Shit Sri Lankan Fathers Say

[pinkpurse1234]

ha ha gold! Love it:)

[sh49001]

ane kata vahaganna

[sandrewft]

this guy is a srilankan his name is Jehan Ranatunga.he lives in USA.

[BeePee0089]

This is so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CreativeJamieCOM]

that is an EXCELLENT mustache. my hat is off to you, sir.

[Shazgi]

This is definitely sri lankan

"shutup men"

"useless bugger"

These phrases are not indian

[woundead1998]

hahaha kariya

[MrAnthonydominic]

HI IS AN INDIAN

[MrECC83]

@MrAnthonydominic No he isn't you idiot, he's Sri Lankan.

[88acu]

they are humiliating Sri lankan Parents, and they don't sound like Sri Lnakan (sinhalese). These guys have an accent similar to Indians... They are ceratinly not Sri Lankans :(

[MrECC83]

@88acu They are definitely Sri Lankan, and that accent is not even remotely closely to Indian. Why would or how would Indians know what Sri Lankan parents are like? It's obvious it's a joke done by Sri Lankans. Think idiot, think.

[MrECC83]

@88acu Look at the end of the video, it's got Sri Lankan flags.

[nrockerz6]

@88acu You mean sinhelese buddhists?

[Saighu]

funny, hilarious, lol....

[whatisbestinlife]

i don't know any sri lankans that I'm aware of, but this shit is still funny

[khatpandwa]

Strange video. I marked it as "like" just because I have a good friend from Sri Lanka.

[theaviator1992]

can't believe this is a featured video now! :)

[TheLemonpee]

thought they would just sell you shit 24/7

[tryandlisten]

0:20 to 0:23 is fuckin' funny

[TheAsfghjkl]

ahahaha!

my parents have the same koothuvulukku!

[LMbG3000]

Bloody give you a good Thundering Slap..!!!! HAHAHA ...!! BLOODY FUnny..!! TRUE..????

[chandolomite]

"Bloody useless children" Fantastic video. The tea sip is the best!

[JamesPullen1]

so funny

[teeshathahir]

'I'll bloody give you a thundering slap!' story of my life.

[videohora]

Gud work!!! LMAO!! so true...'Mothers say' one is even better..

[Mango62uk]

38 bloody useless buggers clicked the 'dislike' button. They should be given a bloody good whack.

[95snapshot]

International call! Priceless :)

[jevnoc365]

my dad is exactly like that

[royman019]

@jevnoc365 haha

[bandookkhan]

Im not sri lankan but Indians are gay and suck dick!Sri Lankans FW!

[shoi71]

Love it boys great work I laughed my ass off!,

[7b0ne]

my goodness, I'm happy that I'm not like that!

[kyoclone02]

i am not Sri Lankan but this video is funny ^^

[nwijesinghe]

bloody useless..:P

[laktours]

Those people are indians insulting the SriLanka

[ThePrettyGirlSwagify]

@laktours Their not Indians.

[Rijumi]

@ThePrettyGirlSwagify They're*

[ThePrettyGirlSwagify]

@Rijumi Oops! Sorry. c:

[Rijumi]

@ThePrettyGirlSwagify :)

[druss999]

Love it , mate!

[missvqb]

Brilliant!

[techpaia]

lol thanks I needed that.

[blackdogwoofwoof]

whats a sri lankan?

[superrowini]

@blackdogwoofwoof Are you fucking serious?

[talashtv]

good one :D

[thesrilankan1990]

these bloody children are bloody useless noe?

[WhimsicalHawk]

/snorts

seriously

the clothes thing except the fact that my dad works instead of watching cricket

[hk6726]

Absolutely on the money. It's like being at home. Well done guys!

[ThePariskat]

0.23

[Avedu]

When I was a naughty child my Srilankan father used to shout "I'll give you a bloody wacking"... this was the best warning, I behaved right away xD!

[speedemon1992]

@Samuel115s..Im Srilankan and im white..get ur facts right son!

[Samuel115s]

@speedemon1992 if your white that just means that your a white person thats born in sir Lanka. im talking about the proper asian Sri lankan's their usually very dark on average

[2000tc88]

This is very nice,Yes,much respect,PLEASE check out,"Jan Pechan Ho",by Mohhamed Rafi.

[1020dilan]

tingi tingi tingi just SHUT UP men!!

LMFAO

[MayaMenonOfficial]

LOL !!!

[sydneyswansfan1]

Bloody fantastic fellas. Love the scotch bottles 100% on the nose....What the hell men??!!

