticed that before but sxephil does do that. XD

[ddonq]

Yeah, they are doing their job

[AznBarbieStick]

LOL one time this woman in Hot Topic thought my friends and i were stealing cuz we dropped something. She watched/followed [stalked] us till we left.. super annoying.

And what should yu answer if after yur done trying something on and yu decide yu don't want it and they ask, "so how was everything." what are yu supposed to even say.? O.o

[ddonq]

That sucks =/

When I don't like it I just say "Yeah it worked great" then walk and put it back and leave the store

[adiavoy]

Lol... when they do that I always feel bombarded. :\ Its worst when there's no one there.. so you have to wait like 10 minutes standing at the cash register.

[ddonq]

Yeah! It's even more awkward when they try to start a convo with you

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

I wish I had cool clothes like you.

[gpfudalcls96]

totally agree they r so annoying lol

[wonderlandXlove]

thank you.

they surround you, and take every chance to speak.

i hate when they stand like right out of your dressing room, its so awkward.

[ddonq]

Standing right outside your dressing room is sooo awkward

[howjollysweet]

i'm not down for their offers, although it's great...but i'd rather shop in peace without being bothered -_- ugh. i'll ask for help if I NEED ONE. apparently they don't get the memo...

HAHAH the ending. oh my dailybooth.

[ddonq]

Exactly. You need like a bodyguard or something

[chezzmix]

Totally understand...esp. like that in Nordstroms...so annoying..they bombard you b4 you can even breath in the store

[ddonq]

Yeah! Sale this, sale that.

[thefaceoftom]

aaah! i can watch now... i know exactly what you mean! sometimes people are too enthusiastic and one feels guilty to simply to tell them that you don't need help!

[ddonq]

Shoot I tell them I don't need help

[chaaaany]

LOLOL!1! I hate it when I enter a store, and no one else is there.. So you're the only target. Yikes...

[rdsanantonio]

ahahaha TOTALLY AGREE!!

[ddonq]

I hate when that happens! They watch like every move you make

[NiHaoKeisha]

I know what you mean! I don't know what's worse, those perky store workers or those perfume spraying sample people!

[ddonq]

Oh man, those perfume spraying sample people are worse.

[EriiiLita]

lmao @ 0:55  this is so true! they can be pretty annoying T_T

[DeeMz90]

loool its like their the predators! its soo annoying and awkward.

:S

[ddonq]

Yes!

[lightscameraaction]

omg omg omg omg

[rdsanantonio]

OMGSH seriouslyyyy. like, i dont care if they offer to help ONCE because its their job to let the customers know they can help IF NECESSARY..but when they stalk you around the whole store, it makes you wanna punch em in the face!...just a little :]

[ddonq]

Yeah right? They are probably parinod that you might steal something.

[AfterSChoolShow]

lol good video :) 8th!!

[thefaceoftom]

aaaaah! i cannot watch! the video will not load :(

[whippedcreamboy9]

LOL. Hilarious. XD

[mazebutterflies]

great video !

[KenataKS]

maybe they make a game out of it : D

[ddonq]

That would be so funny

[ndtitanlady]

LOLLLLL

"your not ndtitanlady lady"

silly goose.

dood they do attack you, i gave one of them a really dirty look.... then they left me alone