The Apprentice UK: Series 4, Episode 3 - 2 of 6

[philkirky91]

anybody else think that kevin looks a cross between matt lucas and russell howard?

[kawola17]

2.95, mistake.

[AlexaMemphis]

"...so they don't poison anyone..." HAHA LOVE IT =D x

[JohnShouts]

"I dunno how you spell accent..." You've got to love Lee! Legend!

[southerngeorgie]

lol "does coffee come under dessert?"

[vicked914]

are u kidding me? italian accents?

[dickies673]

SO HERE IT IS GUYS MENU FOR THE BOYS DOG SHIT WITH CHICKEN BONES AND BLUE MOULDED PAST WITH A FREE PINT OF PISS GET 2 COURSES FOR THE PRICE OF 1 ALL IN THE DUKE OF HAMILTON THIS WEEK END

[Lukapho]

Clair should probably do some research before sounding so incredibly over confident that curry is a bad idea. "It is a niche, and not as well selling as British food"... eeerrrmmm.. After a BUNCH of surveys over a few years, curry is the UK's most ordered dish. You would have thought they would do some kind of research into food before selling some meals in a pre-existing pub.

[TJ347]

Sara is horrible as a PM, period. 

[msra6lk2]

i love the army sounding guy he's mental!

[peprilen]

The boys' execution of this task is SOOO painful to watch

[hummussexual]

kevn is fucking stupid

he should have listened to simon

[TheAcewalk]

Kevin has no clue about food! Plus he has Small- Man- Syndrom

[DudeSpectre]

What the fuck is so difficult about checking the wholesale price, and working out the profit margin? Basic economics. The potentials are always wastes of space: drama drama drama!

[Lumanix1]

Coffee is a desert. Bloody hell, what century does he live in 1950

[npauljarrett]

Nick always looks like hes holding in a fart

[taxIN7]

lucinda's depressing mood is strangely attractive

[beefy69]

just give clair some crisps she will do whatever u want

[cacks213]

kevin looks like daffyd!!!!!!!

[thedmtbc]

how do you spell accent again?

[JessiiBaybiix]

"I'm the only gay in the village" hahaha Kevin .. & tonight im going to be .. Daffyd Thomas .. =D LOL piss take!

[cacks213]

@JessiiBaybiix i just seen what you wrote after i wrote that kevin looks like daffyd lol

[jhoureecantona]

they are lucky no one is like tre here.....he whould have made mince meet of those fuckers

[Bunnyfantastico25]

Lee would make a brilliant Sat Nav. "Listen to me...turn left...you've missed the turning. I'm concerned...Lee McQueen is concerned..."

[GlennyScraps]

What the fuck is Kevin talking about at 8:59 he's so slow on his feet he says 10 tomatoes for 4 people then says 150 tomatoes for 15 people

[GlennyScraps]

Why is Sara saying things like "Give them something different they've never had the chance to eat" or w/e curry is one of the most common foods in Britain and 1:55 another moment where Lee shows another trait which is not giving a fuck if he can't spell an easy word because he's obviously dyslexic (sp)?

[xxshannen1xx]

curry appeals to more people than toad in the hole.

[TheAmirHazwan]

I LOL everytime Kevin comes up on the screen. He reminds me of Daffyd Thomas, the only gay in the village

[BarrysWeapon]

@TheAmirHazwan i was JUST about to type the exact same thing!

[aidanbard]

What is an Italian accent.

[GlennyScraps]

I'm CONCERNED, Lee McQueen is CONCERED lmao classic Lee

[leandrodivera]

The "head chef" guy is lost

[afiliation]

i fink am in love..."shut da fack ap" LOL

[QGprincess]

love Lee, one of my favorite people in the history of this show,

and the dude went to university across from my house :) :)

[ofxxxthexxxflowers]

curry is SO not a niche market.

[terryshilo]

Trying not to be sexist here, but on the third start, the girls are still doing their power play out front and loud, not to say men don't do the same thing, they just don't wear it so obviously on their sleeves. I once supervised 28 women, it was a hell I'll never forget. Again, not to say I haven't heard men get into it at times. Differences in sexes, you bet, and it shows.

[tomfoolerie69]

there is a reason none of these people have jobs

[BibiaLaineaa118]

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[SenatorTonyKreutzer]

I love the profanities.

Do they actually NOT bleep these in the UK ?

