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  • these guys are way funny....i'll sub

  • Sweet lol

  • A PIG PRESIDENT IS STILL A PIG

  • Karl Rove sodomizes pigs?????, HOW disgusting.......

  • LOL!

  • MANDINGO BABIES HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • Good Lord. Did anyone see McCain on Meet the Press this morning? Shameful & Embarrassing. That man used to have honor, he used to have

    patriotism & the truth on his side. Now he's fumbling all over himself, arguing,

    looking like he is ready to explode and tripping over his own words. What a sad sad end to him.

  • Obama is a well greased socialist pig if you put lipstick on it it's still a greased socialist pig with lipstick.

  • Your mom is a greased socialist pig! HAHAHAHA!

  • O someone lick my puss l

  • LOLz omg this video was so wack. maybe its bc im horny!!

  • I know that game Purdy Pig. We used to play that game all the time, Purdy Pig!

  • Put hairplugs on a pig and it's still an asshole.....Thats some funny shit!! I'm gonna subscribe for that one.

  • Amen to that one, almost dropped my notebook laughin'. Now don't y'all get carried away and vote GOP, cause then Putin's gonna tell the KGB to waste the ol' war hero so he can get into sara's moose asap

  • There is an opaque line between "kidding around" and being actually serious.Because of the opacity,some of you can get by with yer remarks.However,in other countries,the line is more defined.This election is a serious matter.Vote yer conscience,not yer party and stay away from the kool aid stands.

  • 995715202 - You have hit on perhaps the most important problem - CONSCIENCE. Socialists (Obummer/Biten) fake a conscience so they can justify taking money from whomever they want, and giving it to whomever they want to buy votes, enrich themselves and friends, and destroy enemies. It is all for the good of the people - Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Hitler (yes Hitler headed the Socialist Party in Germany) would be proud of how well the Democrats have got the routine down.

  • You don't have a very good grip on history, let along reality, do you?

  • isn't it ironic,when some of you "Americans" who live in this great country,partake in it's pleasures,indulge in freedoms(that you take so much for granted)work,collect a paycheck,celebrate sports icons,are they same people who want to see this great nation fall!!

    If you don't like it here,then get out. Go live in a muslim or a socialist country,see if they will put up with yer BS.

  • Racist? yeah sure mate, I'm a racist,that's why I'm married to an African American Women.

    Stupid jerk. Here's a suggestion,since my character isn't in the spot light,like obama,then perhaps you should withhold ignoramous remarks like (the one emailed me) from the table,since you don't know me from adam,mate.

  • By the way,since when is saying I disapprove of obama,in my own fashion,however that may be,since when does it become racist?? The remark about muslims? Look I don't hate obama,ok? I disapprove(highly) of his granstanding and like millions of other "Americans" are concerned about his "real identity" and his background. Why all the secrecy??I would rather have more of the same,than not knowing what we have!

  • hey tank,did graze a nerve?Did I say something that didn't "jive" with YOUR understanding of life and the world WE live in?

    Grow up and open yer eyes.Obama is a "pull start" all the way and his ilk are radical pull starts.They'd kill you as quickly as they'd off me,mate.

  • You're like satire, but you actually mean it.

  • Obama '08

    Osama '09

  • 'Hey, purty pig c'mere!' lol

  • Maybe democrats overcrowding the blue states can to move out in mass droves to the red states and smarten up the electoral college votes a bit! Americans cannot afford 4 more years of this mess.

  • lucidtiger2020 - blue staters are moving as fast as they can into the red states. BECAUSE blue states have higher taxes, stupid environmental laws, and dumbass politicians who help ruin the quality of life. Just check out the population demographics. East Coast and West Coast suck butt. The South and Mid-West are growing. Come on down to Texas, lucid. We'll show you how to live!

  • CrocodileAvoider's right. People move down here to Florida because of the low cost of living and low taxes implemented by our conservative state (and county) governments.

    Face it, red states have a higher quality of life, which is why people move here by the drove.

  • Not to discredit you, but here we go - the reason income tax is so low in Florida is because of the number of retirees... That is why you tend to enjoy some of the highest sales tax rates in the country.

