G.I. Joe PSA Sailor

[DiskJockeySlickJames]

funny but.....uhm....nvrmd

[astheshadowsdance]

Nigga stole his bike!

[glitterbug10001]

the sailor sounds kinda like adam west

[pcatp]

i think his moms a whore, just sayin

[combinownage]

This was posted when I was in 8th grade.

I am a College Sophomore now.

[samuraieaux]

@combinownage These came out in 2002, I was in 7th grade and am out of college now.

[IfUSeekAndy]

I BELIEVE I KNEW YOUR MOTHER SON

[xxImCutUpxx]

That'd be creepy. Having some guy being all like "OH LOOK I'M YOUR DAD BUT I'M GOING TO ASK PEDO QUESTIONS TO MAKE IT ALL AKWARD"

[TheColossalSquid]

HAHAHA suck my dong bitch haha

[MrBigben1221]

dockside bar

[Katingaan]

GEE AI JOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[whatitdoinc]

Hey what the fuck ,no way/

[TheYTLiberator]

I believe i knew your mother, son...

[deblob94]

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MOLESTING LITTLE BOYS

[llamasoccer233]

hehehe suck my dong bitch ahah

[monsignorhul]

10 people's moms hang out at dockside bars.

[07sproate]

@monsignorhul  lolll

[dialsforme]

my god... it's like looking in a mirror.

[fosheezi]

hahaha suck my nuts bitch!

[Mossman1223]

Ever been in a Turkish prison, Johnny?

[mattwu911]

Hey knowing is half the battle, I'm glad shipwreck got to meet his son.

[hephistus101]

I believe I knew your mother son....does your mother still hang out by dock-side bars?

[boringshi]

I hate how NOONE of my friends, family, or coworkers get this kind of humour!!

[thejessehoward]

my 100th time watchin it and i just noticed the parrot

[CoolioVids101]

@thejessehoward ha wow

[reduathonar]

lol

[TheAle89515]

Suck my dock, bitch!

[NamelessStrang3r]

OMG its Billy Mays!!!!

[lupusthelupus]

Dockside bars? :(

[lootplx]

haahahha, lmao

[Kloketeer]

This is how I met my dad!

[Cokacolapepsicolawot]

Hey! Fucken slow down!

[carbomb19]

I think I saw a wee-bitty boner pop out of that bird. Gross...

[MrBigben1221]

dockside bar?

[DonZabu]

Remember kids: don't talk to strangers if you don't want to find out who your real father is.

[AlmostGotSome]

I wish I met my Dad this way...

[darcy031685]

I love that his shirt is open all the way to his pants. It's so perverted. :)

[iheartmusikkk]

I believe I knew your mother, son

[osconhur89]

Johnny, have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue-corn moon? Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grins?

[clazzyKUN]

Johhny, Do you eat apple fritters?

[SCRulerShinoda]

what's it been, thirteen years?

lol

[cifeso]

@SCRulerShinoda

14?

[wherearemybones2]

johnny, have you seen the movie 'Ghost'?

[mikerotethis]

have you ever seen a grown man naked before?

[ActionHobo2]

Johnny, do you like movies about gladiators?

[VirtualDynamite]

Johnny, do you lie baseball.

[TheRoboticFerret]

This guy's a stalker, Johnny, don't trust him! XD

[SoCalculated69]

do you play baseball.

[arf15beagle]

Johnny, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

[TalkHero]

One of the best ones i have seen so far. lol

[testing1sim]

on your mark, get set, go! hey what the fuck!

[Trailhammer]

Johnny, do you like... English Porno?

[EVANetc]

"Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars? ".... "Dockside bar?"

[RWDtech]

lmao he really does say "suck my duck/dock bitch" listen closely

[JocastaDeVilleneuve]

"Johnny, do ya play baseball?"

[anonymousdrifter]

Johnny, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[Snarzellor]

suck my dust bitch

[Stigmatainmypants]

This one brings me to tears everytime. Think it's my personal favourite. "My god, it's like looking in a mirror.."

[OldPappy]

Johny... have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[kdsns]

........Johnny, do you play baseball?

