Giant Millipede

[IIPeePee]

arent Millipedes poisonous. but very harmless

[moojeek]

very difficult to masturbate on this video

[thelurk1]

@moojeek But not impossible.

[sugargirl2001]

Dang, its fast. mine is really slow.



[eatmahdusteez]

I HEARD THAT IF ONE OF THOSE THINGS TOUCHEEESS YOU YOU DIE IN 10 YEARS!!!!!

[acealexander702]

EW! FUCK! WHY WOULD YOU LET IT 5 MILES NEAR YOU?!

[IggyHazard]

@acealexander702 Now, now. Just because it has lots of legs doesn't mean it's naughty-naughty bad-bad.

\8-P

"They're not monsters. They're just animals." ~Dr. Grant, 'Jurassic Park'

[Zeroiketskie]

My dick is still bigger than that.

[LittleGamer95]

@Zeroiketskie Hahaha funny guy... :)

[zanpaktuh]

It is not dangerous too if you eat it... Go try it!

[DaContractKiller]

Thats it, im moving to the moon.

[MadPyrotechnicus]

I would like to take the liberty of thanking God for letting me live in Western-Europe, where such evil creatures do not exist.

[Pony7one]

ill.

[MrIhatepaper]

In my experience, these bugs smells terrible!!!

[54israelsilva]

tacos



[jedihunter176]

He's so cute! I wanna give him a cheeseburger. That's gonna be his staple diet in captivity. Cheeseburgers.

[wowdirtsA]

I found one of these guys once in the wild, and I live in Canada o_0

I had no idea they lived here!

[eggsaladinthetub]

Millipedes, the little guys everyone loves because of the huge contrast from their asshole relative, the centipede.

[ih1ba2s]

after watching this, i feel like stuff is crawling all over me

[TheMightyX]

@ih1ba2s That feeling is called "formication" (not forN, mind you)!

[Zod011]

Its so cute !!!

[churromister589]

that is not giant compared to a giant millipede

[adobo777]

They smell funny

[shark1669661]

they feel good too, i put one in my shirt, and let him walk around on my back, theres somthing about hundreds of lets going across your skin

[jone4s]

its somehow cute.. and its shiny. its ok for an insect or whatever...

[gubaziman]

guys know that millipedes are not centipedes, that means that thay do not bite and are high in toxin

[marcesakurita]

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that was creepy!! I personally wouldn't touch it but that's all

[fuzzyjem3]

i want to step on that gross piece of shit

[residentsushi]

I'm normally scared of this type of bug, but that thing is just crazy adorable for some reason.

[LordZacknafien]

Millipedes are soooooooooooo CUTE!!!.

I hear they are around $20,000 because they are High exotic Prehistoric Bugs!!!!.

[IpodFailx700]

ya think that's the only long black thing they've seen?

[lainysparkles]

give it to the africans, they hungryyyyyy :3

[LordZacknafien]

@lainysparkles Nooooooooooooo they are soooo CUTE!! =(

Dont kill teh widdle Millipedes!!! =(

[CocoCoryBrough99]

if i was a millipeed i'd go right up his hole so he wil know not to touch me ...

[supereldinho]

@CocoCoryBrough99 That's the reason I'm not a fan of bugs...

[datazn618]

Bear Grylls says that's dangerous to eat.

[Andigangster]

i want to eat one

[SickaThenMost]

Im sure he gets all the ladies...

[dyoungsoul2heartless]

he's like damnit let me down!

[DarkFairy003]

*shivers*

[TheJayman213]

millipedes may not bite but i think some are venomous nonetheless.

[louisgworld]

millipedes always look so....clean

[daxxdadogg]

i counted a milipedes legs once. got to 20 and got bord

[MULTIMETALFORCE]

Giant? wtf?

[calamitysix]

ick

[calamitysix]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[bbphnix]

millipedes are so funny! when I say one I think 'CHOO CHOOOOOOOO'.. :)

[weswii]

stick it in pooper

[MustardDie456]

@javicooler

He's just one of them chain comment spammer fucks.

Don't pay any attention to him he's just being an ass.

[jhoags92]

I dont give a fuck if it bites... If its got more than 4 legs, get it the hell away from me...

[DARKENDER17]

@jhoags92 lol

[HilaryHaylieRocks08]

@jhoags92 LMAO

[puatashnak]

@jhoags92 so your fine with like, lions and bears and shit right? lol

[morrowindarcherman]

@jhoags92 This.

[purse5pink]

@jhoags92 i agree

[Satur1n]

@jhoags92 So a pond skipper wouldn't bother you.