  • The advantage behind that is we can collect tax from all of the tourists :-D

    The sales tax is still only 6%, which isn't exactly a high rate.

    My main argument stands, though, because (at least here in North Florida) a lot of young families [and many businesses] are relocating here because the taxes and cost of living are so low.

    At least that's what the newcomers tell me :-D

  • I have been to your state numerous times and I must say, I like(some)of the people there.People from the southern states generally tend to be more hospitable than those in the north east.If I were move,that would be one of many reasons and the climate.

  • mandingo babies lulz

  • Great rendition of 'Simple Man'!

  • "you can put hairplugs on a pig, but it's still an asshole" lmao

  • What's the difference between McCain and a Mooslim? The lack of lipstick.

    Bush, Rove, the BOSS Cheney, and Bin Ladin are pretty much the same.

    All are intolerant of people who don't believe in their exact superstition. They are all the epitome of evil.

  • you probably believe that the collapse of the towers was an inside job,don't you? Your comparison is unequivocally errant.They are not the same. A kernel of truth lies in the reality that,yes,they are both wealthy.But beyond that,you don't have a clue.

  • You guys are great!!!

  • "or if he'd said 'OK, put lipstick on a pig, put it a heartbeat away from the presidency,' you might as well take a gun, blow your motherfuckin' brains out" --That's a big ol' Austin HELLO!

  • Hair Plugs on a pig....ha ha

  • lol - The Bush Doctrine: "waving the flag, hugging your mamma, lifting your friends spirit when he's down..."

  • purty pig, purty pig...come here purty pig... oh , not you Sarah Palin, i was calling the purty pig lol you guys are Funny as hell !!!!

  • Just drink beer, drive a truck, vote for Mccain and shoot old men in the heart.

  • or vote obama,and behead those who offend islam and plan suicide attacks,abuse women and lie to infidels.

  • god damm you're ignorant..and racist.

  • you dig Kate Bush?

  • Absolutely! The best Bush of all: Dreaming

  • lol this guys a fucking trip man!lol jackie your the shit!purty pig game lol

  • "Mandingo Babies!" HAHAHAH

  • you two need to be on the comedy channel

  • Purty pig, purty pig!

    lol you guys are awesome!

  • Loved you can put hair plugs on a pig and it's still an asshole ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dittos!!!  ROFL!

  • Brilliant! Too bad so many people watching don't understand what you're doing. Please forgive them. FOX has dulled their brains.(Hey people!!! Smarten the f**k up!) Keep em coming boys. Don't be afraid to say it like it is.

    Soooe WeEeeeeeee!

  • I think the satire truly cuts both ways - if you watch enough you'll see the left really hlambasted as much as the right is ridiculed. I think it's fairer to say that people's brains have been dulled by SNL's and Comedy Channel's over-the-top attempts at satirical humor - failing at both the comedic and satirical. Apparently you and I are on opposite ends of the spectrum, but I agree with you on one thing - these guys are brilliant! And funny as hell. Purdy pig, indeed!!

  • They both are srewing there sisters

  • Gee...a racist bigot north of the Mason Dumbass line...how different.

  • I think people need to relax and see that this is just funny!

  • you both should have had red lipstick on!

  • I think I hear Dueling Banjos in the background. His Mother was a lemming & his father was a hamster. If you do not go away,

    I will taunt you a second time.

  • Love it!! The funny thing is that they are actually too fair to the left to be real conservative rednecks. Good stuff though!

  • Now that doesn't have anything to do with Obama, that's just a thing we say in Australia. Now if I said Mandingo with lipstick thats different.

  • The Mandingo ate my baby

  • Bush Doctrine: ...and there was no king in Israel, and everybody did what was right in his own eyes.

  • Are these rednecks for real? Noooo, must be a parody! If these guys are a representation of small town USA, no wonder the world is laughing!

  • Right on Brothers, Keep up the Fire ! Pro Patria doughboy

  • look at all the views! and all the comments! yeah, you guys can guage the success of your vid by how much trouble it causes.

  • keep up the good work guys u rock

  • These guys could be joe six pack!!

  • ...you GUYS (meaning other posters)...relax please!  i know this is a charged political climate, but this is pure comedy at its finest.

