Banned From McDonalds

[iKaylind]

I really like the way TJ says McDonald's.

[pothead4life45x]

lol when he does his southern accent he looks like a younger version of Colonel Sanders

[TehCheat3]

I guess people can't see the humor in this...

[jowbowcow]

Dont fuck with McDonalds bitch! 

[andyandcarl]

TJ looks thinner in the new videos.

[ursidius]

I don't like this guy he's full of himself.

[MrBoorah]

holy man...this guy gets way too much press.

and that door is ridiculously close behind him...is he in the bathroom??

[drakcloud85]

Robin Williams, you ain't.

[Freistaat1918]

I wanna see 2 guys like this fighting and arguing.

[spinvis2627]

why so many dislikes

[Monkeyofnight]

FUCKING FAT CHRISTIAN CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND GET A JOB.. FUCKING TYPICAL FAT CUNT GOING MACCY Ds

[xReQzHD]

@Monkeyofnight His name says Atheist. Yet you called him a Christian.

[Monkeyofnight]

@xReQzHD he must be one, if he always goes on about fucking religion.

[xReQzHD]

@Monkeyofnight You are an idiot.

[Bigbadbrad78]

@Monkeyofnight He isn't a christian.. why would you call him one? It just makes you look like a bit of an idiot...

[blattdanielmain]

@Monkeyofnight HE"S AN ATHEIST MORON!

[lagri33]

Shit ur self an move along lmfao!

[DotaMaster321]

1:30 shit in my pants

[xXPeanutMan127Xx]

240p We Meet Again.

[xX4monX4m4rthXx]

@xXPeanutMan127Xx fight well my friend....she palys dirty these days...

[xXPeanutMan127Xx]

@xX4monX4m4rthXx lol

[mikaelbjerknes]

i would love to join your revolution. :D If i even would eat at mcdonalds i would get up an fight the power with you :) (im more of a burger king guy) Even thou they have a king.

[cesaros11]

Why does this Atheist look like a stereotypical douche bag....nevermind answered my own question.

[SpawningMadness]

@cesaros11 I get it. You're implying that atheists are douchebags :D

[ProperBodged]

TJ must look back at this and cringe. I know I would if I were him. :/

[cappapagoooo]

@ProperBodged why would he?

[ProperBodged]

@cappapagoooo Because it's embarrassing. -.-

[ixkillerzxi]

i heard ketchup and laughed!

[Pickle900]

Why do people dislike this one so much?

[youcrackers2]

0:46

[mdcowboy15]

You guys know this is just comedy, right? At least, I hope it is.

[91fatboy51]

Chill dude, I'll buy you a bottle of ketchup! Like there's not 20 fast food places close by?? But I see you won in the end. What was it you said about feminism, it would be ok if it weren't for the fact that most of them are angry Bit*hs? What do YOU sound like right now? I WANT MY KETCHUP! NOW! (You might burn up some of those fat calories if you had to walk next door?) WAA!! Where's my toy with my happy meal?? WAA!! Sorry, this video is not up to your usual (oops, be careful here) standards?

[FaLaLaSwagxBelieberX]

XD

[torokk21]

Pissing me off, I want to watch the video, but it keeps saying I need to install Adobe Flash 10, I've downloaded it 20 times now!

[Vladythebest96]

retarded dude is retarded

[123goatyboy]

Jesus dude don't have a heart attack it probably done you some good

[BlueBlackInside]

cry harder bitch nigga

[Rsandee]

@BlueBlackInside What a meaningful message.

Now go fuck yourself.

[GuMpAkC]

I like T.J. but mark my words, someone is going to beat the fuck out of him one day lol.

[xBlake4]

Fake and gay.

[ZADER4427]

Why would you go to McDonalds

[JesterAzazel]

Apply this latest video: watch?v=8bc32Vb4Q0U&feature=g-­u&context=G25ef851FUAAAAAAAAAA

to this video.



I love this guy, but he can be extremely hypocritical at times..

[JesterAzazel]

@JesterAzazel

Actually, later in the video he starts making sense. My complaint is about the beginning where he showed the starving kids, as if that was a valid reason to dismiss someone else's complaints.

[CursedAbsol]

@JesterAzazel Yeah, this one is really bad... He's good in most of his new vids, but to freak out about ketchup... well at least his hair isn't the only thing that's changed :P

[CursedAbsol]

@JesterAzazel Agreed. His new one about feminism is one of his best I think, but it still misses some great points.

[JesterAzazel]

@CursedAbsol

I've always loved his videos on Feminism. Feminism could be an ok thing if it wasn't for the fact that all the most angry bitches are the ones that are feminists. Not to mention the kiss ass white knight male feminists.

