Red State Update Retires

[brentpieczynski]

Retirement has its difficulties like boredom and knowing that requires research. Research can take the form of talking to bored people.

[frankenmuth1]

first comment in two years

[TheKakapo]

so wonderful. I love that Mr. Slaw.

[phill903]

Your red state update, is some funny shit right there.

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

lol, mr slaw is a head of cabbage. xD

[hatchetmanabk4life]

awesome

[ConalCochran]

My dad's from Ft. Worth Texas...and he too refers to the internet as "The Computer".

These are GREAT.

[rufflthr617]

Before you hit the "post comment" button you should take a second and make sure your spelling is correct, otherwise your anger seems stupid.

[Jacktalkssmack]

dude your a fuckin idiot. its satire. you must be too stupid to realize it though...

[pauldavidson2006]

I love the Jackie talks

[rounderdog]

Please, don't retire! You have me laughing my ASS OFF!

[DemyxDance555]

Thank God.

[wbworkout]

My God-Please don't retire! YOu make so much sense in your off beat way! Dang - please don't go!!!!!

[listerstorm239]

"I'm hurtin' so bad I can't recollect the last time I felt so poorly."

[ColoradoJinx]

Heh I bought the CD the night before they posted this, so it was actually 355! I love Jackie's Momma.

[PullMyFinger21]

At 3:45 the smoke around his head was cool.

[stashou1972]

I was one of the 354, and I love it! Got a second shirt with Jackie on it, and a hilarious poster as well.

[todddoom]

I got the redstate update CD. Honestly at first I was a little disapointed. Then I listened to it again and again. I have listened to it enough to sing along with the 4 or 5 songs on it. Good entertainment!

[TMISOS]

Its a joke they want everyone to buy cds and then beat her.

[vaultiguer]

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!­!

[judge2020]

say it ain't so guys,say it ain't so

[amplifryer]

Got mine.

[cthills]

i got me a copy and its hilarious plus i want to support these guys

[shellysstuff]

i gotta get me a cd, hehe

[KenwoodKlown]

That's it, only 354 copies?!

Well I'm ashamed to be sitting here watching these hilarious boys with all you cheap bastards...come on ppl it's only like 15 bucks dig deep, sell a finger, do what ya have too! Damn shame...

[WileyCoyote69]

I may be a sad case, but I actually want to see MORE of "Cookin' with Jackie Time".

[01woodthrush]

Two of the 354 says git you ass outa the slaw bowl and find a new beer sponsor. Jack Danls'll spot ye. You caint, you cain't you cain't.

[fishhead06]

Mr. Slaw would benefit from a course of anti-depressants.

[wolviex2008]

i luv u guys

[mimstech]

SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!!!

At least wait til after Obama is defeated!!!

Great work guys

[bluekygurl6]

omg I was about to cry after the first part of the video, then comes Jackie in a damn chef's hat and I about choked on my Big Red laughing my hind end off. Much love from KENTUCKY, guys..and please never leave us!!!

[msully635]

If you don't chew big red, then FUCK you!

[HarikaYorn]

I know what you mean! ): I wanted to get a CD to help, but my Dad's cheap. They could have gotten 355!

[randman21]

Jackie. Dunlap. How 'bout not scaring me like that again, eh? See ya next episode.

[faithm]

whatev. yer confusin' me. if you go it'll be sad.

[barbsigns4u]

ha ha ha ... You ole coots ain't going nowhere!

[AnoukaKC]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

you can't do this!! not fair! don't leave!

SHAAAAAAAAAANNNN-- I mean JACKKKKIIIIIEEEEEEE

(sob)

[Berretfite]

Don't you dare...

[Texasred63]

NO YA CAN"T RETIRE!!!!

[darthrevan6]

We like you guys because of your vids, not because of your songs :/ . Sell DVDs not CDs :P .

[iamagiantseaturd]

I've been waiting for all 3 years worth on a cd set. Hopefully they get around to making it someday :D

[iMBBonlyone]

yeah

[tdplayersila]

one of the 354! :D

DONT.FUCKIN.RETIRE.

[WERTY317]

baby come back

[BLESSEDone333]

ppfftt - you will not retire.

[TwilightDrop]

That was greatest damn cookin' show I have ever seen!... you can't retire!!.. DON'T RETIRE...

[JonnaDW]

Somewhere Hilary Clinton is laughing! Just what she wanted...no more Dunlap. Jackie might as well apply to be Obama's BBQ man.

