LadyJava Music Video for JavaZone (High quality)

[Konanda1]

C > Java

[JoeSenfmacher]

@Konanda1

Totally Disagree

Java > C;

[GN006GNHWR]

piece of s#it BIOS hahah

[ra4king]

ROFL! Read what it says on the blue screen at 1:40

[ockraz]

Anybody else wish that they could overwrite gaga with java?

[Graatzer4]

121 people using .net

[hammoch]

Wow, is it weird that I both understood what she was talking about and got turned on?

[creeper283]

Me: I'm away beating up 121 people.

Mum: Alone ?!

Me:  No, with 1.348 other people

>:D

[merlinlink41]

121 people use c++

[merlinlink41]

y u no make me scripts...

[aboy5641]

Y U NO C++

[xgamer25125]

120 people went home with their .NET mates...

[viperoreca]

I think I'd enjoy this video even if the whole thing was just the geeks (awesome people) marching =D

[grahwo]

*sits down and wrights some code* harr harr

[winfr34k]

This song made me buy stuff for learning Java.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[simhpl]

Oh Jenny, can I really get you for free?

[Akemiy4]

-Knock, knock!

-Who's there?

(very long pause)

-Java.

[euisdinbalti]

@Akemiy4 (very stupid joke)

[Akemiy4]

@euisdinbalti But it's based on truth.

[euisdinbalti]

@Akemiy4 unless you're using c/c++ or assembly.. other than that, check some benchmarks, and look at the linux performance ;)

[ra4king]

@Akemiy4 You're dumb, Java is not slow, you are :P

[isleofyew1]

java is droogstoppelsop (dutch)

[Megajosh2]

This just may be the most uncomfortable thing I've seen all year.

[JohnnyTxx]

if(dislikes > 113)

{  System.exit(0);

}

[reynaldOdaviLa]

import javax.swing.*;

public class Awesome{

public static void main(String[]args){

String msj;

msj=JOptionPane.showInputDialo­g(null,"Input your comment");

//This was just epic, i love gaga and i loved this!!/*

JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(­null,"Comment: " + msj);

}

}

[TheGeekMike]

Girl you make my software to hardware!

[mrdevi]

ultimate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[mrdevi]

ultimate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[mrdevi]

ultimate!

[MiiiHaN]

I personally prefer .NET, but this song is awesome :)

[Black1056g]

Omg .NET is better for me than Java :D Java is slow as hell :D

[clienthax]

lolz

[Elissea]

Wonder if she only knows what she is talking about, what Java is ^_^

[klaknoi]

epic xD



[Leinsterbaby]

and jerk off to pictor of william henry gates :D:D:D

[ridowan007]

private volatile long long pain(Strings[] java)

[pae39]

They pay to program in .NET so, im retarded hehe

[TheManUD18]

hahahaha beautiful LOL

[pugnatorr]

fucking nerd shit

[tingtangs]

@pugnatorr This "fuking nerd shit" lets you whine about "fucking nerd shit" on the internet, a network run by "fucking nerd shit", you fucking ignorant douchebag.

[pugnatorr]

@tingtangs

my words did hurt you ? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

hey nerd, i`m a fucking system analyst, and i work with java, but i'm not a fucking nerd that loves java and this bullshit videos

[Leinsterbaby]

@pugnatorr Well, have some brains to be a nerd! :D and you are scumbag! :)

[Redraptorxx]

@pugnatorr lol you have no clue what this is all about

[nicephotog]

class Ces{

int[] quatre={118,111,117,108,101,12­2,45,118,111,117,115,92,115,99­,111,117,99,104,101,114,92,115­,97,118,101,99,92,115,109,111,­105};

Ces(){

String in=null;

System.out.println((new String(quatre,0,quatre.length)­.replaceAll("\\\\s"," ")));

}

public static void main(String args[]){

new Ces();

}

}

[nicephotog]

I think something more suitable and translatable would be "Be the dog kennel in my forest" than "voulez vous coucher avec moi".

[daefboy]

if java will be running 100 000 times on anything, it will implode... and take the whole memory of the world with itself...

[paklenizmaj]

you can get she for free :D nice...

[gtopcu]

.. go home with .NET mates and jerk off to Bill Gates?? now this is what I call genius :)

[asecret0430]

GAGA is not exceeded. GAGA is directing more out and away.

[JWAGVideo]

.NET sucks. C# is stolen Java.

[SusanaKiwiII]

this is the scariest thing I've ever seen! :O

[CCmachine]

Javajone your PC 100 000 times? What?!

[incurablehumanist]

I love the fact that they used !buff backup dancers. Stayed true. haha

[phantasMoon69]

I do programing in Java, but prefer C++ ftw!

[schwertwort]

.Net fucking rocks.

java gets outdated

I dont know why so many people stick with this old faggot language

[eugeneru]

@schwertwort oh come on, your .Net works on Microsoft only. Both are evil here.