    Oh, and Jackie and Dunlop; you guys are hilARious. keep it up!

  • Yes, Pretty pig!

  • O please she was clueless thru the whole damn interveiw...dancin around question's, i mean c'mon people r you blind?

  • I'm chinese you dumbass. Funny you should bring race into the equation. You're just bringing up racism, because you are voting for him because he's black. YOUR A RACIST AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE!! AND WHAT KIND OF GOVERNMENT DO YOU WANT, OH THAT'S RIGHT FASCISM. So take your bullshit elsewhere you're not welcome here.

  • A Chinese person railing against Communism! Likely. You could care less about America. Your allegiance is to the growth of your own nation. You could care less about what's happening in America. Once China is dominant in the long-term. You support Republicans who sell America piece by piece in to China and else-where for short term riches.

    China is starting to also take over the world's oil and construction industry. It's economy is booming, while America is going bankrupt. But we will wake up

  • Hopefully soon

  • Yeah you stupid fuck, and you're a native american. Considering i'm from Taiwan, and you assume things without even finding out about them...well then again, you did drink the Obama Kool-Aid... I could so CARE LESS about my FREEDOMS. I bet you don't even understand the word, because here you are, against everything that our founding fathers stood for. I'm one of the most conservative people you will communicate with in your life. Get it straight or shut the fuck up.

  • Yes I am a stupid fuck because I speak truth. Yes you TAIWANESE CHINESE COMMUNIST! Take my jobs, take my money but you won't take my dignity or integrity. I speak truth and you are fearful that finally someone is laying out on the table what your agenda is. And you need Republican's to make it happen because at the end of the day they just see their bonuses and self interests.

    Our economy is in shambles and people like you like to focus the discussion else where. But we aren't all fooled.

  • umm...Taiwan is capitalist...It's also under the protection of the US Navy AGAINST China...I guess that makes you a stupid fuck...but you already admitted it.

  • One minute you are from China next minute your are from Taiwan. Pick a nation and stick with it.

  • Taiwanese people call themselves Chinese also. It's well known and accepted in the Chinese community. Is there anything else I have to teach you, you stupid fuck?

  • That's all you can say.

    STUPID FUCK! STUPID FUCK!

    Wash out your mouth with some soap, you Commie! Is that how you talk when you are doing an American Job. Your American boss would not be please.

  • Peziak=stupid fuck, I thought it was polite to call you buy name, but since it looks like your argument has no content, and you are thoroughly insulted I guess i've done my job here. You're just like those Christians when they lose an argument. They start attacking the individual. PEZIAK = COMMUNIST FOR OBAMA!! STUPID FUCK! STUPID FUCK! SO LONG FUCKER!!

  • Ciao Commie! Tell Mao hello!

  • Goodbye Red Army Enlisted Communist Peziak! Счастливого пути Stupid Fucker!

  • I see you are versed in that Commie language. Bye hun!

  • not hun either soviet or chinese either way u got the commie part right

  • shut up soviet basturd

  • Racist.

  • DavidChou1 = Commies for McCain.

    I am glad he has your support.

  • OBAMA 08! But isn't that a little racist.

  • There is nothing racist about it. I haven't attacked the Chinese as a race. I attack the nation's self interest. I am not stereotyping a people. I am stating the truth about their ideology and how complicit Republican's are to furthering their economic agenda.

    And plonks like David Chou, a conservative, Taiwanese/Chinese person are atypical supporters only about perpetuating fear and detracting focus from the actual issues at hand.

  • If you are a conservative, please look into the Constitution Party .. that is the only real choice for we conservatives IMHO

  • Yeah, Pigs are smart. She called herself a dog I believe.

    Q: What's the difference between Sara Palin and a Pig?

    A: A clue.

  • OMG what is Obama doing to that pig?? SICK!!

  • "lifting your friend's spirit up when he's down" LOL LOL LOL

  • Lipstick on a pig... is that like when a woman wearing makeup eats a sausage... or anything that might in some way resemble a sausage?

  • good stuff.

  • me and the guys used to play purty pig!

  • ...lady bush... ROTFLMAO!

