"That goes without motherfucking saying. Cause if we wasn't drunk, we'd probably chicken out. But when you fucked up, you don't lie man you tell the fucking truth"!
That's true, but after exactly one minute, Tim Roth's expression shows that he's already sold, so the rest of Tarantino's pitch is secondary. I think :)
easily the best room. The rooms go from worst to best in my opinion. First room was awful, second room was meh, third room was pretty funny, this room was epic.
the whole film was shit, and completely un-funny... so when it got to that final scene, when he strikes the lighter........ i laughed my kunt off... right through the end credits, funny as...
This entire scene proves that anticipation is everything. If the scene had been 'Ted walks in, presents items, and off with the finger,' the scene would have sucked. But instead, Tarantino goes for a twenty-minute setup and goes into excruciating detail about EVERYTHING. That is why this scene has become iconic, maybe even legendary. Anticipation.
In typical Tarantino fashion, he spends 50% too much time pontificating on what an edgy, brilliant guy he believes himself to be. This man has the attention span of a gnat, a fact that is glaringly obvious in his films. While some of his individual scenes grab your attention and emotions, his movies as a whole are never greater than the sum of their parts. The sad part is that my lost generation, equally devoid in our ability to formulate cohesive ideas, has anointed this hack as a genius.
@Narniak69 did you actually use the word "pontificating" here? and did you just say "devoid in our ability to formulate cohesive ideas" in a YOUTUBE comment section? wow... look around you dude, this is youtube, not the fucking MENSA society, you don't need to speak like that. this was an excellent movie that had me laughing from the beginning and here you are writing sonnets explaining why tarantino doesn't deserve praise. did you even enjoy one minute of this movie?
1:23 "That's a 1964 Nigga Red Ragtop Chevy Chevelle!" I've heard of many shades of red (Candy Apple, Blood, Lipstick, Burgundy, Venetian, Scarlet, Maroon, Carmine) but Nigga Red??
that what absolute perfection, i am astounded and frightened by how good of a fucking writer Quentin Tarantino is, and im sick and tired of everyone talking about him being a bad actor, he is a fucking brilliant actor, you can judge him on nothing but this and see how fucking incredible he is, oh he stumbled over one word, big deal, real people stumble over words all the time, if anything it made his character better, in short this is pure fucking genius
Best scene in cinema history!!! I can watch it over and over Quentin tarrantino is hillarious!!!! Cristaaaal!!! What a closer! Five stars best movie ever made in my book!
bruce willis was credited in the normal version but some american censorship forbid to credit actors who acted without payment. And that was what willis did because he owned tarantino a favour. ;)
Because he failed to the light it on the first time, and Im sure after all the shit Ted had been through that night he was fed up and wasn't going to pass up 1 grand.
When Ted says "I am not going to cut off no man's little pinkie," it's hilarious. This movie was put out before Austin Powers but certain scenes reminds me of that movie. I can't believe I never seen this movie.
I saw this in the theater with a rather "buzzed" Saturday night crowd, and I gotta say that the *flick*chop*AAAHHH!!!* totally rocked the house. All three hundred of us just about fell out of our chairs laughing. What an insanely fun movie.
It wasn't supposed to be funny. It was supposed to be hip. And for folks whose idea of "edgy" is Tarantino, it was hip. But yeah, the kids were the best part of the movie.
Actually I gotta agree with genesis The Misbehavors was the funniest segment however this one was my favorite because it was sheer Tarantino genius. There is like no perfect way to describe it but its just exactly the kind of thing that you would expect from his brilliant mind. And yes steveasat2 it wasnt supposed to be funny but I still laughed reeeally hard at the climax of this scene. Well done QT. Keep 'em coming.
"Are you listening to me? Are you... Goddamn shit ....are you listening to me?!" See how Willis and Tarantino started to laugh after that:-))) This scene is great. "A little white madafukin' Honda Civic:-)
i really enjoyed this flick. The quirkiness in the delivery and humor. Very funny. It's got a lot of my favorite actors. They're like sprinkles... they just make it better.