[PandoraBox2007]

Oracle sucks\

I' am Used PostgreSQL

[muonneutrino]

She is really hot! Not the Java. I mean Janny.

It is interesting why they do such ads (this one, Java 4ever trailer). Latest researches show that Java is loosing in popularity, but still most popular language/technology.

Anyway it's epic thing I wish .Net mates will do something like this. It's really funny.

[Grandetilismo]

rss

[pbryanca]

Lame.

[Tvupper]

Epic :D

[Bjebeje]

Jenny Skavlan? Är hon släkt med talk show-hosten?

[Olimast99]

@Bjebeje ja. Han er onkelen.

[fcoa37]

F*cking NERDS!!!!!!!

[pae39]

I am retarded XD

[vixqs]

i think Java is ok but when i see .Net and .net sql connection than i back to java :) Java is great to web design u can use 2d and 3d grafic on web page! Also comatibility with many electronics! so i always prefer Java

[MrChillbaer]

is this song gema-free? i'd like to play it in our gaming-podcast :)

[soldiermaximo]

jajajajajaja ke epic XD, esta con turbo el video y la rola tambien XD

[thewaytogo258]

Epic LOL!

[mrMikeHawk100]

Half of these people commenting have no idea what is song about!

[martrex2]

i jerk off on java, since today.

[dodobird1976]

That's coooooool!

[beullahcountry]

Fun fact: Java is the worst language.

[noxidereus]

@beullahcountry You must not know COBOL then

[beullahcountry]

@noxidereus Touché.

[majdijr]

@beullahcountry

that's why its adopted by google, RIM, IBM, oracle and thousands of tech companies around the world ?!!

[bigdadycomeback]

@majdijr no, no, it's adopted by many campanies, becouse they can't find c++ guys, guys with same programming skills. That is what my boss said to me in my first work-day in his campany.

[onyourdiscostick]

Ohhh Jenny Skavlan <3

[catamss]

so come into my house and I'll let you click my mouse :)))))

[TheGeekMike]

Lycris, lycris!

[asamccbell]

oh my goodness..

[hirosegawa]

tooooo coooool lololol

[wildergustein]

ladyjava haha

[sevdalincho]

mieda da videooooooooo

[kaikoshion]

JaJaJaJava Song Java Song ~

[Cancellor2]

А девушка симпатичная. Покрасивше этой вашей Гаги будет.

[giveredson]

PORQ NO SON CREATIVOS Y PARA OBTENER VISITAS SOLO COPIAN A ALGUIEN FAMOSO, USEN EL CEREBRO Q TIENEN Y BUSQEN VISITAS SIN IMITAR A NADIE, DAN ASCO

[titosbar69]

@giveredson Se llama parodia, cretino.

[giveredson]

@titosbar69 cretino tu marido, marica

[zekatas]

JAJAJAJAJA, mucha tela el vídeo! XD

[TheNiknil9000]

The video is so cool, you could almost forget that Java is called "the new COBOL". :-D

[noxidereus]

@TheNiknil9000 Whoever calls it that doesn't know both COBOL and Java because Java is nothing like COBOL. It is much more like C.

[TheNiknil9000]

@noxidereus

C doesn't have classes but Java does, so I'd say it's more like C++. However, you can google the phrase "is the new cobol" and see what word you see before "is" is your search hits. No lamdbas, closures, tuples, pattern matching or type inference. It's getting old quickly compared to Python, Ruby, F# etc.

[maxxyme]

@TheNiknil9000 Java as the new Cobol is a joke. Not more than that.

[EPeters208]

wow. where did they find so many 3.25 floppies and mac classics?

[sinan32121]

@EPeters208 3.5" and 5.25" were floppy standards :)

[Dakiu]

Qué nerd...

so nerd...



[PaterZeo]

¡¡WTFEW!!

[thegame1921]

Worst. Lyrics. Ever.

[thegame1921]

Worst. Lyrics. Ever.

[murtasma]

Could have been funny but you failed. Lyrics are retarded sorry don't quit your day job.

[SideByEach]

Unrealistic! The visual component isn't big, ugly and hard to use. ;)

If you "want to program like they do at Oracle" you'll need to move to India.

[misformurphy]

Thats Jenny Skavlan from Dead Snow! SO HOT!

[anonymouspoet1]

System.out.println("Ha ha, I love this");

[gcornielje]

haha hilarious!

[quatroportte]

shes way hotter than lady gaga

[Mikael198702]

@quatroportte Thats not difficult ;)

[NerdGlitter]

This is so perfect! My Geek side is happy, and my Monster side is happy. Best Video Ever.

[dantemn]

System.out.println( "LoL!");

[oscar2004138]

wakala!

[Daniela27SCAD]

lol

[01gunther]

its wierd but i like it ...

i lov gaga -...

[bactuz]

Nice! Really nice....

Great work!!!

[MenoDev]

Really nice one! Never mind the negative feedback, apparently they didn't get the "fun factor" behind it.

Great job!