Retire...BULLSHIT!!

[masuta23]

Dont give up now!! Your Cd is #20,373 on Amazon music!! I am sure by the time the election rolls around, you'll be in the low 7,000's.

[mxc4romano]

One of the 354 right here and proud of it.

[cmg17211]

OMJ U GUYS CANT RETIRE!!!

[1revjay]

Lower East Side BBQ sauce: Maple Syrup, red wine vinegar, brown sugar, white sugar, honey, molasses, bourbon, pixie stix (3), salt and pepper. Mix ingredients until edible and smear it on your ribs. Also good on beef and pork.

[igrgrgslnj]

YOU CAN"T RETIRE DUNLAP!!! YOU CAN"T

I'm Gonna miss you and Jackie too much!!!!

:(

[BigJiggaBooJones]

lmao about like Jay Z

[barbsigns4u]

Awe, what the Hell! That Mr. Slaw was Stupid! I'll go buy one of your CD's. Just tell me which Wal-Mart is selling them in the South Bay area here in Los Angeles. Oh, Lord, I need to see you everyday with something new this week during the Democratic Convention. Teddy Kennedy did good! And that Michelle looked real pretty - she's smart!

[TheAnthemsOfTime]

I'm one of the proud 354. It is a great album, and I have been telling everybody I know. I want that truck!!!! The suspense is killing me. Thank the good Lord and Sweet Jesus ya'll are stickin' around.

[BenJosch]

Guys, please don't ever do that to me again, OK?

I kept asking myself: How can they give up now with the election just gearing up?

Keep up the good work! It's appreciated far and wide!

[defjam99b]

Mr Slaw is real hard work, eh ... but Jackie, a gent as always.

[Timothy1075]

Don't retire! No! No! No!

[jack2452]

wow i just sub

[linexnick]

you guys have sold more than 365 cd's.

[SweetsavannahG]

This is heartbreaking!

[mrsbrown333]

SUUUUUrrreal. 5 stars.

[WestVfan]

you should sell a complete set of all of 08's video's leading up to the election or something.

I'd buy that in a heart beat and show my brother in law how awesome you guys are

[htmlbandit]

I don't think I've ever seen a puppet show like that before.

Great video!

[mkeefe7]

YESSSSS! i almost cried in joy when dunlap comes in at the end and asks if he wants to do more rsu. thank you... so much

[Tibetan4thofJuly]

You guys are so much more entertaining than Miley Cyrus...No ...No ...No ...don't retire...wait you didn't share the recipe with us.

[JesusConvictScorpion]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!­!

[jtheman20]

PLEASE DON'T RETIRE

maybe after the election, but not before that

this is a joke, right?

[jvparker3]

That was bad... sadly very, very bad. You guys owe me 6 minutes of my life back.

[mikma]

can we have a "Blue states sucks"...mikma was here

[calamaya48]

So who was it that decided that we didn't want to watch Giada stir the polenta for the whole 30 minutes?

Oh! This isn't the Food Channel?

Scusa!!

[jimmyjam9014]

u guys cant retire! i love u guys, u made politics actually fun and understandable AHHHHHH!

[rundoetx]

You guys are one of the only reasons I watch you tube.

Campaign For Liberty

RundoeTX

[mistacayman]

this is some bullshit.. they ain't retirin! I agree with Crisgo3d, i think they're gonna pull a Favre on us

[catboxcatboxcatbox]

"I am, just like Jay-Z."

 "Like who?"

[123nick1]

jay z sucks

[Crisgo3d]

Ha ha ha. I bet you are going to pull a Brett Favre and come back! This has got to be a joke

[Dree5678]

Jeez Dunlap, are you sure about those CD sale totals? I mean, you DID do a shower video and all.....

[Workinman101]

BOGUS !!!! Stop that,,, hahahahaha. Bring it back.. B.b.q. and Sex with coleslaw,,, Yea Baby :-)~

[ColoradoJinx]

I love Jackie

[gangstarrpirate]

mr. slaw- thats what happens when rednecks get high

[speeddemon38]

if you retire, we're all returning our CD's..and then you gotta pay off even more. Deal?

[hansonslee]

OMFG, the HORROR! =[

[Igziabeherljbp]

Now where am I going to get my news from? FOX? The Daily Show? I need you guys to inform me of what happens in this world. Don't retire. Please.

[ChowardPena]

NOOOO i miss you already

[RHMETAL]

I like this!! Cooking with Jackie Time. I could actually learn some stuff from you, Jackie. Please do more Cooking videos!!

