Denis Leary - Cocaine

[flycentro123]

worse comedian ever... what a moron..

[jglws12]

true as fuck but funny as fuck too hahahhahahahaha

[nopainogain]

that face he makes at the beginning is the exact face i make when laughing at this sketch

[nopainogain]

ok, that was "hurts my face" level funny

[mobyrain]

funny as fuck leary is miles better than bill hicks.

[sheepOG]

Wow, this guy sucks.

[MrCrazyPoetic]

You really realize how awesome the internet is. When guys with names like "jumpingchicken69" start using phrases like "you internet losers"

[kcwb1234]

sounds like hes on coc when he did this.. nice

[ucla4eva]

Amazing special of Leary's...

[Malachy896]

Friggin Hilarious and so true....Classic 1980"s LOL

[Cormega006]

hahahahahahah

[squirttilithurts]

oh man... <3 the cocaine

[OneFlyAphex]

No too much coffee

[schmeltingaccident]

"Fuckin' Himmler"

lol!

[ledzeppelin7337]

very very true

[dphyall]

So True...................Some fun times though

[jasonharbron]

classic and so true

[Jaimes420187]

:D lets get another 8ball :D

[joebarrrs]

Can not stand this guy. NOT FUNNY hack

[seadsone]

tool

[seadsone]

you are a big TOOL

[SummerGameProject]

Does this guy snort cocaine or something? Does he have ADHD? He's a fucking maniac when he's on stage LOL

[Fligrbleh]

little overboard on the barking, but this is F'n funny. "4 hours later the same 4 guys, lets get another 8 ball, rahhhhh raaahhhhhh rahh"! lol

[CboneHustla]

COCAINE we started that...YOUR WELCOME.

[nederwiet1]

i nearly died when i sniffed a gram of coke years ago..never touched that crap again!

i'll just stick to pot:-p

[TMundo]

@nederwiet1 yeah, it's adrug that isn't wroth it because the night always ends the same way, really depressed, can't sleep, & maybe you're crawling on the ground looking for some coke you may have dropped! Yay! that's lots of fun! At least with alcohol or weed you can fall asleep.

[clubsandwedge]

@TMundo the reason drugs aren't good at all is they always lead people to become assholes or losers, ie they lead people to either immorality or incompetence, the two sides of stupidity. people who take drugs to come up with ideas are always deluded and are actually the worst form of users. you cannot examine anything without a mind. going out of your mind to examine your mind is a contradiction. the so called 'ideas' are vague rationalisations for hedonism, just look at erowid for proof.

[TMundo]

@clubsandwedge I'm well aware that drugs are bad, but I'm for controlled legalization to get rid of the black market. Recreational drugs should be monitered the way the FDA moniters food. They should not be sold on the streets by asshole dealers.

[tigerwoodsisadrunk]

take my penis away

[gitarguy222]

lmfao ARF ARF ARF

[khenessy1]

I <3 BLOW

[timetochilli]

ive seen a lot of people on coke and their not like what this guy is making it out to be

[SparksDrinker]

@timetochilli "i've seen a lot of people on coke" well thats great timetochill,  but maybe u should keep your opinion to yourself until you've tried it yourself. of course the barking is an exaggeration, but trust me its how u feel inside, and the rest of what he said is spot on.

[timetochilli]

@SparksDrinker its not spot on! coaine doesnt make ur penis small... i aent bakin coke its disguisting butit aent like that

[SparksDrinker]

@timetochilli hmmmm, you've never tried it yet u know it doesnt make your penis small, sounds like u enjoy giving blowjobs to coked up dudes, good luck with that. and by the way, it's hard to get an erection on coke and your balls tighten up and do look smaller.

[IronWolvesBand]

hahaha but still gross

[anno9876]

this man tell the trhuth. in know jee jee!

[andrewm153351]

ive done 10 xo's in like 4 hours one time and woke up with rug burns all over my face from having a seizure.

[dovespin1]

@andrewm153351 like huey lewis says "I need a new drug" lol

[risktakinghedonist]

fucking love him

[gabbonoo]

heh.. yea meh

[kingofthedrums]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[nicksubject]

hahaha

[carol4nn]

love him

[KatyJonas]

how bout instead of worrying about spelling we celebrate denis leary like we all should

[meatsandwich69]

denis leary isnt funny.

[nevaseenamancry]

I never heard coke "takes your penis away". I heard it makes you erect for a long time. Which is true?

[aleksbvics]

different for everyone, some people can fuck all night, some people don't like sex at all on coke

[TMundo]

@aleksbvics I used to think about having freaky sex, but in reality I would just sit ther all coked up thinking about it. It's not a great drug, the night always ends the same way.