[jeda03]

jajajaja muy bueno !!!!!!

[narutoshippuden1214]

Lady Marmalade

[Farzher]

Wow the lyrics are bad, seriously horrible.

Video looks professional, too bad the lyrics are trash.

[berrygoat213]

Está de la chingada

[Mangomx]

LOL it's a just a parody, and its 100 times hotter than real GaGa

[TheSephoraClub]

java, "killer" ... bangin 

[GGH0okeR]

is this real lady gaga?

[alnedhack]

java!!! #

[canelomm]

Javazone Hahahah que locura...

[Nerform]

java is too cool for Oracle!

fck Oracle

[marceloAMPM]

Lady Java, la Lady Gaga geek jajajaja

[zombiieboy]

74 idiots use other languages lol

[orlandarko]

pathetic

[HenDrick217]

i want the mp3!! :p

[daniau]

xDDD la huea geek

[KazeHaruFansub]

Ja-Ja-Java Zone  (8)

[AztecXed]

ja, lady java ¬¬

[titosbar69]

Fuck oracle.

[pae39]

@titosbar69 YEAH FUCK ORACLE!!!!!!!!!!!

[soulreaverdoug]

@titosbar69 fuck baldmer.

[alnedhack]

Mierda oracle.

[Ravenek]

@titosbar69 fuck you

[matusbro]

is too forced

[MaryShootingStar]

I like the girl outfits. It was ingenious wearing cds, cables, diskettes and the headband

[gabio1987]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. GREAT! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[electroosaantii]

COMO AMAN A GAGA ME ENCANTA!

[mariajose1892]

Lady Java. !!! D:

[petas874]

This is epic and somewhat saucy.

"Some people prefer other languages

and that's ok, if you're retarded I guess

...They can go home with all their .Net mates

and jerk off to a picture of Willam Henry Gates"

Can companies really have a song about jerking off? I say YES!

[wendtse]

Great fun - keep em coming! :)

[u2elan]

Pretty funny stuff, especially the crack at .NET developers.

Guess you Java kids gotta do something while you're waiting for the JRE to spin up, huh?

All in good fun though. Those of us who are doing .NET wised-up because we get paid twice what you do, probably because we don't have to spend so much time sitting around waiting.

[jedioverlord]

@u2elan Hmmm. In europe java devs tend to get paid more than .NET devs. This is probably because the Java devs of 10 years ago moved to .Net.

All in good fun, we really need every excuse possible to distract us from the fact that modern software development is a rewardless and mind-numbingly boring career.

[yeco]

sad

[tjasko1]

I'll take an MP3!

[toshi3343]

Nagyon király!!!

[roomkid]

Awesome!

[MTaweechai]

i love it.

[kevbification]

jajaja EPIC! lady javaa jaja esta demasiado geek ;B

[ih8grep]

Epic Win.

[microsoft743]

hehe. nice.. but to be honest C# > Java > other managed languages :P

[noxidereus]

@microsoft743 C# is a cheap Java knock-off. Microsoft sucks. Windows blows. Gotta admit the XBOX360 is pretty cool though.

[ChristFrets]

This is soooo cool XD

[pjvance1973]

Except for the part where you use a term horrifically offensive to the mentally challenged, this is mildly amusing.

I think the reason that this is still acceptable in this day and age, is the same reason that people think it's ok to make fun of little people - because they're weaker than you, and won't fight back. You can mock them, because you're not afraid of them - but it really doesn't speak very well for you as a person.

[Cremn]

Why are the Java developers (who look 80's IBM types) using Macintoshes?

[theminimoose]

lol clever

[MrNukesftw]

>My face when java sucks

[jaredude]

Cameo by Duke at 1:00!!!

[gol65]

The song has one thing in common with the Java language, I like neither of them.

[SteveIsFullOfWin]

Could do with a reference to Oracle buying Java from Sun with the express purpose of starting lawsuits with the likes of Google.

[atariocero]

I like geek parodies, but, this is too much, is lame.

[Yezu666]

I liked the .net reference, but apart from that the vid and the song are lame...

Parodying Lady Gaga is just not funny any more...

[jpelczar]

Who cares ? They won't get laid anyway ;)

[Zodrith]

and even though the video does hate on other languages..... oh well. i still say it's pretty entertaining. haha us nerds should laugh at ourselves sometimes. XD hahaha

[Zodrith]

I actually think this is pretty hilarious for a video. it simultaneously makes fun of Lady Gaga, whom i totally dislike, while still being nerdy and about programming. Yes, it is about Java, but who cares. just cause you don't use or don't necessarily like Java doesn't mean you can't appreciate the video a bunch of nerds like ourselves put together. In fact if you hate it that much just cause it's Java, you should make your own video of another language. XD as for me, i like it. :D

[Dxun1]

Excellent!

[artupior]

For all my frinds - Java Hackers - with no exceptions :)

[artupior]

For all the Java hackers around - with nor exceptions :)