"white Honda Civic.." Jackie Brown's car, Fabienne's car, and the car in the parking lot of the strip club in Kill Bill 2 :)
StarWarsMoments 5 months ago
"That goes without motherfucking saying. Cause if we wasn't drunk, we'd probably chicken out. But when you fucked up, you don't lie man you tell the fucking truth"!
russlander227 6 months ago
08:45 to 09:19 god damn Tim Roth you made my entire year
Hootshot112 6 months ago
Steve McQueen & Peter Lorre bein fuckin BADASS!
56BUICKRiviera 6 months ago
This movie is terrible and boring... BUT completely worth watching just for the ending. Laugh my ass off every time.
ghijju 8 months ago
Cracks me up at 6:26 when Chester scrubs his face...with VODKA....then beats the table when the sting hits :)
StarWarsMoments 8 months ago 3
@StarWarsMoments Never noticed him scrubbing with vodka a moment before hitting the table!
adult93 5 months ago
Chester spoke for one minute and 28 seconds Chester was only supposed to have one minute
LiveAnimation1 9 months ago
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That's true, but after exactly one minute, Tim Roth's expression shows that he's already sold, so the rest of Tarantino's pitch is secondary. I think :)
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A little, white, Honda Civic....sounds familiar :) Jackie Brown's car, Butch's girlfriend's car....car in the parking lot in Kill Bill 2.
jumpinjax2 11 months ago
Did anyone else notice that Bruce is smoking a roach stuck to a bottle opener? :)
jumpinjax2 1 year ago
ALWAYS...BE...CLOSING!!!!!!
jumpinjax2 1 year ago 7
ooohhhhh rilleh?
GooGobbler113 1 year ago
easily the best room. The rooms go from worst to best in my opinion. First room was awful, second room was meh, third room was pretty funny, this room was epic.
mischiefpwns 1 year ago 3
the whole film was shit, and completely un-funny... so when it got to that final scene, when he strikes the lighter........ i laughed my kunt off... right through the end credits, funny as...
ekhornbeck127 1 year ago
@ekhornbeck127 the movie was briliant and good
haoliver1 11 months ago
oooohh rrrreeeeallllly
mdermie11 1 year ago
Who blew the noise maker right before Norman got his finger cut off? Those things don't just blow themselves, now....
millstap 1 year ago
@millstap
Bruce's character, just watch him.
MrSikzak 1 year ago
This entire scene proves that anticipation is everything. If the scene had been 'Ted walks in, presents items, and off with the finger,' the scene would have sucked. But instead, Tarantino goes for a twenty-minute setup and goes into excruciating detail about EVERYTHING. That is why this scene has become iconic, maybe even legendary. Anticipation.
shadowstalker1120 1 year ago
thats 89 seconds
anom4lie 1 year ago
LOL!!!!! BELLBOY IS MY HERO!!! LOL!!!!!
filth69ify1 1 year ago
In typical Tarantino fashion, he spends 50% too much time pontificating on what an edgy, brilliant guy he believes himself to be. This man has the attention span of a gnat, a fact that is glaringly obvious in his films. While some of his individual scenes grab your attention and emotions, his movies as a whole are never greater than the sum of their parts. The sad part is that my lost generation, equally devoid in our ability to formulate cohesive ideas, has anointed this hack as a genius.
Narniak69 1 year ago
@Narniak69 truly spoken like someone who did not get any of his movies.
LPJAY08 1 year ago 2
@Narniak69 You brilliantly said nothing of importance. Congrats.
quidseeker 1 year ago
@Narniak69 did you actually use the word "pontificating" here? and did you just say "devoid in our ability to formulate cohesive ideas" in a YOUTUBE comment section? wow... look around you dude, this is youtube, not the fucking MENSA society, you don't need to speak like that. this was an excellent movie that had me laughing from the beginning and here you are writing sonnets explaining why tarantino doesn't deserve praise. did you even enjoy one minute of this movie?
whyhatestrangers 1 year ago
"Long-haired Yuppie Scum"
TheLittlechibit 1 year ago
I know , so classic, "You guys are drunk!"
1pinkman 1 year ago
tarantino est vraiment un grand réalisateur !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
remy607 1 year ago
Ive watched this scene a whole lot of times, and i still enjoy it.
fiscornioman 1 year ago
How much money did he get in total ????
renesabouret 1 year ago
@renesabouret 1100
coinbird1 1 year ago
is that Bruce Willis?! :D
babeondrums 1 year ago
@babeondrums That's him.
