Game Fails: Skyrim "The 'A' is beautiful... the 'I' is a little special"

[UnbiasedGalaxy0]

Lol the person here I come door hell no u don't

[FlyingSandwiches]

Why women shouldn't play Skyrim

[BASArtemis92]

To be fair, I think I saw a bandit duck under a fireball today. They dodge arrows sometimes too, although that might just be by coincidence. They still can't frickin' jump, though (OR learn to go "around the leaf").

[youngjr619]

She's determined I'll give her that.

[BASArtemis92]

For a second there, I thought the explosion was her stepping on a flame rune.

[SlayersBunny]

OHHHH so you go around the circle ...

[KillerTrickShot]

1:09 im too young for you? wtf 

[12345678935848]

the gate bitch slapped the this out of em!!!!

[dottorrent]

she just doesnt give up...

[An4ngryBanana]

somebody wasnt on that gates friends list

[DesertRPG]

And she is still trying to get through the gate now....

[UltimateAssasin4488]

(Half an hour later)

Trap:Okay..Okay..Okay XD you can pass :3

Lydia: Thank you :D

(Steps on Panel)

Trap:BITCH BEGONE!!!! XD

Lydia:....................

[Watson690]

I don't know how much time I've wasted just watching Lydia do that, she does it with nearly every resetting trap!

[iToasterFace]

Maybe this time it will work Maybe this time it will work Maybe this time it will work Maybe this time it will work Maybe this time it will work Maybe this time it will work Maybe this time it will work Maybe this time it will work Maybe this time it will work Maybe this time it will work Maybe this time it will work Maybe this time it will work Maybe this time it will work Maybe this time it will work

[siegeh25]

"our AI is the most advance in the whole gaming industry with advance targeting and skills"

[darthmitsurugi]

FUS RO DAH!!!

[MrLolcatsXD]

yikes and away

yikes.. and away

yikes.... and.. away

[Greit0]

Lydia: Why i can't... leave this fucking kitchen...

[TheMistymontains]

-_-

[IrritatingRemote]

*Ad plays*

"HEY ITS ME FRED WAIT DON'T HIT THE SKIP BUTTON!!!!"

No, fuck you.

[patchfkj]

and that's why they invented doorstops.

[AbraCadabraMajic]

That's what happens when a woman leaves the kitchen.

[rainers535]

At 0:46 she was like "Hi finall......oh never mind T.T"

[LolwutFlying]

This happened to Lizzy.

[K33p3r99]

Hey, at least she got past the door didn't she?

[Cleetonbob]

Lydia. What a dumbass

[contractki11er]

Doors gone wild

[arty6060]

"i get knocked down, but i get up again" lydia was thinking of that song the whole time.

[XxXLyX]

LOL Lydia

[HTDKid38]

Lydia: Damn this farsightedness...

[SomeLegitimateStuff]

Lydia: Coming Dovah-

*Door Closes*

OH GOD OW!! THAT WAS PAINFUL!

Alright, me surviving was luck, now let me stroll on by and-

*Door Closes*

SHIT! WHAT THE HELL MAN! LORD!

THAT'S IT. This will never happen again, Third time's the charm...

*Door Closes*

GOD DAMMIT!

[Sniperhappy]

Stand by while the Dragonborn facepalms.

[XxPandapride]

is it me or lydia is stupid?

[010TJ]

You almost here the player saying, "Try again big guy almost had it that time! *chuckles*"

[crewmannumber7]

A for effort

[bgw316]

M.C. Hammer got inspiration from this

[Rexgamer]

God, that must hurt!

[nightwing54321]

Another person did the same thing with Aela.



[CplNobbs]

Before I even read the comments and saw all of the video I knew it just had to be Lydia. :)

Saying that, I actually used her as a follower continually until I got to level 48 character.

[ghpoju]

Lydia: I'm coming!

Door: BAM!

Lydia: I... I'm fine...

Door: BAM!

Lydia: I... I'm still OK...

Door: BAM!

