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  • "white Honda Civic.." Jackie Brown's car, Fabienne's car, and the car in the parking lot of the strip club in Kill Bill 2 :)

  • "That goes without motherfucking saying. Cause if we wasn't drunk, we'd probably chicken out. But when you fucked up, you don't lie man you tell the fucking truth"!

  • 08:45 to 09:19 god damn Tim Roth you made my entire year

  • Steve McQueen & Peter Lorre bein fuckin BADASS!

  • This movie is terrible and boring... BUT completely worth watching just for the ending. Laugh my ass off every time.

  • Cracks me up at 6:26 when Chester scrubs his face...with VODKA....then beats the table when the sting hits :)

  • @StarWarsMoments Never noticed him scrubbing with vodka a moment before hitting the table!

  • Chester spoke for one minute and 28 seconds Chester was only supposed to have one minute

  • @LiveAnimation1

    That's true, but after exactly one minute, Tim Roth's expression shows that he's already sold, so the rest of Tarantino's pitch is secondary. I think :)

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  • Did anyone else notice that Bruce is smoking a roach stuck to a bottle opener? :)

  • ALWAYS...BE...CLOSING!!!!!!

  • ooohhhhh rilleh? 

  • easily the best room. The rooms go from worst to best in my opinion. First room was awful, second room was meh, third room was pretty funny, this room was epic.

  • the whole film was shit, and completely un-funny... so when it got to that final scene, when he strikes the lighter........ i laughed my kunt off... right through the end credits, funny as...

  • @ekhornbeck127 the movie was briliant and good

  • oooohh rrrreeeeallllly

  • Who blew the noise maker right before Norman got his finger cut off? Those things don't just blow themselves, now....

  • @millstap

    Bruce's character, just watch him.

  • This entire scene proves that anticipation is everything. If the scene had been 'Ted walks in, presents items, and off with the finger,' the scene would have sucked. But instead, Tarantino goes for a twenty-minute setup and goes into excruciating detail about EVERYTHING. That is why this scene has become iconic, maybe even legendary. Anticipation.

  • thats 89 seconds

  • LOL!!!!! BELLBOY IS MY HERO!!! LOL!!!!!

  • In typical Tarantino fashion, he spends 50% too much time pontificating on what an edgy, brilliant guy he believes himself to be. This man has the attention span of a gnat, a fact that is glaringly obvious in his films. While some of his individual scenes grab your attention and emotions, his movies as a whole are never greater than the sum of their parts. The sad part is that my lost generation, equally devoid in our ability to formulate cohesive ideas, has anointed this hack as a genius.

  • @Narniak69 truly spoken like someone who did not get any of his movies.

  • @Narniak69 You brilliantly said nothing of importance. Congrats.

  • @Narniak69 did you actually use the word "pontificating" here? and did you just say "devoid in our ability to formulate cohesive ideas" in a YOUTUBE comment section? wow... look around you dude, this is youtube, not the fucking MENSA society, you don't need to speak like that. this was an excellent movie that had me laughing from the beginning and here you are writing sonnets explaining why tarantino doesn't deserve praise. did you even enjoy one minute of this movie?

  • "Long-haired Yuppie Scum"

  • I know , so classic, "You guys are drunk!"

  • tarantino est vraiment un grand réalisateur !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ive watched this scene a whole lot of times, and i still enjoy it.

  • How much money did he get in total ????

  • @renesabouret 1100

  • is that Bruce Willis?! :D

  • @babeondrums That's him.

  • Always Be Closing

  • The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he's to look foolish in retrospect. Good advice for Youtube.

  • Oh... I love his walk :DD

  • 1:23 "That's a 1964 Nigga Red Ragtop Chevy Chevelle!" I've heard of many shades of red (Candy Apple, Blood, Lipstick, Burgundy, Venetian, Scarlet, Maroon, Carmine) but Nigga Red??

  • Gotta love it, cuts his finger off grabs the money and casually walks away

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  • Best actor for the job

  • I LOVE Tim's walk as he leaves!!!!!!

  • Tarantino's laugh Laugh @ :34!!!

    HILARIOUS!!

  • MONEY!!! - that was the funniest thing i ever saw, couldn't stop laughing..