USTUBE4000 1 year ago
Always Be Closing
joeystyles 1 year ago
The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he's to look foolish in retrospect. Good advice for Youtube.
sanjurodog 1 year ago
Oh... I love his walk :DD
Moniziable 1 year ago
1:23 "That's a 1964 Nigga Red Ragtop Chevy Chevelle!" I've heard of many shades of red (Candy Apple, Blood, Lipstick, Burgundy, Venetian, Scarlet, Maroon, Carmine) but Nigga Red??
TheTallMan35 1 year ago
Gotta love it, cuts his finger off grabs the money and casually walks away
AFMountaineer2000 1 year ago
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SuperKulkin 1 year ago
Best actor for the job
abc3iscool 1 year ago
I LOVE Tim's walk as he leaves!!!!!!
barbarasprague 1 year ago 3
Tarantino's laugh Laugh @ :34!!!
HILARIOUS!!
barbarasprague 1 year ago
MONEY!!! - that was the funniest thing i ever saw, couldn't stop laughing..
LibraryTales 1 year ago
WHAT. THE. F*CK. "and Tim Roth"????? He was the main character you dimwits! URGH!
loved the clip though, lol
shrimpsmiaka1995 1 year ago
that what absolute perfection, i am astounded and frightened by how good of a fucking writer Quentin Tarantino is, and im sick and tired of everyone talking about him being a bad actor, he is a fucking brilliant actor, you can judge him on nothing but this and see how fucking incredible he is, oh he stumbled over one word, big deal, real people stumble over words all the time, if anything it made his character better, in short this is pure fucking genius
Squibfire 1 year ago 3
Hahaha, I love this movie.
It is one of the best scene in the film history!
SchwarzerFuchs1 1 year ago
could not agree more mang
nado991 1 year ago
now i do remember why i never watched this movie a second time
MoveOverCasanova 1 year ago
There should be a Ted at every hotel
SpacedTime 1 year ago 4
Blacks are acting always the same. Ungabunga.
RitschardLoewenherz 1 year ago
"Time!"...Brilliant.
Slance1Himself 2 years ago
"OOooooooohhhhhhh rrrreallaaaay?" LOL EPIC.
Slance1Himself 2 years ago 6
He went far over his minute :P
sagem28 2 years ago 2
Long Hair Yuppie Scum.
FrankRabbit600 2 years ago
you guys are drunk....
OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^
chrismaster022 2 years ago 26
Best scene in cinema history!!! I can watch it over and over Quentin tarrantino is hillarious!!!! Cristaaaal!!! What a closer! Five stars best movie ever made in my book!
screamofsteel 2 years ago 4
@screamofsteel haha the only part worth watching is the "fourth room"..other than that the mvie itself is plain awful
profittlich 1 year ago
@profittlich I dunno, I thought the 3rd story, the one by Robert Rodriguez was pretty good. I will agree that the other 2 are not worth watching.
PurpleMintSam 1 year ago 3
I like it when Ted swtiches accents :P.
-Amanda
MandyBuglet 2 years ago 4
what does he say? about his grand saying?
gctones 2 years ago
LMAO! YESSSS!! Bruce Willis puffin a doobie!! 3:25
DevlinMcGrath 2 years ago 2
The best Comedy Movie from Quentin Tarantino ever! I love all his fantastic movies, he is a genius*TARANTINO RULEZZZZ* best Producer ever!!!
Ischen1975 2 years ago 4
one of the best comedy movies! Tarantino is super as actor!
MrSalzen 2 years ago 3
bizzare--brilliant
wonderfully done on all levels!
AnIngeniousParadox 2 years ago 3
this is cinema.. just four actors and a camera.. Tarantinos a true director
Alirezajazayeri 2 years ago 3
awesome. true cinema
obrien6060 2 years ago 3
1:19 QUENTIN cracks up!
jayala1 2 years ago 3
wtf? Bruce Willis wasn't credited at the end.
redhairmarimo 2 years ago
bruce willis was credited in the normal version but some american censorship forbid to credit actors who acted without payment. And that was what willis did because he owned tarantino a favour. ;)
SwandStandBack 2 years ago 3
cause he wasnt paid. Unpaid actors dont get credited in a film if their not payed
nivekm95 2 years ago
It's Vertigogo by Combustible Edison
gnomespa 2 years ago
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yada yada and one good joke.. that was it!
harhainen 2 years ago
Genious.