  • You guys are ready for prime time!

  • hairplugs on a pig! lol

  • This stuff is so brilliant! I love it. PURDY PIG PURDY PIG!!

  • purty pig?

    hehe

  • Purty Pig...LOL!

  • Are you guys implying MC Rove is racist?

  • Lady bush!!! Good Stuff!!

  • Its unnatural, lol

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  • Former Pentagon Communications Director TORIE CLARKE also [[McCain aid]] has a book out (been out) called LIPSTICK ON A PIG. omfg! Jesus Christ! Please! people! I swear, some of y'all just want to be fooled. Love to be FOOLED! FOOLS!

  • Kinda lice the colberts report for republicans..jeje

  • what 'bout Bush's Baked Beans? ... LOL and I saw some pretty pigs at the state fair last week!

  • mandingo babies. 'bush'. OJ. Purty Pigs and pregnant daughters and farmboys sitting in a circle putting guns to their own heads because if you think about the lipstick on Ronnie Reagan too hard you just want to die.

  • You forgot Ansheiser Bush

  • ...I don't think Jackie was telling the complete story on his "purty pig" game experiences...

  • jackie probably drowned out the memories in a good ol' vintage American brewed Budweiser soaking a long time ago, jason.

  • It had to happen. The guys are getting too partisan and not being funny. C'mon, fellers, get back on track! If you can't find something to laugh at about that whack job Biden, then you've lost your sense of humor.

  • I sure do love you fellers! You Always put a smile on my face!

  • BUSH is a Murderer. BUSH is a war criminal. You guys are cool and all, but... BUSH IS SHIT!

  • So was FDR, so was Harry Truman and so was LBJ, but I guess it's alright for a Democrat to go to war....

  • HAHAHA, purty pig!

  • Oh man! I was hoping that this show would be about Obama STALLING the troops return HOM until AFTER the elections! Check it out on the New York Post!

    This election is so done, get ready for the McCain -Palin ticket!

  • If I were you I wouldn't compare McCain and Obama on the Iraq occupation. McCain doesn't care if we stay 100 years and Obama is aligned with the Iraqi government (remember, those Iraqis you love so much we had to bring them "freedom") on withdrawal in 2009. McCain, at this late point in the game dosen't know (or care about) the difference tween Suunis, Shias, Al Queda and Iran. Then that's comfort to the right, cause they don't know anything either and it makes them feel better about themselves.

  • Shame you don't know what you are talking about. McCain didn't mean fighting there, but bases. We have bases in Germany from WW2. Why don't you listen to comments before you quote them.

  • I'm well aware what he meant. And if you can compare and contrast post WWII Germany and Iraq you see they are not similar. For one thing this time WE were the aggressors. Occupying a Muslim country IS fighting because our troops will always be sitting ducks. Ask Britain - they already did this once! Did ya notice how quickly Bush removed US military bases after Bin Laden demanded it in his 9-11 screed? The Iraqi government wants us out - no permanent bases. So you tell me: who decides?

  • purrty pig!! lmao

  • haha , hairplugs but you're still an asshole

  • Dunlap your shirt is WAY too clean for me to believe you're actually a redneck

  • Palin is failin and fuck Mccain too. The ads and the lies have nothing to do with it anyways. Mccain is old and dumb and the Palin bitch is way too religious and like i said a bitch i mean cunt and unexperienced. And dont bring Obama into this saying hes inexperienced. At least he graduated Harvard and taught law. What the fuck did the Palin do? Try to ban books and close an abortion clinic. I think you know the rest of the shit anyways.

  • you're right. they're winning though, which is disappointing.

  • Hey theyr not winning by much right now and those are just polls anyways. But now that all the mainstream newspapers are printing articles on mccains bullshit and making him look even worse, and not to mention of what happend at the stock markets today. I cant wait for Obama to make mccain look like a piece of shit at the debates.

  • Banning books is a lie. You're ignorant. Teaching class does not qualify you to be president of the United States. Neither does being a Marxist. He doesn't really have any economic policies except taxing the people more. Obama is young and crazy. Look what he did to the housing while being a "community organizer." Guess you'll be happy when Obama destroys your ability to buy what you want, when nobody is willing to do business, and you can't afford anything anyway because of his tax increases

  • What part of the South do you live you in?