  • WHAT. THE. F*CK. "and Tim Roth"????? He was the main character you dimwits! URGH!

    loved the clip though, lol

  • that what absolute perfection, i am astounded and frightened by how good of a fucking writer Quentin Tarantino is, and im sick and tired of everyone talking about him being a bad actor, he is a fucking brilliant actor, you can judge him on nothing but this and see how fucking incredible he is, oh he stumbled over one word, big deal, real people stumble over words all the time, if anything it made his character better, in short this is pure fucking genius

  • Hahaha, I love this movie.

    It is one of the best scene in the film history!

  • could not agree more mang

  • now i do remember why i never watched this movie a second time

  • There should be a Ted at every hotel

  • Blacks are acting always the same. Ungabunga.

  • "Time!"...Brilliant.

  • "OOooooooohhhhhhh rrrreallaaaay?" LOL EPIC.

  • He went far over his minute :P

  • Long Hair Yuppie Scum.

  • you guys are drunk....

    OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^

  • Best scene in cinema history!!! I can watch it over and over Quentin tarrantino is hillarious!!!! Cristaaaal!!! What a closer! Five stars best movie ever made in my book!

  • @screamofsteel haha the only part worth watching is the "fourth room"..other than that the mvie itself is plain awful

  • @profittlich I dunno, I thought the 3rd story, the one by Robert Rodriguez was pretty good. I will agree that the other 2 are not worth watching.

  • I like it when Ted swtiches accents :P.

    -Amanda

  • what does he say? about his grand saying?

  • LMAO! YESSSS!! Bruce Willis puffin a doobie!! 3:25

  • The best Comedy Movie from Quentin Tarantino ever! I love all his fantastic movies, he is a genius*TARANTINO RULEZZZZ* best Producer ever!!!

  • one of the best comedy movies! Tarantino is super as actor!

  • bizzare--brilliant

    wonderfully done on all levels!

  • this is cinema.. just four actors and a camera.. Tarantinos a true director

  • awesome. true cinema

  • 1:19 QUENTIN cracks up!

  • wtf? Bruce Willis wasn't credited at the end.

  • bruce willis was credited in the normal version but some american censorship forbid to credit actors who acted without payment. And that was what willis did because he owned tarantino a favour. ;)

  • cause he wasnt paid. Unpaid actors dont get credited in a film if their not payed

  • It's Vertigogo by Combustible Edison

  • Genious.

  • genius.

  • Roth is sooooooooo cute... look at his face ..hahah ..I love him.

  • 2:49

  • The look on Ted's face when they told him he was going to be the one to chop off the guy's finger was PRICELESS!

    Tim Roth is such an amazing actor!

  • well said.

  • Wow, Tim Roth is possibly the most adorable actor ever. Well, next to Robert Sean Leonard, but still he's so damn cute in this movie.

  • haha, makes me laugh every time. im a pizzia delivery guy, shit id do it, not so much the money, but i like a good story to tell.

  • Great clip! Does anyone know the name of the song at the end? It's hilarious the way Ted walks down the hallway. xD

    Thanks!

  • this is taken from a short story by roald dahl called "man from the south" hes pretty good with stories most of have dark humour

  • what is it this movie quentin talks about????

  • Bruce Willis is blazin up a J at 3:19

    Thats some funny shit!

  • QT owns the car they're making the bet with. It's also the car V. Vega drives Mia Wallace to JR Slims in :D

  • at 1:13 the Jig's chance of T.Roth being reticent as pertaining to being the HatchetMan, evaporates..

  • you guys are drunk!

  • whatever my sister wrote just fucking forget it.

  • oh...your sister wrote it? my bad!

  • SSHHHH...IM THE CLOSER HERE!!

  • ahahahahhahahaha

  • Why not?

  • Because he failed to the light it on the first time, and Im sure after all the shit Ted had been through that night he was fed up and wasn't going to pass up 1 grand.

  • way to go at missing the whole point...of even having a pulse, if you had to ask that...BaryITDF

    in fact, your lucky that anyone is drunk enough to reply to such a brain-damaged-Baboon comment at all

  • I love that car more than I love hips, lips or... fingeeertips ! hahah cracks me up every time

  • great scene typical tarantino lol

  • "Always be closing!" -Glengarry Glenross.

  • wondering, what does that mean?