[Airsofter234]

This better be a joke. I watch you guys almost every day!

[obermeier21]

J&D vs. Bidin, in Denver, the potential for explosive comedy is off-scale...

[ParisianHermit]

when's the reunion tour?

[sterlingturk]

Favre.

[themechanicalsponge]

Long live Mr. Slaw!

[RogCBrand]

LOL! Julia Child is rolling in her grave!

:p

You guys aren't allowed to ever retire, either! You have to do Red State Update until the day you die- and I think whoever goes first needs to stay in the vids- at least for a week or two!

:P

[Eagle776]

are you guys going to go back to your 'gay' phase?

[cooldude333]

This is just a joke.

[malan89]

He's retired...a lot like Jay-Z.  ROTFLMAO

[xoxjetaimexox]

Aw... =(

This better be a joke!!

[2ndamendmentgirl]

Mr. Slaw is creepy. I miss Dunlap already.

[watchdog3]

yea who got the truck jackie?

[jakobstud]

where's the truck?

[BryanMullinax]

It's a Farve! Retirement, weeping, return, vindication.

And hopefully lots more Biden clips.

[ColoradoJinx]

LOL... I'm glad Jackie finally figured out how to work the computer.

[teddymichael]

I hope y'all don't retire for real. We got three more months to go. We need the entertainment to get through it.

[dannyb6890]

I Hope

[snesplayer3]

Honestly, I don't think they are retiring... And If they do they will come back in a few months or weeks.

[dannyb6890]

Im one of them to

[tombstonetom]

Come back Dunlap, please! I don't want to hear anymore from Mr Slaw. That's even worse than your singing. There's a convention going on and another after that, then an election. You don't want to miss out on that. That's like Faurve retiring the day before the Superbowl. You don't want to miss that. America needs you. Don't leave Jackie standing alone. Don't let America down. Be the Man, be the hero, be the patriot America needs. Come back and stand for America.

[VerbotenDingleberry]

I'm one of the 354. The proud few!

Can't wait for next Update guys...

[TheBigSwig2010]

you guys pulled a boh3m3 on us

[dobos420]

come on Dunlap, stop mess'in with our heads. you know their aint no quit in you...

you will be here to keep us informed and intertained till you land a TV job somewhere. shoot...ya all will be here even after the OBAMA 8 year Presidentcy is over ! 5 stars *****

[kain1384]

I loved the conversation between Jackie and the slaw, it's like two old guys complaining about everything they hate these days.

[Neuroplasticity2]

You pulled a Brett Favre!!!!

rotflol

[JAYBOB5869]

youve got to be fuckin kidding me!!!! nooooooo wayyyyyyyyy

[dejahthoris]

Wahh!!! Nooo!!

[Sammerkona]

Retireing? Okay, bye. Unsubscribing

[Damnitscloudy]

I almost thought they were reallying retiring, but then again nobody retires anymore, they come back a year later and say "oh wait! here i am again!" lol

[nine9s]

Not bad... but Jackie's still no Swedish Chef.

[JiveDadson]

You only promised that you would retire. You didn't say you wouldn't come back out of retirement.

[iMBBonlyone]

ahh, gotta love those double negatives....

[JiveDadson]

I didn't use no double negatives.

[Curn1]

Haha that is awesome.

[gocolts1]

This sucks. I hope they come out of retirement.

:(

[Tamar1973]

FOOD!!!!!!!

[eckstea]

Was that John McCain slaw?

[GretchenDawntreader]

LOL you bad boys...after all, I thought you were only promising to retire from show business, this ain't about show business, this is politics!

Get back over to your table a'fore I get ornery. Damn.

[Bosco239]

WFT...

[jwoodswce]

I suspect that Joe Biden bought all those Miley Cyrus CDs in a vain attempt to force you into retirement. Don't fall for Biden's dirty tricks.

[kangaroosterman]

haha you are probly right.

[usnationalist]

I cant believe you guys only sold 300 some CDs. Everyone of your subscribers should buy one. Hell, after 300 some odd videos, whats a $15 thank you?

Great video- I loved the Mr Slaw bit. Classic T&J.

Very Glad that Dunlap is a total retire wheltch.

[redneckstaggs1988]

I think Miley Cyrus cheated...