  • um...in the South of The United States of America.

  • I said she tried to ban book and also try to close down an abortion clinic. Id rather have obama than mccain cuz if mccain dies knowing that he has cancer and all the other shit palin becoming president wtf are you kidding me

  • I know you said that, but it's not true. Some one of those books on the list Obama's PR smear campaign put out, was not even written yet during the period they claim she was banning the books. Mccain does not have cancer... Check your sources, the Obama camp will say anything now to Smear Mccain and Palin because they feel the pressure of losing the election. Also remember Obama's associations with terrorist associations such as William Aires.

  • lol, I think rampant fanatics making rumors are a bit worse then the campaign leaders this time. Less of the PR people and more just everyone going fucking crazy since this campaign brings about very sensitive issues.

  • It doesnt matter if it some or one book the point is, she still tried to ban. And dont forget that she tried to close down an abortion clinic too. Like the Mccain camp wont say anything now to smear Obama and Biden. Comon man it goes both ways. Obama is no angel but i would rather have him than those republicans. If mccain dies then Palin becomes president. People want that? I think some americans have gotten dumber seriously and your one of them.

  • No, she did not try to ban ANY books...that's my point. Where are you getting your info from? No,they have not tried to "smear" Obama and Biden, that would require lying like Obama and Biden are. Again, go ahead and elect your Communist leader, Mark my words: you won't know what you have until you have lost it all.

  • OMG your saying Mccain never lied about shit? Are you blind? Hey i already know what i have lost thats why im voting obama and biden.

  • So you are admitting that you are spreading false information about the book banning? Obama didn't lie about book banning, he didn't even bring that one up; however, anything that the Marxist says can not be trusted. If his views on health care, Taxes, Role of Government, and his associations with terrorists don't scare you, I don't know what to say. Assuming Mccain is, which I don't think so, is a senile old man, i'd rather vote for him, than someone who is sharp and dangerous.

  • Mccain dies and Palin becomes president and now your a happy man right

  • Mccain is a better choice than Obama. I really, really am afraid what will happen if Obama gets elected. It's really not good for you or me. You will find out if he does, but I'd hate to be in the situation of "I told you so" when we're all in the shit. If he increased taxes, gives "free" health care, and tries to have talks with terrorists, we're in big trouble. He thinks Iran is a tiny country and does not post a serious threat...Sept 11...

  • I prefer to have higher taxes and health care coverage than no job because all the jobs are in Asia. And I prefer for my country to be working it's way back to the top than in debt to China

    Your country is like a tick. It takes but it doesn't invest anywhere. Even when they have companies abroad they make sure to only hire and import Chinese employees. China is out for itself and its comrades and American's need to start think about no 1

    Down with Real communists and their propaganda

  • You think it's easy to get a job in China today? Go and TRY! It's harder there than it is here, and you know what, they get paid shit! I went to visit the country this year, it sucks! I actually had the choice to move there, but I'm not going anywhere fuck that place! You keep saying china is my country. I'm going to say it again. You don't know what the word FREEDOM means...I'm one of the most CONSERVATIVE PEOPLE YOU WILL COMMUNICATE WITH. Now LISTEN or SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • I guess you weren't around for the 6 years when there was a Republican congress and an Republican President. Plenty of looney bin economic policies were whipped up. Policies that helped ship jobs your way. So check your facts before your start cursing at people like a beast.

  • Give Obama a chance. We all know that mccanin will make this country worse and continue the Bush years. Try Obama, if he's bad vote him out in four years. Even if Obama is bad a president, this country would have been screwed anyways...

  • See, the thing with the continuation of the Bush years is... The president can not make bills, he only has the power to Veto them. I know that the democrats keep repeating this Bush/Mccain thing, but the Democrats have majority in both houses, and they actually make bills. Don't be too dismal about Mccain, beware of those who only want political power. Bush has no power to change our economic policies, he can only dissapprove or approve what the house ans senate give him.