[Distraughtamus]

I'm not sri lankan but I have a dad and this is hilarious no matter who you are love your pillow bellies this video gets me every time

[KhmerD0g]

da niggah is half naked

[garlandrider05]

Haha, stupid currymuncher

[superrowini]

@garlandrider05 And what?

[3picPurplePoison]

What happened to "why did u not get 100%"

[ooozycoozy]

bloody funny ah ..!!

[ShawnLandersz]

i laughed so hard i was afraid i was going to die. dude, that was HILARIOUS! Bohoma Sthuthi!

[makeuswet]

This was just too funny for words! Go and clean the gutters!

[adel50ca]

bloody children are useless bloody money for gas all the time using the bloody bike! bloody raskal not studying even this bugger

[iconforu2c]

HAHA this was a good S*it Says skit....very funny. 

[DeliJumbie]

0:41 OMFGGGGG

[koshw]

thats the problem with sri lankan girls...they only get HALF naked

[azntimtam]

@koshw is that because theyre covered in hair?

[Diwwan1]

@koshw wtf wrong with you!! why would you want to see an ugly hairy sri lankan girl naked? you gross mother fucker

btw iam sri lankan

[robbiedigital79]

@koshw S'ok if its the bottom half ;)

[hvw27]

Why are people talking skin tone on this video? Is it because you have trouble finding the perfect foundation match? .. yeah I get that. Carry on. :p

[im1hs1er1]

hahahahahahaha again, this just so freaking accurate! =P XD AWESOME!

[malaikat5]

does that look like a pillow in his t shirt bloody useless fella

[Australiansmate]

nice house let me guess your parents are doctors?

[chaosnoir1]

LOL



[MrECC83]

the bloody useless bugger, the tea sipping, the snoring, the international calls, ah...all too common.

[TheHubbaa]

duuuude that's a big fucking finger u have on your foot

[romeshaus]

How do all Sri Lankan parents know a High Commissioner?

[rokrE8girl]

So accurate. I can't even...

[canadarapper5]

he ah that ah wait ah he....im just tryin to remember this blood useless buggers...he was in the... i think he was the High Commissioner....GOLD.

[appleonthelove]

HAHAHHAHAHAH !

Nice 

[wisenheimer17]

lol good job ado...try making a video of what sri lankans generally say...'shit sri lankas say'..a mix of sinhala nd tamil slangs......anyways nice job again! i watch this every time i feel down :)

[wawathings]

SHAHHH !

[kingcat85]

"Can you go clean up all that crap!"...frighteningly accurate

[KiwiGirl12000]

Lemon puffs on the couch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOOOOOOOOOO SRi Lankan, my dad does all of this stuff.

[1995msindependent]

"he was in the ... i think he was the high commissioner" LOL how many high commissioners are there ? :\

[XAsMyBloodRunsBlackX]

your bloody half naked..

SNOOOOREE!

fucking win!

[djjedah]

NO MATTER HOW MANY INDIAN'S/PAKISTANI'S ETC CLAIM THAT THEIR PARENT'S ARE LIKE THIS, I BEG TO DIFFER, JUST STOP.... NO MATTER WHAT YOU CAN NEVER GET A FATHER LIKE A SRI LANKAN FATHER, SO STOP BEGGING IT! THESE BLOODY FELLOWS ARE BLOODY IDIOTS! LOL

[maya00188]

annoying snorings! oh god

[FlityBird]

There is a such thing as Sri Lankan Tamils LOL.

And being one myself, this still applies to my dad COMPLETELY! XD

[SnipesTopShelf]

You forgot to add "Lets load up a boat with 500 of us and show up to Canada i heard they will let us all in"

[dylans26]

haha omg this is soo true!!!! I love your videos.

[Sapphirepearlz]

OH MY GOD this is totally my dad, I'm crying so much

[lion100011]

Is anyone here ashamed of their skin colour????

[kenrulezandisgod7]

I'm half Sri Lankan and I approve that all of this is true. :D

(trollface)

[HKL3155]

lol so good! 

[rashmyster]

Classic. I like the cricket world cup wining picture on the desktop background and the whisky and tonic! Attention to detail, sick vid lads!

[snsandiego]

You two are very stupid by your nature

[hairwire]

Why are you idiots having an argument about bloody skin colour? Just watch the video and laugh, or go and join a forum.

[Ceroman321]

My father when he see's me going out "here putha come here" {i walk over} "ILL BLADDY TELL YOUR MOTHER YOU'VE BEEN GOING OUT WITH WOMEN IF I CATCH ON MY PHONE AGAIN!