My favorite point in his video is that they should just be about Gender rights in general. Anyone who thinks that either group has more rights is delusional. Both have less rights in certain circumstances.

[MultiSpuddy123]

its funny cause hes fat



[xxcoolrick92xx]

Sardonic.

[SpencerLarsen1996]

Since when do they allow Youtube accounts at the mental institution.

[LieutenantLousyshot]

Bro. Issues.

[qazwsxedcrfvtgb696]

You look like the dude who directed pans lybryth

[davethe13th]

1:06 - 1:12 sounds like plankton from spongebob

[TheNintendhoe]

You should have asked for Banannas!

[ryanisryan69]

What if im smaller than you and you laugh like that and i kick your ass? Get a grip.

[fuckyouhassa]

Fatty mad!

[pbnationpballkid]

Yea fuck this, I get a large ass meal and they give me one ketchup package thy isn't even large enough to eat a French fri with , fucking ketchup nazis

[TheBrodiePayne]

his old intro is so 90's

[GiveAHoot1382256]

First world problems.

[ImTwixtorXD]

its called take out..

[TheCraich]

What if you run into a 6'7 guy who also laughs maniacally. liiiike ME! Mwahahahahahha, ah.

[NightHowlingLoneWolf]

mcdonalds need to play catch up/

[B4WxxBloodSHot]

I don't know what I just watched....this is retarded

[12345Marioc]

How the fuck does McDonald's run out of ketchup? The McDonald's in my town has about 4 extra bags so this shit doesn't happen.

[SpoonsAtMidnight]

If he came over to my house, and I didn't have ketchup... would he pull this shit?

[porrpunkare]

Why are there so many dislikes? Love this video.



[swelldreamzy]

lol. funny guy. all of you insulting comment-ers are very negative nancies who obviously lack the emotional security in your own personal egos- that would assist you with not being such a separate energy from that of any other person. especially those who are "different" from your selves.

[Fireinthedawn]

at least get banned for doing something cool....

[charlieM1992]

is he drunk?



[sssgv]

I really liked your other videos but fuck you fatass there is a line and it is McDonalds

[FornicateWithRaptors]

@sssgv Hey, it's his choice. He eats wherever the fuck he wants, wether it be mcdonalds, white castle or on God's ass. The last one might be difficult though.

[sssgv]

@FornicateWithRaptors that fucking fatass can eat anywhere but he cannot insult McDonalds

[FornicateWithRaptors]

@sssgv Why not? Does he not live in a free country? (I mean free as in you can say what you want)

[1ebolaboy1]

who is this fuck and why do i hate him

[salikali2]

@1ebolaboy1 your an asshole thats probably why

[stickrpghjk]

I hope this is a joke, you come across as a right cunt in this one

[741rock]

Why the hell do u keep moving bro

[mynchNstars]

<3 I love you.

[comradebashu]

yeah i worked at a mcdonalds for a while, they weren't out of ketchup, that never ever happens seeing as 85% of the sandwiches (actually real percentage) have ketchup on them they may have been out of packets but no way they didn't have any ketchup in the store, with rolling stocking its impossible (i am humiliated that i know this)

[KaiTendo174]

TJ, do you like Bill Hicks? *suspicious face*

[mymarkis666]

I don't like Ketchup.

[BloodLibel94]

You look insane in this one. Is that what ketchup withdrawal does to people? Also, what does ketchup have to do with Atheism or politics... or society? I got a connection for Atheism and politics.. If God existed he'd put more ketchup in the McDonald's and it's Obama's fault there is no ketchup, people love blaming the president.

[XChromeboyX]

Who's constrained? Strangers who occupy McDonald's? Come stomp your foot in my presence, throw one of your fits and wave me off like a king? I'll promptly kick the teeth out of that thing you occupy.

[ngonsor]

Is this satire? Is it ironic? Is this a character that you do? I'm confused...

[sloshvictim]

This guy has already had enough french fries.

[trolololsmileyface35]

exactly.there famous for there fries most people use ketchup so they will sooner or later run out of ketchup

[DafyddCymraeg]

If I ran a store of any sort, and I had a customer acting like you do here 00:16 I'd ask them to leave...simple as that.

[shitnrun]

but all jokes aside, i've got a hankerin for a 'nana for some reason

[shitnrun]

nobody gives a fuck about mcdonalds, they just thought you were being a fucking idiot in there. sounds like you were, so

[Lazareth2008]

I remember years ago.. like 20 or 30 Arbys by my house during a sale ran out of roast beef. How can Arbys run out of roast beef? I was in Florida and the Rallys there had no buns.

[aMeltedTarp]

Were they out of bananas too? (You stuck a banana in your anus and took a video of this)

[KarmicAnarchist]

Why not pour coffee and milk all over your naked body, and stick a banana up yer arse in protest? That'll teach 'em to run out of ketchup! You sad little wrongcock!