Masakione 2 years ago
genius.
kenhatesemos 2 years ago 3
Roth is sooooooooo cute... look at his face ..hahah ..I love him.
dearestdarcy 2 years ago 5
2:49
piano12161770 2 years ago
The look on Ted's face when they told him he was going to be the one to chop off the guy's finger was PRICELESS!
Tim Roth is such an amazing actor!
weirdaussiechick123 2 years ago 24
well said.
sanewman73 2 years ago
Wow, Tim Roth is possibly the most adorable actor ever. Well, next to Robert Sean Leonard, but still he's so damn cute in this movie.
Bohemian815 2 years ago 2
haha, makes me laugh every time. im a pizzia delivery guy, shit id do it, not so much the money, but i like a good story to tell.
gctones 2 years ago
Great clip! Does anyone know the name of the song at the end? It's hilarious the way Ted walks down the hallway. xD
Thanks!
iLoveHeathLedger15 2 years ago
this is taken from a short story by roald dahl called "man from the south" hes pretty good with stories most of have dark humour
limsky83 2 years ago 2
what is it this movie quentin talks about????
nitzaviram 2 years ago
Bruce Willis is blazin up a J at 3:19
Thats some funny shit!
dakotarider74 2 years ago
QT owns the car they're making the bet with. It's also the car V. Vega drives Mia Wallace to JR Slims in :D
venuecam 3 years ago
at 1:13 the Jig's chance of T.Roth being reticent as pertaining to being the HatchetMan, evaporates..
Morthund 3 years ago
you guys are drunk!
Morthund 3 years ago
whatever my sister wrote just fucking forget it.
BarylTDF 3 years ago
oh...your sister wrote it? my bad!
Morthund 3 years ago
SSHHHH...IM THE CLOSER HERE!!
23v0lv32 3 years ago
ahahahahhahahaha
kokoliko01 3 years ago
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Why Ted had cut the finger so soon?
BarylTDF 3 years ago
Why not?
YTUserT1 3 years ago
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Why Ted had cut the finger so soon?
BarylTDF 3 years ago
Because he failed to the light it on the first time, and Im sure after all the shit Ted had been through that night he was fed up and wasn't going to pass up 1 grand.
IloveGorgeousGeorge 3 years ago 5
way to go at missing the whole point...of even having a pulse, if you had to ask that...BaryITDF
in fact, your lucky that anyone is drunk enough to reply to such a brain-damaged-Baboon comment at all
Morthund 3 years ago 3
I love that car more than I love hips, lips or... fingeeertips ! hahah cracks me up every time
SlikkTim 3 years ago
great scene typical tarantino lol
mybluefit02 3 years ago
"Always be closing!" -Glengarry Glenross.
jumpinjax2 3 years ago 2
wondering, what does that mean?
qulin90 3 years ago
always be closing "the deal", its from Glengarry Glen ross, about salesmen
johnyexhale 3 years ago
ATTENTION INTEREST DECISION ACTION!
AIDA!
best fuckin' scene in the world. alec baldwin is the shit. "you know what it takes to sell real estate? it takes brass balls" :)
johnnyamok 3 years ago
steve and peter being bad asses
natesherwood187 3 years ago
Wow, fukn hilarious !!! Check out 1:23 when Norman screams to the bellboy and Tarantino meets eyes with the girl and cracks up !!!
Un-fukn-believable improve right there !
buenapapa 3 years ago
You are a lame, weak, moron. May you die soon and slowly.
variouscooldotcom 3 years ago
Why are you so angry at me ? Can you tell me what pissed you off so much about my comment please ?
buenapapa 3 years ago
Sorry. I was upset because I dumped my girlfriend and missed the sex.
variouscooldotcom 3 years ago
"...The Dog Catcher, sir.."
Groomboy47 3 years ago
If you've seen the whole movie, in total Ted got like $1,600 dollar's that night xD
ZoloSound 3 years ago
One of the best movie endings... Quentin Tarantino always knows how to put up a nice tension. Loved the vid
013579asdfgh 3 years ago 3
He'd convinced me :D.