[PLRNCTT]

I LOVE THIS SHIT

[carol4nn]

sooo true

[Thrasher502]

haha... no it isnt

[bobgrantsbus]

Hilarious stuff.

[pinapple0express]

he is buddah in the flesh. he's so wise. lmao

[Freshhhhh1982]

"Lets get another eight ball"- So fucking true.

[KatyJonas]

Only one N in Denis bro

[louididdy]

Unless its Dennis Rodman, but you're right, thanks.

[ModernOmen]

what are u? spelling police, sad mother fucker

[WoWnerdCasper19]

and now your ass is in lockup for the rest of you illiterate life Xd

[damienlenny]

KatyJonas-your wrong dumbass. You FAIL.

[KatyJonas]

Except Im not wrong, and it should be "you're". YOU FAIL.

[dhals1m]

you fail for worrying so much about a simple spelling error

[KatyJonas]

Nope Ive never falied at anything in my life. Im right and this conversation is over.

[damienlenny]

Actually no. We were both wrong. Dennis very occasionally has one n. But most of the time two.

[Smileyificent]

@KatyJonas No, its not dickhead...

[looseneck]

Thats so funny!

[blumetatron]

THEIF

[blumetatron]

STOP SHRIEKING YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

[Kimgru]

Bill hicks is turning in his grave. This sucks, hope he dies in cancer :D

[BetterDoYourHomeWork]

I LOVE Bill Hicks.. But come on..seriously. This was funny.

[WTFWalrus]

true stuff comedy is great haha

[PocketHercules99]

the 7 hours in a bathroom with a stranger is money!

We always talk about why we do it when all that happens is we spend money and hang out with dudes till 8 in the morning, barring there are no girls creeped out at the sight of guys fening off blow!

[276582]

just moved new area

i liked this video :) BF

[NewWarOrder]

As a person who frequently ski's the white slopes I have seen but a few people act like that haha. Shit man you need to pick a diff. drug if you whalin out like that.

[sludgewar]

True New, very true. I used to be a skier, now I swim and fly off smoke!

[JohnnyDarko88]

So so true, the way he explains the edictiveness of coke is incredibly accurate, and funny lol, christ, never again lol

[DeepGlue000]

"no too much coffee, " iyayayaya

lmao

[hendrixonlsd]

Dennis Leary a hell of alot more intense then bill hicks. yes, hicks got intense., but Leary shovels intensity and piles it high.

[LAdodgers25]

yeah thats why i dont like this show is because of bill hicks, its sad....i like leary's later stuff, lock n load was goood but this show is sad, its all bill hicks

[000NoctemAeternus000]

man this is hilarious, i love this guy, fucking brilliant

[travleo14]

i love the coffee one

[dweebieMC]

yeah this dude did coke before performances it's well documented.

tons of comedians have: richard pryor and robin williams to name a few

[jumpingchicken69]

To All Bill Hicks fan retards, SHUT UP YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!, they fed off each other, they worked together they came up with their jokes together, Bill Hicks draws from Sam Kennison and I'm tired of hearing all this shit so shut up you internet losers whose idea of courage is slandering artists anonymously cause u don't have the balls to be actual hecklers and go to the shows. Fucking cowards probably live in your mother's basements.

[saprissa30]

@jumpingchicken69 you forgot say then you stole material to bill hicks

ignorant

[clubsandwedge]

@jumpingchicken69 criticism is societies saving grace, it comes after a show.

[alipazagaful]

@jumpingchicken69 THANK YOU!!!!! I SHALL GIVE THUMBS UP FOR THIS!!!!!

and i learn one big difference between those jokes bill made and Denis made.

Denis' jokes are WAY funnier than bill's! again, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAYING THAT! it's about time i meet a smart person!

ps. as you can see, i'm a fan of Denis Leary, so if people are saying shit about him, i strike on their #1 fav person. no one messes with Denis Leary over something stupid! not on my watch!

[Jgebel12]

@jumpingchicken69 -wow dude you're a dumbass that's trying to come off as a smartass, is that good enough material for you? I made it up and didn't tie it to another comedians material. Grow up, get a life, and start understanding intelligence. Thank you

[evade531]

@jumpingchicken69 and what are u doing , slagging people off using the anonimity of the net, i would beat ur wannabee smartass face u cunt :)

[janaynicolej89]

LONG LIVE BILL HECKS FUCKS THIS FUCKER

[lalabiteme5000]

man he is on coke lol

[rollwithdapunches]

Man, I wonder what he would look like after an eight ball and a shitload of meth.

[hayleyanne34]

HAHA i love his comment about himmler

[jamaupin0]

no, not really shrink my friend fuckd his girl on it a few times, said his heart was gonna explode, but yea it shrunk mine, its hit or miss

[M3GTR]

it depends on what its cut with

[danielmunoz]

Hhahahahaah, it does make your dick shrink (just while your on it though) and meth makes it shrink too

[tabbiht]

it made my bf's shrink permantly. :'(

it sucks!!!