  • always be closing "the deal", its from Glengarry Glen ross, about salesmen

  • ATTENTION INTEREST DECISION ACTION!

    AIDA!

    best fuckin' scene in the world. alec baldwin is the shit. "you know what it takes to sell real estate? it takes brass balls" :)

  • steve and peter being bad asses

  • Wow, fukn hilarious !!! Check out 1:23 when Norman screams to the bellboy and Tarantino meets eyes with the girl and cracks up !!!

    Un-fukn-believable improve right there !

  • You are a lame, weak, moron. May you die soon and slowly.

  • Why are you so angry at me ? Can you tell me what pissed you off so much about my comment please ?

  • Sorry. I was upset because I dumped my girlfriend and missed the sex.

  • "...The Dog Catcher, sir.."

  • If you've seen the whole movie, in total Ted got like $1,600 dollar's that night xD

  • One of the best movie endings... Quentin Tarantino always knows how to put up a nice tension. Loved the vid

  • He'd convinced me :D.

  • That has got to be the greatist movie ending of all time.

  • I love how nonchalantly Ted walks out the door after he chops the guy's finger off.

  • When Ted says "I am not going to cut off no man's little pinkie," it's hilarious. This movie was put out before Austin Powers but certain scenes reminds me of that movie. I can't believe I never seen this movie.

  • Norman....not "no man."

  • that was actually 1 minute 28 sec

  • that " always be closing " line at the end, that is from Glen Gary, Glen Ross isnt it....

  • lol

    Without realizing it I was in the exact same position as Ted XD

    This movie is the SHIT!!

  • I saw this in the theater with a rather "buzzed" Saturday night crowd, and I gotta say that the *flick*chop*AAAHHH!!!* totally rocked the house. All three hundred of us just about fell out of our chairs laughing. What an insanely fun movie.

  • OF COURSE WERE DRUNK, doesn't mean we dont know what the fuck were talkin about-

    my fav line lolz

  • When ya fucked man ya don't lie, ya tell da fuckin truth ! hahahaha

  • this movie made me laugh so much. Tim Roth is great his performance alone made me laugh hysterically a couple of times.

  • you suck.

  • you blow

  • It wasn't supposed to be funny. It was supposed to be hip. And for folks whose idea of "edgy" is Tarantino, it was hip. But yeah, the kids were the best part of the movie.

  • HIP

  • Actually I gotta agree with genesis The Misbehavors was the funniest segment however this one was my favorite because it was sheer Tarantino genius. There is like no perfect way to describe it but its just exactly the kind of thing that you would expect from his brilliant mind. And yes steveasat2 it wasnt supposed to be funny but I still laughed reeeally hard at the climax of this scene. Well done QT. Keep 'em coming.

  • yeah lol

  • lol, one try and WAM OFF IT GOES, i laughed hardcore at that lol didnt expect that

  • Love this movie so much =D

  • tim's voice changes round the 5:55 mark

  • this is a damn good flick, man

  • never mind i recognize the voice.

    the first time i saw this movie was the summer before highschool. iwanted to drop out and be a bellhop for the rest of my life.

  • is that still jennifer beals in the back

  • "Are you listening to me? Are you... Goddamn shit ....are you listening to me?!" See how Willis and Tarantino started to laugh after that:-))) This scene is great. "A little white madafukin' Honda Civic:-)

  • i really enjoyed this flick. The quirkiness in the delivery and humor. Very funny. It's got a lot of my favorite actors. They're like sprinkles... they just make it better.

  • TARANTINO IS THE SHIT!!!

  • I love this movie.

  • does anyone notice that bruce willis is not in the credits at the end???

  • Bruce Willis didn't get paid to play the role, so for SAG purposes they omitted his name from the credits.

  • i love tarantinos speech that convinces roth to chop off the finger lol

  • 3 nails???

  • hahahaha

  • lol

  • This movie was actually very mediocre, but Tim Roth held it together. I wish the movie had been better. I love that walk he does to the elevator.

  • damn it, cut right before he fell and dropped the finger...damn you!!!!

  • I was just about to mention that, one of the funniest moments in the whole movie!

  • the best part

  • I really like this scene.. its great:D.. the last part of the kids scene when papa comes in is funny tooLD

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