[kdw6705]

lady, keep your dildo in your pants.

[ZaneBarrow]

Aww, its kinda cute.

[aranfrancis]

jeez that chicks got more balls than i do, and im a guy.

[UNIONPACIFIC1]

this world is amazing

[BoxForHire]

Fictional history

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[655zelda]

Millipede + Person = FAIL

[Ineedthat06]

how can u play with something like that> that thing look disgusting

[PwnageTKS5]

@Ineedthat06 They are actually fun to play with and keep if you know about them.

[Ineedthat06]

@PwnageTKS5 fun? well i doubt u can do much with them but let them crawl on your arm.

[PwnageTKS5]

@Ineedthat06 Its fun :D

[latino13x3]

you should play with the giant millipede O.o

[amielcool]

do they bite??



[Iamoldenough92]

@amielcool Nope. They are herbal bugs which rely on living under logs and dirt holes, and have a hard exoskeleton.

[wowdirtsA]

@amielcool No, they are harmless.

[quiz142]

@amielcool

nooooooo.....

[johnnyboy12498]

harmless besides the fact the the memory of it scars you for life

[Iuriify]

@amielcool

Nope, they don´t bite. Millipedes are cute and don´t bite. You can handle most of them with no problem. But don´t mistake them for centipedes, because those ones are NASTY and Do bite.

[monkeydude12347]

fuck that shit

[viniciusgaloucura1]

filho da mae

[oogbug]

Millipedes are quite docile, whereas centipedes are ferocious predators. Millipedes have many legs, centipeds have less. This is a millipede.

[sercan13245]

are they poisinous or somethink is is that centipede

[blacklightning98]

@sercan13245 its the centipede, i just saw a video of it attacking a tarantula

[bkangiebo]

how can u touch that i wont even touch an ant

[NesteHukka2]

Be careful not to drop it. These can't stand bad fall. As they are heavy and have kind of exoskeleton, fast bending can be fatal.

[virgilxoxo1]

i hope that doesn't have a poison bite to it

[wecameas]

millipede >centipede

[MrMrFunnybunny]

i had one of those it was black with red legs i named it bob

[justa95er]

I wanna know where that poor thing ends up after that video :-/

[IllusionOfHatred]

"Can I has big hug? or lots of tiny hugz?"

[MiiJason1800]

eeeww. i love bats, ONLY

[that1nigglet]

Suddenly, I'm real itchy..

[woopsadaisy10]

that must tickle like hell.

[DeekHare]

Its not a millipede , i think its a MEGAPEDE.

[Creetl]

That bug it's actually kind of cute

[darkxdark]

SUCH A REALISTIC BACKGROUND... SO WHERES DA KITCHEN?

[ry8238434]

its rare to see gays playing with insect

[BIG10717]

That lady was going to put it on that guys back 0:19

[Polterguist]

@DaSantosx Depends on where the penis is.

[thecompleteanimorph]

I love these guys, they're ridiculously cute <3

[Jh112196]

@lemon4life24 Yes, I'm so sexist. I hate women so much. I want to kill them all. Because, you know. I'm so sexist and all.

[TheDesipoo]

@Jh112196 Fuck you and have a nice day. :)

[Jh112196]

This video is fake... The women in here should obviously be in the kitchen

[josecitoperecito]

Trip it :D

[Bizorke]

@josecitoperecito Original...

[MegaDotz]

:o... my hand fells so wierd right now o.o

[puppet355]

@sxcHideki its not rare seeing women playing with other things o.o

[ScottysHaze]

No fucking way. There is no way that I would let one of those crawl on me. Not for all the money in the world. Just awful. Gave me the creeps hardcore.

[RG350MYE]

How are you not afraid for your life?

[OPH2001]

@RG350MYE they're harmless

[RG350MYE]

@OPH2001 Yeah, I know, and I think I was being mentally retarded when I posted that comment. I really do hate some bugs, but this one really doesn't seem all that bad. I don't know what was going through my head when I posted that.

[MultiUnanimous]

that kid is a fuckin creep!

[Jaceytardfan]

They look like bigger rollie pollies! :)

[john17972]

I like the millipedes because they look nice and don't bite. But I hate centipedes.

[Esupanitix]

@john17972 Because they're the opposite of Millipedes?

[PowerfullPC]

@Esupanitix i Think centipedes are creepy and they bite!

[Esupanitix]

@PowerfullPC Good for you.