[dwarfy122]

LOL

[clarityrains]

haha the bit with the eight ball XD

[Azurixx]

to much cofee :D

[gaminkalv]

coke doesn't make you yell like a maniac

[Dissident101]

It does make you seem more aggressive to someone not on it, that's what the yelling is symbolizing.

[suicidalemming]

hahahah i love it when hes like "hey man... lets get an eight ball! it'll last us all week!"

[brickwahl66]

he said weekend you tard.

[marcolina21]

yikes i dont think that was coke he was doing

[mgummy91]

No one cares moron, boo fricken who. No One Gives A Damn!!!

[tthomaselli2]

Denis Leary & Hicks are both original. Leary has his material & Hicks has his.

[palmtree456]

I LIKE YOUR MUSTASH!! lol

[tnakata]

HAHAHA!

[fredlburrows]

Dennis is the SHIT! Lets get another fucking eightball pussies.

[redsoxbitch6969]

FU...Bill Hick was great, however, Leary took his own experiences as well and turned them into his own stuff. Everyone has similar experiences, it's all on your take of it. I dare any one of you untalented stupid sh*t bags ragging on an entertainer that has made it big to get on the stage and do what he does. You PUSSIES.

[7Be]

kudos. agreed.

[redsoxbitch6969]

Thank you and thank you...I rest my case.

[SaintlyHell]

dont you mean "thank you, thank you, and fuck you" :P

[jumpingchicken69]

Damn straight, him and bill hicks actually came with a lot of this stuff together. and I'm tired of untalented internet pieces of crap dumping on people who are actually good.

[smithpak1]

Dennis > *

[RutMuggler]

bill hicks hated him for doing all this, because he was so much like him

[Skullhuntre]

Denis > Bill

[funkyspunkmonkey]

hmm?! it's like bill hicks but without the intelligence or talent.....or cancer, he was right there really is no god

[48shadowmaker48]

Don't forget the way you grind the fuck outta your teeth, man. Oh, try spiking it! Shoot into a VEIN! THAT is a rush. It's also a short version of HELL.

[bollockowithalob]

Leary did nothing but rip off Bill Hicks - he should be ashamed of himself.

[guitmaster777]

tru that

[SekruMStevO]

hes so right its scary, he must be a veteran

[48shadowmaker48]

well, duh! He works in HOLLYWOOD! Aren't you REQUIRED to be a total WASTE to work there? LOL!

[arbiter555]

lol

[RichardBUnique]

A hysterical genius.

[Bilsabob]

yes hicks was wasnt he

[RichardBUnique]

I meant Denis Leary actually. But seeing you like Hicks I'll say him as well so as to be democratic.

[Bilsabob]

fair enough man

[Bilsabob]

dont you mean diplomatic?

[TALIBANBOYOreturns]

Leary is no genius - he just ripped of Hicks and did it half as good.. Twat.

[MistahAR]

If you don't like him, go watch Raymond or Seinfeld.

[dusteroo]

Such a ripoff of Bill Hicks.

This guy is full of shit.

[KH6778]

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[charlottebright]

i dont find his stand up funny at all

he jus screams all the time

i just wna tell him to turn the volume down a bit

fucking hell there are others ways to be funny other than screaming at the audience and trying to act like a complete maniac

idiot

[por666]

Then go watch Jerry Seinfeld.

[nateunderpar]

That's his act, it's the way he is. There are some people out there, myself included, who happen to think he's a comedy genius. Real world experiences always equal the best stand up. If you don't like it, don't watch it, but don't put him down because this is how he makes a living

[ToMaTt247]

Leary is the original bad ass.

[Bilsabob]

leary spelt B-I-L-L H-I-C-K-S

[ashland1977]

Leary is awesome

[rwp80]

everyone goes on about Leary vs Hicks but Stanhope shits all over both of them.

[DanceToTheRadio]

That's so painfully totally true.Stanhope is the future.

[MAHARDWAY]

I thought this was suppose to be comedy ? Yall need to STFU ...

[guitarpick2002]

Funny funny funny!!!

Oh, and I like Bill Hicks too, but you don't see me bellyaching about Him and Leary. Hicks was a philosopher, Leary is a hothead. If it weren't for Leary, modern kids wouldn't know who Hicks was.