[Qwerty4594]

Lucinda's become a sick old vegetable.

[pdpstrongsad]

oh god..y do girls always make it seem personal..

[pdpstrongsad]

this black chick is such an air head..

[Pseudonymdk]

i'm pretty sure that had the girls lost, Claire would have been soooo fired! How she lasted as long as she did is beyond me!

[thelouisfanclub]

that's not the right recipe for carbonara! it's bacon egg and parmesan! not chicken and creme fraiche lol

[blognewb]

EXCELLENT DEALS GIRLS!!!

[Razaak666]

Ian and Kevin are absolute disasters. I feel sorry for Simon.

[deadlyhips]

Kevin really doesn't have a clue. =|

[Alexmo555]

If Lee McQueen is concerned, I am as well.

[AjRhCp]

Can somebody tell me why they get so excited by 'A taste of Italy at the Duke of Hamilton'? It isn't witty or clever in any way.

[SurvivorPoison]

@AjRhCp They were probably just happy they came up with something.

[itsbritneybitch69]

"so they dont poison anyone" very funny lol

[Pearly403]

This is the reason why I hate working with women :-) and I am one myself lol :-) I'D END UP THROTTELING THEM! :-)

[itsbritneybitch69]

@Pearly403 lol me 2! i find men easier 2 work with

[phenomonon99]

Is it me or does Kevin look like ' im the only GAY in the village'?

[jennyspa]

@phenomonon99 Ha ha Yes!! I knew he reminded me of someone :-) 

[exitcheese]

@phenomonon99 no its not just you

[phenomonon99]

@exitcheese nice come back where did u get it from, your mother?

[kiloran47]

@phenomonon99 OMG, you're 100% spot on! I was wondering the whole time, but he really looks like Daffyd's lost twin!

[AdamRyanKirkwood]

That Kevin Shaw bloke reminds me of Matt Lucas haha

[ivorbigonee]

cant spell accent?

[blingadude]

@ivorbigonee He's clearly not had a great education but there are also quite a few people who have dyslexia. I got an A in my English GCSE so I'm not stupid, but I cannot spell some simple words for the life of me. It's nothing to put someone down for.

[ivorbigonee]

@blingadude jesus christ, hold your horses. I only made an observation.

[blingadude]

@ivorbigonee Sorry, I didn't intend malice.

[MrJak925]

Nearly every pub in the country does an english menu if they sell food, bollywood is a good idea to me. o.o

[74row]

@ripe17 no need...

[Alliisia]

£10 for spagetti bolognaise!!!!!!! I could make enough for my family for that!

[kellyfortune]

the blonde is hot

[issybella262]

"So they don't poison anyone"

Aha, to be honest they all come off as such numpties they probably would XD

[ddbd]

everyone loves indian food, its filling, wholesome real food, with strong satisfying robust flavours.

[sof2finchy]

A taste of Allah in a market in Baghdad in 2004, while somebody blows themself up.

[conkerXI]

"A taste of Italy at the Duke of Hamilton, A taste of Italy at the Duke of Hamilton, A taste of-" WE GET IT RAEF!!!!!!

[harj2009]

Curry FTW

this was the best series ever

[radiationphilc]

Oh dear, the middle class cunts come flooding in .

[radiationphilc]

Latees in a pub. Bloody ell, you don't go down the boozer for a coffee, or an italian.

Pie n mash! that'd do nicely

[360cbh]

@radiationphilc First of all I doubt you're English. Secondly, it's hardly a theme to stick to something already considered traditional with the native country. For example, if this task took place in Italy, pie and mash would be more appropriate as it would suggest an English theme.

[MalonsMilk]

I'm concerned. Lee McQueen is concerned.

I love that guy

[btolosa]

Simon is a legend!

[ikkin69]

i dunno how to spell accent ... wtf, he won?

[Amzyie]

Everyone loves a curry, I agree with Sara, Claire shut the fuck up!

[Natashaaaaaaaa]

My Dad used to Run The Kings head

[0diamondangel0]

curry is as much a british dish as bangers + mash these days!

[xxshannen1xx]

@0diamondangel0 chicken tikka massala is considered our national dish.

[personify505]

claire "shut the fuck up" lol

[henselot]

@LordAntWarrior The English version of korma is a modification of a traditional Moghul Indian dish. I don't think it originated in England.