SuperChalke 3 years ago
That has got to be the greatist movie ending of all time.
nanerrat 3 years ago
I love how nonchalantly Ted walks out the door after he chops the guy's finger off.
amadrienia 3 years ago
When Ted says "I am not going to cut off no man's little pinkie," it's hilarious. This movie was put out before Austin Powers but certain scenes reminds me of that movie. I can't believe I never seen this movie.
m2liz4u 3 years ago
Norman....not "no man."
jumpinjax2 3 years ago
that was actually 1 minute 28 sec
Tapeleg247 3 years ago
that " always be closing " line at the end, that is from Glen Gary, Glen Ross isnt it....
lyman24200000 3 years ago
lol
Without realizing it I was in the exact same position as Ted XD
This movie is the SHIT!!
magnacore11 3 years ago
I saw this in the theater with a rather "buzzed" Saturday night crowd, and I gotta say that the *flick*chop*AAAHHH!!!* totally rocked the house. All three hundred of us just about fell out of our chairs laughing. What an insanely fun movie.
BarracksSi 3 years ago
OF COURSE WERE DRUNK, doesn't mean we dont know what the fuck were talkin about-
my fav line lolz
tennisiscool4u 3 years ago
When ya fucked man ya don't lie, ya tell da fuckin truth ! hahahaha
SlikkTim 3 years ago
this movie made me laugh so much. Tim Roth is great his performance alone made me laugh hysterically a couple of times.
Tori1790 4 years ago 2
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this part wasnt funny at all the misbehaviors room is the best
genesisoutlaw 4 years ago
you suck.
parade420 4 years ago
you blow
genesisoutlaw 4 years ago
It wasn't supposed to be funny. It was supposed to be hip. And for folks whose idea of "edgy" is Tarantino, it was hip. But yeah, the kids were the best part of the movie.
steveasat2 3 years ago
HIP
genesisoutlaw 3 years ago
Actually I gotta agree with genesis The Misbehavors was the funniest segment however this one was my favorite because it was sheer Tarantino genius. There is like no perfect way to describe it but its just exactly the kind of thing that you would expect from his brilliant mind. And yes steveasat2 it wasnt supposed to be funny but I still laughed reeeally hard at the climax of this scene. Well done QT. Keep 'em coming.
Bolson333 3 years ago 3
yeah lol
genesisoutlaw 3 years ago
lol, one try and WAM OFF IT GOES, i laughed hardcore at that lol didnt expect that
jap333 4 years ago
Love this movie so much =D
EmptyPintGlass 4 years ago
tim's voice changes round the 5:55 mark
jameshaagensen 4 years ago
this is a damn good flick, man
ethansloan 4 years ago
never mind i recognize the voice.
the first time i saw this movie was the summer before highschool. iwanted to drop out and be a bellhop for the rest of my life.
nonodont 4 years ago
is that still jennifer beals in the back
nonodont 4 years ago 2
"Are you listening to me? Are you... Goddamn shit ....are you listening to me?!" See how Willis and Tarantino started to laugh after that:-))) This scene is great. "A little white madafukin' Honda Civic:-)
MoRt82 4 years ago
i really enjoyed this flick. The quirkiness in the delivery and humor. Very funny. It's got a lot of my favorite actors. They're like sprinkles... they just make it better.
cm19771977 4 years ago
TARANTINO IS THE SHIT!!!
2222222222y 4 years ago
I love this movie.
TheOvernite 4 years ago
does anyone notice that bruce willis is not in the credits at the end???
mynameisiansmum 4 years ago
Bruce Willis didn't get paid to play the role, so for SAG purposes they omitted his name from the credits.
spenceerz 4 years ago 2
i love tarantinos speech that convinces roth to chop off the finger lol
mynameisiansmum 4 years ago 3
3 nails???
farrjj01 4 years ago 3
hahahaha
ado23wodzu 4 years ago
lol
koolkiller14 4 years ago
This movie was actually very mediocre, but Tim Roth held it together. I wish the movie had been better. I love that walk he does to the elevator.
captain07234 4 years ago
damn it, cut right before he fell and dropped the finger...damn you!!!!
TomG1013 4 years ago 2
I was just about to mention that, one of the funniest moments in the whole movie!
xFinalFantasyAddictx 4 years ago
the best part
L177l3an7 4 years ago
I really like this scene.. its great:D.. the last part of the kids scene when papa comes in is funny tooLD
CreepyV 4 years ago