[hyfyv]

I'm now hungry

[101tesoro]

that cute thing can crawl into my house any day

[waterfordjim]

I would hate to have that thing crawl up inside my B U T T H O L E while I was sleeping. :-)

[walexia]

@waterfordjim

actually i thought of that before but your but ts muscles are always in tonic contraction meaning your anal canal remains closed, unless something is coming out.

[waterfordjim]

@walexia Not everybody has a virgin BUTTHOLE........  :-)

[bullshitXproducties]

don't let that walking piece of shit escape, i know it's gonna fuck me

[matteo15100]

is that a toob station train wiv wubber weels

[96addict]

kill it

[SearingWolfe]

What's the point of all those damn legs?!

[Iv1993]

How can something be so cute and still give me chills! T_T

[PeanutMeastro]

Damn I wanna kill it

[KeetStreetAlliance]

@PeanutMeastro why? what did it do to you?

[smileyface317]

AH! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[OlegGoodGuy]

Does milipedes are harmfull for humans?

[TheDarkDentist]

@OlegGoodGuy

Millipeds are herbivorous, and can not cause harm to humans. Some of them (mostly the multi colored ones) have some mild acid wich can be a bit irritating if its gotten in to your eyes or skin, but the millipeds are less dangerous then a bee, since they are solitary creatures, and their acid is realy not a big deal.

[Mrkool320]

@OlegGoodGuy

no they are harmless they don't bite or hurt you there feet are like brushes and all they eat is fruit and vegies

[ThatPhillKid]

shit son, i got the heebeejeebees looking at thiss haha

[goosebumps68]

HOW ARE YOU NOT SCARED OF IT

[vheard]

looks like my dick euhh

[stalkerpadfoot]

I'm female and I love playing with these guys in my zoology class.

[QhaoticZombie]

Aw man, all those legs must feel weird walkin' across your hand.

[goosebumps68]

HOW THE F**CK DID I END UP WATCHING THIS

[CupcakeandDinosaur]

@goosebumps68 that's what I'm wondering. I started off watched freaking shane dawson

[icametorock1]

i want one.

[ToProFoYou]

do they bite?

[icametorock1]

@ToProFoYou no theyre harmless. centipedes bite.

[CharropandaKun]

Millipede: damn!!! there is no end of this... So many hands!!

[MrCena456v8]

once one got in my shoe and i put my foot in it and i was jumping my ass off

[cooldude4193]

i want one soo badly! they look so cool.

[tenato911]

id squash it and burn it..

[JacobHLee95]

DAMN NATURE U SCARY!!

[MrViggo999]

dear santa.....

[saiyangirlkiya]

I want one.

[Tieachy]

Millipedes: "Whats up dude? =D"

Centapedes: "Motherfucker!I'm gonna kill you!! X("

[zeldafandude99]

so. fking. cool

end of conversation

[tolli111]

that's an Ommatoiulus moreleti right? very common in southern australia

[SpikeChaosBleeds]

oh ya buddy? try doing this with a Centipede. Grow some bullocks, MATE!

[5stes]

do this bite

[Paperclown]

@5stes: no.. if you see a milipede you should bite it. Check out videos of Lemurs and Millipedes. animals like monkeys and stuff eat these for their intoxicating effect.

[sxcHideki]

its rare to see women playing with insects

[Mightymedic101]

@sxcHideki Millipedes are not insects, but they do share the same Phylum: Arthropods

[jimmyshitbags]

@sxcHideki let me be the first dickhead to point out that insects only have 6 legs.

[Varlin2]

@sxcHideki LOVE THEM ballsy women!

[OneAndOnlyPeach]

@sxcHideki Just like a penis.

[ikkedoch]

@OneAndOnlyPeach so many dickjokes on insect videos

..wtf.

[Speedcuber105]

@sxcHideki Its a myriapod not an insect

[banhotsu]

@sxcHideki Kitchen broke.

[Jen1249L4D]

@sxcHideki no i love insects i want one

[CloudWatcherX]

our class once had an african millipede as a class pet. i really like it actually. i want one now!

[anonymous133711]

i got lots of them in the garden but not as big as that one ...

[starscreamwarrior]

haha.. it tickles ^^

[dgedecano]

so cute..

[LonerGalore]

-shudders, gags- Oh my gooooooooood..... I can't stop shuddering. Ugh. Dx I couldn't finish watching this. Got halfway through before I was just like "UGH EW OH MY GOD!"

[sheenamae09]

tickle tickle!!! cute little bugs :3 i like em next to lady bugs

[Megzorr]

So cute!! I Love Millies! Feels like a massage on your hand when handling!

[ZilaNFS]

We are all gonna die!!!!