Lydia: SCREW THIS!

Dragonborn: Hahahahahaha!!

Door: *Trollface*

[alexman9000]

@ghpoju cheeky ch33f.

[Dragoon51585]

one does not simply walk through the open passageway. they must first endure a test... a test of wits and endurance.

[gohankunn]

@Dragoon51585 omg u made me laugh like crazy !

[UltimateAssasin4488]

The door was trying to slam her back to the kitchen

[NeroFlyFly]

Are We There Yet? No.

Are We There Yet? No!

Are We There Yet? Noo!!

Are We There Yet? Yes. Really? NO!!

Are We There Yet? NOT YET

Are We There Yet? Player: NO!!

Are we THERE YET?! Dovahkin: Yes....

[DuoxFTW]

I approve, fuck yea...

NOT!

[kidmonkey678]

Shes just drunk.....

[kidmonkey678]

This proves how retarded AIs can be, plus that also happens to me all the time

[HailComedy]

i dont get teh title

[ninjahedgehog5]

@HailComedy A.I. = artificial intelligence

artificial = beautiful cause the game is sexy

Inteligence = special cause as you can see from the vid its retarded

[HailComedy]

@ninjahedgehog5 ah makes sense

[TheWillDesu]

Bitch did that, killed me too. This is why i never like followers they WILL get you killed...

[Boberube34]

Oh lydia...

[cougA97]

in this case it is A.U artificial unintelagence

[BookReader150]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS! YOU STILL SHALL NOT PASS! YOU STILL- Okay, I'm sorry, but you freaking idiot, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

[MegaBiggy1234]

@BookReader150 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[NoSassScooter]

I swear to god this exact same goddamn thing happened to me in that dungeon except it was with Aela, and it went on for at least 10 minutes. Pissed myself laughing.

[ValEthrien]

Easy way to deal with this, carry some misc. items with you to drop on pressure plates. Thats right; every dungeon is the Broom dungeon.

[TEAMBLUESPARTAN]

This was on AmazingGames247

[16dhampton]

Every time that gate swung, i couldnt help but laugh. Could watch that for hours

[ThePistolero909]

i fucking lost 3 followers because of something stupid like this

[Ninjapcx]

..they never learn sigh

[175K10K175]

Lmao good ole Lydia... Just kill her and get your free 300g

[facefone759]

ive accidentaly killed 5 different followers lets hope 6th times the charm

[Alfareon]

On every character I kill Lydia. Nobody sasses me when carrying my stuff.

[MisterAbs003]

Omg lmao

[klh68100]

Ciciero wants a sweet roll

[raw530]

Awe Lydia I do miss you carring my stuff it just hasn't been the same since when we had that skirmish in that jarls throne r.i.p I guess

[EpicKellogs]

I think Lydia is a natural blonde...

[HitodamaKyrie]

Lydia's favorite past time, besides carrying your burdens.

[typomanbros]

I half expected the gate to just rapidly open and close cartoon-like.

[Wreklessprod]

watch?v=15N56QvgR8Q

[viliboy]

I absolutely hate her. She blew my stealth countless times blocking my way as well. That's why i hang out with Mauricio. Besides he owns.

[MrAshton0417]

So this is what it must feel like to play Dark Souls

[slipknot4life6661]

On my game lydia got smashed into space by a giant

[Skinnypumba1]

2 of my companions died intil i joined the companions

[deviantrage]

this is why i get her to stay at home in the kitchen

[fpspwn129]

lol be a gentleman and help her up and not sit there and laugh :P

[VPT2]

@fpspwn129 its hard to be a gentlemen to an idiot that can't learn form their mistakes, it just is.

[fpspwn129]

@VPT2 LOOL soo true...or just leave the bitch least then you can find one with a brain

[VPT2]

@fpspwn129 also true

[HypothermicIce]

God DAMMIT, Lydia!!!

[BIAODST115]

Frikin hilarious!!!!!

[iomega801]

roflmao

[J1NXY0]

She made it :O! 

