Assassin Bug of Thailand ₫₪‴ ₫₪‴ ₫₪‴ Ƣݔҩᾫ٨ӷ quaoar

[Jayli0]

Requiescat en pace Thailand

[payapesic]

don't they have sniper rifles LOL ...

[alessandromwartins]

He is innocent.



[timeparadox888]

I'm expecting a logo to pop up and a guy with a deep voice to say "If you suffer from Restless Legs Syndrome and struggle to get through the night, call today," etc.

[sasukecool4]

will it let out Bad gas if you kill it? Lol

[bodydrop24]

these things dangerous?

[MadCircle01]

@bodydrop24 very

[yayfowaffles]

very deadly. remindes me of my aunt jennet.

[weldon0m]

assinate this! SQUASH !!!

[supermaurito]

it carries tripanozoma cruzi a deadly parasite.

[undeadpresident]

@supermaurito so do I thanks to these fucking things. Killem all.

[Phasmatocoris]

This Reduviid belongs to the genere Zelus......but is it still rare and exotic

[alejandronuevo08]

i live in mexico & i se this bug in my ranch

[TheDeathWalks]

Obviously we dont have "barbeiros" in everyplace, and actually its very hard to find one,you can found they only on the rural areas and houses build of wood, they use to suck blood of other animal....

[TheDeathWalks]

This bug it is a blood sucker? It looklike verymuch a bug that we got here in brazil called "Barbeiro" or "Barbarian" in english, the barbeiro sucks your blood and shit in your skin at the same time, when you scratch you infect yourself, thats give a disease called "Chagas" that make your heart swell up and a few years later you gonna die....is the barbeiro anykind simillar to this bug from thailand?

[Moonmist17]

These bugs are also known as kissing bugs because they bite your face in the night. The are attracted to the carbon dioxide you exhale. There are many other assign bugs that belong to the family Triatominae.

[darkage20]

holy shit ... how scarry is this ?!?!!!

woooah ... !!!!

the most dangerous insects in germany are hornets ^^

[Ozarkeree]

Yep, the barbeiro is a kind of assassin bug. Are you sure it shits IN your skin?

[TheDeathWalks]

Yeah, he suck your blood and take a dump at same time, when you scratch it you mix the shit whit your blood system, giving a desease called "Chagas" in brazil, the heart swell up and you will die in a few eyear, but like a say, they only exist in the real rural world, they like wood...

[diggarazer]

is it dangerous? like what does it do?

[tekkencentre]

Well this bug does the same things like the bug you're talking about.

[TheDeathWalks]

i guess i do...but barbarian give youy a long death...

[ninety9p]

TommyGun465 - funny ass shit you posted there.

"Very well Mr. Paulie the Fly, I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

[lewismac2007]

wonder wated happen if u piled a nife thru it wen its sat on the wall

[TommyGun465]

It would be so cool if he carried out contracts.

"That mosquito, John, has been dogging me for a long time. I want him dead."

"Very well Mr. Paulie the Fly. It shall be arranged."

[kklollypop]

I'm glad I don't live in a country with crazy shit like this. The weirdest bug we have is probably a caterpillar that's smushed on the side of the road. :\

[Gekasht]

assasins creed

[SonicalSniper555]

I WISH I HAD ONE OF THOSE AS A PET :) no lie i would have one

[TheMovieMaker4]

just amagin u r sleeping and when u wake up and go to the bathroom to brush ur teeth and this thing is sits on ur shoulder

[OCULTTA]

Holy shit, look... there's one near your foot right now!

[yungjsoclean4366]

i actually lookked hahahah

[OCULTTA]

aaaahahaha!

xDDD

[Demented128]

shit i live in thailand!

[punjabi4589kl]

tat sucks for u

[uhhi222]

Dick Cheney's perfect bug.

[Boxer34567]

Fuck I got bit by one of these and I went fuckin crazy and started smashing the brick with a hammer and got its guts everywhere

[PIAN0life]

im not sure, but are they sorta like mosquitoes? dont they both suck bloods?

[HaystackCaldoon]

Oh no, very no. A mosquito's bite is an itchy annoyance at worst. When an assassin bug bites, it feels like having a tiny, hot coal inserted into your flesh. It is a stunningly painful experience, but it only hurts that way for about 15-30 seconds.

[188dexter]

yes

[magicichigo]

these are on usa and ther are not deadly

[yayfowaffles]

@magicichigo you are 100% WRONG!!!

[Youradumbassbarnes]

Dont spiders eat these

[casienwhey]

Where at? I live in Cali. Are they here. They scare me. Do they kill? Bugs creep me out. An the ones that kill scare me. I wanna know if they are in Cali. They look huge. unlike the theoryes of some semi popular gramps at a university wich think we are still writing 1342 where the bigest yearly co2 output are forest forest fires.

[screwme55]

dude is Califorina in Thailand which is country half way around the world?

[talonakalu]

stfu, you ignant.