[parramattafan001]

You're bloody half naked.

[AngelThasha]

I have an uncle who speaks exactly like Sanushka in this video!!! Hahahahaa you two are just SU-PERB!!!

[angelasfern]

Oh jeez, just remembered: anyone else's dads ever say "Shall we?" and the response, "Let's."?

Most frequent in white collar dads, especially after a round of scotch and schmoozing with "high commissioners". Hahahahaha! Love it!

[Himarni]

Except you forgot the whole 'come to tell you something' or ''me - oya te podi budduak penuna one'' - you know: when you're telling your extended family embarrassing anecdotes about your parents and they're that desperate to prise you away from everybody xD

[gemy123]

LOL pretty much like my dad except we're east Indian!!

[ferds95]

HAHAHAHAHA love it!

[imviral88]

so I showed my dad this video...

Me: Oi dad check this out sooo funny

after its finishes

Dad: What is this useless program

Me: SMDH

[SpArKyY17]

u should do one on sri lankan uncles

[alphuzzy]

U forgot "Comb your hair child" :)

[angelasfern]

LOVE the minute attention to details, like the desktop background of the 1996 world cup win...we never forget, do we? ;)

[Samuel115s]

are them guy really Sri lankan they look more indian cuz Sri lankan's are usually really proper dark.

[STFpolice1]

@Samuel115s actually its the other way round. lot of people confuse sri lankans with Tamils cos all the Tamils migrate after being bombed in sri lanka. indians in general are very black, i have been to commonwealth games, i have seen africans lighter than most indians.

[Samuel115s]

@STFpolice1 you probably went to south India cuz south Indians are very dark but west and north Indians aint that dark. and over her in the UK most Indians i'v seen are lighter than the guy in this video or the same colour. im half indian and most people in my family especially the women are quite light and the darkest is around about the same colour as the guy in this video

[STFpolice1]

@Samuel115s New Dehli. This guy isn't even light skinned. lol skin color perception changes from regions. in india he maybe be lighted skinned but here he would be dark brown. I'm a very light olive color. the girl in this video /watch?v=yI7wPrmzxZ0 I would say is a medium brown. but india people may call her white lol

[youlikemehn]

@Samuel115s sri lankans come in all different colors...and the same thing you can find with indians and any other race.

[Samuel115s]

@youlikemehn yes i know that Sri lankan's come in different colour's but on average their usually quite dark like chocolate or dark chocolate, and on average Indians are a caramel light brown or medium brown and on average Pakistanis are quite pale like pale olive.

[STFpolice1]

@Samuel115s caramel brown? take look at the commonwealth games. all i saw was char coal black. lol

[ricecurrylife]

@Samuel115s i'm sri lankan btw. what are you are basing your evidence on? personal experience( which is irelevant) ? unless you know every sri lankan or indian in the world, you cant tell on average how dark they are cause you've never met them all. i know loads of indians and pakistanis who are darker but i don't say they are darker than sri lankans.

[Samuel115s]

@ricecurrylife i knew it, i thought you were Sri lankan. if you ask most asian which of the three and darker they will most of the time say the Sri lankan's. and its not just them Bangladesh is usually very dark. the one part of indian thats known fore being dark is south India or some times the east but the north, west and up in the mountains usually aint dark. not that their's any thing wrong with being dark. by the way are you even dark.

[FireVortex720]

@Samuel115s hey, why are you debating skin color? you're a bloody idiot! just watch the video or I'll give you a thundering slap!

[STFpolice1]

@FireVortex720 ignore this guy samuel, I know him very well. he had a sri lankan Sinhalese girlfriend, and her family wouldn't accept him due to his dark skin color also being indian and not able to speak Sinhalese. so in short she dumped him, and he thinks she was most beautiful girl in the world so now he has a massive grudge on the whole sri lankan populace. he has multiple accounts dont be fooled. his real name "Amit Kumar"

[sparksfly44]

@STFpolice1 That's really sad. Colorism/racism/xenophobia of any sort needs to fuck off tbh

[lion100011]

@Samuel115s you are obviously uneducated or undereducated...being a terrorist does that.

[helaya007]

@ricecurrylife Obviously Sri lanka being close to the equator should be darker than northern india. point is every one is dark compared to Europe since genes are different and the climate is different darker is prettier than paler and vise versa. It is the features , mannerism, personality and educational background that matters

[ricecurrylife]

@helaya007 i'm not talking comparing to india. i was just making a point that every race has different colours. the guy i was talking with was being definitive and close minded about sri lankans only being dark.