  • And aren't you the paramount of intelligence. Cursing up a storm. That's how atypical ignorant Communists win arguments but the rest of us can only win one with dignity.

  • Cursing expresses feeling. Intelligence is something completely different. You keep repeating C"ommunist." I'm glad you have argued with an "atypical Communist" i'm not sure I know what one is. But I guess you're the smart one. Seeing as how I prove time and time again, that you don't know what you are talking about. Liberals are Communists. Universal health care, Higher Taxes, Government in every part of our life...continue you're retard rant please. I want to see you win with dignity.

  • Well I guess countries like England, France, Canada, Sweden are Communist countries. Because they have free health care.

    Canada has higher taxes, but is a first world country that has little crime, clean road and a strong economy. Yeah those are Communist Countries. Sweden and Canada no 2 and 3 countries to live in.

    I am American from North Carolina working here for 2 years and I haven't been consigned into the red Army. So check your facts!

  • No commies in the White House. No need to try. Vote for the hero not the zero.

  • she asked the head librarian of her town "what is the process to ban books? and if I were to ban a book, what you would say?" and the head librarian said "all our books meet community and federal standards, I would say you cannot ban any of the books" Palin then requested that The librarian would be fired, and she was. If you want a link to the story, ill send one. Reuters,CBS,CBC all had this as a top story.

  • I would like the link actually can you post it? I'm a pretty objective person, if you got proof, I won't hang on to things I believe just because I believe them. However, I'm pretty sure recently CBS did an investigative report, and found that Palin never attempted to ban any books.

  • The Wall Street Journal just reported that McCain's economic plans will cost us a lot more than Obama's.

  • could you point me two the article i would be interested in reading it

  • The Wall Street Journal, August 14, 2008

    In contrast, Sen. McCain has put forward the most fiscally reckless presidential platform in modern memory. The likely results of his Bush-plus policies are clear. As Berkeley economist Brad Delong has estimated, the

    McCain plan, as compared to the Obama plan, would lower annual incomes by $300 billion or more in real terms by 2017...

    For more details google:

    wsj "obama tax plan" Furman Goolsbee

    It will come up 2nd from the top.

  • Thanks for providing the article. I don't completely understand it, but what is not talked about is the large tax credit for those same health care plans he taxes. The goal is to discourage the bundling of health care benefits with income packages and encourage people to research and buy their own health care. (Health care is not taxed if it is not part of the benefits package) Idealistic as it may be, it makes very little political sense to me.

  • You are so obsessed with the Obama is a communist talk that you aren't even talking about what's happening now with the Economy. That's a reality. And after watching the Olympics, it's clear that an actual Communist Nation built by American companies, jobs and hard earned American dollars is very much set to usurp America's place as a Superpower

    Maybe you should concentrate on the fact now China imports little from the US except gold and now is bailing the US out or that India is doing the same

  • Thumbs it down if you want to but that's the plain truth from this STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS!

    Jobs are going straight to Asia. Manufacturing jobs are going China and Tech Jobs are going to the India & Singapore. We are importing doctors and Nurses from Asia. And illegally hiring illegal immigrants to save a buck. Kids are graduating from University & College and they can't find jobs in their field because everybody else in the world has them.

    You're in Taiwan, so I guess you are already benefiting

  • Chuck Baldwin of Constitution Party would fight that if he were elected.

  • Too bad people he doesn't have a wider base of support. I wish a third part would get their act together but the choice really is between the Dems and the Repubs.

    And the truth is that over the last 8 years, these other economies have grown leaps and bounds while the American economy has shrunken. Trade agreements like NAFTA and other agreements with China and India may have open the door. But it just got out of control because American's were and still are wrapped up in fear & nonsense issues

  • *TYPO CORRECTION*

    Too bad he doesn't have a wider base of support.

  • So true. American jobs and money is going elsewhere and people are just wrapped up in the fact that Palin agrees with their religious views or that McCain was a POW, Obama is supposedly a Muslim Marxist

    How will that help us down the road? Nearly everything in my house has Made in China, Turkey, Malaysia, Taiwan on it. Toyota not Ford is the number 1 car company. We have sold our soul to these other countries for cheap goods and labour. What the hell is going to happens when reality hits?