[RKMauri]

Lee can't spell "accent"

FUCKING HELL

[sutton513]

Claire likes a good ole pie that's why.

[mattan147]

Claire thinks curry is 'niche'? Indian is probably in the top 3 most popular cuisines in Britain. Hardly niche is it?

[cedrikledlp]

Curry's great, but who can cook it? The girls didn't bother to know if they have a chef in their team... As for the boys, almost everyone can cook pasta and bang a pizza in the oven. They should win this one.

[movi3srock]

loooool wow, she sounds like a close minded bitch when she says that "english" food is better than curry. lool i have to say, although im not sure i'd like curry, i would want to go a bollywood thing and try some or another dish there, than get sumthing i could get at any other restaurant in my neighbourhood. loool watever, she just likes her idea, cuz its HER idea lool

[mylesbradley1234]

FOR FUCK SAKE! GET ON WITH IT! XD

[powers2088]

the kitchen advisors face when kevin is saying that a coffee is a dessert...always makes me laugh!

[skylur44]

You can get an English meal anywehre; the curry is a great idea, God she's an idiot. The best Indian food outside of India is in England. Love curry and mango chutney, mm mm.

[Natashaaaaaaaa]

@skylur44 You can get a curry anywhere

[rygig]

I can see this going badly wrong for both teams.

[CampionWindisch]

'I'm concerned, Lee McQueen is concerned'... Brilliant.

[PNY372]

A taste of Italy.. at the Duke of Hamilton.. Could you see Sir Alan showing up to that? A bunch of "tuht"

[whitexchina]

A taste of Italy- how innovativ!

[nevfx]

"Lee McQueen is concerned...

"And so is Simon."

XD

[shakeshaftthomas]

"so they dont poison anyone" haha

[hbarad93]

curry OWNS!

[gingerhunter55]

£4.95 for soup. "Thats what I'd pay in.... Guilford". What pretentious places does Kevin visit exactly?

[DarkPanthera]

LOL the narrator is so sarcastic:

"So they don't POISON anyone, they get a kitchen adviser..."

coz you know, these apprentices are complete noobs at everything to be honest

[drumtum]

Kevin is a hell of chef. Potatoes is very Italian. Plonker!

[00AJS]

"I'm concerned...

Lee McQueen is concerned..."

[jumpoff718]

I'm concerned. jumpoff718 is concerned! - LOL

[HPhenomenal]

Claire's an annoying little...er..i mean BIG cunt. lol

[peshinc]

@HPhenomenal no one finds u funny.

[jumpoff718]

@HPhenomenal LOL

[HoldingMyLastRook]

Why does Sara have to make everything indian-related?

[maddawtf]

Kevin is going to be a shit head chef. Carbonara's main ingredients are eggs and pancetta (bacon), not chicken and creme fraiche. And he says he enjoys being in the kitchen...ignorant cunt!

[GlennYule]

panino!

[bus140808]

Is kevin vicky pollards brother?

[jess0687x]

@bus140808 no, he is vicky pollard

[naijabebe]

@jess0687x Lol, i'm guessing yr referring to Kevin....

[jess0687x]

@naijabebe yep that's the one

[milliesixx]

'thats what i would pay in guildford'...fucking classic

[sartorial123]

Bollywood theme sucks.

[littIeduck]

ahhh~ I'm loving the British accents. :D

[puzokutya]

Sara is my ideal candidate....for bed.

Who knows, she might be a good apprentice too. Can't really concentrate she's too fine.

[rafankhan1]

Claire is really annoying in this episode why doesnt she just do what her project manager asks her to do??

[njjroberts]

@rafankhan1 she probably does, but u only see 5 % of the actuall day if that

[MissMael]

Why can't they figure out budget and menu before they rush out. It always looks like the candidates are driving around randomly and they trying to figure out the amount and cost while standing on a corner. There's so much random driving around in this show.

[rosstabuel86]

I dont know how to spell accent? - bloody hell

[khan020202]

i love kevin's west country ancent

[shinynoisymilly]

Claire at 0:55 'Curry's quite niche'?!!

Where the hell is she from?! It's the most popular dish in the UK! Does she never go out?!!

[MissMael]

@shinynoisymilly That's my impression, my British friends and their friends eats a lot of curry and there's so many curry places around.

[jazman170]

you probably see more of them than fish and chip places or any other british themed restaurants,yet that being said,a curry has come into its own as britains most popular dish..hehhe.wooo!!!!