[IamJBUSCUS]

i lost lydia a dragon droped her somewhere

[Rubikpally]

LOL this happened with my lydia in the exact place

[Arzaker]

theres a rule that when expecting a booby trap send the boob in first

in this case an exception is made

[TheShadlyin]

This could be my savegame :P

[gingerofwar97]

messin' with Sasquatch.. in this case Lydia

[phrjsdh]

I look at it as a metaphor for life....no matter how hard you try, it keeps pushing you back O_o

[Zerox466]

Guy 1:...you ok?

Guy 2: F**K NO! >O

[reaperfosouls]

sideshow bob comes to mind...

[Apocalypse1977]

sad part she die too a frost Troll i do miss her.

[hamster8925]

Wait! wait for meAWWWWW

Uh, ok I got this, I'm coming wait for meAWWWWWW

It's all good...Just hold up one secAWWWWWW

Can I...get a little helpAWWWWWW

[Cal16493]

that's why i sacrificed her to Boethiah

[mmmmmmcookiesaregood]

Lydia died in my game

[Snowfut2000]

I did this with a killable follower and he flew :P

[traicachua96]

the door is saying: ''get back to the kitchen''

[kydo125]

this has happened to me so many times

[345progamer]

My games glitched so that I have all followers that I've recruited following me at once 5 miutes each good it's not worth it

[SirRandomMonkey]

@345progamer WTF are you talking about? "At ibce 5 minutes each good it's not worth it?"

[Taylorkila]

Wow.... spending a minute of my life watching an npc get hit over and over again by a door, my life is now officaly complete XD

[ZeroToNowhere]

@Taylorkila More like x_x

Get it? Because your life is- oh fuck it.

[BuildATurtleFence]

@Taylorkila  then you have one sad fucking life

[zeroslashj]

@Taylorkila I bet it is "officaly" complete.

[xdrummer2010x]

The world is confusing outside of a kitchen....

[Evilhen88]

She can really take a beating..

[Krelus]

Solution: Wait for her to trigger it, and then before it resets all the way, put something on the pressure plate.

[Krelus]

@Krelus From what I know of the game mechanics, this SHOULD work. Came up with the idea just now, gonna test it next time I'm on.

[TheDeadlyKiwi]

I hate companions for this reason. Especially Lydia. I had to get her out of a blade trap more times than I can count. I eventually just dismissed her because trying to save her pissed me off.

[vLiTHiuMx]

Now thats the woman I married

[frostdragonlord]

Dude! My partner was soon this at this exact same spot for 5 minutes I had to have her wait there while I went through it!

[sirdreaddemon]

this is the reason i don't have a follower

[DangaRoss]

@sirdreaddemon me too

[Anthony13USA]

@sirdreaddemon Because you can't spare 3 seconds to guide them around the traps? Its not that hard, just walk around the traps with them close behind you.

[sirdreaddemon]

@Anthony13USA but why bother? i never found the game to be any harder without the follower. all i ever found them to be is extra storage space, an alert to enemies when you sneak up and they run ahead because "oh hey i'll attack that" or stuck on bad pathing walking into a trap or taking the longest possibly route because they cant jump over a rock that dose not even come up to their knee. the little i used a follower for, all i ever thought about with them around was if they where going to die.

[Anthony13USA]

@sirdreaddemon Dude I was only responding to "this is the reason i don't have a follower." Only pointing out that its not hard nor does it take a long time to guide a follower through a trap.

[jakeDmaster]

@sirdreaddemon you and me both

[devxc]

at the end hes like "listen i got to go"

[thepriusisgay]

Lydia, Lydia, Lydia, Lydia come here, closer, little closer .......COME ON!!!!!

[vincedemandscookies]

I'm pretty sure everybody has had a "Lydia" moment with one of their followers by now.

[mattdickson2]

I like trains

[dra900nka1n]

My game's glitched so that Lydia's pretty much an essential follower.

Oh well.