[LordSamits]

@Samuel115s Mate stop worrying about how dark sri lankans are. You should be more worried about the state of your Indian cricket team, last time i checked you lot are getting smashed over in Aussie.

[Samuel115s]

@LordSamits well im not a fan of cricket neither do i care if India are losing or not. i was told their good but if their not it dont bother me either way at, least they beat Pakistan. im only half indian so i really dont care about the whole cricket thing

[LordSamits]

@Samuel115s All good mate :) But it was kind of sad how the first thing you noticed about this video was the skin colour of these boys rather than the awesomeness of this video.

[alfstubedin]

@Samuel115s damnit amit, fuck off u smelly cunt. Fuck indians with ur superiority hierarchy based on skin tone. Doesn't matter how dark lankans are, u ask any one who's met a lankan what they think, they all agree lankans are some of the most easy going and some of the best people to get along with. Ask em about indians and the reaction is "tell em bloody indians to fuck off!!"And thats my suggestion to u, goodbye.

[Samuel115s]

@alfstubedin what the fuck, did i even mention any thing about a skin tone hierarchy...no. all i said is that the guys in this video aint dark like most sir lankan's. plus whats wrong with being dark your the one making an issue out of it your acting like dark is an offensive term. im not even fully indian by the way im biracial. and indian's aint the ones with problems most people would agree that Pakistanis are the ones with problems most people would agree that Sikhs aint bad people.

[nrockerz6]

@Samuel115s the truth is SL is a lot like South Africa and has little to nothing in common with India my friend well in the skin tone hierarchy. If modern Darwinism is applied in SL then forget the Brown the people you should see the rest of Italy,Spain,Bosnia? Deutcheland you name it. SL state language is Sinhalese as in an Indo-Aryan language. So the Brown people and the Dark ones would be considered Dravidian.

[cwimalas]

Thundering slap was spot on!!!

[adzmayne2]

Proud to be lankan

[inmyplums]

i think he was the high commissioner hahahahahahahahahahahahaha best!!!

[bigchilli84]

"I'll bloody give you a good thundering slap" LOL!

[brownstargirl]

the tea slurp.

[bakuganbrawler200]

my thumbs up button is bro-ken

[Chuuplo]

I have a sh*t gay people say video!!!

[GeTSUGAxX9]

dang you can act well

[athmeezy24]

I'm just trying to bloody remember this bloody useless bugga

[ashblackisblack]

WOW my sri lankan dad.................IDENTICAL

[ozaithmatt]

I'm half Sri Lankan, the entirety of my mum's side is like this... Even after living in Sydney for about thirty years. Somethings never change and these make me strangely proud to be half Sri Lankan.

Might I suggest you do a video on aunties and uncles, and marrying people off.

And if you're ever in Sydney I'd love to help with a video :)

[adeetsrao]

Oh my god both of your videos apply perfectly to my parents as well - I think all South Asians have it the same (or at least all South Indians or Sri Lankans) :)

[fairdose]

I'm Bengali and Bengali dads are identical. Wearing the lungi at home with the wife-beater-under shirt. I got thrown the "You're bloody half naked!" too.The slow tea sip is classic!!!!!

[iinspectra]

That sip of tea at 0:20 is so spot on I can't even. The reeealllly slow sip and the satisfied head shake.

[babehurst88]

My god...have you met my dad too?? Although he doesn't say bloody as much.

[missvqb]

You really make me laugh, Sooo clever!

[MegaPokefan101]

I"ll gonna give you a thunderous slaap xD

[rnusiclover]

You've nailed both my parents responses and actions. How do you know?!

[AdamTeAwanui]

Sooo-perb!

[sashalovesmj]

LOVE IIITTTTT

[mondugibaby]

Sha!! Sanushka Ranasinghe is 1st class!!!

[jojoblow1980]

23 fathers disliked this video ... :)

[dylandlima09]

uh that uh , bloody guy uh...im trying to remember the bloody guy

[Eathroc]

I am Indian and I can relate. :)

[tweetylova08]

omg i thought my dad was the only one that drinks tea like that LOL



[DriftxKingGTR]

One day im gonna say these to my kids. specially that one "bloody give a good thundering slap" can't wait to become a dad lmaoo

[kluivert666]

that thundering slap part is so true... one teacher said it in our class once

[dogglet1234]

let me giv u a thundering slap

[Diwwan1]

make more video shit cunt

[ashes187]

Everyone's a useless bugger to my dad and he checks his tea just like how they show it! SUPERB video!!!!! But i like the Shit Sri Lankan Mothers say much more!!! I played both videos at the same time n I seriously felt like i was at home!!