[puzokutya]

Oh she goes out allright. Out of her mind AAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.... ...sorry I'm just mental.

[beccaRed11]

wow curry s actually one of britans most popular dishes, a curry and a larger man lol, what was she on about

[zaklamp24]

God I love Lee..."Lee McQueen is concerned". From now on I'm gonne do the same to people with my name if I'm concerned.

[Timefliesbye]

OMG!!!

10 tomatoes for 4 people you idiot, so 15 orders of soup would NOT make 150 tomatoes but instead only 42-43. You stupid fuck NEVER for at my bank or I will come down there and shoot you.

[job87meh]

I say again, why the bloody hell did they decide prices before they'd calculated costs? I thought they were supposed to be business-minded?!

[job87meh]

I pity whoever gets cooked for by Kevin.

[JBinOtown]

Curry is disgusting

[Dupe16118]

"I DANNA HOW YA SPELL ACCENT"

How the fuck did he get the job?

[VariedInterest]

He's a business school cunt, they don't study culture, literature, or linguistics, or anything challenging for that matter. You need to realize that business or law school grads are just jocks in suits.

[jazman170]

i kind of agree with you, and you missed out 'arrogant wannabes' ehehe =D

[Timefliesbye]

@Dupe16118 By sleeping with the director.

[waynejingo]

I'm a culinary adventurer me, we'll do authentic Italian food..... with chips and a coffee for dessert.....erm !

Yeah that'll do !!!

[scottishterrierdude]

"I think curry's quite niche" - where do they find these out-of-touch numpties?

[ProphetTenebrae]

Yeah, it's probably one of THE most popular types of food in the UK... but then, you've got spaz boy say £4.20 is too much for a bowl of soup, where the hell is he getting his soup? Soup kitchens?

[catppop]

7:24 Indian "shut the fuck up" she is so hot

[EdgeheadPP]

"I like trying new things." Try your first jump off a cliff, its amazing.

For everyone else.

[AcrobaticSpunk]

Sara: "I just feel like telling Claire - Shut the f*ck up" - lol.

[R3DHULK]

kevin's baked mushroom pureay sounded well silly

[shiherlis21]

" Lee McQueen is concerned! "  Love it!

[miguelucho20008]

He can't spell "accent"!

[districtline]

the guys in the kitchen...all I could think of was "where's Gordon Ramsay when you need him?"

[LittleimaginatioN]

when he says on your head be it, watch the smile fade from Kevin's face!

[neilus]

Man this is one of my fav Apprentices ever...from Alex thinking 1 pound is 100% of TWO pounds to Kevins pureed baked mushrooms, serving half a pizza...the boys fuck up so badly...if youve watched Kitchen Nightmares it makes you realise what a beeeyatch of a challenge this is but thats why its so good, this should be a regular App task, classic!

[DaSlug32]

Micheal should work for Oxfam - he gives everything away for nothing.

[oldfieldmikey]

£3.95 would have been best for soup. £2.95 is dirt cheap for a restaurant.

[5cliss30]

I disagree when Claire says that Curry will only appeal to a niche market. Who doesn't like curry? It's practically a national dish!

Curry nights always go down storm at my local.

[rp3632]

Yeah it is a national dish now that Great Britain is no longer populated by a majority of English people ;)

[luna1463]

dunno why people are giving you the thumbs down - its true

[jess0687x]

@5cliss30 quite a lot of people dont, incuding me!

normal english food is better

[LordAntWarrior]

@5cliss30 I laughed at that too, some of the 'nuggets of wisdom' these candidates come out with are simply hilarious. Curry is one of the most popular dishes in the UK! Infact the Chicken Korma originated in this country!

[5cliss30]

All this talk of Curry is making me hungry! lol

[Alexmo555]

@5cliss30 I have curry club at my place: madness.

[issybella262]

roflmao

narrator:so they dont poison anyone!!! lol

i think they could

[Willis241119]

i really fancy lindi

[woodselpen]

It's amazing how often these guys go into a rant, thinking they're communicating - c'mon, speaking should be a basic human skill, surely!

[fiorenza83]

I need to buy a sari - anyone know of any good shops in London?!

[Natashaaaaaaaa]

@fiorenza83 try ilford

Kevin is the biggest plonker ever to appear on the apprentice...coffee is coffee, not a dessert you cretin!!!