[paymeincheesecake]

schmeer poop on my butt and put a banana up it and get blow away from my LOGIC as i pour coffee on myself

[Sokatubeme]

Got Banned from Piggly Wiggly today, they had only plantains for my quivering anus. I NEED BANANAS to poop out my pidding hole.

[moofEU]

banana.wmv

[moofEU]

you put a banana up you're anus.

[KYPJH]

Banana'd from McDonalds

[Makron5]

It's amazing that an atheist could be this much of a self absorbed asshole. You flipped out over a fucking condiment. Ask for some BBQ sauce you dolt. It's better with BBQ Sauce anyway. Or even better, eat a fucking salad.

[PuddingAtheist]

@Makron5 It is very funny how you took this seriously. get the irony?

[sdwhitt]

I like how you make fun of customers of a place that you were at. You are like the hipster that goes to Wal-Mart. Plus, you could afford to skip McDonald's a couple of times anyway.

[SouliaBoy]

um, i didn't realize that i'm supposed to be afraid of obese white people. "Because I'm bigger than you..."

[xman1234123]

wat the fudge

[retsknub]

don't these bananas understand that they're just props in my anal world?

[testnumberone1]

@retsknub lmao

[McFUK3R]

First the Title say's 'banned', then u say u were 'kicked out' now it's that u walked out... LULWOT?

Come 2 my store & I'll give u sum of my special sauce k :)))

NO HOMO btw... ino u like 2 jump that fence, & that's ok.... i just don't is all lolol.

[cucumberbannana]

wow you really love ketchup, you freak me out, next time you come to my house i will ask you, do you want some ketchup with your caffe? so you won't get mad at me and i won't have to banned you anymore

[whohie]

I like how you mockingly state "what's gonna happen". It didn't happen. You have no idea if the person in question would be "oh my god he be so creepy" or if they'd go "I better shut this fucker up with my fist". Don't be so full of yourself you disrespectful twat. It's people like you that give atheists a bad reputation.

[DrStephenJKrune]

micropenis

[fagtroll]

So.. was the coffee from McDonald's?

[dragonflychainsaw]

i almost always have acouple packs in the glove box always be prepared

[Premonitious]

You know you're a fat bastard when you can't eat fries... without ketchup...

[KerplunkTM]

u mad?

[TeddysPlaysMusic]

A seriously unfunny lame version of Jack Black.

[apologeticsman]

The only thing about Atheism that is amazing is that people who are as obviously intelligent as this guy is, accept it supposedly on an intellectual level. It's a religion, no matter how you cut it.

[joejk3]

Lost so much weight

[KammeratGak]

Haters gonna hate. Counter-revolutionaries too.

[mercurymadhatter]

Woah Quentin Tarantino is occupying TJ's soul

[L0n3Sl4y3r]

I know how that feel , bro.

That's why i just ignore shitty people.

[numbcore]

l2 eat your fries with mayo then, its much better

[jacobfacob5]

Fatass, waaa

[Mariofanman100]

i like this guy but this video was weird.

[2hakkabakka]

"I am YouTubes last bastion of reason." You didn't actually say those words in this video - I just read between the lines.

[EvilClownPorn]

You retarded cunts, this video is a joke.

[WildMan7856]

god damn? aren't you atheist?

[charliemnky]

@WildMan7856 no shit



[AlexandCodypros]

@WildMan7856 Your point?

[WildMan7856]

@AlexandCodypros How can a god damn something if he/she/it isn't real? I just thought is was kinda ironic.

[AlexandCodypros]

@WildMan7856 He is atheist but saying God damn doesn't mean you believe in God. God damn is a highly frowned upon swear word for Christians because it uses God's name in vane, saying it doesn't mean you believe in God...it is just using the term to express your point.

[apologeticsman]

@AlexandCodypros I have never known an atheist who didn't say "oh my God!" when they were in trouble or scared. God s not simply a construct of the "primitive" mind, He is the originator of reason, of logic, of science and most of all, morality. Without God, all is permissible.

[MickyLiveari]

@apologeticsman Are you serious? I'd like to know if you were speaking of a relative "higher being" or if you were speaking of the Christian conception of God. The thing that bastardizes the idea of God is the idea that humans are arrogant enough to consider themselves worthy of knowing what it is that God does and does not accept. I agree with the idea of a Divine Being, but not with any current religious conception of "God".

[apologeticsman]

@MickyLiveari I am speaking of the personal, holy and loving God of the Bible, the only true and living God who revealed Himself to man many, MANY times, finally doing so in the person of Jesus. I am not a member of any religion. Religion is what man does to get closer to God, Jesus is what God did to be closer to man.