[scallywag86]

he stole hicks`s material 14 years ago and now everyone`s jumping on the bandwagon

[werewolfmummy]

callin me a racist r u u dumb fuck yids aint a fuckin race u dickhead. r u absolutely a stupid fuckin cunt fuck the fuckin yids u cunt

[idunnowhatimdoin]

uhh??? this guys is sexy is all i know

[drummer8]

dennis leary is a dick hes a rip off bill hicks

[werewolfmummy]

fuck the yids. the only thing jews r gd for is fuel for the fire they rnt fuckin stiff competition they r arseholes who fink they r betta than everyone else

[themetalcloud]

FUCK YOU, YOU RACIST FUCKER

[werewolfmummy]

yh your a dumb cunt. judaism is a religion not a race. start using your head you stupid cunt

[BetterDoYourHomeWork]

Jews have big noses. Did religion make them big?

[copernicusw]

You fucking idiot, it is a race of people.

[sciefieman121]

actully Judiasm is the religion of the Hebrews, which is the race, and they are pretty close to arabs, just wont admit it.

[werewolfmummy]

well if jews are a race then so are hindus, bhuddists, christians, muslims, sihks etc. one cant be without the rest.

[copernicusw]

I give up, your idiocy never ceases to spill out of your empty head and manifests itself in the clatter clatter of your keyboard. Haven't you ever heard of the lost tribes of Israel? They've been wandering the Globe for centuries and never had a home of their own until the formation of Israel in 1948. They have always just been visitors in other countries, and for the most part despised because they're so smart, funny and inventive. They are always very successful wherever they have lived.

[werewolfmummy]

the formation of israel hahah you joka its white european. real so called jews are arabs u cunt

[werewolfmummy]

hahah your a joke. jews are not a race of people they have never been and never will be. grow up. isreal isnt even a real counrtry just all white europeans that nicked it from the surrounding arab states. jews are religious people not a race same as all the other religions so fuck off and stop talking crap.

[sciefieman121]

Why the hell are you coming at me man, thats basicly what I said. I did not say that the jews are a race, I said the Judiasm is the religion. The hebrews are the race/culture/language that originated somewhere in the middle east, Judiasm just happens to be their religion, the jews we see in the middle east are closer to original semetic poeple in the middle east, the jews we see in New York are just the religion not original semetic people from then, you can be a hebrew(culture) and be christian

[0Leprosy0]

English humor is the best i dont care wot anyone says

[Luke12000]

what about the jews, they can be some stiff competition

[ussoldier820]

the funny thing is its so fucking true about coke lol..good thing im finally clean lol

[caputokey]

Hate this guy... He stole Bill Hicks jokes... Asshole...

[cheechmc]

u chat shit mate this guy is quality u shit ouse

[idunnowhatimdoin]

but honestly, was bill hicks AS good-lookin?

[nomuken1]

no way

[AngelBoredLikeHell]

My e-mail address : angel.bored.like.hell ( at gmail . com )

[southparklord]

my fucking hero!!!!

[miamicane22]

HAHAHAHA

[gazalaza]

PART 1

Leary was in Montreal to host the Nasty Show at Club Soda and Colleen McGarr(Bill Hicks's manager)was coordinating the talent. She heard Leary doing material that was incredibly similar to old Hicks riffs, including his perennial Jim Fixx joke: "Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health nut dude. The plot thickens."

[gazalaza]

PART 2

When Leary came offstage, Colleen said, "Hey, you know that's Bill Hicks's material! Do you know that's his material?" Leary stood there, stared at her without saying a word, and briskly left the dressing room.

from "American Scream:The Bill Hicks Story" by Cynthia True

[00078]

dam. Leary is hyper .

[AidoCQS]

I do not like this 'trial by media' idea. If there are copyright issues, than Hick's estate is perfectly entitled to have recourse through the courts. What Leary brings to the table is funny, very funny, and that should never be shouted down, there is little enough out there that is really funny. If there are legal issues, seek legal recourse, not this tripe that smacks of hate'n & begrudgery.

[hnksnw]

Are you people fucking dumb? Everything from Leary's delivery, to the way he said some words, sounded the same as Hicks.

[IceCreamSoupFilms]

Yea sure they were friends at one time best friends even Bill got Leary a load of stand up gigs and Leary got hicks gigs as well Leary DID completely steal some of his material, but hey that's what comedy is about using other peoples material in your own way, but this was bills persona not just his material that Dennis stole.

[Stewieglen]

exactly, although leary took insperation from hicks its nothing bad. just like hicks took insperation off of richard pryor.

and Vattens if ur talking shit about me i never once said leary ripped hicks off, only used some of hicks' ideas, u know calm down. here's a chill pill. although there r some people who are trying to make it a competition between leary and hicks so cut it out.

[Stewieglen]

thats pretty awsome. if ur left-bill hicks  right-leary

not talking politics i think hicks is funnier. lots of leary's persona and ideas are close to hicks style, and hicks did it first.

although...hicks didnt have Rescue Me