[edenjustin]

I hear what you are saying. An it does change on its own. But I am also not one of those that ignores science an its proven that humans an their the things we spew into the planet an atmosphere hasn't accelerate it at a speed where it hasn't happened before. But thank you for your input. There are ones who believe an ones who don't. So be it. What ever happens happens

[Majortom71]

From what I read after it feeds on it's host it will defecate near the bite, if you rub the droppings into the wound than you better look for a heart donor cause you'll need one.

[DeadlyMACD]

I lost both my parents to assassination bugs.

[boa684]

ouch! rlly? :'( my parents died, i was 6 years old, i dont know how they died

[theotherther1]

Why are all the creepiest bugs in Southeast Asia? This one reminds me of War of the Worlds.

[BackAlleyPB]

Uhhmmm i live in ohio and i caught atleast 2 of these....... is that good????

[edenjustin]

I am sure its a result of global warming. Bugs that aren't seen in cooler climates are making there way to them because of climate changes. An there are creatures that are found in cooler climates making there way to different areas also. An if you are a person that doesn't believe in global warming. Please don't verbally abuse me in my comments. It's just what I've learned watching National Geo. An animal planet

[kingdomtuba]

I am not here to abuse you. However if you believe that watching TV, any TV, will give you a science education you are mistaken. Climate change does happen, but it happens with or without humans. You can checkout the correlation with climate and sunspots if you want a different perspective on climate change.

[Aerensiniac]

Some geologists say it has happened before. An ignorant retard's first conclusion is: Humans got nothing to do with global warming.

Hell they think mere coal plants with their 300 tonns annual co2 production aint the work of humans either.

Get off the national geographic channel and take a calculator please. Numbers show facts, unlike the theoryes of some semi popular gramps at a university wich think we are still writing 1342 where the bigest yearly co2 output are forest forest fires.

[BackAlleyPB]

global warming?? its only increased 1% in 1 hundred years, but i still find them on my damn truck almost every day and my cats eat them.

[edenjustin]

Wow really. Where at? I live in Cali. Are they here. They scare me. Do they kill? Bugs creep me out. An the ones that kill scare me. I wanna know if they are in Cali. They look huge.

[BackAlleyPB]

There like inch and a half long is the biggest one i found, they dont kill they only suck blood. I live in Ohio i have no idea about california, It is just annoying having 10 of these in the garage getting on everything.

[Yonggbaek]

Well if you take a learning channels advice it could also be,,, adaptation, or evolution. There are be a number of reasons for the bugs to move to other places.

[Elementsk8ter4life]

So far, out of all the videos i've seen of this "assassin beetle", it doesn't seem to be a very good assassin.

It seems very slow, and, well, not very assassin like.

[YdOuUmRb]

watch?v=xmV6TjVNZGM&feature=ch­annel

this seems to satisfy my questions about it, and it's name.

[supermaurito]

if it stings you you can get the chagas disease and there is not cure for it.

[homeboy1615]

its pokin around like its blind lol... like where am i?!

[theotherther1]

It's probably trying to get a grip on the wall. When you don't have a neck it's difficult to look down and see what you're standing on.

[xXL0kiXx25]

@homeboy1615 lol its a nocturnal bug

[toe2thaknee]

@homeboy1615 thats because it uses it's antennae to feel you where it is genius

[chris3v]

That would recieve one seriously swift boot from me if it tried sneaking up on me i'll be all likee yeahhhh the bug dont no i no that it doesnt think im there but i nooo!! Ye bitch i nooo just try that shit and ill be like WOAHHHHHH!!!

[AirsoftFart]

lol

[imaginaryb0i]

i didnt no these things were poisonous i thought they just suck your blood

[DrChimRichels]

south american versions of these are vectors for chagas disease, is it the same deal with this one?

[dirtywater121698]

ow shit i picked one up :[ scared face

[TEGUberpwnzr]

Good thing it didn't bite you... It puts like a poison type liquid in your veins and you die in 4 minutes. Almost like my ex girlfriend.

[sinh1992]

LOL! that assassin did a bad job... he was spotted! muahahah! let's assassinate the assassin

[maarakailet1]

Jeez, look at that probosis. I'd hate to get stuck with that.

[g36y]

It's going to Assassinate you while you are sleeping >:)

[bulldogm41]

do they kill people?

[c1xcx]

yeah

[1sg1sg1]

bug: "RAPE TIME!!! i'll get em while they're sleeping!"

[luigisbrother100]

LOL Assasin Bug: RAPE TIME!!! i'll get them while they're sleeping. I'LL BE A LOT MORE UNAVOIDABLE THAN THE IMAGINARY TAILS DOLL CURSE!!!" LOL LUL LOLZ LULZ LOLZIES LULZIES LOLZORZ LULZORZ LOLZORZIES LULZORZIES ROFL ROFLOL ROFLUL ROFLOLZ ROFLULZ ROFLOLZIES ROFLULZIES ROFLOLZORZ ROFLULZORZ ROFLOLZORZIES ROFLULZORZIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!