[MickyLiveari]

@apologeticsman You're really cute. You believe that the one and only God sent down his beloved son Jesus Christ and are claiming to 'not be a member of any religion'? You're very obviously a Christian, my good sir, and while that is all well and good, and you have the right to make your own choices, so does everybody else in the world. Exclamations used in modern, everyday speech do not allow you to conclude that people are indeed religious.

[apologeticsman]

@MickyLiveari I defined religion properly, and you did not. So, if a man came to you, did miracles, rose from the dead and then told you to trust in Him and do what He said to do, would that be a religion? Religion is man made, and has little to do with God. Jesus is not a religion, there are no long robes or candles or Latin chants required to be saved from one's sins, just repentance and trust in Jesus, the God who became a man, and died for our sins.

[MickyLiveari]

@apologeticsman You believe the fairy tales told by men and women who were hallucinating due to rotten food in disgusting times. To believe in the stories told by the original Christians is to be a Christian on your own. You don't need a church to be a Christian, you just need to believe in Christ. That's where the word comes from. There is a difference between organised religion and religion. The stories you believe are man made, the bible is man made. It is an unfortunate hole in your theory.

[SicMetabolicPanda]

You are the greatest....

[666euronymous]

I think this guy is pretty funny, and fuck you all btw

[Haskeers1]

Lol,this guy Must be Stoned as Hell before he Records himself ranting.

[wild2527]

WOW AND I MEAN WOW <<<<<<I just wasted 3:01 minutes of my life just there....... WOW. This guy has issues. Maybe he needs to work at Mc Donalds . I would totally NOT buy my food from him.

[NightHowlingLoneWolf]

0:00 to 0:06 best part :)

[NightHowlingLoneWolf]

0:00

[NightHowlingLoneWolf]

love the intro was awesome XD

[Triipticz]

I think YOU are constrained by "social laws" as you act crazy as a pathetic attempt to impress. This behaviour probably stems from the fact that you were probably bullied for being overweight and developed a method to appear intimidating without getting your ass kicked.

[wild2527]

LMFAO You hit the nail on the head BANG ON BUDDDDDDDY with yer comments . Loved it you are sooooo right this guy is such a dweeb

[bublacok]

I love all the tough people here are like

I WOULD DESTORY YOU.

lmfao.

[hayman123]

Laugh or not I'd still drop you. Just you'd be laughing when you get dropped thats all :3

[kingmoctezuma21]

you mad bro

[yoPaigeLaura]

@kingmoctezuma21 haha

[malcolm9001]

This is one of my fav atheist vids

[CumSailor69]

literally kill yourself

[FeeeeeeeeeeeLing]

imma 6 foot , and i would kick yo ass if i saw u

[EpicHaxThriller]

@FeeeeeeeeeeeLing Im 7 feet tall and if I saw you kick his ass I'd lay your ass out like a fuckin semi in a head on collision with a faggot driving a prius.

[FeeeeeeeeeeeLing]

@EpicHaxThriller u aint no shit game nerd dumbass bitch. gtfo of ur basement kid

[EpicHaxThriller]

@FeeeeeeeeeeeLing Bitch I'd kick the living shit out of you. You wish you were a real hardass like me. Id slap you in the face with my 18" cock and break all your teeth. And I live in Florida, I have no basement. But if I did, that's where I'd keep your girlfriend (if you had one) and make suck my cock every night and pound that pussy like Popeye the sailor man.

[seed419]

Press 3. HACK MCDONALDS!

[TairyGreen89]

I love this video I can't believe it has that many down votes

[PiratedComedy]

@TairyGreen89 I assume many come here expecting some dramatic video of a fat man recalling his being kicked out of their favorite fast food establishment.

Or somethin like that.

[ianw10000]

LOL

[Aavelina0jaden]

your a retard.. you know there are hungry kids that click on a french fry picture and see a guy cussing so much you make a sailor blush.. STOP CUSSING!!

[TairyGreen89]

@Aavelina0jaden why don't you stop being a bitch

[NetraToraken]

@Aavelina0jaden FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[EntreCourzeLS]

i really laugh at this

[KhedK]

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!!

LETS CALL OUR "COMPAÑEROS REVOLUCIONARIOS" AND FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR OUR KETCHUP!!!!!!!

KETCHUP O MUERTE, VENCEREMOS!

PD: sorry, the ghost of che guevara live inside of my head, and sometime take controll....or maybe not....who are you?

[ac1th]

This manical laughing thing is way dangerous though, some people reflex punch you if you creep them out.

[kavyaanshrike]

way to make a problem out of nothing......

[grandtheftauto5555]

REVOLUTION!!!!