Cooking with Jackie is scary too! LOL

[dekken56]

i have heard that exact conversation from my older relatives and their friends a hundred times.,

[ydontudie4me]

i am one of the 354

[BHuskie11B]

As am I...and don't think we loyal 150 somethin of the 300 somethin we registered online forgot about Jackie's truck. Who's the winner?

Jackie for president

[usnationalist]

I forgot about that truck... heh, I haven't even bothered with that slip in the CD. If there isn't a winner yet, maybe I'll still fill it out... maybe.

[chemistofdarkness]

Does it come with a full tank of gas? If so, the gas may be worth more than the truck.

[usnationalist]

Tennessee truck probably wont even pass smog here in Cali. But if it comes with the gun rack, I'm in.

[ls1z28chris]

Retired like Jay-Z? Try Brett Farve. That joker has retired how many times?

[peziak]

I didn't know that that album was on iTunes. I am definitely going to download a copy. I may be a Liberal but I do like these guys.

[fuzzfoot]

A record advance is a like a loan from a bank. Record companies just float you enough to record and release it, but you gotta pay every penny back or violate your contract and not get to record again.  That's what has been killing the record industry, not MP3's. Steve Albini's math says a new band can't make it on a label. Courtney Love says rock stars net a minimum-wage yearly salary after they've recouped. I guess the only benefit's the bitches really. Well, the bitches and the blow.

[Kimbahley]

Have you really only sold that many? See, that's not a failure, what you have is an offical cult following! All the best stuff is under appreciated in its time, especially comedy, from Arrested Development to Mitch Hedberg. Give it a few years.

[SoldjaMedic]

Tell Mr. Slaw to man up and quit bein such a whiny bitch!

[onlyonfriday05]

This is the funniest episode ever. I "KNOW" Mr. Slaw. When you are from this part of the country people really do have conversations just like this. As the saying goes "it's funny cause it's true".

[FeelFreeToArgue]

I'm glad Dunlap isn't a man of his word. I'm not sure how much Mr. Slaw I could handle.

Miley cheated anyway - she used the Disney promotion machine. If there had been 800 ads every day in every form of mass communication for RSU's album for the past 3 months, I'm sure they would've whupped Miley.

[lazymornings]

Jackie could have a tv show now he's lost the loser;)just kidding.

[nothankyoumam]

I'm glad you've come back out of retirement, Dunlap, even though Mr. Slaw was pretty damn cool.

[peziak]

Mt Slaw and Jackie's Cooking show deserve their own spinoff

[danthemankhan]

354? That's pathetic. That's less than one CD sold for each gratuitous shilling of it we had to sit through, heh.

Well, I got mine. Reckon that's all that matters. It'll be a collector's item someday.

[zaneman1]

to hell with miley cyrus!!!!

RSU 4ever!!!!!!!

[DrBones666]

If you leave I'm gonna UnSubscribe.

I am!  I really, really am!!!!

[terrorbite]

I hope there'll be more Cooking With Jackie Time in future. Loved it.

[117rebel]

plz dont leave yall!!!!!!!

everyone lets vote on whether or not they should stay! or sign a petition or something!!!!!

[iMBBonlyone]

yeah, sign it in the form of a check made out to RSU in return you'll get a cd! yippeee!

[dickyco2]

I was wondering if you had any of Jackie's mothers recipes, like for her Dishrag sandwich ,as after listening to your wonderful CD I don't think I will ever be able to forget such a plain speaking lady .

[TheDailyMonk]

hehe like 50c also

[HaxxorsProduction]

haha Jay-Z

[MultimediaJay]

ROFL.  So how does it feel to be retired for a grand total of 5 minutes? =D

[sptaznut]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo!!

[castout888]

damn are u guys really retiring from rsu...that would suck...my life is now 50% more boring

[theastrusmega]

Roflmao!!!! Random goodness!

[geargemartin]

are those napkins sanitary?

[Tyler6688]

LOL!!

Cookin' with Jackie was aawesome!!

[tuxmant2]

I thought you said you'd retire from the music business....

Either that or you could start "The All-New Red State Update"!

[iMBBonlyone]

SO WHEN AND WHERE'S THE PARTY?

FOR REAL.

Tennessee is lovely in the autumn.

[doughborne]

So this means Dunlap won't be at the DNC in Denver !!!! I was going to buy your CD when I got my VA Check 9/1/08, I was thinking about 2 one for me and one for a Troop I write in Afghanistan. Sorry to see ya go Dunlap ! Pro Patria doughboy

[iMBBonlyone]

Dunlap! have you ever seen that movie Tank Girl? think about it.