[Abderian]

Johnny, do you like... movies about gladiators?

[fromaginator1]

do ya play baseball?

[bobbagnush]

"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"

[Primivist]

peyote

[freebty]

jonny do you play baseball lol

[smcneal057]

That is just great for that kid...He just found Daddy... Oh and his Mommy is a whore....

[11M10A17R75INES]

Johnny, you ever hang out around a gym?- Airplane! that would have been historical!

[SpielDoggy]

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" - Airplane!

That would have been historical.

[ColorsBright]

The moral of the story is:

You shouldnt talk to strangers unless you want to find out who your father is.

[Verceti1]

that's fucking classic...i've never watched any GI Joe but i assume in the real version these blokes give the kids some sort of valuable lesson...but why do they all dress like male strippers?

[MaskedEmrys]

Because it's G.I. Fucking Joe, that's why.

[LegocatMaster]

The kid didn't say "cock".

He said "Eat my dust, bitch."

[UndeadCorpse93]

Johnny....Do you play baseball?

[madmanhunter]

dose your mother still hang out at doc side bars.

[nuffinmuffin]

hahahahha i love the sailors voice!

[kranktank]

yeah he sounds like a pedo lol

[zekal10]

(giggle giggle) "Suck my cock, bitch!"

[egg534]

oh he said cock??

LOL I THOUGHT HE SAID DUCK!!

im like wtf that doesnt make sense!

[webomaryhoptoe]

omg I cant stop laughing

[mustangstevegt]

dockside bars. that guy totally screwed that boys mom! what are the chances?

[Stigmatainmypants]

By far my favourite of the PSA's... I absolutely bust a gut everytime..

"My god, it's like looking in a mirror.."

[GoreSpattered]

Johnny, do you play baseball?

[MrBigben1221]

@GoreSpattered i know its funny

[Monicalovesmusic]

Johnny, do u play baseball?

hahahhaha

[caveman73]

My god it's like looking in a mirror.

[dexterbleeds]

Does your mother still hang out at Dockside Bar?

[kraken589]

Johny, do you play baseball?

[doomstoday]

I really don't think anyone got the video, um sailors usually get a woman pregnet and leave their lifes for years while at war, and end up back in the kids life 14 years later. Hello........

[darkarcra]

I think that's armed forces in general, but just because they are young, drink and fuck a lot. Plus they change duty stations often.

But honestly, who didn't drink more and fuck more when you were younger...

[rynocerous]

If people can miss that, than the world is in worse condition than i thought.

[caveman73]

You sir are a fuck douche!

[xxKoRndudexx]

dude i have heard of that happening

[237mrbungle]

shit heads,,,that was a gay video

[donttalktome929]

your a gay

[newman824]

wtf man wait.. suck my dog bitch

[xxKoRndudexx]

whao thats a weird comment

[KndRproductionz]

I believe I knew your mother, son...

[babyfacebosn]

suck my dog bitch lol

[DarthBane123]

lol

[FirstClassHeel]

This is SO much better than the original dub of this (which was about these two boys stealing a bike and Shipwreck [the guy with the parrot on his shoulder] lectures them on how stealing is wrong).

[FirstClassHeel]

This is SO much better than the original dub of this (which was about these two boys stealing a bike and Shipwreck [the guy with the parrot on his shoulder] lectures them on how stealing is wrong).

[Feyrhawk]

OMG i think i just crapped in my pants. this is one of the ones i never saw. SO HILARIOUS. This stuff is genius.

[darkstar8196]

lmao that was hilarious! random at the ends on all of these lol

[dlightman1978]

fourteen ? my lord ... it's like I'm looking at a mirror ---- LAUGHS

[titansolaris]

thanks! saved this video with savetube.*com

[nutterperl]

Johnny, do u play baseball?

[robertspringthorpe]

One of the best lines of all the PSAs - I almost fell off my chair laughing

[seoulchild24]

Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars? ha ha ha

[iamhxc]

hahahahahahaha.

[michaelfrusciante]

johnny, do you play baseball :D.. awesome stuff