[completeaddiction]

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T HAVE LET HER LEAVE THE KITCHEN!

[TandemDawgBMG]

Damnit Lydia!!!!!! why do you always do this?????

[HaleYeah15]

I'm not sure what's weirder, that she keeps hitting the traps or that he actually let's her come?

[briananime18]

thats what i call tard squared ;P

[TheGarganchua]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

[aaroncassidy7]

This proves my theory that women are only good for sandwiches.

[TheUnknownD]

there is going to be a smart AI mod right?

[Wassamattawityou]

Maybe this ti-AAAAAAAHHH

Maybe this ti-AAAAAHHHH

Maybe this ti-AAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[Truffelz222]

lol i love how when Lydia finally makes it, shes like what? nothing! Nobody! cmon lets go! hahahaha

[TheChannelofDerp]

@Truffelz222 My lydia...*tear*... was murdered by Draugr. The last thing she said was..."I"..."will fight for you"...*silent sobs*..."always".

From that day forward, I vowed to hunt anything that was dragon or belonged to them... so I got a bitchin' Dragon priest mask and a nice ebony sword.

[solo364]

@TheChannelofDerp Same.. My Lydia died while figting the gualdor ghosts (still Draugrs). And awkwardly in the same day, I got Foendal killed.

[IxHyPnOTiKzI]

A I. what does the A stand for again?

Artificial

Wait, what doe.....

Intelligence

[shadowace421]

lol if i saw my companion do that i would have just said "get out" and parted ways, i dont even care if shes carrying my loot

[Glacto111]

reminds me of bee movie

[bigpuunyg303]

i cant wait to get this game

[FireWolf34ev]

I'm not dead yet... I'm getting better!

[CALLENDAZ]

I had something similar were I was doing a thieves guild quest and brjnolf said "watch out for traps" then walked straight into one-_-

[teaguey3]

All the dislikes are people who fail those traps haha

[DrakeCaliburn]

this is why Kharjo is my companion.

[NordicThundah]

fun fact, lydia's great great great great great great great not-so-great grandaughter's name is "kat" i found that interesting

[bossyone522]

all the door wants her to do is go back to the kitchen

[ThePit2811]

Wait what did the title mean?

[gho5t5niper]

for no particular reason like this

[HaloReachAddicted]

@AaahlmOnFire11 fuck you

[AaahImOnFire11]

@HaloReachAddicted mad?

[ZanaBonanza]

LIKE A BOSS

[iPlayAC]

Echem this is a MANSCAVE. Not a place for a women...

[falchard]

My Lydia died after I made my 3rd daring escape from an Ice Troll.

[PowerJugs]

"I've got it this time..."

[Sephyvamp]

Oh Lydia, I miss you

[Rookie1679]

and thats why you need to pick up random crap in dungeons if you have a follower, to set the items on the pressure plate so they dont go off twice.

[Madman226]

@Rookie1679 Never thought of that. Thanks.

[Omfgn0wai]

"Made it."

[SpartanHoodlum1]

my AI companion is a genius and follows my every foot step

[xbox4life28]

she is so stupid... that is obviously the wrong direction to the kitchen

[Muchogrande83]

@thegoodthing i was actualy thinking something was gonna come from the other side and push him into the fence!

[thegoodthing]

I love that the player looks at the other side at one point, like "ok, should I leave?"

[SGTxSH3LLSH0CK]

she must have really, really wanted her sweet roll back. XP

[pstripple3]

Lol dumbass

[A7xHysteria]

I can't tell, is it a glitch in the fence or is he making it close?

[fezisgod]

@A7xHysteria She kept stepping on a little pressure plate. Its that slightly raised round thing. Draugr crypts are full of traps

[A7xHysteria]

I'll give him one thing, he's got determination. I would have already started to dig under the fence if I were in his position. :/

[bedtilting]

Just like the Chicago Cubs... they never stop trying, even though they know it wont happen... XD

[thesimmist]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

[KICKYOAS09]

»───(Knee)───►